Empire Wreckers

S14E03 - Walking in My Shoes

Empire Wreckers Season 14 Episode 3

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It is a glorious time for the Galaxy. The First Galactic Empire and its Imperial Knights have brought peace and justice to a divided Republic.

Seeking to bolster their ranks with the best of the best, the Knights have begun a quest to enlist warriors from across the galaxy to fill out their council and deepen their understanding of the Force.

With the traitorous Jedi all but defeated, the Empire's finest now seek out the remnants of the Jedi's ancient enemy, the noble and misunderstood Sith....

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SPEAKER_00

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Star Wars Empire Wreckers, the Star Wars actual played podcast that is resolving to never get better. Who's ready to never get better today?

SPEAKER_04

Calaisette's ready to never get better. And with a whole bright, shiny new year, she's ready to be worse than ever before.

SPEAKER_06

Uh allo, bonjour. Uh je m'appelle Crescent, and uh I believe that this year is gonna be my best year. Oh, I already fucked it up. We gotta start wait until the next one.

SPEAKER_07

Starzan will never be better. He has re Starzan has reached peak perfection. Starzan will use this year like any other to smite his enemies.

SPEAKER_01

Hell yeah. And Illyria resolves to never get better at settling for less? Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_04

Settling for less?

SPEAKER_01

Settling to not get better at settling. You know what? It probably works out somewhere.

SPEAKER_04

How many negatives is that?

SPEAKER_06

Okay. So you you you okay, so you're okay with settling for less basically. No, that's what you're okay. You're not okay with settling for the rest.

SPEAKER_04

Because if you were getting better at settling for less, then meaning. So you're only gonna settle for the best. Yes. Okay, we gotcha.

SPEAKER_00

And if you're ready for your resolution to be 240p, why don't you come along with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away in Star Wars? It is a glorious time for the galaxy. The first galactic empire and its imperial knights have brought peace and justice to a divided republic. Seeking to bolster their ranks with the best of the best, the knights have begun a quest to enlist warriors from across the galaxy to fill out their council and deepen their understanding of the force. With the traitorous Jedi all but defeated, the Empire's finest now seek out the remnants of the Jedi's ancient enemy, the noble and misunderstood Sith.

SPEAKER_04

Ah, the Sith.

SPEAKER_00

Ah, the French.

SPEAKER_06

Ah, they're so noble. Hey, what are you talking about, dear French?

SPEAKER_00

So, uh, you guys have returned uh from a uh eventful adventure on the planet Saraphore. Uh you have in your possession a uh the descendant of a Killick Joiner uh by the name of Black Eyes. Uh well that's just a nickname. Um since then you have learned that his name is his real name is Koldrish. And he has been receiving medical attention for the injuries he sustained at the hands of the Nycto gang uh that was trying to use him to figure out where some ancient treasure was that had nothing to do with you. But he's got to do information about the ancient Sith locked up in his genetic memory. Kala also needed a little bit of help for her for injuries. Got her leg sliced clean off.

SPEAKER_08

Wow.

SPEAKER_04

Hell yeah! Yeah. First dismemberment of the campaign, I think.

SPEAKER_05

Bam, bam, bam.

SPEAKER_00

Not an arm this time. And uh Kala has been fitted with a uh standard cybernetic replacement leg at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, Mpel Suricon, of course. Hell yeah. How is that process? Has it hindered her in any way? Well, it's it's not a bespoke leg, it's just kind of like an off-the-shelf, so it's not optimized for her. The weight's a little weird.

SPEAKER_06

We're the fucking royal guard, we're the we're the PIs. Why couldn't they get us a we ha we're rich, we should buy a new leg!

SPEAKER_04

I mean, maybe maybe their their socialized health care is still kind of getting off the ground. They haven't started making loopholes for important people yet.

SPEAKER_07

Starzia thinks they should really privatize. Set the system up.

SPEAKER_06

I want I I want to make sure that you get a better leg. You deserve it. I want you to have a top-tier leg, one that'll please anyone.

SPEAKER_04

What do you mean by pleasing anyone?

SPEAKER_01

I mean please anyone. Have you heard? I've heard of fisting, but I haven't heard of footing.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no. It's uh, you know, she's gonna get a peg leg, so uh it's gonna be pegging.

SPEAKER_00

So Callaway. Where where are you uh where are you guys talking about this mysterious are you just in the council chambers and you're complaining about your leg?

SPEAKER_06

Um are are we still sleeping in the same rooms? No. You have the entire Jedi Temple. Alright, just making sure. Yeah, we're we're we're just kind of like hanging out in like the TV room or something.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, maybe we're in the council chamber and my uh my mechanical knee is acting up again.

SPEAKER_00

Watching Starbucks. It's fine, it's you hear you hear like a bubbling in the corner, and uh Anakin kind of coughs on a bong rip.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And he says, uh, you know, Night Set, uh I'm pretty handy myself. I uh I built my own mechanical arm. Um, I could probably take a look at that and maybe uh you know, tinker with it.

SPEAKER_01

When you're sober?

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm good. I'm good for it. You sure? Yeah, I mean, I feel honestly, I feel kind of bad about being rude to you before. Um to be honest, I was I was a little stressed because I was gonna go out I was going out on a pretty important mission to find and kill a Jedi, which I didn't end up finding or killing. Um, but you know, that's neither here nor there. Honestly, that happens to the best of us. Um I understandable completely. So, uh, you know, yeah, if you want me to, you know, take a look, I could take a look.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like, yeah, you know, Anakin, for what it's worth, like, I I'm I'm sorry too. That was a pretty dick remock that I made. We we cool, we all get a little bit more. Yeah, we're cool.

SPEAKER_00

And he gets up out of his chair, sets his bong down, and Lay down your bong, brother. He comes he comes over and he starts like pulling like these tools off of his belt that he just keeps in a pouch, and he says, Take your boot off. I will take my boot off. So you're take your boot off, and he kind of rolls your pant leg up on your mechanical leg all the way. Oh my. And he kind of kneels down, uh, like kind of between your legs. Oh my! And he's got his little hydro spanner, his little tool, multi-tool, and he's getting in all like the cracks and the crevices, and like you got your leg cut off like right like at the top of the thigh, so like he's like doing some little uh little ministrations near the connection point at the top of your leg.

SPEAKER_01

Uh well then Kalla said I'm frozen. I'm trying to look anywhere but there. I'm looking all around the room.

SPEAKER_00

And there's a little a little click and a little buzz and a little beep. And he says, Well, it's uh not as good as a custom job, but I've kind of recalibrated it. You should have a little bit better balance on that thing now. Should take your weight a little bit better.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. Oh thank thank you. Thank you, Anakin. It feels uh ha ha ha ha that already. Kaliset has turned as red as her hair. It's just like, oh does he just go back to his bong and go back to staring out the window?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he doesn't seem to like understand like that what he did is at all strange.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. I don't I don't think Anakin's understanding.

SPEAKER_06

Did did he just forget what happened?

SPEAKER_00

Well, no, it's it's it's like if you had to guess, it seems like he sees Kala in such a non-sexual way that they're they're like where it's basically like uh uh doing maintenance on a droid to him.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, wow. Yeah. That's a that's a relief. Uh I mean it's probably for the best, but it's like, oh.

SPEAKER_01

You need a smoke after that.

SPEAKER_04

Kala can't be developing another unrequited crush. It's no good.

SPEAKER_01

At least this time he's an adult. He's only emotionally a child.

SPEAKER_04

Listen.

SPEAKER_00

And then he he like he goes back to his chair and he thinks about something for a sec. And then he like fishes his N gauge out of like the the crevice between the cushions, that little like Nokia N gauge that he had in Revenge of the Sith. I was about to say, no, like a Nokia to N gauge? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

What's an N gauge?

SPEAKER_00

Well, for some reason, Anakin had a Nokia N gauge in episode three.

SPEAKER_01

Uh what is an N gauge? An N gauge is like a cool millennial style phone, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00

It's it's a phone slash game console that was intentionally designed to look like Goatze.

SPEAKER_01

It's it's oh hell yeah. Everything looked like this thing. Damn. Oh, wait, I remember. A gaming device, I see.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it had it had a uh instead of having a wide screen, it had a long screen, and therefore all of its games were terrible because they're on this shitty long screen. And he looks at his inner.

SPEAKER_05

He just happened to have that on the set. Forgot to put it away.

SPEAKER_00

And he and he looks at the screen and he says, excuse me, and he kind of rushes off. You get the feeling that like he may have missed uh an important appointment smoking his bong.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, wait, was the important appointment smoking his bong, or he because he was smoking his bong, he missed an appointment?

SPEAKER_00

Uh it seems like he missed an appointment and he's he's kind of like rushing to the turbo lift. Sorry, my bong appointment went long.

SPEAKER_04

Did he drop his end gauge on the way out? Can we see what the appointment was?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's he stuffed it back between like the crevice uh in the seat.

SPEAKER_04

Oh what's go let's go see. What was his appointment?

SPEAKER_00

Uh well it's just it's nothing like major or scandalous. It's just uh he's supposed to uh depart with the 5-0 first on a on a mission to hunt down another Jedi.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, so it's not like he missed his final divorce hearing or something.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, what no, that that happened months ago.

SPEAKER_04

He already lost custody of R2.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. He had to take back 3PO. And as as like the turbolift opens and he rushes in, uh Scossy, your your temple administrator, comes out and he says, I believe the boy Drish has recovered.

SPEAKER_06

Oh uh good. Uh that that is good. That means that we uh uh uh we might be able to get him on our team. We should just call him Pete. Pete Black Eyed Pete. Oh I don't know what this what this is. I'm gonna pull that card today.

SPEAKER_00

If you would like to meet the professor down at the infirmary, we can go.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I I believe there's nothing better to do today, so let's just go uh let's go and uh meet up with the professor.

SPEAKER_00

So you can uh leave the Jedi Council Chambers, a uh soft haze slowly gathering at the roof.

SPEAKER_04

Take one good last deep breath before we go, just suck up all those fumes again. Just Yeah, we all just like breathe deep and you see all the smoke just like suck back down into our nostrils.

SPEAKER_06

I like to, maybe.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, let's go let's go see what Renala has going on with Drish.

SPEAKER_00

So you can take the turbo lift back uh down to the infirmary where the uh where black eyes coal is uh being tended to and monitored by the temple's medical droids that are just kind of taking a look at him, monitoring his injuries. He's got, you know, back to patches on his cuts and his bruises, and he seems to be recovering and and otherwise fine, other than some uh, you know, sores here and there.

SPEAKER_04

We'll see him just like uh hey hey Cole, how ya how ya feelin'? Better?

SPEAKER_00

Better now, thank you.

SPEAKER_04

So uh we hear that you've uh recovered.

SPEAKER_00

I have, on uh but the professor's been uh talking to me, it seems she's studied up on the killicks, and uh uh it sounds like I may not be able to help you.

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_00

Why not? Renala says, well, y he can't, but he's still a vessel through which we can obtain knowledge.

SPEAKER_06

Ah uh explain to me like I am five, please. Well, he's he wasn't a killic joiner.

SPEAKER_00

His ancestors thousands and thousands of years ago were. He's still got enough of that uh juice in him, uh you can see the black eyes there, that that those memories are in there somewhere, but we need something to draw them out.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Yeah, something in mind.

SPEAKER_00

I I hope you don't uh mind me saying, but I haven't observed any of you being uh particularly skilled telepaths.

SPEAKER_06

Sometimes sometimes I can tell is the future. I have what foresight.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, no, I think uh no offense taken, Renal. I think you you got us you got us pegged there.

SPEAKER_06

But uh Is that the new sex leg craze? Never mind, anyways.

SPEAKER_04

No one's getting a peg like Chris, you freak.

SPEAKER_00

But one of the groups I mentioned to you, the Mindwalkers, might be able to help. We might be able to uh kill two porgs with one big ass rock, as it were.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, go on.

SPEAKER_00

So the Mindwalkers, uh little information as there is about them, uh they are a small group that live on space station in the Akadi's maelstrom. And uh based on the uh legends that have kind of spread throughout the mining guild, they are uh well, they're a pretty odd bunch. They do a lot of meditation from the sounds of things, and uh but when they meditate, they I don't know, they they can leave their bodies wander into other people's brains, wander across space. I'm not exactly sure if all this data is kind of comes from miners who don't exactly know.

SPEAKER_06

Like M-I-N-E-R or M-I-N-O-R?

SPEAKER_00

From from the mining guild. I don't know what kind of regulations they're running these days, but.

SPEAKER_04

I mean maybe the maybe the minor miners.

SPEAKER_00

They could be. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_04

Miners upon miners.

SPEAKER_00

But if you can take coal to uh it's called Sinkhole Station. It's a uh little uh I guess kind of a pit stop. People who try to get to Kessel and uh go off the charted course sometimes need to limp there for repairs, but from the sounds of things, most ships don't actually make it there. It's on the edge of a uh a cluster of black holes called the Maw.

SPEAKER_04

The the Maw?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the Maw.

SPEAKER_04

That doesn't sound like somewhere that we should be going. Why is it called that? I mean, clustered black holes is just really hard to fly past.

SPEAKER_00

Well, yeah, it's a bunch of black holes.

SPEAKER_04

Well, okay, Renal, we don't have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_06

It's like flying through a bunch of vacuum cleaners.

SPEAKER_00

It's a monitoring station that I think the pike set up or somebody set up just to keep an eye on the black holes, make sure they didn't do anything weird. It's a mining guild space station. Should you should be able to get to it. The station's on the edge of the cluster.

