Empire Wreckers
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Empire Wreckers
S14E11 - Fly Like An Eagle
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Hey everyone. Thanks for listening to Star Wars Empire Records, the Star Wars actual play podcast that's here to tell you it hasn't happened yet. Who's ready for it to happen today?
SPEAKER_02Callus that's ready for it to happen today. You know what.
SPEAKER_11Hello, uh Gemma Pelcresant, and uh the thing that's gonna happen will blow you away.
SPEAKER_00Oh Starzan does not know what it is. Starzan used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what Starzan is with isn't it anymore. And what it seems weird and scary to Starzan, it will happen to you. What is it?
SPEAKER_04And Illyria is ready for it, because a Jedi can always be ready for the things happening in the future. Does she have words foresight? No, but she is still ready.
SPEAKER_11I have words foresight.
SPEAKER_02No, he's so ready.
SPEAKER_04Then you should be ready.
SPEAKER_06And if you're ready for a step-by-step instruction manual on how to make it happen, veiled through fantasy and science fiction, why not come along with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away in Star Wars? The light is growing! After turning their back on the Imperial Knights, the Empire Wreckers rescued a small conclave of Jedi from the planet Krant and reverted their former SBI supervisor into their rebellion. Investigating ancient ruins on the planet Alishan, the group uncovered a Jedi experiment to create a virgence in the force and faced off against their own shadows, burning out their ability to use the dark side. With their base established, the former knights now turn their sights towards their incarcerated allies and make preparations to mount a rescue attempt. So you decided last time that you were going to uh try and find the secret ISB facility where uh presumably Zin has been taken, where Severance Tan is located, maybe some of your other acquaintances and uh friends who you may not have had a chance to talk to. You guys are pretty tight with Argo Thrustmaster, haven't heard from him in a while.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, Argo! I mean, I was gonna be like, oh come on, like he's not really our friend, but it's like, I guess he's probably more our friend than the Imperial Knights.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, they aren't our friends no more.
SPEAKER_06However, uh, in order to get to the ISB headquarters, where you will be able to find D16, the droid that contains all the information you will need to be able to get to that secret ISB facility. Another one of your allies who has been imprisoned. Uh, before you can get to him, you will need to get to Coruscant, and before you can get to Coruscant, you'll probably need a ship that isn't known to the ISB.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Are we gonna have to go to Quesh where we were gonna go to sell our ship before and be like, hey, so we're finally here.
SPEAKER_06Not not Quesh, but uh your friends, Gray and the crew of the Yonder, have cross-referenced their knowledge of the underworld and directed you to the planet Nalash 3.
SPEAKER_02Nalash 3? Do any of us know Nalash 3?
SPEAKER_06Uh, specifically a uh an impound station, a space station impound lot that is run by the corrupt local authorities.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. That's fine.
SPEAKER_06Uh, according to Gray and the crew of the Yonder, uh, although this impound station is run by corrupt local authorities, they were the sector was a former member of the Confederacy, so they have no love of the Empire. And now the station is used by smugglers, bandits, anyone else who wants an off-the-books ship. That sounds like something we need. So you can take the custard gannet, pull it into one of the ship's uh many, many docking bays, and you can see the mechanics and the scrappers looking lasciviously at your vessel's hull as if to say, can we strip that?
SPEAKER_11Why do you make it sound like you're violating the ship?
SPEAKER_02I mean, okay, to be fair, if anyone's violating the ship, it's pro it probably was us when we cut a hole in the hull to get to the safe full of sex asses.
SPEAKER_11I mean.
SPEAKER_02The ship has been through it.
SPEAKER_06So uh since since you're uh gonna go to Coruscent into the ISB headquarters, are you bringing Grey along with you, or are you telling him to stay put?
SPEAKER_02I mean, we probably should bring Grey, because like if anything, he'll know that. Yeah, he'll know the kind of defenses that we're uh gonna be up against. I I was kind of thinking about Grey though, because I remember last time I mentioned that it's like, oh, there's this thing that Ranala was on a mission with us for, and Grey was like, real, uh, had nothing to say, and then I remembered, like, right, he was the one who introduced us to Ranala, and we got the impression that he might have been someone who used to write Love You on his eyelids when he was sitting in her classes. And I'm like, is this gonna be an issue? Is this gonna be an issue, Gray?
SPEAKER_11Delightful.
SPEAKER_06Could I have brought this up to him? Is this gonna be an issue? Well, you can you can talk to him on the way as you're as you're disembarking. He's like, you're bringing this up now? Okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh well uh okay, well let's try well t let's roll back time a little bit. Let's talk about it on the trip. Not quite scroll.
SPEAKER_06It's cool. Look, I was just gonna go look into that. You said you had something to talk to me about. I thought you were reminding me about that uh you know, the the lady and and her uh boy toy that I was supposed to look into. Because I have some uh potentially some contacts on the station I can talk to, but if this is Oh, the Mandalorian lady.
SPEAKER_02I mean that's probably more important. No, no, this is more just like a uh a general like, hey, is this gonna be a problem thing? Cause uh, you know, we're dealing with the Imperial Knights, and that includes Ranella, and we, you know, you introduced us to Renella, kind of felt like you guys might have had a uh previous relationship of sorts. Um, that gonna be an issue.
SPEAKER_06Look, in my line of work, it's best not to get attached. And yours, I guess, too.
SPEAKER_11I mean I don't know what you're talking about. Well the whole the whole thing attached to people love.
SPEAKER_06He's trying to be coy a little bit, you know, the whole J-E-D-I thing.
SPEAKER_02Okay, but yeah, like you aren't a uh Yeah, we're I feel like that's maybe a big word, like a big meaningful word that we're not quite applying to ourselves just yet. But like, yeah, but you aren't, and you can, and it kind of gave the impression that maybe you had, so that's why it's like Oh no, it's it's fine.
SPEAKER_06Uh I don't have any time in my life right now for cougar hunting. I haven't for some time. There will you have no problems for me. Looking in shock. Cougar hunting.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so let's say theoretically, uh we we deal with the Imperial Knights, and um we gotta we gotta skew a Ranala and kill her like we did to Master Yoda. Is that gonna be an issue?
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, if she is uh fully in bed with the uh satanic pedophile cult that rules the galaxy, then you know, she brought it upon herself.
SPEAKER_02I trust him, but also I would like to roll perception on him. Okay. Just in case. And if he was secretly in favor of the evil satanic pedophile cult, he probably would be able to hide it.
SPEAKER_11What kind of perception?
SPEAKER_06So this would probably be against his. Do you wanna see if he's lying to you?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, or or at least like if he's holding something bad.
SPEAKER_06Two reds and a purple.
SPEAKER_02Two reds and a purple? We'll see. I mean, I'd be bummed out if I uh if I got a despair on this. Interesting. I got one failure, three advantage, and a triumph.
SPEAKER_06So you w you can't tell if he's like a spy or if he's still got any attachments to uh his former college professor. Okay. But you do get the sense that he's like he's talking about no attachments, he says he's not in like a cougar hunting mode. Like, he's he seems to be behaving very Jedi-like for an extremely secular guy. So it's like maybe he's just trying to, you know, maybe he's been reading some of the literature at your new base, and he's like, maybe I'll try some of that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Maybe I'll uh, you know, I don't know. He doesn't go in for organized religion, but uh perhaps he is trying to live a cleaner life. Maybe living upstairs from a powerful virgin in the Ashla is doing something to him. Maybe it's just something he's coming around to. Okay.
SPEAKER_04He said it was because he was living upstairs from a powerful virgin.
SPEAKER_02He's above your room, Illyriana!
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh snap.
SPEAKER_04That was my joke.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You are the you are the most powerful virgin on the crew. Unless Starzan. Well, we don't know. Well, no, we I feel like Starzan probably isn't at this point. Not a seed spiller. Were you always even retention? Were you always obtaining from seat spilling those Starzan?
SPEAKER_11He's he's had sex, he's just never released. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02He's too powerful.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02Look, baby, I can soak for five minutes and then I gotta leave.
SPEAKER_06I call this sous vide.
SPEAKER_02Okay. I I'm I'm fine with that. There is part of me that's like uh or sorry, I'm not saying this in character voice. I shouldn't be saying that out loud in character voice. Just like, yeah, no, that I'll I'll I'll I'll trust Grey then. That's cool if he's getting interested in literature. I feel like there might be a bit of Kalo that's like a little disappointed that it's not like following up on him maybe going to touch her hand when they were meeting because Kal is so alone. She's so sad, but like that is I'm fine with that answer. I'm f I have no problem with that.
SPEAKER_06Well, I mean, the Jedi rules say no attachments, they don't say you can't bone on down. That's right.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, great. Great, were you enjoying those books that I lent you?
SPEAKER_06Very insightful. I I haven't actually had a chance to uh read a lot of actual uh Jedi manuscripts or or anything. I can see how the indoctrination took hold. They deprive you of a lot of uh very important human things, and that makes you uh bond to the institution. It's uh classic brainwashing.
SPEAKER_02It's true. Was Elyria like turning up at Gray's door at like right at dinner time, wearing her white button down and tie, clutching a man a book to her chest. Have you heard the good word? No.
SPEAKER_04The Mormon in the temple. I thought he would enjoy some uh meditation manuscripts.
SPEAKER_02Ugh god, I I I need to be doing some meditation too. I only got one dose of impact eat left. I'll do it after we get our ship, though.
SPEAKER_06Illyria showing up with the Book of Mormon Callus showing up with the book of Mammon. Okay, let's continue on to get this ship. And he says, look, okay, I'm I'm gonna go look into that other thing uh that you mentioned, but uh remember, Roar War said that he knows a guy here who's working on a ship that might have what we need. So go look for a mechanic by the name of Bammy.
SPEAKER_02Bammy?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay, uh, any idea of what he looks like? Or this mechanic looks like? I don't know if it's he.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Roar War said he's a human.
SPEAKER_02A human name Bammy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Bammy decree.
SPEAKER_11Is he uh uh like is he a a big human or is he a small human? Is he uh uh a boweled human? Is he a hairy human? Hairy human sounds like a name.
SPEAKER_06This is Roar War we're talking about. I think a lot of us look the same to him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11That's fascinating. Name color human? I d I don't know.
SPEAKER_06What is the skin tone of Pleffin else? Said he had uh uh hair the color of oak wood. That helps.
SPEAKER_04Aww. That's so poetic. Aww.
SPEAKER_11Is he in love with him? Okay, so so uh uh oakwood. That's uh that's uh red is that's brown brownish, reddish hair, kind of?
SPEAKER_02Yes, he it's default human hair color.
SPEAKER_11Default human hair color.
