S14E16 - Weddings and Funerals

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SPEAKER_06 0:00

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Star Wars Empire Wreckers, the Toy Story 5 of Star Wars Actual Play Podcasts. Who's ready for a very necessary adventure today?

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Khaliset is ready for a very necessary adventure where you learn that the source of all the problems is those mysterious tablets that keep ending up in a house.

SPEAKER_04 0:22

Hello, Jehovah Crissant, and uh I don't know if uh my character arc just ended after I almost got incinerated in a garbage compactor. I feel as though I wonder I would want people that to know that I have additional memories that I want people to know of that are more happy than almost getting incinerated. I agree, by the way.

SPEAKER_08 0:51

Much like in Toy Story, Stumber's design spin of Stumber and Chris Elements, the no one remembers And much like Jesse in a Toy Story, Illyria was also abandoned.

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And if you're ready to hate short people, why don't you come along with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far far away in Randy Newman's Star Wars? It is the time of terror. The evil galactic empire has risen to power, and the blades of the Imperial Knights enforce the rule of the insidious Emperor Palpatine. With their enemies seemingly vanquished, the Empire has begun the construction of a new weapon of terror, a battle station of immense size and power. With knowledge of the battle station reaching the ears of the Empire wreckers, the former Imperial Knights and their allies set into motion a plan to stop the weapon before it can be brought to life. So last time you uh reunited with Illyria's parents. And it felt so good. And Illyria's father, Illude, turned out how he ended up in the clutches of uh the Imperial Knight Jarek was that he had been arrested while snooping around uh imperial sites, uh, namely the planet Geonosis, which he uh found out was building an immense kyber-powered battle station.

SPEAKER_03 2:18

Ooh, now it's up to us, we gotta get rid of that thing.

SPEAKER_06 2:21

After returning to Alishan, and I assume telling people about this.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:28

Uh you have many allies who may have had uh some thoughts about what to do, some uh perhaps expertise into the Empire's machinations, uh perhaps some uh uh expertise in kyber-based weaponry, some experience with the Separatists and the Decimators, uh, you have Zin of the Senate, you have Gray of the ISB, you have Frank also of the ISB, technically a number of Jedi to help you, and Illyria's parents with their expertise from uh the Chess Expansionary Defense Force. And you have gathered together in a little meeting after everybody had a chance to go away and do their own investigations. Uh there's all of your friends. There's also the what's left of the crew of the Yonder after their captain betrayed them that has been doing some work for you as well, acting as uh go-betweens, going out on various supply runs. You're kind of creating quite a little group of uh rebels on this planet. Rebel rebel. And uh Gray seems to be uh leading the discussion. He says, Is everyone here? Is everyone we're good here?

SPEAKER_03 3:45

I think we're all here. I don't know if everything's good, but we're here.

SPEAKER_06 3:48

Presente?

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Presenting Chrysant.

SPEAKER_06 3:51

Alright, so here's what we know. Uh thanks to Elude for alerting us to this weapon that they're building near Geonosis. Um now, in my experience, I know that uh Geonosis was sterilized. So shortly after the war. Perhaps related to this project, perhaps not. But uh if we're going to be trying to destroy this thing, uh there are a few options. I think maybe we can present them to the group here. The things that have been presented to me that I've kind of written down. Uh option one would be just finding a way to destroy it.

SPEAKER_03 4:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 4:31

Which is possible, we could do that, but uh the Empire does have the resources to build this thing. They probably would have the resources to build another one. So that would delay the creation of this weapon, but it wouldn't end it permanently. Option number two, uh, we could find a way to take out the project heads, the scientists. Uh this is kyber-based weaponry. I believe uh, unfortunately, the group of you were perhaps involved in a uh shipment of uh kyber crystals uh from an ancient Star Destroyer, and he kind of nods to to Relin.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:07

Uh that I believe if my next energy project the Emperor's Energy Project may be connected to this. Uh, I think the project head was uh uh Galen Urso. That is a name that we could investigate, but again, um cut off one head, another will appear in its place, the Empire will just replace them. Somebody who is willing to do the work. Yeah, but it'll start out slow. Option number three, we know these are kyber-based weapons. There are many worlds that they're probably uh mining these crystals from Ilum, potentially uh Jedda, potentially who knows where else. But in order to prevent this weapon from being created, we would have to find a way to neutralize uh all of the kyber across the galaxy that would have the benefit of also disabling the weapons of the Imperial Knights, but it would also be a hindrance if uh you or another group had any interest in restarting the Order of the Jedi. And I have heard other rumors about other types of weapons in my time with the ISB. The Empire may start investigating things that are less stable, dark matter, quintessence, that kind of thing. It could jump start uh an arms race ahead 20, 30, 50 years if we uh reduce kyber weaponry kyber weaponry and we know what it does. The other stuff is a big question mark. So that's an option, but not one that I would uh particularly relish. Recommend now. But all of these options have one thing in common. If we destroy the superstructure and they build another one, those orders come from one person. If we disable their ability to use kyber, the decision to switch to another source of energy, that comes from one person. If we take out the project heads, the decisions of who to hire, that comes from one person.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

Yet they could take out the emperor.

SPEAKER_06 7:07

I think that if we want to stop this thing from being utilized, we need to stop the man who's going to utilize it.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

That was real ambitious.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

Um, he uh not not for nothing, but uh between you and me, I feel like the Emperor scares me, uh, because the amount that he made me trust him. Um the fact that I was willing to do anything for him really was is uh makes me worry about what he's capable of.