SPEAKER_05

And is you sure that uh this this place isn't a gay bar?

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_05

What was it called again? Uh sinkhole station. Sinkhole station.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, maybe in the Maw cluster.

SPEAKER_00

In the Maw cluster.

SPEAKER_05

Starzan may have been invited there more than once.

SPEAKER_00

Look, I I haven't been to this station personally, but if it's a out-of-the-way mining station that's a pit stuff for wayward travelers, I'm sure there's a lot of uh glory that happens in those holes.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, Starzen. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you gotta you gotta keep the chastity belt on, Stazan. Protect the seed. Do a seed count before you go. You can check when you get back.

SPEAKER_07

There are seed stealers in the wall.

SPEAKER_04

We're coming, they're gonna creep out of the walls to grab your cummies. Okay, cool. Shall we uh shall we go with a sinkhole station then? I guess? Or we would be bringing these mindwalkers back here.

SPEAKER_00

Well, Ronola says, if you want the information, I don't know what the deal is with these mindwalkers from what I've heard about them. They tend to stay put on the station. If they're willing to join you, then great, but I feel like it's probably a good idea to take Cole with you in case uh they don't want to leave. As far as I can tell, they are only on that station.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, what do you what do you say, Cole? You feeling up for a little travel?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah. Yeah, I should be okay. Uh should beats being in a cage run by Nycto pirates. That's the same thing. I mean, I guess, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That's a good positive attitude to have.

SPEAKER_06

It is time to have excuses for adventures. We're getting on an adventure. We're going on the d-venture.

SPEAKER_04

Let's go on an adventure, everybody. Let's go sink hole station.

SPEAKER_00

Let's sink some holes. So the Acaddy's Maelstrom uh is notoriously difficult to navigate. The Kessel Run is the only safe path, and it is uh sh ever shifting monitored. The pikes uh need to have constant uh buoys to do micro jump to micro jump. So you are intentionally going off the beaten path to the place where people end up when uh they get lost and banged up. So, your ship is uh pretty tough, but this is gonna be a navigation challenge, so I'm gonna give you a destiny point, because you currently have none, because you're all evil.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because you fucking took them all from us, you son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_04

Realistically, we took them from ourselves when we all fell to the episode.

SPEAKER_06

When we all decided to become evil.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So it'll be a really good score through the story sets.

SPEAKER_00

And two blacks, astrogation.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, for success. Everyone's talking about how good of a roller I am. And it's finally true.

SPEAKER_00

So, Illyria, uh, you can expertly navigate very quickly, just a short path out of the core, off to Kessel, through the Akadi's maelstrom, no trouble whatsoever. Your ship is pristine. It bursts through the mists, and you can see in front of you uh a series of black holes, their event horizons swirling around, creating these sort of like glowing discs around these bizarre, like just void clusters. Everything is swirling and like mixing together. You get the feeling that if something went into one of those black holes, it would just get like shot around like a pinball machine between all of them almost. And then a speck, tiny on the edge of it, just a little pinprick of silver uh against the black of these black holes, is this space station. Uh, the space station is a lot larger than you would expect for a monitor a mining guild monitoring station. And it doesn't have the characteristic, like, sort of um like the mining guild built the Jawa sandcrawlers. All their stuff is like blocky, boxy, uh straight edges. This thing is a little bit different. It looks like a sort of vertically squashed sphere that running through its sort of flattened edges is this cylinder. So it almost looks like a hot dog being rammed through a hamburger.

SPEAKER_04

Um what wait, what?

SPEAKER_00

Like if you take a hamburger, flip it on its side, and run a hot dog through it, that's kind of what the station looks like. Except it's, you know, made of metal and silver.

SPEAKER_04

So it's got like a bulge in the middle?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like a uh a cylinder with a big bulge in the middle. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like, I'm trying to visualize that. Okay. I think I got in my head.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I I decided just to like have the hot dog have the burger be opened up for the hot dog ready to accept, kind of thing.

SPEAKER_00

It looks like, um Yeah, it looks like the cantaloupe maneuver if you stuck all the way through.

SPEAKER_08

The cantaloupe maneuver.

SPEAKER_00

Or is it no the grapefruit maneuver? Yeah, we're gonna be around.

SPEAKER_04

The grapefruit method. Yeah. When you grapefruit your man. Oh dear god.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So so it kind of looks like the grapefruit method. Uh, but a space station. But there are uh on these docking, these uh docking bays that seem very small in comparison to the size of the entire station, there's a few of them that are painted with mining guild yellow to sort of guide your ship in.

SPEAKER_04

Do we have to return to the room?

SPEAKER_01

I can't believe we got yellow painted so hard.

SPEAKER_04

Do we do we have to uh request docking permission or just uh roll on up?

SPEAKER_00

You can just kind of roll on up. It doesn't seem like the station has really any guns or any defenses that you can see. Uh potentially its location is defense enough. And if the station is known for sort of accepting damaged ships, they're gonna want that process to be as like easy and smooth as possible. As you approach, though, they did sort of see you coming when you popped out of the maelstrom. So they have, you can see like mechanics sort of coming out on these uh little skimmers with these tools and like being ready to make any repairs that they need. They have these huge toolboxes, there are like Astromec Droids that they've got loaded up, and they seem kind of surprised when your ship lands uh with Nare's scratch.

SPEAKER_04

You got the best Astro Gata in the galaxy, baby. Hell yeah. And I'm okay at piloting.

SPEAKER_06

Also, after uh after we went through, the robot who was cleaning our ship after every scratch that we sustained got knocked off there, but thankfully he already cleaned the ship, so we're good.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you know. For being the pilot, I'm often surprised at how little I actually have to roll piloting. It's mostly just the Illyria show doing the astrogation.

SPEAKER_06

Rocking that Kasvah.

SPEAKER_04

It's teamwork. Okay, so let's uh let's exit shoulders heads held high and shoulders back over how few scratches we have.

SPEAKER_00

You can exit the ship. The mining crews, like, they seem a little less surprised when they notice the Imperial cogwheel on your ship's wings and when they sort of notice your your red armor as you come out. And they do stiffen up a little bit, like, what is the Empire doing here? Not in a way where it's like they're scared, but just like, did we hide all of our drugs?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, we're the fucking cops. Better what you better watch out, otherwise we'll take your shit.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I don't say that out loud. Oh, a woman steps forward. She's not wearing the sort of dirty work coveralls that the other mining guild members are wearing. She's wearing like a like a mining guild, like mustard yellow power suit. Not like a mech suit, but like uh big big shoulder pads.

SPEAKER_04

Like the most 80s-looking business lady around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

She's in she's in her Cyril Karn era.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, Cyril! Like from the show. Yeah, from Andor.

SPEAKER_04

From Andor, Cyril, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Like she she got her mining guild, her default mining guild suit, like tailored.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_00

Um, and she's uh she's a thin woman. She's got kind of like uh Ariana Grande vibes going on a little bit. Uh you can see a lot of a lot of her bones are apparent, uh, hair pulled back in like a super tight ponytail. You can see sort of she's got uh some tattoos just peeking out uh just a little bit up her neck and out of her out of the cuffs of her suit. And she's carrying a data pad.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, can we tell what kind of tattoos they are?

SPEAKER_00

Um this would probably be knowledge underworld, maybe knowledge lore.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Let's see. I think I have a rank in underworld.

SPEAKER_01

I don't have a rank, but I have general knowledge of everything.

SPEAKER_04

What would that be against?

SPEAKER_00

They are kind of covered, so they would start as a three purple, add a black because they're kind of covered, um, and add another black if you don't have a rank in the knowledge skill you're rolling. Oh yeah, I do, so yeah.

SPEAKER_01

One success, one threat.

SPEAKER_06

One success, two threats.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I got two success, three threats. Look at you. Two failures, one threat. Ah, Starzan. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I tried.

SPEAKER_04

You ruined it.

SPEAKER_00

So, uh, Starzan, you don't know what these tattoos are whatsoever. You have no idea. Because you got that threat though, she kind of catches you staring and she does sort of like pull her cuffs up a little bit to cover them a bit more. Kala, Illyria, and Chris. That's me. So you all got success with threat. What which what did each of you roll? I got uh what skill?

SPEAKER_04

I rolled underworld.

SPEAKER_00

I rolled lore. Lore.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, underworld, but with no ranks. Wait, we could have rolled lore? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Fuck. You still got your success. You're fine. Okay. You're fine.

SPEAKER_00

So uh all of you got threat, so she does, she definitely notices you staring at her tattoos and recognizing them. So she kind of has overall like the vibe of like somebody who used to be a spice addict, um, and maybe got herself cleaned up and then got a job in the mining guild working kessle. Or maybe she was like in the mining guild, got addicted to spice, then got cleaned. She definitely has that sort of like worn out, hard life vibe. Been through some shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And uh she cat you like you cat she catches you noticing her tattoos, and she does her best to sort of readjust herself so they're less visible. She may just want to seem professional. And you notice that her tattoos, those of you who ruled underworld, Illyria and Kala, you recognize them as like tattoos that you've kind of seen. I don't think you would have seen any of these people like for real, uh, but you recognize them in the sense where it's like you could recognize like a Yakuza tattoo because you've seen it in pop culture. You do kind of recognize the tattoos, these sort of geometric shapes as being like, are those like those are like assassin tattoos.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

And Chris, because you rolled lore, you can recognize that, like you've kind of come at it from a different angle. Where it's like you are more familiar with the sort of um like occult attachment that they have. Interesting. I like that. That's interesting. You you can't recognize like what group they're from, or if she got them because she was like a member of that. You kind of get the feeling that it's like, oh, these are this is something that like people had like this whatever group this was doesn't exist anymore, so she could just be like, uh, these look cool, not knowing that she has like a swastika on her wrist.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So it's hard to tell if like she's she if she was an assassin or if she's just somebody who like likes the style and got a got an unfortunate tattoo.

SPEAKER_04

Is it like a specific is it like a specific group of assassins that that would be associated with?

SPEAKER_00

Because you got threat, you wouldn't know. Anyway, she's coming up to us.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she is she's trying to cover it up. I won't mention it. I'll maybe give her like a knowing nod, just like, uh-huh, you two.

SPEAKER_00

And she says, Greetings, ambassadors of the Empire. Uh, I'm Emily Jance, the overseer of the space station. What can we do for you?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we're looking for some people who might be uh taken that might be taking refuge uh on the station here. Called Mindwalkers. You ever heard of anything like that?

SPEAKER_06

They possibly walk some mines. You too.

SPEAKER_04

Us too, us too. Who who else?

SPEAKER_00

Well, okay, so number one, don't expect anything. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Don't expect anything from you?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what you've heard about them, but they're not if you lost your keys, if you know your parents ran out on you, if you know whatever you're looking to find, I wouldn't expect them to actually help you. People come here all the time looking f looking for these guys. They've been here for a while, they come through the maelstrom, their ship gets banged up, we gotta fix them because they think that these people will be able to help them. Doesn't always work. So I understand where you're from. I don't know who sent you or why they would have sent you here. I can tell that you're very important based on the armor. Are you uh what are you? Uh she looks down at your belts. You Jedi or something?

SPEAKER_04

We're uh we're representatives from the Imperial Knights, if you can just point us.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right, sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Um Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

We don't we don't get all the information out here. I don't know what you guys are called now.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that is no problem. Just uh if like if you don't mind me asking, is the the mined riders situation uh are they is it like a monkey's paw situation, or what do you what do you mean don't expect much?

SPEAKER_00

Well, they're just very so okay, so here's the deal. This space station, we didn't build it. No? Yeah, the mining guild uh found this place uh quite a while ago, and when they did the mindwalkers were already here.

SPEAKER_01

Oh sorry, Chris, did you call them Mind Riders?

SPEAKER_06

They were Riders of the Mind.

SPEAKER_01

Close enough, I guess.

SPEAKER_00

So we uh, you know, we assume they were just pirates or drug addicts or squatters. Uh they certainly didn't build this place.

SPEAKER_06

Are you saying they're the indigenous uh civilization?

SPEAKER_04

Or are they like the keepers on this station? Are they like weird bug people who just mysteriously are doing maintenance?

SPEAKER_00

No, they're just people. Every once in a while, another one of them will just show up. They'll seem to know where to go, and they'll join the rest, and they'll just sit down in their circle and they'll uh be quiet together.

SPEAKER_04

So they just they just hang out being quiet together.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we managed to kind of corral them into uh a cargo bay. Um they're not hurting anyone, and you know, they're kind of weird, but we actually, the mining guild apparently, when they first found them, just thought about like spacing them, but uh turns out that they could actually be useful. Sometimes they just, you know, find stuff. Like sometimes one of them would snap out of a trance and they would just give us a location. We'd g go there, find a massive spice deposit on Kessel. Sometimes they'd just go up to one of the crew, whisper something in his ear, and he'd, you know, find something he dropped down a shaft a couple of weeks earlier. One guy was even able to find uh his daughter, apparently.

SPEAKER_04

Oh really?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Word got out, every once in a while somebody comes through thinking the mindwalkers will be able to help them find something they lost, but doesn't look like that. Let me let me show you, and she kind of guides you through the station to this cargo bay uh that has been sort of converted into a makeshift monastery/slash meditation chamber. And there's twenty beings sitting in a wide circle with this uh incense and purple glowing candles in the center. You can see that like they're all sitting in like these lotus meditation positions. Their bodies are all like emaciated and like nearly skeletal, and their clothes have kind of dissolved to be little more than rags, their hair is long and unkempt, uh, and if you look in the shadows in the corner, there even seem to be like some desiccated corpses that are just piled up.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, I I was I was kind of wondering as to like, do they eat or sleep or shit? Like what?