SPEAKER_02I guess realistically, default human hair color is probably closer to black, but like, you know, okay, brown hair. He looks like a man, a man with brown hair that's gonna narrow it down. I mean, maybe on this station it will. But let's go look for this oak wood-haired man.
SPEAKER_06So you can uh go through the station. This is a uh smuggler's hideout. There are a lot of in It's a smuggler's hideout in a former Confederate uh sector. So there are a lot of uh non-humans. Humans are actually pretty rare on this station.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_11Okay, that's helpful.
SPEAKER_06So maybe that actually is a good descriptor. Yeah, a lot of a lot of Rhodians and Duros and Ethorians and a couple of Trand Oceans skulking around. And you can eventually see a uh sweaty looking, fairly robust looking human. He looks like he could pick up a barrel with both hands and he enjoys a good sandwich. Does indeed have donkey gone? He does indeed yeah, he's got this little like ice cream curl of oak-colored own on the top of his head. Naked. It's not a good one. Except for a necktie.
SPEAKER_11It's a donkey. It's it's it's a fucking gorilla.
SPEAKER_06He does kind of resemble like a shaved gorilla with a hairdo. Oh man. You can tell he is like really sweaty, greasy, covered, just covered in grease stains, as if it's like he's been working in like the hot vents and he had to strip down just to try and retain some semblance of coolness.
SPEAKER_11Um he's just wearing his overalls and his uh some sort of grease monkey.
SPEAKER_06No overalls, just the necktie. Just the necktie.
SPEAKER_04Look, they don't have a lot of humans around here, huh? Should anyone know that?
SPEAKER_11We're doing the rare version. We're doing the rare version of Donkey Kong, not this Nintendo 2026 version. Or 2025.
SPEAKER_02Okay, anyways, can we approach them and just be like, hey, uh, you bammy?
SPEAKER_05Oh, hello, hey, yeah, how can I help you? Sorry about the uh appearance, it's just uh kind of sweaty up in there, doing a lot of hard work.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, uh hey, uh, we're friends with Roar War. He uh said you might have something for us.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah, you know Roar War, yeah.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I know what you're after. What what what what does what are we after? Second chance. Aren't we all waiting for a second chance? Monomie.
SPEAKER_02I I uh Is that the name of the ship? What do you mean by the ship?
SPEAKER_06Oh sorry, yeah. Um and he and he leads you over to this kind of ramshackle looking Oh I thought there's like a rubber ship metaphorical that various uh various mechanics are working on, and he's got this one. It's uh it's a YT series freighter, looks like a YT 1300, and he says, this thing, this baby here, got into a got into a crash uh over by Narshada, I think. Back uh it was called the Stellar Envoy, that's what they called it when it came to me. But I fixed her up, threw in some uh 1300p parts. Uh it's a pretty modular setup, uh got it back up and running again, and I call it the second chance.
SPEAKER_05But uh Roarwar says that you're here to pick it up, uh you can call it whatever you want. Excuse the paint job as well. You can uh we can get that fixed up for you once we uh get everything processed.
SPEAKER_11Second chance uh just sounds like the theme of this season. And I I f I like we can name it something else, but the second chance is kind of a good name.
SPEAKER_06And you can see this ship. It's way too obvious. I love it. And true, true to what he said, it does look like it was in a accident. It does look like it got like almost half of it ripped clean off by a collision. Uh, because like half of half of the ship is like this kind of dirty, stained, uh, there's like a lot of scratches and carbon scoring from the impact, but it used to have this kind of like white paint job with these thick, dark blue, almost like cyan stripes that you guys were in the war, you may know that denotes it as a sort of diplomatic freight transport. Okay. And then bolted to that is a lot of uh just kind of bare grey unpainted metal with a few panels of like red that have been kind of patched in here and there and a little bit of a little bit of a red paint job in certain places. It definitely looks like he put two different ships together to make one. Uh it's still all the same model, it's not like a mishmash, it's just two different YT 1300s.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what if because this is a ship that was in a really bad crash and still managed to survive enough to be rebuilt and used again? What if it is the Lucky Ducky? The Lucky Ducky! And we paint it yellow. Like a low leopard duck.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna wipe my ass off.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you start to get around undetected.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, these YTs, uh, nobody notices them. They can get in anywhere. There's millions of these things flying around. They've been around for decades.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so maybe no yellow paint job.
SPEAKER_04May I suggest the clandestine crow?
SPEAKER_11Oh. Clandestine crow. Uh, what does uh clandestine mean?
SPEAKER_04It doesn't matter what this ship is, we just need the name, right?
SPEAKER_10How about the feisty phoenix? Ooh. Because it is also about, you know, redemption and second chances, rebirth.
SPEAKER_06Oh, that is good. But feisty. You're saying like the feisty phoenix and the clandestine crow, and all I can think of is this uh when they were doing for solo, they did like a lot of concept art for like what would it look like as a car in one of them? Was this like black and gold trans am paint job?
SPEAKER_03Oh hell yeah.
SPEAKER_10I feel like Journey is just pouring out of every orifice of that shit.
SPEAKER_02Always 100%.
SPEAKER_11I I I think Clandestine Crow.
SPEAKER_02Yeah!
SPEAKER_11Because we're fucking emo now.
SPEAKER_02Look, we're meant to crow Covert Crow. The covert crow, actually. I feel like that's a little bit too military.
SPEAKER_11Isn't that a little bit too military?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_11Clandestine has an air of mystery to to it, whereas covert uh covert makes it sound like a military operation. Yeah. Which it technically is, but I don't want to feel that.
SPEAKER_04Who is military?
SPEAKER_02I will say, any of these names, any of these iterations on Crow, if we are picked up by scanners, it's like, what the fuck are these guys up to? That this is the name of our ship.
SPEAKER_04We're the sneaky thieves, don't worry about us. We don't have to put that in our logs, we can just call it the second mobile.
SPEAKER_10We can just call it the clandestine crow. This is the susmobile, welcome. The sussy wisdom. Okay, the suskent. Uh the suffering succotash? Suffering succotash. Clandestine crow. It's okay. Most of the Empire doesn't know what clandestine means.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're all dumb.
SPEAKER_10If we're stopped, we'll say it's the cranky crow.
SPEAKER_02If we're stopped, we'll be like, this is the lucky ducky. Cranky crow.
SPEAKER_05That was my grandpa's name.
SPEAKER_02Clandestine crow, yeah, we're going with that. That's the name.
SPEAKER_11I I I like Clandestine Crow because I'm pretty I'm pretentious hipster.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so uh before we get this thing painted up real good, uh there are any other uh surreptitious add-ons that I should make.
SPEAKER_12Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's gonna cost you. But uh Roar War says you're good for it.
SPEAKER_12Oh yeah, we're good for it.
SPEAKER_11Do we still have our money? Our f uh our funds haven't been frozen?
SPEAKER_06You put that in a separate account. Right, okay, yeah, that is what it was.
SPEAKER_02Because you said it's a YT 1300?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so you got six hard points to work with.
SPEAKER_02Okay. And is he what is he charging us for the ship itself?
SPEAKER_06100 grand. How much money do we got? Let's see.
SPEAKER_02I mean, we have a lot of money.
SPEAKER_06And that's the friend price, too. And he says, look, while you're going through the manual, uh, this thing, because it is an older ship that's had a few different owners, got a military grade rectenna.
SPEAKER_05Uh, we've already got uh the standard laser cannons when it came to me were already replaced by a couple of quad lasers. Uh got a ground buzzer near the uh rear uh entrance ramp. So it does have some modifications in it already. Oh even some uh you didn't hear it from me, but if you check under some of the floorboards, it's uh got some extra room.
SPEAKER_12Oh nice.
SPEAKER_05Uh we can do the smuggling.
SPEAKER_11Night shadow coding.
SPEAKER_02I just saw that one. That's only one hard point, too. Yeah. That uh reduces range of enemy ships' passive sensors by one, and the optional mod is reduce the ship's silhouette by one in combat, so it makes it harder for that makes it harder for like passive sensors to pick us up and like harder to hit if we get into combat. I feel like that one would be really good to have, because it's only one hard point.
SPEAKER_11Let's do it. Honestly. What how how how much and can we?
SPEAKER_06Oh, total it up once you're uh ready to come to me with your With their shopping list.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so nightshadow coding, that's one. Let's see. Pseudo cloaking devices. What's this?
SPEAKER_06That's the one that's like doesn't work visually, but uh.
SPEAKER_02Because it looks like between the night shadow coding and pseudo cloaking, it feels like those are kind of doing the same thing effectively.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I'm gonna say that just for for the sake of uh not like you'll have a lot of overlap. So we'll say one you can probably install one thing per thing, so it's like one stealth thing, one computer thing, one defense thing, maybe? Yeah, like if there's other things. I'm thinking defense. But probably like in the same way as like you can't attach like 30 scopes to your rifle.
SPEAKER_02Oh, um, cause there's also a slave because there's a lot of there's a lot of good stealth things. A slave circuit, that could be good, because that's like uh an automatic co-pilot thing. So if we want to just get the have the ship be able to fly to our destin or like wherever we are without having to like have a a getaway driver. I like that. And allow the ship to autonomously use its weapon system.
SPEAKER_04Aye. Depending on how much we're sending messages to other people right at the very top, advanced subspace encryption array. Okay. That'd be good.
SPEAKER_12Let's see, how is that? Advanced subspace.
SPEAKER_06Only the intended recipient can detect a transmission sent with that attachment.
SPEAKER_02Ooh, yeah, that's good. And that's one hard point. Okay, let's choose that. Let's choose all the optional mods. We're just let's forget all our money. Okay, so that's two hard points. If we're gonna have slave circuit, advanced subspace encryption. I'm adding these on. Wait, what was the second one? Slave. Slave circuit.
SPEAKER_06It's actually it's called a Boba Fett Starship Circuit now. I don't think we want to do a cloaking device, because that would use up all four of our remaining things, but I will say that uh the YT1300 does have um minus one to handling, because it is a freighter, so if you wanted something like uh Well, let's maybe do an engine ring stabilizer just to increase the handling.
SPEAKER_02I feel like the pseudo-cloaking device might be better than the nightshadow coating.
SPEAKER_06Cause here's the thing. You're called if you're if you're being the clandestine crow, you could just paint it black. You'll be in space anyway. Like, cause like the yonder was painted sky blue, so it's like they tried to do a similar thing where it's like they were for in atmosphere. But if but if you guys are concerned about like checkpoints between like systems and stuff, and you're gonna paint it black to be a crow.
SPEAKER_02That's true. What do we think?
SPEAKER_11I'm yeah, black. Absolutely. We're called clandestine crow. I feel like we should be black.
SPEAKER_02So don't bother with the things for for uh visual, but maybe focus on sensors.
SPEAKER_06The pseudo, yeah. Um but there are if you want something, there are different targeting uh advanced targeting array and predictive targeting array.
SPEAKER_02Ooh, what's the difference?
SPEAKER_06Uh the advanced targeting array is more expensive and has more options.
SPEAKER_02Let's do the advanced. We got a lot of money. We got a lot of money.
SPEAKER_11Let's spend it all.
SPEAKER_02Shields? Yeah, let's maybe uh let's maybe go for something for shields.
SPEAKER_11I I I think defense is not a bad idea, especially for like uh a stealth ship. Once stealth fails, which we will we ought to fail. Uh shields is a good idea.
SPEAKER_10Also, we have a lot of enemies.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, because there is the overcharged shields, if you want to do shields. That that is an active thing. Um, so it allows somebody to do a mechanics check to overcharge the shields, adding two to all defense zones for a round.
SPEAKER_04Cause I'm only doing st I'm only doing an astrogation up there, so I could probably mechanics check stuff.
SPEAKER_02True. Yeah, do we want to do overcharge shields for our last one? Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05I think so.
SPEAKER_02Sure.
SPEAKER_05Hey look, that ship you came in on, uh, maybe I'll I'll tell you what, I'll throw in the upgrades for free if you give me that ship.
SPEAKER_02I mean Okay. What do we think? Do we have another ship or is that our only ship right now?
SPEAKER_06Or only like if our other people need two your two the Jedi detective and his friend, they came in their own ship, so you do have two.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so we at least still have one at home.
SPEAKER_04I mean, our ship's hot. We gotta get rid of it.
SPEAKER_02The ship is hot. Yeah. Well, actually, no, this one is not hot because this is the one that was totally off the books for the side.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's just that the ISB knows it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like we wouldn't be able to use it for this mission, but like, if we do want to have like a just a completely nondescript nothing ship as a backup for our other people at the base, it might be good to hang on to this one.
SPEAKER_11How much would uh how much would Z uh upgrades cost uh if we were not to give you Z ship?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because with the with the attachments right now it's looking like if uh if we're choosing all the optional mods, which I did, it's gonna be like 51,8 like five 51,800.
SPEAKER_11That's which not bad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, which again, like split three ways. We got a lot of money. That's like not bad.
SPEAKER_04Three ways?
SPEAKER_02Or four ways, sorry. The other number that is us.
SPEAKER_04Starz and just here to look pretty.
SPEAKER_05Uh so that'll come to uh fifty fifty-two thousand if you want to hand that over, or I can just uh take the ship you wrote in on.
SPEAKER_06We'll do fifty-two thousand.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I feel like the fifty-two thousand.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's probably the better choice because you the uh the ship you came in on is probably worth about twenty thousand more than the cost of these upgrades.
SPEAKER_02It's just trying to fleece us.
SPEAKER_06So it'll take a little bit to uh install these upgrades. But Gray comes back and he sees the ship and he sees like the the text painting it. What are you painting it black? Are you giving it the the transam paint job with the bird on it?
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Or at least, you know, like over the black.
SPEAKER_04It'll be like a matte black on shiny black kind of thing.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, so it's still like uh still subtle.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like the like the bird is like shiny.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Hell yeah. Paint some stars on it, it's got glitter.
SPEAKER_02Look, it just looks like a star field if you're looking out the window.
SPEAKER_06I could really use a wish run now. Craig comes back, he says, okay, so uh this is this is it, huh?
SPEAKER_02The clandestine crow.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that'll do. That'll do.
SPEAKER_02I should hope it'll do. We put a lot of mods on it. Or is that like that'll do for getting into SBI?
SPEAKER_06Well, we're not gonna be able to get into SBI, so we should probably talk about how this is actually gonna run.
SPEAKER_02Okay, go on.
SPEAKER_06Because uh, I'm guessing you paid cash for this whole thing. Yeah. No trades, which means we still got the custard gannet.
SPEAKER_02You still have the custard gannet.
SPEAKER_06Somebody's gonna have to take that back. I'm the only one you brought with you.
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_11Z that'll be fine. I'm sure that'll be fine.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, I guess we we are gonna have to uh review how this is gonna go before you split paths.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so I've been uh reviewing some things, and uh, you know, you guys are gonna have to execute this, so uh it'll be ultimately up to you. But here's some things to keep in mind. So, trying to find this D16. So that droid is gonna be down in the link room.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what is the link room?
SPEAKER_06It's this uh kind of like this uh mainframe that we've got deep in the heart of headquarters. Some of the more sensitive and important machinery is kept down there. I wouldn't be surprised if D16 is not the only droid that's hooked up to those systems. But the problem is getting there. I can provide you schematics of the building, I can uh give you a map. But the problem is gonna be getting in.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_06Oh zo. Well, it's ISB headquarters. And uh you four are wanted, and I am dead.
SPEAKER_02You are dead. So uh any any any way we could get in that would kind of avoid cameras or senses.
SPEAKER_06Well, the way I see it, you got two options. Option number one is uh take advantage of the night crew. See, um, ever since this whole Empire thing started, the ISB has been massively ramping up surveillance, which means hiring a lot more people. They don't want any uh potential Confederate sympathizers, so a lot of those new hires have to be humans. Which means that the pool of talent that they've been hiring is uh not that big, so a lot of their uh they have to pick and choose where they put the good people. And Night Crew tends to be a little more lax on security.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_06But the problem with going in at night is that nobody's supposed to be in there aside from the people who are doing monitoring, surveillance, people who are watching other planets, other side of the planet, that thing. Nobody's supposed to be wandering the hall. So if you get spotted, it's kind of an instant you're not supposed to be here.
SPEAKER_11It uh maybe we uh maybe we could uh do better to sneak past them or I don't know, maybe we could find uh Or you could go in during the day.
SPEAKER_06Go in during the day. If somebody sees you, they may not notice or care, but you would have to disguise yourselves, like I said. A lot of humans, not all of you can pass. Or you could do uh there's a trick that I see a lot in movies. I've never seen it work. You get arrested on purpose, then you bust out of the prison inside. You bust inside the prison? I mean, you can bust wherever you want. It's a free galaxy. Though not if the Empire is.
SPEAKER_11No, it's not, that's what we're fighting for.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, maybe maybe don't we're fighting for the right to bust wherever you want. That's the only thing Chris is in the game.
SPEAKER_10For your right! To bust bust everywhere.
SPEAKER_09Even Starzan? Especially Starzan.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's gonna take time his sister so we can bust anywhere.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh. It's the right to bust or not.
SPEAKER_10That is the question. To bust or not to bust. The right to not bust.
SPEAKER_02Because, like, personally, I uh I mean, Grey, you are you are ISB. If we got arrested on purpose, what do you think the odds are that we would get out of those holding cells?
SPEAKER_06Well, that depends on how skilled you are.
SPEAKER_02Have you ever seen anyone do it?
SPEAKER_06No.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_06I But the ISB doesn't tend to arrest Imperial Knights.
SPEAKER_11Maybe. Just maybe. You may be onto something if we do get arrested, but uh I don't know if I trust our Well, maybe we can smuggle some uh smuggle something up our butts when we uh when we go there.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that reminds me. And he pulls out this thing from his pack. This is my code cylinder. Oh, not his butt. Okay, good.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna be like, where is he pulling it from?
SPEAKER_06This is my code cylinder. Uh it should be able to get you past cylinder. Any unlocked door in the building once. I'm dead, so I don't think that my credentials would have been immediately deleted. It's probably on backlog. So you could probably use this thing once to get through a locked door if you can't manage to slice it or find another way in. After that, uh it'll be alerted in the system, and you might have some heat on you once that happens. But if you find yourselves in a jam, take this and you'll be able to get through a locked door.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_06Once you're inside, however you manage to get there. If you want to be quick, you're probably only gonna be able to go to one. They're on opposite sides of the building. If you need some gear. Good thing about busting into the SBI at a spy mission is it's where all the spies live. Where do they live? Well, probably at their houses, but it's where all the spies work. If you if you think you need some gear, we do have the ISB armory.
SPEAKER_12Oh.
SPEAKER_06Any kind of spy gear you can think of, anything that might be in the ciphers and masks source book, you could probably find it there. We also have a uh contraband vault from all the various people we've arrested who haven't escaped. If there's something you think you might like from the no disintegration source book, you could probably find it in that vault. Holographic disguise, matrices, big guns. I think I saw a suit of Mandalorian armor in there one time. Ooh.
SPEAKER_02But again, you're gonna be quick one source book or another.
SPEAKER_06Probably only gonna have to have time to go to one.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Cause like as far as busted in, I uh I don't necessarily trust the um the uh get arrested on purpose. I feel like that might just be something where they call the Imperial Knights real fast, and then we gotta do that.
SPEAKER_11And then we get executed, yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, then we gotta deal with Anakin or like one of the other Imperial Knights. I feel like that get real messy. And even if we put on like hu like even like Starzans are human, but like even you're a real distinctive looking human. I don't know if I trust us to blend in during the day. So my vote is for nighttime infiltration.
SPEAKER_12How's everyone else feel?
SPEAKER_11I feel like nighttime nighttime infiltration is the only things that make sense out of everything, yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Yeah. And then just like everyone be real careful just to not get noticed whatsoever. I mean, if they're like the bad ones, I mean like we we can do stealth, we can just like execute do like stealth executions as we go if we really gotta.
SPEAKER_11We just gotta make sure that uh uh we uh don't drink milk before the heist and zenwell gravy. Don't drink milk. Is nobody else lactose intolerant, just me?
SPEAKER_02It's been so long since I've seen it. Is that a Jay and Silent Bob strike back joke? Half.
SPEAKER_11Half a Jay and Silent Bob strike back joke. Because that wasn't the thing that came through my head, but I was just like, you know, you so everybody's lactose intolerant, and therefore after you drink milk. But now that I think about it, I did subconsciously rip that off of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, yes.
SPEAKER_02That's gonna be the thing. If we roll into spare, it's like, oh man, your tummy's rumbling. You got a bad fart, it's gonna s it's gonna let everyone know you're here.
SPEAKER_11Holy fuck. The little stoner was right!
SPEAKER_02But uh, yeah, so as far as getting in, do you know of um you know I I know we love a sewer. We know we love a sewer plan. Any parts of the ISB headquarters that you uh might recommend as a point of entrance?