SPEAKER_00

There's one of them. I guess not. You can see one of them, like a goatal, who is detaching, he's going from one to the other, like plugging in and unplugging an IV into them. And he rushes over and he goes like shh shh shh. Uh and he kind of pushes pushes pushes you out into the hallway, and he says, please do not disturb.

SPEAKER_06

Why? What is happening?

SPEAKER_00

Well, they're in the realm beyond shadows. We don't want to wake them.

SPEAKER_06

Uh what happens if you wake them, if you don't mind me asking?

SPEAKER_00

Well then they are no longer in the realm.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, so w that would be nothing happened to us. It's just, you know, they wouldn't be a part of their acid trip anymore. Acid trip? Sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Spice trip. Spike spice trip. There is no spice. There is only the force.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, group. What do you think? Yeah, we we actually need to talk to the mindwalkers.

SPEAKER_00

We have a uh Oh, you cannot speak to them, we cannot bring them out.

SPEAKER_06

How long are they gonna be in How long are they gonna be in their uh uh trip for?

SPEAKER_00

An eternity and an instant.

SPEAKER_06

Can we make it an instant?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it is can because I I hear that sometimes one of them will just like out of their fugue. Um i any chance that one of them has already unfugued themselves that we can do. That would be me.

SPEAKER_00

I am C Ryantar.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, well, yeah, then we'll just fucking talk to you. Why don't you just say that earlier? Sorry, pardon my manners. I d I I don't have 'em. Um look, we need to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00

There are no manners, there is only the force.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

We we need help, uh, perhaps delving into some ancestral memories of our friend Cole here, uh, descendant of uh Kilakjoinas. What we yeah, what do you think the odds are you can help us out with that?

SPEAKER_00

And he looks at Cole and uh he kind of assesses them, and go to all they have these like horns on the top of their heads, uh these little cones that can sort of sense like electromagnetism and stuff, and he kind of starts like rubbing his cones.

SPEAKER_04

And he says, Still rub your cones in front of people.

SPEAKER_00

An interesting specimen. I sense there's much buried beneath.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I knew they'd find him interesting.

SPEAKER_04

These nerds.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, he's got uh things going on up there, like that's way more interesting than a lost child.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you mean like compared to the normal request that they're probably faced with?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

It's true. He is much more interesting. And we we are much more interesting people who have brought a much more interesting case, I agree.

SPEAKER_06

Where to go?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, you know, is uh that interest enough that you might be willing, uh able to give us a hand.

SPEAKER_00

He looks back at like the group of twenty that are kind of like sitting in a circle. This guy, he seems less emaciated than the rest. Uh maybe he's newer to the group. But he says, I am a new member. I only joined a few months ago, and uh I have been assigned the the duties of the keeper of the Mindwalkers. Uh when one enters the realm beyond shadow, time loses all meaning. I have heard I have heard that time has a relative. Well, yes, that is the force. There is no time. There is only the force.

SPEAKER_04

You gotta stop saying that, buddy. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's true. The force is the only thing.

SPEAKER_06

Everything else is illusory.

SPEAKER_00

Even this, then he reaches out and he pinches pinches your arm. Even this flesh.

SPEAKER_04

Ah, motherfucker said. Yeah, don't pinch without permission. Pinches?

SPEAKER_00

There is no permission, there is only the force.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, it might feel like you've maybe extended this a little bit too far. You might need to walk that back before you face Joder.

SPEAKER_00

And Seeky says, Sometimes when we walk, we lose track of ourselves, which is why we keep one of our number supervising the others. The force can sustain us, but eventually the flesh falls away, so we take turns keeping the bodies running. However, this station, although it is our preferred place of meeting, I believe that w if our group is to sustain ourselves in the long term, that perhaps we could benefit from more robust lodgings.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you like wanting uh new like are you thinking off this station altogether?

SPEAKER_00

Like better than we got a place for you. I see the weapons at your sides, I assume your visitors from the Jedi.

SPEAKER_04

Uh close enough. Yes. Well, we live in the Jedi Temple now.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, if we would be allowed to have lodging and ply our trade in your temple, then I would be willing to help you find what you seek.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

See, uh, we said that we were more interesting than anybody else, uh, and we proved it, I feel.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but like, uh, is there is there anything because like, yeah, you can you can definitely come and ply a trade in in the temple. Is there anything that you would need for like getting all your people out of the the whatever's going on here to go make that that journey?

SPEAKER_00

If they could be moved quietly without disturbing them. But once we are in the realm beyond shadows, perhaps I can find them and alert them to what is going on.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, hang on. So we say that again?

SPEAKER_00

Well, when we are in the m realm beyond shadows, we travel to the far reaches of existence and the universe, so I may need to journey to gather some of their spirits back to their temporary flesh vessels.

SPEAKER_06

And how how long would that take? Would that take uh An instant and an eternity?

SPEAKER_00

There is no time. There is only the force.

SPEAKER_04

Like, look, can't you can't we move the the zonked out bodies? Or like the spirits just find the way back, or they get lost on what's the city?

SPEAKER_00

If you are delicate, then perhaps, but their spirits may return to the station, hoping to find their forms, and they may have to journey elsewhere. It would be preferable to reunite them before moving them. But all of that can be dealt with after I live up to my end of the bargain.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, which is to retrieve 'em or just rehydrate 'em?

SPEAKER_00

To uh assist you in your endeavor.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Hey, out of curiosity, I know this is probably an inappropriate question. What do you do about sh about about uh do you have to like uh you know, yeah do they produce waste?

SPEAKER_00

They do not eat anymore, so waste is minimum.

SPEAKER_06

Uh then how do they live? Or do they is there like a black hole in the stomach that it perpetually energizes them or something? We have an IV bag that we share.

SPEAKER_03

Are they all of us like cat? Is the same needle?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, that is why we need more robust lodgings.

SPEAKER_04

Ugh, how many catheters? Uh but uh but yeah, so yeah, you can help us mind walk with our boy and then you can go fetch your people and we can all go back to the temple?

SPEAKER_03

Yes. Okay, cool. Uh is there anything we need to do to help you out with that?

SPEAKER_00

Well, as I will be with you in the realm beyond shadows, we would need a minder to make sure that we do not stay for too long.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I I g I can g I can give you a mind. Yeah, let me and I pull out my phone and then I pull out like a uh the timer app, and I'm like, how mu like how much time do we need?

SPEAKER_00

I believe she would be able to fill the role. And he points to Emily.

SPEAKER_04

For a second I thought when you were like, I'm pulling out my phone, it was gonna be like, I'll call up the guy who stays sober when we do shrooms. They're my minder.

SPEAKER_06

No, he's saying reminder, don't isn't he? No? Okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_00

Well, if we are alone in this place with no one to check on us, if we go too far from our bodies, we may not even hear the alerts.

SPEAKER_06

That's what's why we're reminders for.

SPEAKER_04

So, like, how is that how is that gonna work with uh with the rest of us? Because, like, we're not mind walkers. Are you just gonna like like guided meditation bring us into it?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, I can show you the way.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. Do you have a brand new experience?

SPEAKER_06

What if uh do you have like any electric nodes that you could just put on my head? I have been told that I am very uh uh difficult when it comes to matters of my brain.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you are Jedi. You are certainly versed in meditation.

SPEAKER_04

Uh dead silence. It's been a little while, but like yeah, we know how to we know how to meditate.

SPEAKER_03

Shut up. We know how to meditate.

SPEAKER_06

You know, we know how to party I mean meditate.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Look, I I've had to do my meditations when I want to not be using as many drugs and not be all out of sorts. I use my meditations a lot, okay? Elyria and I have done meditation together. We know Allyria knows how to. Uh Starzan and Chris, I don't know. You two are unknowns. Do either of you meditate?

SPEAKER_06

We ha I have thrown uh meditation parties every once in a while, but say uh Starzan occasionally will interact with the Starzan within.

SPEAKER_07

Uh is that something you're supposed to do in private?

SPEAKER_06

Is that where my Starzing toys make no questions?

SPEAKER_04

Starzan private parts are for when you're in private. We don't use do that right now.

SPEAKER_06

Is that where my Starzan shaped toy went? Wait, what? Why do you have the Starzan shape toy?

SPEAKER_04

Stick it out like a little green.

SPEAKER_06

Why are you putting it in your butt? You haven't answered my question. Wait, which one is at fault here?

SPEAKER_05

Of me. I can do what I want.

SPEAKER_04

You haven't defended yourself against my wild accusations. Maybe you are guilty of doing this, Starzan. We'll never know.

SPEAKER_05

My off-the-cuff line took a turn into reality villa. It's not how these are supposed to work.

SPEAKER_04

You're not supposed to imply things about me. That's not fair.

SPEAKER_05

Only Starzan can imply things about Starzan.

SPEAKER_04

Starzan, I feel like uh you're really bright, yeah. We won't make any more implications about Starzan. Starzan, you know how to meditate. Chris, you know how to meditate. Illyria, you know how to meditate. I know how to meditate. We are all fine for meditation, for guided meditation.

SPEAKER_00

Guides me. Excellent. Now come sit with us.

SPEAKER_04

Um sit with them.

SPEAKER_00

So he guides you to sort of step uh past the ring of mind walkers into the sort of circle within the circle. And he says, now all sit and uh follow my instructions. And the four of you and Cole can can sit. And he says, Alright, now I want you to imagine a number in your head, the number one. Twelve. Oh, okay, no. And I want you to breathe in and breathe out, and I want you to repeat after me. There is no death. There is the force.

SPEAKER_01

There is a force.

SPEAKER_04

Doing it all together?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, three, two, one.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, one line at a time. Give us one line at a time. Yeah. There is no death. There's only the force.

SPEAKER_06

There's only the force.

SPEAKER_02

There is no death.

SPEAKER_00

Now I want you to picture the number two in your head.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, number two. Number two.

SPEAKER_00

Breathe in and breathe out. There is no death, there is only the force.

SPEAKER_01

There is no death. There is only the force.

SPEAKER_00

And he does this until you reach the number seven. And as he does this, and you're staring into these purple candles and breathing this incense and picturing these numbers in your heads, he is drawing you out of your bodies. Your spirits begin sort of moving out of your bodies, and everything sort of darkens. Your physical forms, not even your clothes, just like your bodies themselves, uh, are these sort of glowing things in this sort of shadowy veil around you as you transcend the physical plane with him.

SPEAKER_06

Whoa. Can we see our own bodies?

SPEAKER_00

Yes. They uh they seem to be glowing.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. Does it look is a is a f it does it look really weird looking down on our own bodies like when you see a f when you see a picture of yourself that hasn't been mirrored and you're not seeing yourself through the body.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like it looks pretty strange to see these sort of glowing copies of yourself.

SPEAKER_03

God, is that what I look like to all of you?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, Cala, you don't when you look at yourself, it's not even like you only have one leg when you're sitting there. Your mechanical leg doesn't even like show up. You can't even really see it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, weird. Okay, so uh here we are floating above our bodies, we just like leave us a behind and uh go pity patty about.

SPEAKER_06

Do it should we all like grab onto a rope so that we don't float away from each other?

SPEAKER_00

You have tethers. You have not abandoned your temporary vessels yet. There's still a tiny part of you inside because you aren't ready to give it up. That is why you see them glowing, because you have a connection to them.

SPEAKER_03

And that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06

So there is no desert.

SPEAKER_00

To prevent yourselves from getting lost in these your first steps into the larger world, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Genuinely, I would rat I would not have it any other way. This sounds awesome. Let's let's not float away from our bodies too far.

SPEAKER_04

Well, how how far away from our bodies are we gonna have to- is this gonna cause issues if we have to go like really really far away?

SPEAKER_00

Time and space is meaningless here in Beyond Shadows.

SPEAKER_06

Because, you know, there's no time, there's only the force.

SPEAKER_00

The force will sustain you and your body as long as you remain attached to it. If you give up the attachment to your body, many of us have, then perhaps your body will fade. But I do not think that is going to happen to ones such as you. Oh, that was special. And if you join us, you can return to Beyond Shadows anytime you wish.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so like we just learn how to do this all on our own, some.

SPEAKER_00

Given enough time in training, yes. And you will lose your attachment to your body. You won't want to return to it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that just sounds like becoming suicidal. We'll want to die. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

SPEAKER_00

There is no death. There is only the death.

SPEAKER_06

There's only the force, yes. There's only the force, yes, of course.

SPEAKER_04

So what do you give us a mentor discount on, is what I think we're getting at. Anything? Nothing? Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Uh it's worth a try.

SPEAKER_04

I just assume that there had to be something. But uh, okay, so how do we find the rest of your people?

SPEAKER_00

First, newcomers such as yourselves must calibrate. There are anchors, things that are strong with a force, things that people have a strong connection to are brighter and more visible here beyond shadows. And we use locations that are strong that have drawn us like this station. We use those locations to calibrate and orient ourselves so that we can make the journey ahead.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so uh uh how how do how do we calibrate? We just hold whatever's nearest and dearest and think really hard about uh the force?

SPEAKER_00

All you have to do is take a step.

SPEAKER_06

And send a step to the rip plus I'll do the time warp today. There is no time, there is only the force. Hey, I'm starting to get it.

SPEAKER_00

There is no time, there is only warp. So every time you guys, you can move your legs, and every time you start to take a step forward, you find you just find yourself that you are like one pace ahead of where you had been. As though like every you think about taking a step and you don't walk, you just teleport there. Like a VR game. Yeah, when you think about moving, you have already moved.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay, now we had to practice jumping a little bit to learn all of our controls.