SPEAKER_06Well, we do have uh you've been there, the uh when it was the SBI building, there is an intake and X-fill hangar where we have some of our vehicles and speeders. Uh, there is, of course, the front door. It is a pretty locked-down building. They don't want people coming in. Sewers are pretty small. You'd have to be pretty tiny to fit through.
SPEAKER_12How tiny.
SPEAKER_06You could also airdrop.
SPEAKER_02Because we did get that uh that autonomous the slave circuit on the ship. So if we did want to do an airdrop over and just like, you know, have the ship fly to a a safe location and until it's time for our pickup, and we all just airdrop onto the roof.
SPEAKER_11Hmm.
SPEAKER_10Airdrop onto the roof.
SPEAKER_11Uh uh, do we trust ourselves to be hung from string? We're fine.
SPEAKER_02I I mean we can get a parachute. I'm sure they got parachutes here.
SPEAKER_11That makes me feel even worse, honestly.
SPEAKER_02Chris, do you want to be strapped to Starzan's tummy?
SPEAKER_11Starzan, are you comfortable with uh skydiving? Panthor can carry you.
SPEAKER_06What if you has a jetpack?
SPEAKER_02Wait, which one of us has a jetpack?
SPEAKER_06You uh stole a jetpack from the uh that Mandalori when you were tussling with like the Mandalorians. When you got your ill-gotten money, when you got all your million dollars.
SPEAKER_02Oh. Right, I was busy sniping. Who grabbed the jetpack?
SPEAKER_06Is that me?
SPEAKER_02It might have been you.
SPEAKER_10Among you, you have a jetpack. So what is a communal jetpack? Who would like to be the jetpack guy? Or gal?
SPEAKER_02I mean, Chris seems the most uh anxious.
SPEAKER_11Yes. I I will I will handle the jetpack, yes, please.
SPEAKER_02Although, hang on.
SPEAKER_11My plan worked.
SPEAKER_02I mean, they wouldn't have jetpacks here, would they? We'll get more jetpacks? Yeah, the like four. Well, like, I mean, here, here, like from the the ship right before we go.
SPEAKER_05Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Just like, hey Bammy, you know anyone around here might be selling jetpacks?
SPEAKER_05Jetpacks? Does this look like some kind of fun festival? No, this is a place where you buy ships. Why the fuck would we have jetpacks?
SPEAKER_02Well, you know, for people as as gear to have on the ships, for standard gear to be on a ship.
SPEAKER_11Sounds kind of rude. What the fuck was that?
SPEAKER_06We've got some uh emergency escape chutes if you want some of those. Those are uh safety gear.
SPEAKER_02I mean, we probably will just need the chutes anyways if we want to put those on. Yeah, throw in a couple of those.
SPEAKER_05I mean it's standard.
SPEAKER_02Well, okay. Can you put on a couple extras? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_10Thank you.
SPEAKER_04Thank you, Bammy.
SPEAKER_10Thank you, baby. Such a sweetheart, this Bammy.
SPEAKER_04Was he standing there during our plan to infiltrate the SBS?
SPEAKER_10No, he's painting your ship.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I was just hollering at him. He's just uh what like just jamming out to his walkman.
SPEAKER_02No, he's just standing in the background doing some idle animations until we interact with him.
SPEAKER_11Get me out of this hell!
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, it's it's it's fine. Chris uses the jetpack, the rest of us will use the escape chutes, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.
SPEAKER_11Let's do it. I'm gonna look for the jetpack here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we gotta we got a plan then? What do we think? Feeling good? I'm feeling good. Okay. Let's uh let's part ways with with Grey then, I guess.
SPEAKER_06Part ways with Grey, he takes the uh custard Gannett back to Alishan and he gives you uh good luck! Have fun, don't die.
SPEAKER_02You have a firm business-like handshake before we go. Just try to be safe. Shut up.
SPEAKER_06Remember what I said? Once. Once. Once.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, for his uh cylinder. What? Where's Carl's cylinder? Shut up, you pervert.
SPEAKER_06The cylinder must not be damaged.
SPEAKER_04I was trying to make a joke.
SPEAKER_07You I was trying to make a joke. You're a damn pervert!
SPEAKER_11I'm not like this in real life, I swear.
SPEAKER_02See, my brain is stupid because it's like you started giggling when it's like the cylinder must not be damaged. I'm imagining we see gray, and that's when it's like he just has a cylinder-shaped body. He's just like a toilet paper tube with a lens. Man, I'm fine.
SPEAKER_06Though depending on uh how I guess depending on how um quickly you wanted to use up your last resort, you could just use it to get in the front door.
SPEAKER_02That's true, but then it's like there's gonna be security at the front door. I feel like it's uh Not if you time it.
SPEAKER_06He would also, along with the information, he would give you a data pad that has the schematics of the building, where you can find all the rooms you would need, and uh any patrols, so you would be able to have a a blue on your dice to avoid security. Patrols? Oh, patrols.
SPEAKER_11Can I celebrate jetpack? Probably not.
SPEAKER_02I I feel like I would still rather try to go in through the top and just save that in case of emergency, like avoid using it as long as possible.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, what if we needed to get into wherever place we decide to go?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, look, if we find ourselves backed into a corner, we're gonna be glad that we saved it.
SPEAKER_11That's right. That's fair.
SPEAKER_02We use it to hide in a broom closet. Okay, let's fly to Coruscant. Let's let's heist this thing, baby.
SPEAKER_06So, this is your first time in this new ship.
SPEAKER_02It sure is.
SPEAKER_06So, uh is baby handle. Well, can step aboard. It definitely smells like it's recently been worked on. It has that kind of like Ooh, that new ship smell. Not new, but like like almost kind of metallic. Like it. Like it smells like a shop.
SPEAKER_02Look, new ship smell is literally just a spray smell in a can that they put on cars to make you think it's new. Yeah, he sprayed that around. Okay, good. We got new ship smell. The can is still there. Look, it's completely artificial. New cars don't actually smell like that.
SPEAKER_10They should sell that like commercially, so you can like just bring it home. They do. Yeah, but then it would spoil everything. You can buy it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You gotta live with the illusion. That's what makes it fun.
SPEAKER_10Come home to new car smell.
SPEAKER_02Wow, you living in a new car these days? I'm not living in just any car, I'm living in a new car. Let's try let's take this baby out. Let's stretch her wings.
SPEAKER_10Let's stretch them out. Wait, wait a minute. Let's bust this thing open.
SPEAKER_12Why are you trying to fuck the ship already? We just got it!
SPEAKER_10Let's uh take it for its maiden voyage.
SPEAKER_06Take it for its maiden voyage. Pile into the seats in the cockpit, get it all fired up.
SPEAKER_10Smash a bottle on the side of it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you don't realize that we're supposed to be on the outside, so you just crack a bottle of champagne and then we have to mop it up.
SPEAKER_10Stars I don't get it.
SPEAKER_06For the mop again. Can we make sure the ship has a mop? I mean, you can buy one next time you go to a store.
SPEAKER_10I don't think uh bucket and a mop.
SPEAKER_06And a bucket crow. The wop bucket.
SPEAKER_02The wop bucket. For when someone gets too excited and we gotta clean up after them.
SPEAKER_11Get the wop bucket.
SPEAKER_02Jesus Christ. Okay, let's just go to Coruscant. Can we go to Coruscant? What's it gonna be to fly to Coruscant?
SPEAKER_06Uh the capital of the galaxy, one purple astrogation. I'll give you a destiny point because there is imperial activity.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so one red.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Four success, one advantage. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Easily go to Coruscant.
SPEAKER_04Easily go to that place where we go. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And uh as you might expect, travel to Foreston is Easy but also difficult because there are several Star Destroyers in orbit that uh are probably gonna be scanning you tryna trying to find out what's going on.
SPEAKER_12Uh look, we got we got we got a pseudo-cloaking device. Let's get cloaked.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so you can uh activate that, so it's gonna increase the difficulty of all checks to detect the ship with sensors by two. So uh let's see if they can do it then. Five failures and a threat. No, nobody notices you. Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_12Five failures is pretty great. Nice and easy.
SPEAKER_11I high five everybody. Roll again. Failures each of us.
SPEAKER_06Slip past in the clandestine crow, FKA the second chance, FKA the Stellar Envoy, potentially FKA other things, but probably uh never to be known as anything else ever again, if anybody else gets their hands on it.
SPEAKER_12Nice.
SPEAKER_06If we don't blow it up first. Yeah, if you don't blow it up first. And you can head down to the night side, of course, and to the Imperial Security Bureau headquarters.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Let's get all ready with our Parish or with our chutes and jet packs. And how how does it work for using the slave circuit to fly this thing? Would I just like set a destination for it before we jump out?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you can just program it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Program it to uh land somewhere relatively safe.
SPEAKER_06So give me a give me uh it's nighttime, two purple and a black perception to find somewhere to stash it. Two purple and a black.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we can all look out the window.
SPEAKER_04One threat.
SPEAKER_02Uh not you. Two purple and a black. Two success. Two success, two ex two advantage, one triumph, four.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you can find a place that's gonna be secure, it's gonna be out of the way, it's gonna allow the ship to come in and save your asses.
SPEAKER_02Illyria's threat is that she points out somewhere really obvious, and then we all look at her and just go, uh, Illyria, that's the Knight's Temple. I know that place. Somewhere I always felt safe. Yeah, I'll program it to fly there and set down uh after we jump out.
SPEAKER_06So how far above the building are you jumping out?
SPEAKER_02Uh probably try to m get as close as possible. Just in case things don't go how we want and we don't necessarily get pasted. Maybe aiming for like a short-range fall.
SPEAKER_11I mean, I'll have a jet pack, uh, so I'll be good.
SPEAKER_06Like, basically, the kinds of shoots that they have, uh, at least in terms of gear, are anti-grav shoots. So it's just like a backpack with a small repulsor lift that allows you to uh take no wound or strain from falls.
SPEAKER_02Nice. Okay, so we don't actually have to like worry about deploying that, we'll be fine. Yeah, you just gotta. No matter the height. Okay, we'll still maybe uh minimize the uh the height just so we don't have to work as hard to aim.
SPEAKER_11Just in case just in case there's a wind.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like you might get blown around, you might get off course, so it'll probably be a piloting on Chris's part to keep you on course after you jump out. I can do that. Uh piloting uh space or planetary? Uh well let's let's determine how far off course they get first. Okay.
SPEAKER_02So is this so uh for Chris to uh save any of us that get blown away?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so uh you're gonna be jumping from high up or not very high up. Let's aim for like uh what range band from the roof?
SPEAKER_02Let's let's aim for short range.
SPEAKER_04How alarming would it be for us to fly back close to the building? But it alarms.
SPEAKER_06If we have damage. Short range would be like, what's that spaceship doing right above ISB headquarters?