SPEAKER_00

And as you're in here, you can sort of feel you're still connected to your bodies. Uh, and you can still sort of see a little bit shadowy that purple light of the purple candles. But as you begin to walk and you begin to step, you find yourselves being filled with um like just pure joy at the excitement of being.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Ooh, that's like rad.

SPEAKER_00

There is no your physical body is disconnected. There's nothing separating you from the force. Like, you can't even remember what it is like to feel pain anymore. Oh, fuck yeah. Sounds rad. Stay on here forever. It feels like you are.

SPEAKER_04

Can we just swim through the air, swim through the force and be weightless?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you can you feel this feeling, and it feels like as you're feeling it, that like you it feels like you've been there for like both a year and less than a second, and you don't you don't remember how long you've been there because the past hasn't happened yet, and like you don't even really care about your quest because the future has already passed. It's gone.

SPEAKER_04

This is nah.

SPEAKER_00

Cal is just floating around in the air. So why don't you guys do a discipline role to uh not uh become addicted to mind walking in the eternal bliss of the force?

SPEAKER_06

Oh no. I mean, I'm sure we'll be fine. You don't like an addictive place here. What kind of discipline role? If you don't know.

SPEAKER_00

You do have Seek to help you. You got this uh go tall mindwalker to sort of act as your guide. Um so you can all roll a two purple. Just two purple? Yeah. So it could be too hard. This is just the beginning stages, you haven't been in here forever, or maybe you have, it's hard to tell. Uh Emily was supposed to wake you up if you took too long, so presumably you're okay.

SPEAKER_06

Success and advantage.

SPEAKER_01

Just two purple?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Just a flat circle.

SPEAKER_04

Uh success and advantage.

SPEAKER_01

Three success, one advantage. The shade ain't nothing to me, man.

SPEAKER_05

I got two success, one threat.

SPEAKER_00

Ooh, okay. Uh so Chris, Illyria, Kala, you can all sort of uh keep your wits about you, prevent yourselves from following falling too deeply into the force. Uh it's infinitely beautiful. It's beyond understanding, and that's perfectly fine. You don't need to understand it. Starzan, you can as well, but you get a little bit of a a little bit of a push, because you hear, like, just in the back of your head, uh, you hear a voice say, walk.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, what's this?

SPEAKER_00

And as you take a step, you find yourself in an ancient courtyard overgrown with trees and moss, and there's like pillars of mushrooms. And the rest of you, because you're all tethered together as a group, you also go where Starzan goes.

SPEAKER_04

Starzan, where are you going?

SPEAKER_00

You're you're all in this sort of courtyard, this ancient stone courtyard that's been overgrown, and in the middle there is uh a basin of a fountain, and the water is like this sort of steaming, bubbling pool. And Seek says, Ah, you have found the font of power.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. What's the font of power?

SPEAKER_00

Well, if you have the courage to drink of it, you will have the power to achieve anything.

SPEAKER_04

What do what what does that mean? What does that mean?

SPEAKER_00

It means there is no limit to the strength that can be drawn from the font. You can drink as deeply as you wish. Ooh. Should we drink from the sound?

SPEAKER_04

Well well what okay, what happens if you drink a little bit? What do you what do you mean by increases your power? That can mean so many different things.

SPEAKER_00

Well, but whatever you need it to be.

SPEAKER_06

We we we need to find our dream is to find the mindwalkers so that we uh may be able to bring them back all together with us uh to our base.

SPEAKER_00

I mean you did it, you're mindwalking.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, but like, aren't we here to like find a certain group?

SPEAKER_00

Well you're you're here to uh g get the the stuff from uh Cole's head. This appears to be part of like the calibration. Okay. The Faun of Power is one of uh the locations that uh the mindwalkers use as an anchor to orient ourselves. It is on a planet hidden deep in the Akadi's maelstrom. But it is strong in the force and can be used as a beacon when we find ourselves too far afield.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so it's like if you interact with this fawn, like if we uh get get lost, then like would that increase our ability to come back and find it?

SPEAKER_00

Well, it could increase your ability to do anything that you please.

SPEAKER_03

I just feel like I I would like some Well, okay, Starzant, you found it. Do you want to try a little bit and tell us what happens?

SPEAKER_04

Tell us some concrete effects.

SPEAKER_05

I'll try a little a little water, a little bit of the bubbly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, try a little bit of the gub uh bubbly.

SPEAKER_00

A little bit of the bubbly bubbly. Yes. So uh you can go to the fountain and you can sort of like look into it. You can see the steaming, bubbling water, and you see, like, when you're looking down into like the basin is pretty shallow, but as you're looking into it, it's deeper than it appears. It seems almost like a well.

SPEAKER_06

Well, well, wow.

SPEAKER_00

And you can see uh down at the bottom of this well as you look in, uh, there seems to be like um a woman at the bottom. She's got this long uh sort of cascade of golden hair, and you can't really make out her eyes except for like these two silver pinpricks of her pupils, and at the longer you look at her, like the more sort of vague shapes you can get, and you can see that she's smiling or rather like grinning with a mouth that stretches all the way across her face.

SPEAKER_06

Nope, I hate that.

SPEAKER_04

Is this like uh a weird lady in the lake situation? Is she gonna rise up and somehow pull like lift out the star sword to give back to Starzan?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, he's already got it.

SPEAKER_04

Here you go. Here, take it back. I crown you King Arthur. Yeah. King Starzan. King Starzan. Star what do you what do you say, Starzan? You wanna try a little bit and see what it does? I'll try a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

So you can uh lean over, and as you like put your mouth close to the water, this black tentacle lashes out, wraps around your throat, and you hear that voice in the back of your head again say, God.

SPEAKER_04

Is she trying to drown Starzan?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the tentacle, even though you're incorporeal, the tentacle is made of like inky black nothingness. And it's trying to drag you down into this well with her.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06

Can we help in some way?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like grab his ankles and it'll just yell back at uh at Buddy, just like, hey, is this supposed to be happening?

SPEAKER_00

Do you wanna do you wanna try and help Starzan? I'd like to, yeah. Okay, then give me give me now. Starzan, help Starzan. Yeah, Starzan, do you wanna- Well, let's see if you want to help.

SPEAKER_06

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

You should.

SPEAKER_06

The the epithetic uh dimension.

SPEAKER_00

This would be a cool roll. Cool, right.

SPEAKER_04

Cool roll, dude.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so this is a cool roll against uh this creature's charm. Four reds and a purple. Fuck me.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm cool, but I'm not that fucking cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you have you have one at the moment. If you want to make it a five and purple, I can uh I can give you another one. Yes. Okay. Two failures, uh one threat, one despair. Okay, so Starzan, when when she tells you to come, you're yeah, it's very close to happening. Uh so you find it incredibly difficult to resist the woman in the well. Uh so the others, I think they will need to drag you back.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, what would it be to uh grab a foot and try to drag him back?

SPEAKER_00

Starzan, what's what's your athletics? Oh god, I'm gonna be. A yellow and four green. Okay, so that'll be a red and four purples.

SPEAKER_07

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00

So it'll be athletics against his athletics.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, I got two green. Three green.

SPEAKER_06

Athletics. Um, yeah, no, two green. I'm somebody else.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's gonna ask me Illyria. Okay, so Elyria can take the lead. Uh you can add a blue for everybody who's helping you. So that is going to be uh Kala, Chris, Cole, and Seek are all gonna help you. So that's four blues.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, so Seek is helping, so this is not supposed to happen.

SPEAKER_01

This is an athletics against athletics. Yeah. Uh red two purple? Red four purple. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's so powerful. Four, success, five, threat.

SPEAKER_00

Whoa. It takes a lot of your might to uh pull Starzan, but the four of you all together are are able to do this. Uh, Illyria, you do take that strain, and you do feel like the energy, your energy is being sort of drained from you as as this happens. Like you are incorporeal, but it feels like your power and the force almost is like being taken from you a little bit.

SPEAKER_01

By force.

SPEAKER_00

But you can uh free Starzan from this tentacle. And Starzan, as you are freed, uh the connection with this woman is broken. You no longer feel uh allured by her.

SPEAKER_04

Well, once uh Starzan is free, can we just turn to Seek and just like, uh, so uh, is that supposed to happen? Is that the power?

SPEAKER_00

Well, to be honest, uh none of the other Mindwalkers have actually drank from the fountain. Oh, so that was a whoopsie. Some would call the Fount a nexus of the dark side. We do not believe that the dark side exists, but there is a presence attached to it, which is why it glows so strongly, why it is so apparent.

SPEAKER_04

So, uh, maybe maybe next time it's like there's things that your people really like, but also they might be very, very evil in a way that's not good for us. Like, maybe let us know first.

SPEAKER_00

Being able to discern what will harm you and what will not is important when mind walking.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, but we're like brand new to this, so like maybe give us a little break.

SPEAKER_00

Very well. One more calibration quickly then. So you hear a a drop of water hitting the surface, and it sounds like it's kind of a little bit far away, and you find yourselves outside a cave. A week later, a month later, four years ago.

SPEAKER_02

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00

You have no pulse, you can't even like use that to measure how long you've been in there.

SPEAKER_06

I I don't know how I wouldn't be freaking out after a certain point in time. Uh me myself, I don't know about Chrissot, but I don't feel I feel like he's not much far behind.

SPEAKER_04

It's like a dream where it's like, oh yeah, and then you like, you know, you walked in a room and now you're in a completely different house and you just kind of accept that it's happening.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's fair.

SPEAKER_07

Remember, we got our trip sitter. I hate to say it, but you guys should really try that fountain water.

SPEAKER_03

Starzan. Starzan. I feel like that lady almost ate ya.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like that lady You can feel her, all of you can feel her in the cave.

SPEAKER_04

Does she feel hungry? Does she feel like she wanted to eat Starzan?

SPEAKER_00

Uh, it feels uh like she's calling you uh like a lover. She's saying my parents aren't home. Oh. But it's like bonjour. It's it's a it's like a hungry and desperate craving.

SPEAKER_06

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

SPEAKER_01

Damn, she's desperate.

SPEAKER_06

Sad. She's down bad.

SPEAKER_04

Look, Chris Chris does not mind a desperate person. Yeah. She's like, my parents are at home and I'm open for seed.

SPEAKER_06

I'm already there.

SPEAKER_00

Why don't you all roll discipline against her uh charm then?

SPEAKER_04

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, do I have to be?

SPEAKER_01

He's certainly not uh afraid of releasing his seed.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Do we have to all roll discipline? Chris is going, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, but like.

SPEAKER_00

I already went. Chris, yeah, Chris, you can you can be. Let's see if she affects you. Uh you're you're into it. Uh so give me that'll be a cool then. Okay. What what kind of cool? Uh since you know what this is now, you know about I'm gonna give you a destiny point back. Uh so this will be against five reds.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Okay. Um, let's see, what's my discipline? It'll be your cool. Oh, it'll be my cool? Okay. Uh uh help me. Uh so we have a destiny point?

SPEAKER_00

Yes. I'm gonna flip one to downgrade a red. I used it to upgrade the red, so you can upgrade your role. I will upgrade my uh pro yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Nope, uh failure and two threats.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, so you can feel that the desire, the raw, aching, yearning that's coming from inside the cave.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh la la.

SPEAKER_00

This Gotol, he kind of claps you on the back and he says, it is difficult to face the truth about oneself. There are not many who have the courage to go inside.

SPEAKER_06

When it comes to uh uh the persuasion of a uh woman who is hungry, I am not afraid.

SPEAKER_00

You have no need to fear anything inside. Go and have a dip. Ooh, you're gonna go dip. I'm gonna go dip. So you can go into the cave, Chris. Do the rest of you go in, or do you guys be like, nah?

SPEAKER_06

Should we should we take him back? When you say go for a dip, you mean like a big thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he also told you to drink the water, and that was bad too.

SPEAKER_04

That's true.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I mean, maybe we shouldn't go in the cave.

SPEAKER_04

To be fair, we don't necessarily know that it would have been bad. We just know that it seemed like the the vibes were off. She did not pass the vibe check, but maybe it would have been fine if Starzan had gotten dragged down there.

SPEAKER_06

I am going to uh strip to my skibbies and go for it.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe Starzan would have entered a hereto unknown world of pleasures that we just deprived him of that.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you're really selling Starzan on this now.

SPEAKER_01

Is that why we're here? Is that aren't we like wanting to landwalk this dude?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Starzan strips down too. Elyria and Kala just kind of awkwardly wait outside the cave until they're done.

SPEAKER_05

We go in for a dip bud.

SPEAKER_00

It's a guy thing.

SPEAKER_04

Boys only.

SPEAKER_00

And he says to you, Chris, as you as you go and he follows you in. The font was a test, but this is an offer.

SPEAKER_01

Oh perception. What do you mean? Wait, no, my perception fucking sucks.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, it maybe perception would be a good call here. My perception's good. What would that be for perception?

SPEAKER_00

Uh what are you trying to like read his what are you trying to read from him?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like just trying to read if he's being 100% honest with us or if he might have an ulterior motive of just trying to. Yeah, like is he trying to feed Chris to be uh evil lady?

SPEAKER_00

It'll give me another destiny point. That'll be two reds and a blu and a purple.

SPEAKER_04

Two reds and a purple.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I got three yellow and a blue. Uh oh, one threat.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I should roll percep.

SPEAKER_04

Although would I roll perception either? You would.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like you're like into I am into this.

SPEAKER_01

This is oh, I'm afraid I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_05

After what happened, I'll probably percept him.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, I got a threat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll try it. You know what? Let me see if I roll it. Oh, never mind, I won't start.