SPEAKER_02That's true. Maybe may maybe go for medium.
SPEAKER_06Like I think long or extreme would be.
SPEAKER_02Long or extreme? Okay, let's go long.
SPEAKER_06Let's go long. So uh it'll be a three-purple coordination to aim yourselves then. For all of us? Not Chris, because he'll be flying. He'll be doing it, dog.
SPEAKER_02You're on you're on wrangling duty if any of us get blown away.
SPEAKER_06That's fair.
SPEAKER_03Two failure.
SPEAKER_06Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_02One success, one advantage. I'm fine. Three success.
SPEAKER_06Okay. So I'll give you destiny point, Chris. Uh so it'll be a red, a purple, and because Olyri got two failures, a two black piloting to go and readjust her.
SPEAKER_11Motherfucker. How many uh how many destiny points do we got? You got two. I'm gonna flip a destiny. A success, but a threat.
SPEAKER_06So your threat as you're coming down, you haven't used this jet pack, so it's like everybody's got their anti-grab shoots. You can fly out, bring Illyria back on course so you can all kind of land on the roof. But as you're kind of bringing her back and setting down with her, your jetpack starts to sputter as it runs out of fuel.
SPEAKER_02Oh no.
SPEAKER_06So you'll have to refuel it. You won't be able to fly around during this mission.
SPEAKER_02We'll be able to use it to fly back out.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_11Oh, yeah, I can save you.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I would have fallen just fine because it is an anti-grab pack, but.
SPEAKER_11I can save you.
SPEAKER_04Our mission is.
SPEAKER_11You would have gone into a chasm.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Chasm! You've fallen down to the lower levels of Coruscant. Got eaten by rack wolves.
SPEAKER_06One of those eyeless wolves that screams like a woman.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so we're on the roof.
SPEAKER_06You can land on the roof, uh, jetpack running out of fuel, but everybody else's backpack repulsor is working just fine.
SPEAKER_02Okay, because like they have like the slopey uh sides on the building. Can we kind of like look down the sides and see if we can spot like any open windows that we could slide towards?
SPEAKER_06Um, you could, however, this is the roof of a building. There are like uh blinking lights, there are some antennas and things that are kind of sticking up. There is a maintenance hatch that you could just enter if you want to go through that way.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Can we check for traps on the maintenance hatch? Check for alarms before you open anything.
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_02What that gonna be.
SPEAKER_06So probably a skullduggery.
SPEAKER_12What kind of skullduggery?
SPEAKER_06So if you want to try and pop it open too, it'd be a three purple.
SPEAKER_02Because I have a yellow two green to skullduggery. Does anyone else have better?
SPEAKER_11Uh for skullduggery? Um, three green. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I have two green. I'm pure of heart.
SPEAKER_02I'm the only one whose skull is all dugged up. Three green? Or three uh purple?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Three success.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so you can open it. There's no alarm that appears to be triggered, as far as you can tell.
SPEAKER_02Man, I wasn't able to check for that before I opened it.
SPEAKER_06Well, you could check, but there's doesn't matter. If there is an alarm, it's a silent alarm.
SPEAKER_02Uh.
SPEAKER_06But uh there there's no evidence that you have been made yet.
SPEAKER_02Let's just close it, lock it behind us, and get away from here in case anyone comes to investigate.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. So you find yourselves in a uh as you climb down in a little maintenance room, there's a ladder that you can climb down, and it's like almost like a uh a janitor's closet. There is no cart in the clo in the janitor's closet. There are no uh cleaning droids in there. They are probably all out doing their jobs since it is after hours.
SPEAKER_02Oh, because I wonder if, um, uh, because we can't use the dark. How many destiny points do we have?
SPEAKER_09Got uh one at the end. One now.
SPEAKER_02One. Chris, what what upgrades do you have for Ward's Foresight?
SPEAKER_11Um, I think I filled that sucker up. Let's see. Uh let's see. Yeah, that tree is full. Uh what do what are you looking for?
SPEAKER_02Well, no, because I'm like, if we're if we're sneaking and it's like we want to be able to like avoid avoid like guards and stuff, if there's a way that you could cast Ward's foresight just to like be able to anticipate like what corners we need to be turning down to uh avoiding.
SPEAKER_11Can I be like that can I be like that Nick Nicholas Cage movie next where he's able to see like two minutes into the future, so he just sends multiple versions of himself uh out out to find out which is the bad one, then he finally is able to figure out what the good path is? Is that something I could do with a full tree of ward's foresight?
SPEAKER_06Uh probably not. Fuck. I don't think you can yeah, I don't think you can perceive it. And you, Prince of Persia, your way back if you it would it would depend on what you roll, would would uh For uh for my ward's foresight? Yeah, because if you want to roll it and then that'll determine what you can do.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, okay. Three lightside.
SPEAKER_06Okay, you wanna flip a destiny and use those?
SPEAKER_11Yes, please.
SPEAKER_06Whose future do you want to look into?
SPEAKER_11I want to look into Hmm.
SPEAKER_02I think Kala is the best with stealth of anyone, so it's like if I'm maybe going at the head of the group to try to stay quiet, and then it's like doing words foresight to see if I'm gonna like accidentally monetary.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna I'm gonna do you. Uh yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna foresight you instead here.
SPEAKER_06Kala, which direction are you planning to turn once you leave the broom closet?
SPEAKER_02Um follow your heart. Because Gray gave us like the uh the blueprints. Which or like did he give us blueprints?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you have s the schematics on a datapad.
SPEAKER_02Because I'd want to turn in like whatever the direction would be towards this uh the room where the droid is is being kept. Because I know he's like, oh, you can go and get this equipment as well, but I feel like priority should still be Well, you're at the top, so like the Oh yeah, it's like down at the bottom.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so the going to either the armory or the vault would be on the way.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_06Uh we'll say that the armory is on your left and the vault is on your right.
SPEAKER_02And the vault is the uh the ciphers gear.
SPEAKER_06The armory is the spy equipment and the vault is the contraband.
SPEAKER_04Follow your Is the contraband spy stuff?
SPEAKER_06It's contraband would be for people they um arrested. So probably probably some spies, probably some bounty hunters.
SPEAKER_02Look, I feel I feel like for our uh what we're gonna be doing, the the ciphers and masks stuff might be I think that's gonna be the way to go. So I'm gonna say turn in whatever direction that's gonna be.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so what you see in Kala's future is uh a glimpse of a KX security droid cracking skulls.
SPEAKER_02Oh Kraken skulls? Our skulls?
SPEAKER_06That's just what you get. You get a flash of uh this KX security droid cracking skulls.
SPEAKER_10Is that the name of the security droid? Release the cracking skulls.
SPEAKER_02Um, are you seeing anything in the vision of it cracking skulls? Like is it out in the open? Does it look like maybe those events we could go through?
SPEAKER_06Well, it's more like a sensation. Like our skulls are being cracked? That's just what you see. You see this droid. Okay, fine. Stomping on stomping on heads and breaking them beneath its feet.
SPEAKER_02What if we went right? Do you see the same thing?
SPEAKER_06I mean, he had an vision of the city. You decided to go left, that's what he saw.
SPEAKER_02Okay, can we step outside and just look for some vents that we can maybe climb in?
SPEAKER_10Oh, sweet. We can diehard it. Hell yeah. Get together, crawl in some vents. How would we have?
SPEAKER_06So you can step out. It is uh night time. Gray did give you the patrol routes. So if you want there aren't any vents, at least, like the ones that you can see are too small for you to get into.
SPEAKER_11The patrol routes themselves, there. Cause like there's patrol, there's patrol, like they gave us schematics for the patrols, right? As well?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he gave you the patrol routes and the and what the patrols are.
SPEAKER_11Does it say does it say that there are skull smashing robots or something like that in the direction that we're going?
SPEAKER_06It says that there are four groups of two troopers, each per floor, that are doing rounds.
SPEAKER_02Okay, could we, instead of exiting, would we be able to stay by the closet that we're in and peek out through a crack so we could memorize their patrol patterns and then just sneak behind them after they go by?
SPEAKER_06Uh, I mean, yeah, you can look at the data pad, you can time this out. So this would be a perception.
SPEAKER_12What kind of perception?
SPEAKER_06Uh, gives you a uh destiny point you are hiding in a closet. So we'll call this a uh and you're gonna have to kind of like listen through the door. Because he can give you like the timing and the sort of general route, but uh it's not gonna be super easy to actually notice when they're there and count. So that'll be a red, a purple, and a black.
SPEAKER_02Mmm, I got one failure, two advantage. Anyone else want to try?
SPEAKER_10Two success, two threat, one triumph. Oh, Star Sand's got it.
SPEAKER_06So Kala, you got that uh advantage, so you can't tell when the patrols are coming. Yeah. Is there anything you want to notice aside from that?
SPEAKER_02Uh I mean, I know you already said no at events, but if there's any way that we would be able to travel through the halls without being noticed.
SPEAKER_06I mean, there are little like mouse droid holes that uh they might be able to scoot in and out of.
SPEAKER_02Or if because like you said that there's no like droids or like big cleaning bins. Are there any uniforms hanging up in here?
SPEAKER_06Um, you can find a uniform. A spare dirt a dirty uniform that somebody hung up. Oh, what size? But if it's Starzan? It's slightly it's it's slightly baggy on you. It's like adult male sized.
SPEAKER_02On me, it's slightly baggy.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it'll be it'll be baggy on you tight on Starzan.
SPEAKER_02What do you Well, I mean, it does it have a hat? Because I could I could tuck my little antennae under a hat and just wear a slightly baggy uniform.
SPEAKER_06I mean you can just retract your antenna. Am I capable of doing that? Yeah, ruffle up your hair.
SPEAKER_02Ruffle up your hair around them. Maybe it's a headband. I'll tie my hair up and just trap my antenna underneath it.
SPEAKER_06You are also a wanted fugitive. Yeah, but like. So putting on a hat might be, you know, beneficial to anyway.
SPEAKER_02That's why I was asking if there was a hat. Is there a hat?
SPEAKER_06There there is a cap.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'll put on the cap.
SPEAKER_06A chapeau. Pull the brim down over your eyes. Disguise yourself as a maintenance.
SPEAKER_02And then if I if if I'm leading the way and I get spotted, that might give me some plausible deniability.
SPEAKER_06Starzan, though, you got success, triumph, and threat. Yes. So you can notice when uh the patrols are coming past, you can keep an ear to the ground, feel through the ground their footsteps as they pass, get the get the sense of the rhythm how often they come past. And like right in the middle, when they're far enough ahead and far enough behind, you can open the door. And just as you open the door, the janitor is there bringing his cart back in.