SPEAKER_00

So, uh, Starzan. You can kind of like analyze this guy. You guys are just you're pure force right now. And he's a mind walker. Like, you get the sense that like the mindwalkers, they've expanded they've expanded their minds with DMT. They don't believe in the light side or the dark side. And he is like, you don't get any sense of deception from him whatsoever. Like, you're connected to him through the force. Like, you're all like the force is the only thing that exists. If he was lying, you'd be able to tell. And he seems at least. He is honest in his assessment of what is happening and what he's telling you. But he might be cray. Yeah, he might be crazy. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

He thinks he's telling the truth, at least. I trust him.

SPEAKER_00

You think this guy is like intent he you think that maybe this guy is trying to like feed Chris to the monster.

SPEAKER_04

Uh Chris? Chris?

SPEAKER_06

Uh, yes.

SPEAKER_04

I think uh you wanna come back here? You wanna come back away from that cave, buddy?

SPEAKER_06

But there's a but there's some place to dip into. I'm already in my swim gear.

SPEAKER_04

Uh well yeah, I see you got ya I see you got your tackle out and a you know, ready to go uh tossing it into a into a pond.

SPEAKER_06

But you know, like maybe wait, why do you call that a taco?

SPEAKER_04

It is a tackle. You know?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, like attack okay, like attack- Okay, I get it.

SPEAKER_04

Well, because you you got the vibe that he was telling the truth. Kala got the the vibe because she got a threat. So if you want to talk Kala down.

SPEAKER_07

What's going on? Seems like it's okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Okay, okay, Chris. You go you go have a little dippy-doo.

SPEAKER_06

So Chris, yeah, you go in and um you feel like I feel I feel like you couldn't shouldn't talk me down further, but I'm about to get in.

SPEAKER_00

Like this is a place of craving and yearning. Ooh. You feel like like Zin could be in there. Ooh. That is my dream, girl.

SPEAKER_04

Are you in Zen on again? I know you were off again.

SPEAKER_06

Uh we we haven't uh uh developed the story enough to uh figure out what's gonna be.

SPEAKER_04

We're only three episodes into this season. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Their love is Zinfinite.

SPEAKER_08

But for now it's off again.

SPEAKER_00

And he says to you, bathe in this pool and you will have the answers you seek.

SPEAKER_06

What kind of answers do I seek?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, but whatever you seek, this is the pool of knowledge where you will see all that has passed and all that is to come.

SPEAKER_06

Is that going to like beam in my head, or do I have to look at the pool? Because my eyes are very tired right now. I go in the pool.

SPEAKER_04

He's still thinking, and you're just like, eh, whatever.

SPEAKER_00

So how does this work? You can approach the pool, and you see in this grotto, this cave is kind of like illuminated by like a soft sort of silvery light that's rising from the pool, and that desperate longing continues to pull you, and you see uh in the pool your own reflection, but it's not your reflection.

SPEAKER_06

What does that mean? Like, is it okay, so it's my reflection. It looks like me, but it's not doing me things.

SPEAKER_00

It's you, uh, but it's like there are kind of like sores, like these like cold, like herpy sores around your mouth. Oh no, not high school again.

SPEAKER_04

Oh no. I thought it was gonna be like, oh, it's you, but with some lipstick, and that's how we learn that Chris's dream girl is just himself and drag. That's also here.

SPEAKER_00

You're you're kind of like like emaciated, and you have like sort of like methmouth going on, and like you look like somebody who has like everything you can do at a party, you have done at a party.

SPEAKER_06

I want uh this this is uh I think this is terrifying. I want out.

SPEAKER_00

He says, Well, this is the truth of you.

SPEAKER_06

I want out. I want out, I want out, I want to.

SPEAKER_00

Hedonist driven by pleasure, regardless of the consequences.

SPEAKER_06

I I want out. I want out. I would like out.

SPEAKER_00

You can you can back away, but you hear in the back of your head, Chris, come back. But uh It it sounds like like you it sounds like Zin a little bit.

SPEAKER_06

Ooh.

SPEAKER_00

And and there's like this black tentacle hand that sort of s reaches out of the pool, beckoning you to join it.

SPEAKER_06

I leave, I leave, I think. Oh, okay. Can you? Can you charmed? Do I do I have to roll a discipline to leave?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, give me give me a discipline. What it cause you got like two threats on your charm.

SPEAKER_06

I believe so.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so we'll call it a two-red discipline. Um, discipline.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not very good at discipline. Okay. Uh a success and a threat and aided spare. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Chris. One of us gets drawn in your in your place. Oh fuck!

SPEAKER_00

You yeah, so you can like come back, but as you turn away and you look at this Gotol, like, you look at Seek, he just kind of disappears. And now I'm kind of lost. Well, you're in the cave, so you can go back out of the cave. He's not outside the cave. He didn't just teleport. Is he hiding?

SPEAKER_04

Are the rest of us here?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the rest of you are there, but he's gone.

SPEAKER_04

Can can we s is it is Seek actually gone? Like, can we see him or is he gone, gone?

SPEAKER_06

You can't see him either.

SPEAKER_04

Uh Seek! Seek, where'd you go?

SPEAKER_06

Do we need to do we need to uh uh seek seek?

SPEAKER_04

Might need a seek-seek. Can can we can we feel him out in the force? If we're like all pure force right now, we've been hanging out with him for a bit.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. If you want to roll your seek power to seek seek.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, fuck, I have my seek power. I always forget about it. Yeah, let's seek seek. One dark side, two light side. Ooh. And I need two forest pips to activate the power. What do we do we have any destiny points right now?

SPEAKER_00

You have one.

SPEAKER_04

Could I could I flip it and take two strain if I need to use two of them, right? Yeah. I'll flip it and take two strains so I can use those two light sides to seek seek.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Do you have any upgrades? Because you can use both. Like that's it allows you to use both.

SPEAKER_04

No, I don't have any upgrade.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Did you want to just take one strain and use uh one of the lights then?

SPEAKER_04

No, I need two just to activate the power.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but you can use both, light and dark.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, sure. I'll just take one and I'll use one dark, one light.

SPEAKER_00

So you can search for him in the force. He's gone. Like he's not he's ended.

SPEAKER_06

Ended. Oh, like he stopped he stopped being a comp incomporeal spirit.

SPEAKER_00

When you seek him, when you find him, he is not like there's no glowing seek. He you he's everywhere now. He is dispersed to the cosmic force. His life essence is no longer concentrated within a living being.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't do anything! I did nothing! Are you sure, Chris? Because you went in the cave and then Seek just. I did nothing!

SPEAKER_06

I I I I I uh saw uh very terrifying things uh that made me rethink my entire future, and then I decided I wanted to leave, and then all of a sudden Zeke wasn't here anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Um, okay. Um, okay. So we still have our mind uh because like she should still be waking us up, right?

SPEAKER_04

We because we've just kind of been tooling around. We actually need to find those other people and like zoop them back into the bodies, don't we?

SPEAKER_00

Well you still need to find uh God's memories.

SPEAKER_04

We need to find Cole's memories. Oh my god. We gotten so distracted. Cole, we need to find your memories.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I mean, where though? And you you all hear in the that same voice in the back of your minds, and it just says, walk. I think we walk over to his memories.

SPEAKER_04

I just feel like this is an evil entity that's trying to mislead us. What what direction do we get over here?

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't matter when you take a step, you're there.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god, where are we?

unknown

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00

You find yourselves uh on the edge of a placid lake. The water is still like black glass, the lake is sort of nestled bit like between these mountains, and at the far end of the lake you can see this mist, and in the mist you can see just very faintly silhouetted the the figure of a woman standing in the mist.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Bonjour?

SPEAKER_04

She's like across the lake?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, she's she's far enough away that you can like still you can see that she's there, but she's not close enough that you're gonna be able to like talk to her.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, mmm, that's how I thought. Because I'm like, how how would the suppressed power work in this situation if we are all just yeah?

SPEAKER_00

It might not.

SPEAKER_04

Because you are so we are force.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so you could try it? Why don't you roll me a What would this be? A discipline? A a knowledge? Maybe knowledge lore, just to see if like from what you've studied with like the Jedi and with other things, like what would happen if you were in this state?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, my lore ain't so good. What's that gonna be?

SPEAKER_00

Call it a two purple.

SPEAKER_04

It is evenly matched. Two success, two threat.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so you know what would happen. Unfortunately, got that threat, it's the bad option. Oh so you consider, perhaps, that using the suppress might have just zooped you back into your body. Like that was the good option. The bad option, which is the one that seems more likely to you, is that if you suppress your connection to the force while you're here, that tether to your body will be severed.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Yeah, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not. Uh like, do we do we want to try to just like see what this lady is doing? What she has to offer?

SPEAKER_06

I feel I don't know if we have any other choice.

SPEAKER_04

Well, look, uh, Starzang got tempted, Chris got tempted. Can I focus on the lady and the mists across the lake and just think about the thing? And be there in a non-horny way. I'm gonna appear in the mess, and the lady's gonna be replaced by Shirtless Anakin. No, non-horny! I'm just gonna try to confront her. Open hearts, open minds.

SPEAKER_00

So you can think about doing that, but before you can, you hear a voice, uh, not the voice in the back of your neck, but a a real, like, voice that you're hearing.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

And it's a woman's voice. And she says, They call those the mists of forgetfulness.

SPEAKER_04

Uh hello?

SPEAKER_00

And you can turn around, and Emily is there.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Emily. I wait, aren't you supposed to be minding us? Why are you here?

SPEAKER_00

I was minding you, and then I killed your guide.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, what? Why'd you kill him?

SPEAKER_00

I've been watching. I overheard the meditation. Some of my men waited uh an appropriate amount of time, and then they took care of him.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, you're me?

SPEAKER_03

We're still not really getting to the why here, Emily. The why. Give us the why of it all.

SPEAKER_00

I noticed you glancing at my tattoos.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I mean, like, look, we've all been spice heads from now and uh every now and then, like, no judgment.

SPEAKER_06

Is this somehow Star Jazz's fault? We were just appreciating We were just appreciating the beautiful artworks. They mean nothing to us. Nothing!

SPEAKER_00

I am not unlike you. I am no stranger to the force. I was drawn here as the mindwalkers were. I may have spied on them from time to time to try and learn their secrets. And I followed you in. You did not drink from the pool, but I did. How did it- how did it taste? And you notice how, like, you're all incorporeal. Like, there is when you were in like the courtyard, there was like a breeze flowing through. It didn't affect you. There was humidity inside the grotto, it didn't affect you. Even hear, like, the any chill in the air, you don't feel it. But she is soaked. She's dripping with water. And behind her eyes in the back, almost like like a Blade Runner replicant, you can see like a similar sort of silver pinprick behind her eyes.

SPEAKER_04

Like, does it seem like, because you mentioned that it's like, oh, she has like she's all wet and she has the same like silver pupils now. Does it seem like she's just gained power, or does it seem like she's possessed?

SPEAKER_00

Doesn't seem like she's possessed. It seems like she's kind of gained additional power from this presence.

SPEAKER_04

And remind me, why was it that they killed Seek?

SPEAKER_00

She hasn't uh said.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Why did you kill Seek? Because I have a request of you.

SPEAKER_03

Oh come on, okay. What do you want?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know if you needed to kill our I did. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Because I need to be the only one who can get you out of here.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you uh you unbelievable scamp.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, to be fair. Wait, do you want to come live at the Jedi Temple too, or what? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Fucking say something, please, say something.

SPEAKER_03

God damn lady, spit it out.

SPEAKER_00

These mind walkers were drawn to this place by a powerful presence, just as I was. The maw cluster, I have learned, is not naturally occurring.

SPEAKER_06

Eh? What do we do about such things?

SPEAKER_00

As I drank from the font, I was made aware of its true nature. It is a seal for a powerful ancient being called Abeloth.

SPEAKER_03

Is that the uh the spooky lady we kept seeing?

SPEAKER_00

That is she. And she has been sealed for quite some time, and she wishes to be freed.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, uh, quick cue though. Because you said you had to kill Seek um because you needed to be the only one who could save us and you needed this favor, and then you say that uh you learned this when you drank from the fountain just now, after you already killed Seek.

SPEAKER_00

No, I followed you in.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, so you were never minding us?

SPEAKER_06

When did you?

SPEAKER_04

How long have we been in here, you bitch?

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I suppose my guild foreman will tell me when we return.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, so okay, that is someone minding us at least then.

SPEAKER_00

Somebody who is uh prepared to eliminate the rest of the mindwalkers. And potentially you if you don't do as I say.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so what is it that you want then?

SPEAKER_00

Abeloth's seal was weakened and was able to draw me to this place. Because her prison becomes weaker when the flow of time is changed. And began to weaken. A little over a year ago, when Count Dooku was murdered. It seems as though the force expected him to survive, and when he didn't, Avaloth was able to call to me. And as I drank from the font and bathed in the pool of knowledge, I learned the identity of his assassins.

SPEAKER_04

Uh man, that sounds wild. Who could have done that?

SPEAKER_00

Damn, dog.

SPEAKER_06

Who indeed? That's crazy, d y'all.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I had it was like some crazy Zabrak guy, man.

SPEAKER_00

Since you are responsible for Abeloth's prison being weakened, then maybe you would be willing to help me free her the rest of the way.

SPEAKER_04

Free her? I don't know if we should be freeing her. Why was she sealed in here in the first place?

SPEAKER_00

Was so long ago that the people who did it are now dead.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, but like the the the I'm sure the people who did it had a reason for it. Come on, what was the reason?

SPEAKER_00

Who can say?

SPEAKER_04

I mean, you presumably, like, you got all this power, you're just mind-c um are you just mind-jacked by her?

SPEAKER_00

I'm not mind-jacked. I learned what I needed to, and then I came to you.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Why why do you want to free her? Because, like, we could maybe like re-strengthen the prison if it was weakened.

SPEAKER_00

I made a deal with her.

SPEAKER_04

Oh well, that's a you problem then, isn't it? We didn't make a deal with her. Why do you make it a deal with her that you didn't know if you could fulfill it?

SPEAKER_00

I drank from the font of power, and now I have a force rating of eight. Do you want to test me?

SPEAKER_04

That's how it works. Well, when you put it like that.

SPEAKER_06

What do you need us to do?

SPEAKER_04

Whatever you say, ma'am.

SPEAKER_06

Feel free to test me if you wish. I don't have that kind of faith in my p abilities.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, I am uh I think I'm okay. Uh okay. What do you need?

SPEAKER_00

Like the Mindwalker's Avaloth's mortal form perished long ago, and she is in need of a new one.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I I y you're right there. You gonna let it possess you or something?

SPEAKER_00

One of you will have to do it. I can't do it. Otherwise, I won't be able to lead you back out of this place.

SPEAKER_04

You want leading us back like as your buddy's minding us. He's the one who'd be leading us out of this place, isn't he? Sorry, I should probably stop sassing ya. I hear you gotta force raid in the eight. That could be a problem for me, I guess, if I don't mind myself.

SPEAKER_00

That it might. So who's going to sacrifice their body so that Abaloth can be free?

SPEAKER_04

You know, if you had left Seek alive, we probably could have just used him.

SPEAKER_00

Seek would not be amenable to it. The body has to be given willingly.

SPEAKER_06

Uh there is one there is one of us who's not completely whole when it comes to the body department. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Wait, why? You offended?

SPEAKER_05

Now we're getting ableists.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, hey, fuck off. Okay, like what would what would happen to whoever uh gave up the body for this?

SPEAKER_00

They would give up their body. They would be severed from it, and it would be used as a vessel for Abeloth, and she would be able to return to the physical realm. Would we be able to get Zibati back? No. You will cease to be. Doesn't matter. Any of the five of you can do it. I just need a volunteer.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, the five of us. Oh yeah, because uh coal.

SPEAKER_00

Cool.

SPEAKER_05

Black sacrifice for a second there. I thought he was Panthar.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, I was thinking about Panthstar and is like, would Panthestar go for that?

SPEAKER_05

The cat goes where is here, you guys.

SPEAKER_04

Was Panthestar meditating with us?

SPEAKER_00

I don't think he was meditating, but he's probably napping somewhere, like on the ship.

SPEAKER_04

Aww.

SPEAKER_05

No, so it we could it's gotta be it's gotta be uh black eyes, right? You get that. You get that, right, black eyes.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I mean, what about we like the whole reason we came here was for my memories, and if she takes over, I won't have any memories anymore, will I? Is that true?

SPEAKER_04

Grok, is this true?

SPEAKER_00

When Abiloth takes the boy's body, she will have access to everything that is him.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, there you go. Oh, okay, but like, look, like you're the one who's already drank of her water. Your friend is out on on the outside, ready to pull us out, like.

SPEAKER_00

No, I know the way out. They can kill you.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, what about uh What are you remembering that thing that was bad for you but could come in really handy right now? Wait, what about the guy what about Siv?

SPEAKER_06

What about the guy you just you just killed? Couldn't we just use his buddy?

SPEAKER_04

No, it it has to be given willingly. Hang on though, what what do you mean? Because I was just thinking force powers are things that's bad for me.

SPEAKER_00

Well that that thing that was like, hey, if I did what would happen if I did this thing and you rolled a threat and it turned out that uh it would uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh because the suppress it's like it doesn't suppress my force. It's just for incoming force powers.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like an aura. It's a radius around you.

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Unless.

SPEAKER_00

So if you like if you could get her uh if you could make get her away from you.

SPEAKER_04

Like the lady?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, if you could like s like separate her from the rest of the group so that only she is in your bubble.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Oh, this is probably a bad idea. This is probably a bad idea. Okay, um, yeah, I'll do it. Why don't you lead me to uh give me deception?

SPEAKER_06

Uh can I let's see here. No, I'm not very good at deceiving. Wait, I do have an additional blue and takeaway two blacks. I can't I can't help you though, because you already said the thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and also I don't think that you would really under know what I was doing. I don't know if you could intervene here. Not at all. Hang on a sec. Okay, sorry, what would that be for deception?

SPEAKER_00

Uh that would be against discipline.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Uh gonna give you a destiny point that's gonna be against a red and two purple.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, well that's evenly matched. Um, what do we have for destiny?

SPEAKER_06

Got one.

SPEAKER_04

The one that you just gave back to us.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you should flip it. You should flip it.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, probably uh get a blue on my deception.

SPEAKER_06

Every roll this game has been so fucking difficult. You know what? Yeah, every single roll.

SPEAKER_04

I'll flip it and get another yellow. I really don't want to fail this. Or maybe I do, maybe that gives me an out from actually doing this dumb fuck plan. Interesting. One threat but a triumph.

SPEAKER_00

Tell ya. She can tell you're lying, but she says, Alright, let's go see Abiloth. And she goes with you. And she turns around and she says, Why don't the rest of you come too?

SPEAKER_04

No! Don't worry.

SPEAKER_00

I'll only take her into the mists.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so you guys just wait right outside the mists, I guess.

SPEAKER_06

Uh I Don't know how I feel about this, but uh I I are you sure are you sure are you sure you want to do this?

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm I really wanna do this.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, oh I didn't know we was that bad, but uh okay.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, you guys fucking suck. I hate you guys. You're not my friends anymore. Go home, go home, I hate you.

SPEAKER_06

I'm I'm not I'm not like I'm not even gonna like roll any kind of perception or anything. I just start like internally tearing up.

SPEAKER_04

Get out of here! I don't love you anyway.

SPEAKER_00

So if you guys follow behind. Blinking in Morse code like you've been P.O.W. Uh so if you guys follow behind, Emily and Cala can walk a little bit ahead into the water. Since you are uh incorporeal, you don't disrupt the waves. It is placid and still black glass. So the surface of the water looks like a mirror. It's not very deep. You only enter kind of at most up to your knees. And if you look down, uh, you can start to see reflections. If Seek had survived, he would have been able to tell you that this lake is known to the mindwalkers as the mirror of remembrance.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

You can see instead of your reflections, each of you sees something different. Uh Starzan, with every step you take, you see in in your own reflection the line of Starzan who came before you. All of your deceased powerful ancestors. Chris, you see the ancient falling royalty of your line that were once powerful beyond just being idle rich. Kala, you see your mother reflected back at you.

SPEAKER_04

What does she look like? Is it just me more haggard?

SPEAKER_00

She she looks like you. And Illyria, you see uh chis women as well, all young, younger than you, even, in their early to mid-teens, burning with the power of the force. But you get the sense that none of the women that you see, none of the deceased women that you see, are your mother.

SPEAKER_08

Hmm.

SPEAKER_00

And Cole sees his ancestors as well, going back to the original joiners, and like he starts muttering something under his breath, like, because of his connection to the Killex in the hive mind, he doesn't just see his physical ancestors, he sees like into the past of the hive, and he sees presumably the thing that you guys were supposed to find, and he keeps repeating Korban, Kaon, Chiron, Keegan, Kesh, Korban, Kaon, Chiron, Keegan, Kesh, Korraban, Kaon, Chiron, Keegan, Kesh.

SPEAKER_04

Hang on. Korraban Kesh Kaigon?

SPEAKER_00

So he's saying Korriban, Kaon, Chiron, Keegan, Kesh. Uh, you would know that Korraban is uh a Sith world. Uh you visited uh the planet Kaon. Uh, that's where you found that gladiator droid that then you turned over to the ISB. Um it stands to reason that Chiron, Keegan, and Kesh are also planets.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Man, this is all K planets. The Sith loved K's.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not for sure you heard Kegels in there.

SPEAKER_04

Sith loves Kegels. Hooray, we got what we came here for. Okay, let's run away.

SPEAKER_00

And Phil, no deal No deal, fucker. Emily, she like has her bat her hand to your back, Cal, as she pushes you towards the mists of forgetfulness. And you can see getting closer this woman, this abiloth figure that she's pushing you into the mist to go and meet.

SPEAKER_04

Because uh Yeah, because the base power is short range. How how far away are my allies and how close is this this person?

SPEAKER_00

Um, why don't you give me a skullduggery? It'll be against uh Emily's perception.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

So that'll be two reds and three purples.

SPEAKER_04

Two reds and three purples?

SPEAKER_00

She's very perceptive.

SPEAKER_04

Fuck!

SPEAKER_06

Again, every single fucking role in this game here has been unbelievably difficult. It should be.

SPEAKER_00

No problem for the Imperial Knights.

SPEAKER_06

I feel I feel like my despair from earlier was the most effective despair we've ever had.

SPEAKER_04

God damn it. Two failure, four threat, five. Jesus.

SPEAKER_00

So she m uh controls your pace. You're not able to trick her into plowing ahead to keep your friends out of the radius.

SPEAKER_04

That's fine. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00

It's fine. I guess we just fight. You find yourselves at the edge of the mist. You feel like you could reach into the mist and just about touch Avaloth. But should we?

SPEAKER_04

Okay, is she controlling everyone's pace or just mine?

SPEAKER_00

Uh, just yours. If because you're if you were trying to subtly uh outpace the rest of your group, like she was making sure you were all staying sort of within the range of your bubble. I don't know if she necessarily knows about that, but if she drank, if she bathed in the pool, she would have seen the past and the future.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, that's fair. That's fair.

SPEAKER_04

Could I uh flip a destiny point for it to be established that we have special hand signals that we use to communicate basic battle formation to each other so I can signal for everyone else to get out of range?

SPEAKER_00

Uh, yes, you have one destiny point. Uh, you can use the hand signals. How did you develop these? Were these from your time as uh in the service core? Was this something you came up with to try and pass messages back and forth about Anakin when he was acting a fool in the in the council chambers?

SPEAKER_04

I feel like this probably would have been like a holdover from the service core when we were kind of doing more, more organized things where it's like it would have been something that we picked up from our time in the service core, I think.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. The service core handbook.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like with Anakin, we just gotta wait till he's out of the room and then just be like, what the fuck is wrong with him?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but that's bitch. So yeah, so we can say that perhaps uh when you were uh with the service core, you may have visited the planet Yablari. Uh the native species there, the animids, they lack vocal cords, so they have a sophisticated sign language. You may have learned it from them.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Can I do it one-handed, like behind my back?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, but you have a lisp.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, I'm sure you guys are used to my accented ESL.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. Shit. I uh I'm uh being communicated with. It's time to go.

SPEAKER_04

Say that out loud. I'm being communicated with. Bye.

SPEAKER_06

What kinda what kind of what kind of uh thoughts uh processes do we have in the force world? I assume we just think like ac like just generally if just I don't think you have to think out loud.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Your uh internal monologue is not rendered external.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. So yeah, I just uh think that to myself, and then I look for an opportunity for uh for me to jet.

SPEAKER_00

Well you can you can kind of be like a little subtle about it if you want, if you don't wanna. Or are you guys just running and hoping that she doesn't Should we run about this?

SPEAKER_06

If Starzan just starts running, then I'd be like, uh fuck it. Can I just run away?

SPEAKER_01

We're all in the What if can I roll discipline to wake up and try and kill Emily while she's still in it? I'm sure she's powerful enough to uh notice, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So if you wanna it would probably be discipline, because you're essentially it's like you're lucid dreaming and you're kind of stuck there. Um this is gonna give you a destiny point. Um so you are untrained in this. Um you got pulled in.

SPEAKER_01

I meditate so much.

SPEAKER_00

You do meditate so much, you of all of these freaks are probably like the most suited to this, and the most able to sort of pull yourself- You have the most self-control. You're not falling in love with weird demon ladies, you're not addicted to drugs.

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_00

So I think it would be hard to wake yourself up. I'll give you a destiny point. We'll call it a red and two purples, and because you're untrained, you'll add a black.

SPEAKER_01

Two failure. Uh-oh. At least it's just failure.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so the the the standard methods, if you ever find yourself trapped in a dream, they don't seem to be working. So at least for right now, you're not able to do this.

SPEAKER_04

But are they able to back their asses up?

SPEAKER_00

They are they are able to at back their asses up. Did they just do you guys just run?

SPEAKER_06

I think I think at this point in time we should probably run, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Because like if you guys just run, maybe that'll distract her and she's like, what? And then I put out my suppressed power and it's like bow.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Fuck yeah. So you guys run. Are you running together?

SPEAKER_04

Are you guys splintering off?

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I kind of want to run together.

SPEAKER_01

Um based on the role so far.

SPEAKER_00

Based on the roles. So you guys are running away. Um, Illyria, roll me an astrogation.

SPEAKER_01

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-huh. This will be, I'll give you another destiny point, because you guys don't have that many. Uh, it's gonna be easier. This is gonna be a red, a purple, and a black instead.

SPEAKER_01

One success.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, so where do you run?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. Uh just out of the spirit realm. Totally.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you can't wake yourself up, but you know how to navigate the galaxy. You know how to think yourself to other places.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Let's. Hmm.

SPEAKER_04

Like to where our physical bodies were. Like you'll able to go back and try to slide into your physical form.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit. Yeah. Just go back to sinkhole station.