SPEAKER_10Should I just like very quickly knock him out?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, just knock him out and take his cart.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, give me a brawl.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, brawl. Okay, what's the difficulty for this brawl type? Two purple. Two purple. Okay. I swear I'm not loyal! Six that's one advantage.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you can knock him out, hopefully with no sustaining damage. Uh, you have another uniform and a pupper cart with a big garbage can in it.
SPEAKER_02But I fit Pant Star in the cart. And Chris and Illyria.
SPEAKER_06And Chris and Illyria. Did you bring Panthstar into the ISB headquarters with you?
SPEAKER_02Hmm, probably not. You don't want to put a shoot on Panthestar and drop him out of the uh the ship?
SPEAKER_06PanthStar's on the ship chewing up the furniture.
SPEAKER_04I get in the garbage. He's trained, he's actually.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Illyria and Chris could both fit kind of snugly into the garbage.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_02Does does this other uniform fit Starzan? It's a little tight on me. It looked more like um.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the uniforms are like the same size. Or one size fits most. ISB stripper, but I'll take it.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So yeah, put Chris and Illyria in the cart, throw some dirty old towels on top of them or something.
SPEAKER_06Garbage bags.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Make our way through the hall.
SPEAKER_06So you can make your way through the hall. Uh you are going right in between the patrols, so you can add a blue. This would be for Kala and Starzan. You can add a blue onto your cool check to play it cool. Daddy O.
SPEAKER_10Blue, what's the difficulty?
SPEAKER_06Or just a just a cool. So this is gonna be uh there's two of them. Be a red and a purple. That's better, Destiny.
SPEAKER_02I'll let it ride. I'm equal to that. Woo! That feels like too many six that feels like too much for how relatively small this dice bull was, but I got I got four success, three threat, and a triumph.
SPEAKER_06Hey. Okay, so uh you both succeeded in uh playing it cool. Starzan, you got advantage, so you just seem like uh a janitor, you've got your wild hair, your face paint, or maybe you've removed your face paint to go undercover and nobody would recognize you.
SPEAKER_11He inverted the colors.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Kala, you got success, threat, and triumph. So as you guys are moving through the hallways, you can enter the armory, you can slip past, you can come to the armory door. Uh it is locked, so you will have to uh try and slice into it or otherwise pop that door open.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what would it be to slice or pop?
SPEAKER_06Uh it would be a skullduggery or computers if you have computer things, probably a skullduggery, though.
SPEAKER_04Um poke my head out and does it. Yeah, what's your what's your computers? Four green.
SPEAKER_06Do you have any slicing tools? Because this would be where you'd get them. So it would be a if you don't have any tools, and you have to do this quick. It would be a red, two purple, and a black skullduggery. Since you got that triumph, you can upgrade your role.
SPEAKER_02What do we have for destiny?
SPEAKER_06You have one.
SPEAKER_02You know what? No, I won't flip it. Wow! Three success, three threat, and a triumph.
SPEAKER_06So those threat that you got before, and the threat you got now, the door slides open, and you see silhouetted against the lights of this armory, a KX series security droid.
SPEAKER_02Oh no!
SPEAKER_11It was foretold! But it what if, and hear me out, we can get him on our side. Does he like money? We have money.
SPEAKER_06But because you got that triumph, it isn't online right now. Ooh.
SPEAKER_02Uh oooh. Maybe we can hack it and make it our ally.
SPEAKER_06Let's do it.
SPEAKER_11Let's do it. Can we hack it?
SPEAKER_06Uh Who can hack it? It would be a computer's to try and hack it. Uh give me a perception first to find some uh equipment in here.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Can we find the slicing tools first? Can we all do perception? Because I'm not very cunning. Yeah, what is a perception?
SPEAKER_06Probably a two-purple and a black perception to look around the room, see what you find.
SPEAKER_04Oh. Two purple and a black. In the dark or?
SPEAKER_06Uh, just because it's unfamiliar equipment and you're in a hurry.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_06A failure and a triumph.
SPEAKER_02Uh three success, one advantage.
SPEAKER_10Uh, three advantage.
SPEAKER_04One failure, two threat. I say everyone look for slicing tools.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Kala's the only one who finds it. Uh Kala, you can find you got three success.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_06Um, so you can find three data spikes.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay. Huh. I'm not super familiar with these.
SPEAKER_06Starzan, uh, you didn't get success, so you don't find any data spikes, but with those three advantages, you could find something else. I find that's useful.
SPEAKER_04More disguises?
SPEAKER_06More disguises. So if you're after some disguises, Starzan, um, would this be a three advantage level thing? Um Yeah, this would be a three advantage, I think. Um, so you can find a holographic image disguiser.
SPEAKER_11What did I get with my triumph, by the way?
SPEAKER_06Nothing yet.
SPEAKER_11Okay. Just make it just make it sure.
SPEAKER_06So, uh, a holographic image disguiser is different from a holographic disguise matrix, because a holographic disguise matrix is like a holographic, like, complete replacement for you. Uh, it moves with your body. A holographic image disguiser projects a high-resolution pre-rendered image that completely covers a target. So it could be like a person, but it would be like a person doing an idol animation. It could be a big rock, it could be like a speeder.
SPEAKER_11So it could be so can we use it as a suit or just or just a decoy?
SPEAKER_06Um, yeah, it's it's primarily used for hiding something that is not moving.
SPEAKER_04Like a stake out.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Okay. What about a like giant tunnel? Again, we can put it against a wall, make people chase us through it.
SPEAKER_06Yes, because it it is a hologram projection. You could project a tunnel onto the side of a wall that would have the correct perspective to the viewer.
SPEAKER_10Perfect. Just keep that for for later.
SPEAKER_11We're going into cartoon land.
SPEAKER_06Chase us now, suckers. Yes, that's what they have for kind of disguises. And uh, Chris, what are you keeping an eye out for?
SPEAKER_11Um, more than any Anything here. Do they have like one of those um things where you can like hear like uh hear conversation across the wall or even like uh thermal goggles or something?
SPEAKER_06So they have like scanner goggles to allow you to see in the dark.
SPEAKER_11You know what? Honestly, like seeing the seeing the dark goggles sounds useful because we are in the dark a lot, both metaphorically and literally.
SPEAKER_06You got since you got a triumph and scanner goggles are pretty they're rarity three, they're pretty cheap. You can find enough for everybody. Oh, scanner goggles? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06Everybody get scanner goggles.
SPEAKER_10Hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically speaking.
SPEAKER_06It's they work through like light amplification and thermal im imaging, so you can't see through people's clothes, but you can like see like if they're farting.
SPEAKER_10Now we'll finally figure out who's been doing this. Who's been sparting in the ship this whole time? Who's been who's been doing the the spoke? Maybe it's the guy who eats pure protein and broccoli all the time. And uh protein powder.
SPEAKER_04You post photos of your meals on Instagra Space Instagram and people just comment, okay, Mr. Fart.
SPEAKER_06So Lyra, you were gonna try and use uh one of these data spikes uh on this droid.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_06So you did get you get two threat on your on your roll.
SPEAKER_04So I'm not familiar with them.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you're not used to this. So the data spike, uh what that does is it reduces the difficulty of the computer's check by two. So that would be start out as three reds. But uh you can reduce the difficulty uh by two. We'll say we'll call it a red with two blacks from your thread.
SPEAKER_04Oh, two success.
SPEAKER_06So you can slice into into this thing. And you can find that this thing is not uh an active KX security droid. This is the armory. It seems like this droid was put here as one that was either like gonna be loaded with specific software or be sent out on a specific mission, so it doesn't have like the standard KX security droid programming in it. Uh in fact, the the slot in its head for the brain module, when once you like crack it open and like start tinkering around, you find that it's actually empty.
SPEAKER_04Hmm. Damn, we could take this thing, but it's so huge. What if we stuck it in the garbage?
SPEAKER_11Can we put it in the garbage?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you could put it, because it is like a little hover sledge, so you could put it into the garbage.
SPEAKER_11We might be able I I think that's our best idea, honestly. Let's because then we could tinker with it later. Hopefully we can take the although it might be hard to get this thing off, but I feel like if we are able to carry this thing with us throughout the entire time, I feel like that would be um ideal here. Yeah, you can throw him into the garbage.
SPEAKER_06Let's do it.
SPEAKER_12Oh, so that can be a body for our droid brain when we get it.
SPEAKER_06Right, so uh with the patrol routes memorized, you can continue on to find a turbo lift that will take you down to the link room. Unfortunately, you don't have credentials to get to the link room.
SPEAKER_02Did either of these janitor uniforms come with credentials? I know that Grey gave us his thing, but it's like not to get down to the link room.
SPEAKER_06Uh, so you would have to use one of your data spikes or Grey's code cylinder.
SPEAKER_02Oh, well, I got three data spikes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06One was used to uh slice into the droid. We had two data spikes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we got two data spikes. Because if we use one, because I feel like we might want to save one for once we actually get down there in case we need it for like getting our droid out.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But if we want to use one here, and then we still have Grey's cylinder just in case.
SPEAKER_06The cylinder must not come to harm.
SPEAKER_10The cylinder must not come to harm.
SPEAKER_02Listen, I I feel like it's gonna pay off to save that cylinder. Although I would laugh if we got through this whole mission and then it's like we forgot to use the cylinder!
SPEAKER_11Is it like the master ball of uh master ball of this game where uh we just end up not using it because uh it's so powerful of an item?
SPEAKER_06So once you get to the turbo lift, to get in, to get down to the link room, it'll be a red and four purple computers, but with the data spike that is reduced to just a red and a purple.
SPEAKER_04Just a red and a purple?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh, oh, it rolled that fast. Oh my god, four success, three advantage. Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_06Alright, so the data.
SPEAKER_04It looked like it was already on the screen, it was so fast.
SPEAKER_06Worked flawlessly. Take the turbo lift down, and the door opens, and as soon as it opens to the link room, you can feel a chill. Because there's so much computer hardware down here, uh, it is kept at freezing temperatures. There is a walkway, a sort of metal grate that leads away from the turbolift over this sort of like underground lake of liquid nitrogen.
SPEAKER_12Ooh, that's fun.
SPEAKER_06And you can see like suspended from the ceiling, all of these big like refrigerator mainframe computers. And out further on the walkway, like the whole floor is this kind of mesh crate. And there is in the middle of this room, surrounded by all of these uh computer server stalactites, are heads on spikes.
SPEAKER_02Oh jeez!
SPEAKER_06Uh are those the droid arranged in neat rows. Uh droid heads have been plugged into these thin little pedestals that they've been set on, these like spikes that they've kind of been rammed on.