SPEAKER_06

Do we do we uh what if we accidentally go into uh each other's bodies?

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit. Let's go back to sinkhole station and find our bodies from the outside.

SPEAKER_00

So, yeah, you with the uh success on your astrogation, you can, of course, return to sinkhole station. Uh, return to the meditation chamber where you can see these mining guild members in slow motion and hyper fast motion happening in an instant happening at regular speed, one by one, killing all of the miners.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no! Stop em, stop them, stop 'em. Can we? Can they?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, what do you do? Stop them. What can we do?

SPEAKER_01

Some of them are moving in slow motion.

SPEAKER_04

Do any what force powers do the rest of you have? Chris, you have you have wards foresight, which I don't think would really help you there. Does anyone else have anything that could go through the force?

SPEAKER_06

The only thing I have is Ebon Flow. Maybe I can Ebon F uh do I have any powers for Ebonflow? Let's see.

SPEAKER_01

As Scrooge says, why show me this is by Ma past all hope? Tell me that I may change these shadows by altering my life.

SPEAKER_06

Can I here's a here's a question that I don't think is possible here, but can I use my word foresight to like show them maybe a either a bad future or a false future or something?

SPEAKER_00

Um I don't think so. There is no time, there is only the force. The past and the present are happening simultaneously. I think in this state, the trick would be of finding a way to affect the physical world from where you are.

SPEAKER_04

Or you just go full poltergeist and try to like kick over crate to see if the power of your rage will carry you there.

SPEAKER_00

I'll say you can do it with a discipline check.

SPEAKER_06

Discipline check. Um, let's see. Oh, I should really upgrade my discipline one day. Um what c what kind of uh discipline check?

SPEAKER_00

So roll your foresight power with a discipline roll uh against I'm gonna give you another destiny point, two reds.

SPEAKER_06

A success and three dark side.

SPEAKER_00

So when you if you reach out to try and get into your body, what happens is the body like it's meditating, the eyes open for a second, but then they just go glassy. So it's like there is a momentary s like moment where you can sort of touch your body and it will react to you ethereally, but it's very short. So you could there is a short window in which you could plant a suggestion into the mind of one of these mining guild guys. Yes. A thought. And with that three dark side would be a a bad future, probably. So with one, because what upgrades do you have to your foresight?

SPEAKER_06

Uh for uh words foresight, I have everything except for ally initiative.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

So I got strength, magnitude, range, I got duration, I got uh initiative, control initiative, duration, duration, uh, I got a bunch.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so most of the uh upgrades are specifically for like initiative and and skill checks against the target, but I think if you want to spend all of them, so you can because this is you learning about what this person is doing, but because you're planting this. Okay. So what you're able to plant in them, because you have kind of just generally seen the future. You can plant a word in a word.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's tricky.

SPEAKER_00

Because here's the thing Okay. Time doesn't exist, there's only the force.

SPEAKER_01

Of course.

SPEAKER_00

And this this is this raises all kinds of questions and things that perhaps maybe Crissant is not the kind of person who wants to think too hard about. You can plant the suggestion, the very strong, a three-dark side strong suggestion, that in the future he is going to shoot Emily and kill her. Oh and that is so strong that he is compelled, he turns to her and he is compelled to do this. Now, would that suggestion, like, did he do it because you did it, or is that what he saw because that's what was going to happen? Would you have been able to plant that suggestion if it was not what he was going to do? Inception. Uh, how how far back does this go? Since when was he destined to do this? Does the only reason he exists at all, is this now the destiny for which he was created? Is this why the force allowed him to live? His ancestors going back to the dawn of his species. Did life on his planet emerge so that one day he would exist to shoot Emily and save your asses? Who knows? Did you create an entire species of people just to get you out of this jam? Who's to say? Before he can pull the trigger, though, Emily is with Kala.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, well, if everyone else is safe and out of the way, I'm gonna try to roll suppress and get both of them in my bubble. Just like if I'm gonna die, I'm taking both of you with me. Okay, so then ooh. Ooh, I got three dark side.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, why don't you give me a uh cool versus vigilant then? To see if you can pull this off. Because your friends disappeared. Emily would have noticed this, so you you will need to do this before.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my cool's not very good, shit.

SPEAKER_00

So, uh, this would be against three reds and a purple.

SPEAKER_04

Three reds and a purple! I owe green to cool, fuck!

SPEAKER_06

At least it's not four reds and a purple like it has been other times.

SPEAKER_04

What do we have for taste?

SPEAKER_06

You got three.

SPEAKER_04

I'll flip one, I'm gonna get a yellow, why not? Maybe I'll get a triumph. Who knows? I got one advantage.

SPEAKER_00

One advantage, so you cannot use the suppressed power before she is able to like reach out for you. So she is like, you're gonna do this. She notices your friends have just disappeared. You she can kind of tell that you're gonna try and do something. She reaches out for you, and then she just blinks out of existence, just like Seek did.

SPEAKER_04

Thank God. Thank God.

SPEAKER_00

And you can see Chris, Starzan, and Illyria, the mining guild guy in his in his heavy suit with his blaster carbine, rusted the blaster, perhaps only ever manufactured, found its way like the one ring through history into his hand, so he could blast Emily in this moment, and she falls dead as she is severed from her life force. Kala, you are now alone on the other side of the mist with Abeloth.

SPEAKER_04

Killed as a bitch.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. Gonna try to. Roll me a cool.

SPEAKER_04

God damn another cool! I already rolled my four spot.

SPEAKER_00

You can feel the yearning, the desire for you coming from this being.

SPEAKER_04

Is that gonna be cool or would that be discipline?

SPEAKER_00

It's cool because it's against your charm.

SPEAKER_04

Fuck off, man. Fine. Fuck you! Fuck you!

SPEAKER_00

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_04

Fuck you. What's it gonna be? What's the point?

SPEAKER_00

Four reds and a purple.

SPEAKER_04

Cool. Four reds and a purple. I'm flipping another destiny point. I'll get a yellow. Maybe I'll get a triumph. Who fucking knows? Maybe I won't die here. Maybe I won't get five failures and a despair. Maybe I will, maybe I have. I've gotten five failures and a despair. Fuck you!

SPEAKER_05

That's a lot of despair. A lot of failure. Not great.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, I just want to roll Dessaplay, goddammit.

SPEAKER_00

So, Kala, you are you're you're you're somebody who is not uh unfamiliar with addictive substances.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And uh there there are, you know, there's not a ton of things that like in terms of the the animal body that are more addictive than the kind of desire that she is projecting at you. And you find yourself wanting that, wanting to give yourself to her. Wanting to be inseparable, wanting the power that she has. You just lost your leg. You could, with her power, just think it and it's back. You could if if you are struggling with your addiction, you could think it and that is taken care of. If you allow her into you.

SPEAKER_04

I got five failures and a despair that says I'm probably not gonna be able to resist this.

SPEAKER_00

You're probably gonna have to do all this. You step into the mists. So what do the- what are the rest of you up to? I mean notice what's going on there. Well, Cala's not coming back. You can see that Emily is dead in the physical realm. Uh you can see, like, because you watched her get shot, you can sort of almost like interdimensional blood spatter, the essence of who she was, that tether from her spirit to her body, goes like spraying across the realm beyond shadows. These little kind of like starlight globules are floating in between you guys. Can we can we find our way back to our bodies? Well, your bodies are uh right there, but like if you try touching them, it just reacts for a split second and then just goes glassy. It seems like you can't actually like just go back in, go back in. Do we think there's a way we can stop Cal?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, where yeah, where where did I I noticed that Caleb?

SPEAKER_04

You touch the globules?

SPEAKER_06

Uh I would like to I would like to see if we might be able to get uh I I I I do want to see whether or not we can get like Cal set back.

SPEAKER_00

So, Chris. That's me. You're really close to your body now. Okay. Like you're like you're back there. You can see you're in the station. The reason that you needed a minder to help draw you back was because you may travel too far from your body that the sensations you may not be able to perceive them from as from that far away. Did you set an alarm? I did. Oh so you have one destiny point.

SPEAKER_06

I I I I did uh if I need to do destiny point, but I'm I do I did say destiny point it to go off right now.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, let's Destiny point it to go off right now. So as these globules fly out this interdimensional blood spatter, you don't know it. Kella's not there. Uh, but you get like through the forest. There is something. You do get a feeling that something bad is happening to her. Her shade of her glowing form turns red. It's kind of reddish purple. Something is happening, you don't know what. It's it's like if you um dropped red ink into a clear glass of water. But before you can really figure out what to do with that. The sound of the alarm in Chris's pocket, you are close enough to your bodies that it wakes you up. All of us? All of all three of you. Oh yeah. Kala just and Cole.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like Kala would just wake up thrashing just like, ah, ah!

SPEAKER_00

Kala's too far away.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Kala's too far away. Oh no!

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's it's Illyria, Chris, Starzan, and Cole all wake up.

SPEAKER_04

No! I was hoping I just got yanked out too. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you're you're on this planet. So you can't you couldn't hear it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, this isn't good.

SPEAKER_00

Uh is this. Kella, wake up! I don't like this.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like this.

SPEAKER_00

Uh I I I uh any smelling salts? The mining guild guys see you waking up and they move to attack.

SPEAKER_01

Oh great.

SPEAKER_00

You you guys weren't supposed to wake up.

SPEAKER_01

Can I give Kala a smack?

SPEAKER_00

You can you can give her a smack, but she is quite far away. It seems like that a physical smack by itself is not enough to draw her back.

SPEAKER_04

Is this gonna be you and Devin playing ball skate and you find a lady sleeping on the street? So you smack her until she dies when you're trying to wake her up.

SPEAKER_00

Wait. Wait, Illyria. How many upgrades to the heal power do you have?

SPEAKER_01

What do you mean? That's what I'm saying. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_04

What do you mean? Do you have Oh fuck, do you have control? Oh no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Do you have mastery for heal harm? Once per session, when this power kills a target, you may restore an engaged character who died this encounter to life. Each character gains seven conflict.

SPEAKER_05

Do you have unused XP?

SPEAKER_00

Do you have to kill me and then revive me?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

We're already rock bottom here, so we need to.

SPEAKER_01

15 plus 20.

SPEAKER_04

Uh damn.

SPEAKER_00

So, uh, immediate immediate danger, these mining guild thugs are attacking you. Oh dare they. I will uh should we do initiative then? Uh give me because what do you what are you gonna do here? Uh wreck''em. Wreck'em. Do you need to uh whistle for anyone?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's right. I could I could summon uh Panthar.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, remember you have a kitty now.

SPEAKER_05

I have a kitty now.

SPEAKER_00

That would be an athletics, probably. Okay. Uh he's back on the ship, so it would need to reverberate down the halls. Uh so that would be probably a three purple athletics with a black. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh one failure, two advantage, one dark side, two light side.

SPEAKER_04

I guess you could you because it was one failure, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I guess you could flip a destiny point and take two straight oh well, never mind. Never mind.

SPEAKER_00

So you can whistle to summon Panthstarp, but it doesn't show up right away. So you can whistle, you got advantage. It might, might wake him up, you don't know. There but uh there's no immediate effect anyway. He's chasing squirrels in his dreams.

SPEAKER_04

That's fine.

SPEAKER_05

Can I still attack people myself? So what are you smashing him with? Uh, my LED Saber. That'll be a uh two purple. Two purple. I think I got this.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_00

I got one failure, three advantages. You are probably still a little bit groggy. It's a little once you've experienced uh complete and total oneness with the universe, your body does feel a little cramped. Uh you had phenomenal cosmic power, now you're stuck with an itty bitty living space. So you you can kind of swing your lifesaber wildly, sort of keeping them away from you, but you don't actually manage to hit any of them. Uh but it does sort of like put them off their guard. Whoever wants to attack next will have uh two blues.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I can attack next. Who's who's around?

SPEAKER_00

Uh it's a minion group of six.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Uh I'm I'm just gonna uh shoot my uh pistol uh my variable blaster at full at full blast at these guys if I could.

SPEAKER_00

That'll be at short range, you can add two blues, so that's uh a purple and two blues. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_06

Uh five success, two advantage, one triumph.

SPEAKER_04

Hey! Hey, there you go.

SPEAKER_06

Uh what's your crit on that?

SPEAKER_00

Four four uh four advantage, so I I don't get two crits on that. Okay. So with that, yeah, with that uh triumph, you can just eliminate one of them. And you got five success? Uh let me double check. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah. Yes, that's uh twelve. Uh so you can just basically blast three of these guys before they have a chance to react to you. Tap tap. And you got those advantages so Illyria can also add a blue if she wants to attack him.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Are you using your lightsaber or are you uh doing force?

SPEAKER_01

I could do a heal harm. And control critical and try and give him a critical injury.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because these are minions, a crit kills.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I'll do that then.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So, uh, it's uh opposed medicine versus resilience.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so that's a two-purple. Two purple medicine.

SPEAKER_01

And I get a blue.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah, dumb.

SPEAKER_01

One success for advantage, so that adds an extra 20 to the crit.

SPEAKER_00

Hmm, okay.

SPEAKER_01

So 53, 63, 73.

SPEAKER_00

Hamstrung. So one of them, their leg just explodes, I guess. Okay, you're just the box. And how many, uh, what did you roll for your force?

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit, I forgot to add the force. I mean, now's the time. Two dark side.

SPEAKER_00

Uh the crit takes out one, the other damage severely injures another one. So there's only one guy left.

SPEAKER_01

Yippee.

SPEAKER_00

And uh he decides to run out into the hall and sound an alarm. Oh, whatever. Come on. How dare you!