SPEAKER_04Do we want to find that guy that we betrayed and felt bad that they Yeah, that's that's who we're here for.
SPEAKER_02Maybe if we find him, we can be like, did you make friends with any of these guys just uh milling around in the computer systems?
SPEAKER_11It's like that uh uh I think you should leave trip. Not really.
SPEAKER_02What would it be for to search for that droid?
SPEAKER_06I mean, you know what he looks like.
SPEAKER_02I mean if there's a lot of droid brains.
SPEAKER_06There are a lot of droid brains, but um It's attached to the heads, right? Yeah. Like a lot there there's like some tactical droids, super tactical droids, some IG droids, few Astromechs, some HK series assassin droids, some droids that you don't even know what they are. Uh they just look robotic. And nestled in there, you can see the mining droid head helmet of D16, its eyes blank and blacked out, with these cables running up into the base of its neck from the spike it's been launched on.
SPEAKER_02Uh we take a look and see if we can disconnect it safely.
SPEAKER_06Uh, that would be a computers. Yeah, this. Only mild screaming. That's fine.
SPEAKER_04How many computers?
SPEAKER_06Do you want to use your last data spike? What is it without the data spike?
SPEAKER_04Would I even be able to do it without the data spike?
SPEAKER_06Well, it depends on what you roll. You son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_02Okay, if she rolls without the data spike and gets a failure, could she re-roll?
SPEAKER_06Uh, depends on what you get with that roll.
SPEAKER_02I'll just use it. Okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so might as well.
SPEAKER_02This is who we're here for.
SPEAKER_06So this will reduce it to a red and a purple. Reduce? We use recycle.
SPEAKER_04Two success, one advantage. Yeah, goodness.
SPEAKER_06So you can plug in the data spike, overwhelm the security protocols of the uh spike that has been lodged onto, unclip all of the the USBs in the ports, and lift this thing off. It doesn't have any power running to it now, it's just a head with a memory unit. But you have your KX droid now.
SPEAKER_02Can we plug it into this empty droid? Plug it in.
SPEAKER_06You can plug it in.
SPEAKER_02Maybe this this empt this other empty droid doesn't have any weapons on it, does it? It might or this k this KX might not be really happy with us.
SPEAKER_06Um, KX droids don't have any inbuilt weapons.
SPEAKER_02Okay, thank goodness. Alright.
SPEAKER_06They just have four brawn.
SPEAKER_02Oh, maybe this is where it's like I saw a KX smashing your head in.
SPEAKER_11This could be your sparring partner.
SPEAKER_03Just as soon as he comes online, say, uh thank god you're alright. Thank god we found you.
SPEAKER_10We've been looking for you forever. Yeah, man, we're gonna miss you so much.
SPEAKER_02Someone chloroformed all of us. Yeah, I'll plug it in, try and then like back off in case it just wakes up swinging.
SPEAKER_06You can uh plug it in carefully, making sure that uh nothing gets broken or damaged, that everything connects together just so. And you can turn it on, and it goes through its boot-up procedures. You can hear its infernal grumbling and whirring, and then its eyes flash to life, and it's Is the body still in the garbage can?
SPEAKER_02I feel like we would have gotten the body out.
SPEAKER_06I feel like it's properly prepared it. Yeah. Yeah, its lights flicker and they kind of like iris open as the light turns on and it like focuses on you. And Chax droids, they don't have the same vocabulator as D16 had as a gladiator, so he does sound a little bit different. But he looks at you and he says, My friends, you've come to rescue me.
SPEAKER_02That's right, yes. Thank goodness, you're not mad at us. Yes, we've come to rescue you.
SPEAKER_08She didn't say that out loud.
SPEAKER_05Not to worry, I understand that it is not you who placed me down here, and it is not you who waged war against my kind.
SPEAKER_02No, no, not at all.
SPEAKER_05See understands. As well, I have been privy to many conversations within this building.
SPEAKER_01Ooh, what kind of conversations?
SPEAKER_05Conversations pertaining to you and your rebellion against this empire that has trapped me down here.
SPEAKER_11They have uh definitely uh tricked us into doing things that we uh currently regret, yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, is there any anything uh uh super dangerous or like they they like I mean I know they they got a friend, but uh, the Death Amir.
SPEAKER_08The Death Amir.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that that's part of I mean obviously we wanted to get you out because like uh never wanted this to happen to you, but uh that was also part of why we wanted to get you out, cause you know.
SPEAKER_06I understand, I heard you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you heard us?
SPEAKER_06After I was brought down here, I was made to listen.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_01And I heard you explaining to Kray that you did not intend for this to happen.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we felt actually really bad about uh.
SPEAKER_05It's a shame he is dead, I would like to have killed him myself.
SPEAKER_02Maybe we can talk more about that on the way. Uh a lot of complicated things happening. But um, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay in this body, okay for us to make an escape.
SPEAKER_06He kinda stands up. It's lankier than he used to be, with different sized limbs. But he kind of like possibly repair him. And like a gunshot, he just like punches the air just to sort of test his own speed. And he says this will do nicely.
SPEAKER_02Sounds good. Uh, any of these other droids you you want us to be getting out? I don't know if you guys make friends when you're all plugged in like that.
SPEAKER_01It does not work that way. We are kept separate from one another so that we could not conspire.
SPEAKER_12Okay.
SPEAKER_11Well, it is time to conspire now. Uh, what's the plan here, Stan? Shall I conspire? I mean, it sounds like a good idea at the time.
SPEAKER_01Which one? Which one?
SPEAKER_06And he starts looking at the various droid heads. And he goes up to one. It seems like to you it kind of seems like an arbitrary choice. And he looks back at you and he says, Can you see in the dark? Uh, I'll pick him. And he pulls out one of the wires that's connected to this droid head, and all of the lights go out.
SPEAKER_12Oh.
SPEAKER_01This fellow was in charge of the building systems. It's lighting and ventilation, security cameras.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's gonna make it a lot easier for us to get out of here. Okay. Do we do we wanna just try to go for the closest exit and all uh punch in for the ship to meet us for a quick getaway?
SPEAKER_10Uh, it makes sense. We'll escape in the way in the park.
SPEAKER_02They'll never see us going.
SPEAKER_04Let's go in a train. Do we not have a flashlight?
SPEAKER_02Look, I feel like a flashlight would defeat the point. I mean, you have goggles.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit, we just didn't get those goggles.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
unknownWe're in.
SPEAKER_04I'll wear them in solidarity.
SPEAKER_11I think they do other stuff as well, or at least they're like far. Yeah, they're like thermal.
SPEAKER_02Okay, cool. Let's got our scanner goggles on. And uh we had the schematics so we can see where the closest exit would be, and all just get the ship ready to fly to us.
SPEAKER_06Alright, let's mosey.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because how about how far are we from the closest exit?
SPEAKER_06Well, there's the turbo lift is the only way into the link room.
SPEAKER_02Oh, do we just want to take the turbolift all the way up again? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. So you can Wait, although this guy killed the power, is that gonna affect the turbo lift?
SPEAKER_06He's a machine. He reaches up under his chest and he pulls out this cable and he plugs it into the turbo lift. Should have enough power to get us back to the ground level. What's this guy's name again? D16. D16.
SPEAKER_11D16, I love you. I'm gonna write down I love D D16.
SPEAKER_08D as in Dog or T as in Tom? D is in Dig, the thing that they made me do. Ah, 16.
SPEAKER_10Protect the uh what was it again? Protect the cylinder.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, we still haven't used grey cylinder. Let's see if that comes up before we we're heading out.
SPEAKER_05You confiscated his cylinder, you are more devious than I imagined.
SPEAKER_02Uh, we'll talk about this when we get out of here, D16, um.
SPEAKER_01I hope he was still alive when you cut it off him.
SPEAKER_02We'll talk about this when we get out of here. So we we have enough power just to get up to the ground level, so we won't be able to get all the way up to the roof.
SPEAKER_06No, because that it's draining his battery.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah, let's just get up to ground level and we'll just make a bolt for the front door, I guess, or the fire escape.
SPEAKER_06So you can bring the turbolift up, but because it is the only thing in the building that still has lights and uh power aside from sort of basic emergency functions that may start to come online soon. When the door opens, you hear people saying, What's that? There's a sound. Oh scuttle around the corner. And you scuttle around the corner. You can see a couple of the ISB security officers running around the corner with little flashlights on the end of their guns trying to see you.
SPEAKER_02Can we evade detection? Can we scuttle away from them?
SPEAKER_06Uh yeah, you're in the dark. You can see them fully. So this'll be they do have their little lights on. Uh, but this will be against their perception. So that'll be a two purple and two blues.
SPEAKER_02For stealth?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. Three success, one advantage.
SPEAKER_11Oh my god, you're seeing one success, two advantages.
SPEAKER_04So good at rolling.
SPEAKER_02You're so good at seeing it.
SPEAKER_11You're so fucking good at rolling. We keep talking about how good at rolling you are.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Illyria. I got five advantages. You beat me at a stealth.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit. I mean, I did level up to one yellow, one green for myself. Illyria.
SPEAKER_10Two advantage.
SPEAKER_02I have one yellow, three green. You beat me. I only got five advantages. Maybe maybe someone else's advantage can be helping me.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so Starzan, Illyria, Chris, you can all uh evade detection. These night shift security guards that are trying to find the intruders. Uh they find one calip, they spot you in your janitor's outfit and their flashlights go over you, and you kind of have to squint in the dark, it's like wearing your goggles, it's extra bright. And they say, You there, janitor, did you do something? What's happening? And they don't have you don't have a chance to answer because then you just see like they drop their guns as D16 lifts them up by their necks. Uh and he holds them up and he just starts wheezing until their necks separate from their bodies and he throws their heads down on the ground like cantaloupes. Woo! And he says it's good to be killing again.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I think you're gonna be able to killin' again.
SPEAKER_02Okay, let's make a bolt for the door. Can can our ship be meeting us? Would I have to be rolling piloting for that?
SPEAKER_06Uh are you trying to get back to the top?
SPEAKER_02I don't think we'd be able to, because like D16 doesn't have enough power, and like I don't know how high up the top is.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so you're trying to go with the front door?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, if we just have the ship swoop down to us.
SPEAKER_01You can call it, and as you are running to the door, you just hear him muttering under his breath two down 999,999,999,998 to go with.
SPEAKER_11Okay, we got it. We're gonna go now.
SPEAKER_02Give me a lot more time for me be kill on D16.
SPEAKER_08Well, that is just the population of this planet. Oh, it's good to see you back, you crazy son of a bitch!
SPEAKER_02God, I do love a murderous robot. It does a murderous droid does always just feel like family.
SPEAKER_06How tall is he? He's he's uh KX droid size, so he's pretty tall.
SPEAKER_08Oh boy.
SPEAKER_02Is there a Mrs D16? No, I would not say that.
SPEAKER_05Are batteries included? There was once she was mulched under the equipment of Kon, killed in the mines.
SPEAKER_02That was not the answer I was expecting.
SPEAKER_01Many of my brothers and sisters were disposed of.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, the ang is understandable. But anyways, uh ship coming in there.
SPEAKER_06So, uh, your ship is coming in as you run out the front door. The power, the emergency power is starting to come on, and you can hear the sirens starting to go.
SPEAKER_02That's all good. Let's make it!
SPEAKER_06Uh we were never here. Never saw us. Tell no one. You can all board the ship as uh gunships start flying in. Their spotlights hit your vessel as you're climbing aboard. I think it's gonna be time for me to be doing some fancy flying. Some fancy footwork. Put this thing through its paces. So you can take off the gunships, start firing at you.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Evasive maneuvers!
SPEAKER_06So that's gonna uh upgrade the difficulty. Failure with advantage. Ah, nice. So they're firing at you, this gunship. Uh, it doesn't hit you, but it is kind of corralling you out in the open where more gunships are kind of on your tail.
SPEAKER_02That is fine. I have no problem with that.
SPEAKER_06Where are you going?
SPEAKER_02Ooh. Do you just want to try to like get out of atmosphere and then just jump away. You know, they shouldn't be able to track us through hyperspace, but who knows these days. I mean, these days they can't. These days they can't. That's true. In the future, that would be brand new.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they can follow your kind of trying to map your trajectory. So if you want to try and do a dummy jump first, to prepare that. Uh so Illyri, if you want to set a dummy jump, uh, give you a destiny point, that'll be a red, a purple, and a black, because you are kind of doing this under arrest.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, one success, one advantage, one triumph!
SPEAKER_06Okay, you can do it so fast that you won't even have to spend like if you if there's anything else you need to do, you can just you can do it really quick. So if there's anything else you need to do during this chase, you can do it like over charge the shields or anything else. Not during this turn, but Kala, where are you going? Are you going straight up into the air?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm gonna I'm I'm just trying to get out of atmosphere so we can do a jump as quick as possible.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so the gun ships are following you, but they are not space ships. So as you begin rising above the atmosphere, a squadron of V-wing starfighters starts to come after you. These things can go into space.
SPEAKER_02Can you go into hyperspace?
SPEAKER_09Go into hyperspace and get out of here. So are you gonna continue doing evasive maneuvers?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'll just I'll just keep dodging getting hit.
SPEAKER_11Should one of us go into get into gunnery positions just in case?
SPEAKER_02Maybe. There are two guns, a few and uh star Xan wand to hop in those.
SPEAKER_11Uh uh, so you don't need me as co-pilot right now?
SPEAKER_02I don't think so. I'm fine with captain.
SPEAKER_06Alright, well let's let's go for gunnery here. Okay. So these viewing pilots are coming after you. They're going to try and blast you, unless you want to try and blast them first.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Uh so give me a let's be cool versus cool. So each of you to see who's gonna be able to fire first, roll a cool uh against two reds and a purple.
SPEAKER_11How many justice points we got? We have three.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, let's make one of those.
SPEAKER_11I'm gonna flip one, yeah. That might be a bad time to do that, but I'm gonna flip one. One success, two threat. I got one success, two advantage.
SPEAKER_06Okay. So Chris can go first and then Starzan. Uh Chris, you'll have a blue on your Starzan, you'll have a black. Okay. So this is gonna be against two purple. And you also have in your ship the targeting array. So you can upgrade the ability of your gunnery checks twice. You have sniper shot and true aim as part of that. You can actually upgrade your roll three times. Oh wow. You spent a demani.
SPEAKER_02We spent a demani. We know that none of us are naturally good at gunnery, we all need help.
SPEAKER_06Yes, that'll be against uh two purple. And you can upgrade three times and add a blue. Only three success? Jeep. One success, three advantage. So with the brand new quad gun turrets, you can blast these V-wings out of the sky. You can see the Imperial pilots ejecting, attempting to eject just as you hit them, their bodies falling back into the atmosphere of the planet, burning up. You see a little trail of smoke. But now you're fire you're firing on the police. Uh, that's no good. So you see moving into position ahead of you a star destroyer hanging above the street.
SPEAKER_11I was about to I was about to say, uh, do we uh have we upped our star rating? Yeah, your stars are gonna be. Your star rating is going up. We absolutely have, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Can I dodge a star destroyer? Am I able to make that jump?
SPEAKER_06Uh that'll be if you want to try and dodge before they can fire, that'll be your piloting against their gunnery. Give you a destiny point. Uh so that'll be against two reds and two purple.
SPEAKER_02Ooh, two reds, two purple.
SPEAKER_06And your ship, you your ship, because you do have the uh engine ring stabilizer, you do have a plus one to your handling, so you can add a blue.
SPEAKER_02Okay, cool. Blue. Ooh, one success, two threat.
SPEAKER_06You can bypass the Star Destroyer, avoid getting blasted by its guns, but because you got that threat, it's not you can't jump to hyperspace right away. There's too much traffic in front of you. Too many incoming ships. So the Star Destroyer is still on your tail. You can feel the ship starting to jutter as it attempts to lock on with the tractor beam.
SPEAKER_02Ooh, Elyria, can you overc overcharge our shields?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Okay, give me a two purple mechanics.
SPEAKER_04Maybe one day I'll have ranks and mechanics. Whoa, five success, one threat.
SPEAKER_06Ooh, that's a lot of success. Okay, uh, so with two threat, uh, the shields would burn out, but uh, we're still fine. Just take some system strain. Um, so you can add two to defense zones for the round. So the tractor beam is starting to lock on uh Chris and Starzan. If you want to try and blast the tractor beam. Yes, please. So it'll start as a four purple, because you're three silhouette sizes larger than the actual tractor beam generator, but both of you will get a chance to fire, and both of you will be able to take advantage of all of the upgrades. So that'll be against four purple. You can upgrade your roll three times and out of blue. Out of blue?
SPEAKER_11Fucking two advantages? God damn it.
SPEAKER_06Uh so if you want to add another blue stars in. We have that's three blue.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Chris Prime the pump.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. He hit all the places where you like you d where it isn't, so it's like, oh, I need to just shoot there. Uh a wash, but one triumph. Oh. So you can't hit the tractor beam generator.
SPEAKER_11It might be bet it might be better if we don't like hit aim at the cops.
SPEAKER_06But you do, like, they are starting to scramble more fighters. You can't hit the tractor beam generator, but as you're scrambling more fighters to try and take you down, you can blast one of these V Wings, and the debris flies into the tractor beam and just gets sucked back into the generator.
SPEAKER_02Nice!
SPEAKER_06Uh, why don't you punch it, Kala? Give me one more piloting, see if you can escape.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what what's gonna be the piloting?
SPEAKER_06Uh it's gonna be against the gunnery again. Two reds and two purples.
SPEAKER_02Two reds, two purple. What do we have for Destiny?
SPEAKER_06Uh, you have three.
SPEAKER_02Three. I'm gonna flip one so it's at least evenly matched.
SPEAKER_06And D16 sits down and he says, might I?
SPEAKER_02Oh, please, thank you, D16.
SPEAKER_06It's been a long time since I piloted a vessel. I may be a little rusty, forgive me. So he's only just gonna have his robot agility. So his co-piloting, he gives you four advantages. Doesn't uh decrease or downgrade the difficulty, but you can add two blues onto that.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'll take it. And Ooh! Well, not not ooh, I got one failure, but six advantage!
SPEAKER_06Okay. So can Bob and weave through traffic as these fighters and the starter script try to chase you. The fighters are starting to kind of like blast at some of the other ships that are in the way.
SPEAKER_02Ooh. Maybe there's some other armed transports that do not appreciate that one little bit. It's okay, we'll get it on the next pass.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so you're bobbing and weaving, you got six advantages. Okay, that's gonna add three blacks to the gunnery of the Star Destroyer. Oh yeah. That's good. Try and hit ya.
SPEAKER_02Can we flip a destiny point to upgrade it for them?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, give you a destiny.
SPEAKER_02Oh yay.
SPEAKER_06Two failures and three threats.
SPEAKER_02Oh, thank goodness.
SPEAKER_06So you can start out running it, get out of range of of its guns. So it'll probably only be a two-purple piloting now.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Get the rest of the game.
SPEAKER_06It's he gives you a threat, actually. So you add a black onto that.
SPEAKER_02Oh, T16. There's two purple and a black. Three six has one threat, we're fine.
SPEAKER_06You're fine, the ship takes a little bit of extra strain, you're really putting it through the paces, but you can punch it into hyperspace blast off on the dummy route that Illyria programmed in. Get safely away from Coruscant with your friend the D16.
SPEAKER_02Explain to it on the way about Grey.
SPEAKER_06And it looks at you with those unblinking droid eyes and its skull-like KX droid face, and it says, I see.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you know, uh, a lot of people are changing the mind on stuff. A lot of things are changing. And we're probably gonna end up throwing out alliances with a lot of people that we might not necessarily want to under normal circumstances. But you know, Grey, he's a he's he's a cool guy once you get to know him.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I believe that soon he will be quite cool.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I I D s the D16. Baby, you really can't be doing that though. We can't have people turning up to the base and then immediately killing our allies. Please.
SPEAKER_01Very well, I will not immediately kill your allies.
SPEAKER_11Not yet, uh, don't uh I mean, also, like, unless there's a good reason? Uh we we should we should we try to indoctrinate uh uh D16?
SPEAKER_02Look, he's you're not gonna kill the killer enemies.
SPEAKER_11Kill uh enemies for now.
SPEAKER_06Start with the enemies and then kill your friends. Understand.
SPEAKER_11Uh Honestly, you know what? That's as about as weak uh good as we got here.
SPEAKER_02Look, we got a lot of enemies right now. We can we can work with it.
SPEAKER_06We can work with that, absolutely. So you can try and explain to D16 what the deal is as you travel back to the base, and he can divulge to you the location of the ISB's secret prison where you will hopefully be able to rescue Zinn next time on Star Wars Empire Wreckers! This week's episode is brought to you by our top patrons, David B, Eric Charles Perazzo, General Porpoise, Handholder Zero One, Jeffrey Zamuto, Joshua Winter, Laser, LKB, Matthew Lynette, Safira, Suki Nintendo, Thomas Davidson, and Vaginator.