SPEAKER_05

Oh, maybe.

SPEAKER_01

No, you're too far away. Wait, how far away are you? Ah, that's a good point. Are you somewhere else in the building? Because this place is the seal, is it not?

SPEAKER_00

So she is. Oh no, the cluster is. Yeah, like she's on a planet somewhere. It may be a real planet, it may be a fake planet. I don't know. I don't think you know. It may just be like in the force somewhere. Kala, why don't you roll me your perception?

SPEAKER_04

My perception? That's at least like something I'm actually good at. What kind of perception?

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna give you a dusty point. This is gonna be it's gonna be hard to hear this, so it'll be a red and two purples.

SPEAKER_04

Red, two purples. I got three yellow.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_04

Two success, three advantage. I hear the hell out of it.

SPEAKER_00

You hear the the alarm that is flipped wakes you up.

SPEAKER_04

Am I okay? And do I have a passenger?

SPEAKER_00

A dark passenger. A dark passenger.

SPEAKER_04

Do I have a dark passenger?

SPEAKER_00

So you got those advantages on your perception?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You can feel that there is something else that is in there with you.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta brainworm me.

SPEAKER_00

Is there like scratching it's scratching at my skin just like get it out, get it out, get it out! It's not like trying to take over. It is just kind of in there with you.

SPEAKER_04

I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't want to have something in here with me.

SPEAKER_00

But it feels so right.

SPEAKER_04

Shut up, no, it doesn't. Stop it, don't give them idea. No, but don't it doesn't feel right, doesn't feel good. No, it feels kind of bad, feels bad, feels bad and nasty and gross. I got something in me.

SPEAKER_00

There's a there's a want. There's a want to it.

SPEAKER_04

Stop it, stop it, stop. I'm talking to myself now, just like stop it. You cut that out. You don't do it. You guys bring Cala back and she starts yelling at herself.

SPEAKER_00

I think you like it. It feels like it's the So Cala, Cala, you've had uh uh uh uh lovers in your time. I've had lovers, I've I've had hookups. Yeah, you've hooked up. The temporary sense of pleasure that you get from those hookups, it feels like to put it in the in the least disgusting way possible, it is the feeling as if she is penetrating your soul.

SPEAKER_04

That's the least disgusting way you could have come off of it. What was the most disgusting way?

SPEAKER_00

Avaloth is hit in your force G spot. Whoa. This is the most so fucked up.

SPEAKER_04

Is Kallo just really awkward to be around right now?

SPEAKER_00

Well no, it's just it's an internal thing. It's not like it's not making you do anything. It's just feels good to have her in there.

SPEAKER_04

Oh I don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_00

Those tentacles do.

SPEAKER_04

I I just I don't want to talk because I so I feel like as soon as someone's like, Calla, how you doing it, she's just gonna be like, just like just like it's like I've been coming for the last hour.

SPEAKER_00

Starzana knows all about that.

SPEAKER_04

Coming at the gym. I'm coming when it is when I'm walking.

SPEAKER_00

He's been pumping iron. So there's this alarm going off. So it's awakened you.

SPEAKER_04

Uh what's happening? What's happening?

SPEAKER_01

Uh we we should get out of here. Uh they just rang the alarm. We killed the people who were Oh, you didn't see that because Oh, I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't see shit. I didn't see shit. It was a bad idea. I made a bad idea, it was a bad idea.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, are all the mindwalkers dead?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

Uh Mindwalkers dead. Uh mining guild, sound of the alarm. Uh, let's run about it, I guess.

SPEAKER_05

Let's run about it.

SPEAKER_01

Unless we want to kill everyone on this planet. Um, station.

SPEAKER_00

Gonna give you a destiny point. Kala, you feel like it would be a really great idea to set the station self-destruct and uh maybe just kind of destabilize the maw cluster a little bit, like maybe wreck kinda do something to those black holes just to kind of weaken them. Maybe maybe kinda sort of.

SPEAKER_04

We could just do like a little little something while we're while we're here. Like, you know, there's all those uh black holes. They don't need to be there, right? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01

We have to go.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's like we don't have time.

SPEAKER_01

The alarm's set.

SPEAKER_04

No, we yeah, the alarm's already set. We just set the auto destruct before we where where's the where's the where's the where's the there's the main office? The main office. Oh you know where it is.

SPEAKER_00

You know where you know you know we're in in the how to destroy the station, what computer panels to access and how to destroy it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know exactly how, which is a normal thing to just know.

SPEAKER_01

Let's just go to our ship and go.

SPEAKER_03

No, I uh we gotta we gotta do this first. I'll I'll be right back, I'll meet you then.

SPEAKER_01

No, we woke up first and then you're away and no I'll be right back. Tarzan, grab her!

SPEAKER_06

Can can I can I can seize her? Can I can can uh I'll restrain. Can I can I um just rip her leg off?

SPEAKER_00

Can I The fake one, just like twist it and pull it out. Can I slap can I slap her?

SPEAKER_04

Is that enough to wake me up?

SPEAKER_00

I mean, you're awake. It just feels like it would be a really good idea to uh to self- self-destruct.

SPEAKER_04

I'm fine.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, I pull the leg off if I get any if I get it. Okay, Cala, what's your athletics? Yeah. Or your brawl.

SPEAKER_04

Um, I think they're the same. Yeah, they're both the same, two green.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, give me a Starzan, then give me a two purple brawl. You can add two blacks because you're calling her shot to r just rip her uh add three blacks to disconnect her leg. A add two blacks to rip her leg off.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, Starzan, I for fucking card.

SPEAKER_00

I can put it back, right? Yeah, if you disconnect it, you can put it back on.

SPEAKER_01

But if you rip it off, then you can anakin'll fix it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I can continue to have feel in an awkward way while he feels absolutely fucking nothing. For success.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, Star Zan, you can like just grab her by the ankle, like yank it up, and just like twist her foot and pfft, her her leg just like gotten the wrong leg.

SPEAKER_04

Does that cause me any kind of pain or discomfort? No, Anna can fixed it. Ah, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00

You just lose your balance.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I hope that you're prepared to carry me back to the ship now. The shit.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay. Yeah, you can hear mining guilds thugs running through the halls, shouting. Fine. Yeah, okay. You can hear them saying, They killed the overseer! They killed the overseer! You piggyback man. Look, you kill one overseer, you kill them all, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we should kill them all. We should- that's what I'm saying. We should go to the we should go to the bridge or we should be set in the self-destruct. Starzen, you get it, right? Can you get it? Starzen, you get it.

SPEAKER_06

Is there is there a um some kind of agent we possess that might be able to knock her out and shut her up?

SPEAKER_04

Come on, Starzen. Like you you just you just said, you just said we shouldn't be killing them all. We can totally do it, Starzen. You and me, we can do it. Let's do it, let's do it.

SPEAKER_06

Can I can I can I can I put some duct tape over her mouth or something?

SPEAKER_04

Shut up!

SPEAKER_05

What's the space version of duct tape?

SPEAKER_06

It's duct tape.

SPEAKER_05

Duct tape. Yeah, they have ducks in space. They have duct in space.

SPEAKER_06

It's it's duct tape.

SPEAKER_04

It's in the brand called duct tape.

SPEAKER_00

It's actually not duct tape, it is duct tape because it's made of duct cloth. Oh yes, there it is. Made of ducks? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Anyways.

SPEAKER_00

Let's let's let's safely uh get her on the ship. So I don't know if you have any tape, but you could have just fired my carrier.

SPEAKER_02

Tell me to shot my face. Alright, let's let's get him on the let's get him on the ship.

SPEAKER_00

So if you want to run, you'll have to outrun their guns. So this will be uh an athletics against their ranged. So this will be an athletics against two reds. Uh stars on you can add a black because you're a carrying caliph. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, sorry, what role? Uh two red athletics. Oh, okay. That's from a Viking.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

One failure, two advantage.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Let's see. Two success, but a threat. Two success, four advantage, one dark side, two light side. Give me your dark side so that I can get rid of that threat. Starzing.

SPEAKER_00

You can run pretty quickly. Uh Chris, you can also. You do get a threat. Um, Illyra, you failed with advantage. So, Illyria, you're kind of lagging behind a little bit. Uh, Chris, you can enter the hangar bay a little bit after Starz End. Starzend, you can make it all the way to the ship where Panthstar is uh just groggily walking down the ramp. Hasn't had his coffee. Whistle dude. It's a living. So you're you're already at the ship. I don't know how much of a pilot you are, but you can at least get the thing turned on. Chris, as you run in, you got that thread. You could lock the hangar bay door. It would seal Illyria out, but Illyria, you got those advantages. Uh, you do spot a vent that you could potentially climb up on some crates to wriggle through near the ceiling.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, like if Chris locks Illyria back in the station.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

To to keep the people from pursuing.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I'll try, I guess. Do it!

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, let's do it. So Chris can shut the hangar door sealing Illyria. They're blasting at you, trying to hit you. Uh, give me a coordination to try and squeeze through this event climb up. That'll be a two purple with a black. You have two destiny points.

SPEAKER_01

Is that the one I'm good at? Let me see. Huh?

SPEAKER_04

Is it?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

Let's do this. Two threat.

SPEAKER_00

Uh-oh. So they see you uh trying to climb up these crates, and they like blast the crates, and they knock a section of ceiling like loose covering the vent.

SPEAKER_01

I've got a lightsaber. Can I can I cut through it?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, give me a you got some thread on that, so give you a destiny point. That'll be a red and a purple and a black.

SPEAKER_01

Lightsaber?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Two success two thread.

SPEAKER_00

Hey! So you can crawl through, but you singe yourself on the hot edges as you slice open the vent and the section of ceiling. Gives you just a little just a little bit of a burn.

SPEAKER_01

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

You can drop down as the ship is powering up. Starzan, where did you put Kala? Could I put Kala?

SPEAKER_04

Do you put me in the pilot seat? Do you trust her in the pilot seat? That's true.

SPEAKER_06

I would put her in the brig. I would probably I could drive. I can drive. You put me in the brig? Yeah, or the uh escape pod without er no, that's a different uh uh time in total here. But yeah, no, let's like I feel like we should um quarantine.

SPEAKER_00

I mean you could drive. You could put her in the escape pod. You do have an escape pod. That's true.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Can you can you eject yourself from the escape pod while you're inside it, or do you have to do that from the outside? Uh it would have controls to eject from the inside.

SPEAKER_06

Uh yeah, I feel like an escape podcast should have we should disable those.

SPEAKER_00

We have her in the room. So this take your lightsaber away. Uh your ship probably would have, if not like, at least a sealed room or two.

SPEAKER_05

We have to have a remembering negative experiences and improvised brigs on ships in the past.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, nothing's to stop you from locking me in the escape hot of me like that's close enough to being a brig.

SPEAKER_00

You are the Imperial Knights with a ship specifically designed for your use to go out on missions uh to hunt Jedi. Yeah. You would have at least a cell. That's true. Like a without the lightsaber. Basically, it's like a coffin closet.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, okay. I get again, the brig.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It's it's like uh it's like one of those uh morgue c you know, little compartments. Ooh.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like they have on cruise ships.

SPEAKER_05

The Star Wars uh hotel experience. It doesn't make sense. It's just a little compartment they put you in the wall.

SPEAKER_04

Look! It's shut down! How else are we gonna get that experience now?

SPEAKER_00

So you can stuff Kala in that little coffin closet into this cell. Uh Chris, I guess take us out. So you're gonna have to pilot against the uh gravity of the black holes. When you're flying to the station, it's a lot easier because you're just going towards the thing that you're always going already going to. But this is gonna be more difficult. So while Illyria, this is gonna determine how how hard her astriation role is to get you out of there. So give you another destiny point. So piloting the ship normally, that would be just be a two-purple, but that'll be uh with a destiny point, a red of purple, and a black. Red purple and a black. Ah, one success. One success. Okay, so uh additional modifiers then. You can just fly the ship safely out. So to get back out of the Akadi's maelstrom, they may be trying to scramble fighters after you, they may not be, they may still be trying to be running around. So, Illyria, you can plot a course backed Coruscant from the Maw cluster here. It's gonna be still hard, so that'll be a three purple astrogation.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, baby, one success, two advantage. Yeah, nice.

SPEAKER_05

I think someone was saying earlier, Kala doesn't even need to be here to pilot. Really, Elyria does off the work.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

So without how good Illyria's rules are. And with Chris Focus, you can set a course back to course and jump into hyperspace. Clear of the Academy's maelstrom, get away from Kessel, get away from the Maw. And as you enter hyperspace, uh, the further and further you get from Abeloth's prison, uh, the less and less you feel her inside you, Kala, until it's barely noticeable.

SPEAKER_04

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Well, she was like sealed there, so.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Feels sealed there. Like that's good, right? I just feel very visit your hookup again one day.

SPEAKER_00

But even as you get away from Kessel head back to Coruscant, you still feel just a little bit like it's the tiniest bit of desire that maybe you should go back and just make sure that nothing's gonna happen. Not not enough to intrude on your thoughts, but just every once in a while, maybe, on the way home. I feel like, well, maybe we should just double check.

SPEAKER_04

If we just like double checked.

SPEAKER_00

And as for Cole, uh, he has his list of planets, and that is information that you can give to Ranala and hopefully get to one of those planets next time! I'm on Star Wars Empire Wreckers. This week's episode is brought to you by our top patrons, AlphaBros 522, David B. Eric Charles Perazzo, Jeffrey Zamuto, Joshua Winter, Laser, LKB, Matthew Lynette, Suki Nintendo, Thomas Davidson, and Vaginator.