SPEAKER_06 7:38

Well then hopefully we can't uh we won't have to come face to face with him. From what I've heard, uh he is a wizard of great power.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

Chris, are you are you worried that uh you'd come face to face with him and be like, you know, Chris, I always believed in you, and then you resolve to destroy him would just like splinter. How do you lose my number one guy? I know you, Chris, I know you inside and out. Not inside, not technically. That's the Zen only. I loved him so much. In a very platonic way. In a normal way.

SPEAKER_07 8:10

He did tell us we were good special boys.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

We were special boys.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

We still are special boys. I know we have to be a good one.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Oh god, a gold star I I could go for a gold star sticker. I know we're all susceptible to that sort of thing, but we gotta stay strong. He was he is an evil wizard. We used to get uh we used to get uh Master Sedjaw to occasionally give us gold stars, so it's like okay, uh an older authority faker is approving of us. We got our fix.

SPEAKER_04 8:39

We need we need dog toys in order to let people know that like we we we we just wanna be loved. We just wanna love and be loved in return. Free to a good home.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Aware of wreckers, please, pet wreckers. But like I I see what you're saying, Grey. Like, did you have something in mind? Because like, obviously, I don't think a uh you know a uh head-to-head assassination is gonna be a good idea against a Sith Lord.

SPEAKER_06 9:09

No, especially uh on Coruscant, where uh the Imperial Knights have their stronghold, where he's protected by Darth Vader and any number of other troops and ships in orbit. Is he giving any speeches sometime soon?

SPEAKER_03 9:25

I and a Quest of the Second, are they near a book depository? Well, I like where you're heavy.

SPEAKER_07 9:32

Including or excluding droid violence.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Look, I don't approve of what happened to the Emperor, but the Emperor proved what happened to the Emperor. Sorry, Craig, go on.

SPEAKER_06 9:50

Well, you said would he be giving a speech somewhere? That, uh, I don't have access to, but uh you're right that drawing him off of Coruscent would be a good idea. And thanks to Elude's reconnaissance, we know that Geonosis is not very heavily defended. They seem to be using uh secrecy as their best defense. The less people who know about this project the better. And this is the type of project that the Emperor would periodically need to inspect himself if only to make sure that the construction workers and contractors are completing things on schedule. So I think that bureaucracy could be our way in. Bureaucracy?

SPEAKER_03 10:34

Do you mean uh kind of going in good like figuring out what his schedule is and seeing whether he'd be uh going near this thing, if they can.

SPEAKER_06 10:44

Then, now destroying the superstructure, regardless of whether or not Palpatine survives this, which I hope he doesn't, we should also make a play to destroy the superstructure. Hopefully we can do them both at the same time. Maybe his ship would be docked with it when it happens. But to do that, we d obviously don't have conventional firepower. We don't have access to the schematics, but we know it is under construction. And a project like this is probably being uh contracted out to somebody that the Empire trusts. And I think that would probably be KDY, the Kuat Driveyards. They and their subsidiaries built the Republic's Grand Army, they did it for ten years in complete secrecy for the Kaminoans, nobody heard of Peep. So I think the Empire would trust them for this project.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

Do we infiltrate the ranks of what were they called again? Kuat Driveyards. Uh do uh do we pretend to be be Zem and then uh uh spring a trap?

SPEAKER_06 11:44

Well, here's what I'm thinking. We c this superstructure, we don't have the weapons to destroy it, but it's big. We can use its mass against itself. If we can get the override codes for the construction vehicles from somebody high up in KDY, we can use them to drag the superstructure out of orbit, send it crash-landing onto the surface of Geonosis.

SPEAKER_03 12:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 12:04

But maybe, if we can time it right, with the Emperor's flagship still attached.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

Yeah, Geonosis is you know is a dead planet now. You said it was sterilized, so it's not like we'd be uh killing innocent Geonosians.

SPEAKER_06 12:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

More than they already have been.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

In order to send the override codes, we would need a ship capable of broadcasting them, and for that we would need a ship that could plausibly be at Geonosis. Now, you mentioned something about a light cruiser that was in the hands of some perhaps allies.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Oh yeah, the one that um Ahsoka Ahsoka took.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

We need to get our hands on some IFF codes, some up-to-date credentials, some security clearances to make sure that we can present that ship as it's supposed to be there. That's that's a future problem. For now, our first step is to number one get those override codes. Number two, get the schematics of the battle station. Number three, get Palpatine's inspection schedule. All of those things would probably be in the hands of one person.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

Can we have like a uh a Sodobird box for all of these moments of this plan? I know podcasting is not a visual medium, but uh You can pretend.

SPEAKER_06 13:11

You can pretend there's a Sodobird box around you. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Visualize it in your in your mind.

SPEAKER_04 13:17

It's in my mind, mind flute music. We need somebody to say I'm in. I'm in.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:25

The plan. And Grace brings up a hologram of a middle-aged man in uh a human man in an imperial uniform. And he says, This here is a uh an imperial moth. He's also a member of a prestigious shipbuilding family that is heavily involved in Kuat driveyards. Now, I don't have any proof that he is, because this is a very secret project, but if anybody would have Palpatine's inspection schedule, the schematics to this weapon, and the override codes to Kuat's construction vehicles, it would be him.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

Okay, so like what do we think? Uh sneak it sneak it into his place, his uh his home, snooping around his computer?

SPEAKER_06 14:08

Perhaps. We don't know uh what kind of personal security he might have, what kind of things he would have on his person. He might be arrogant enough to think he can get away with having a local copy of things. But uh, his name is Moth Loam Eric, and he is holding a wedding for his daughter, Clarion, at his family's getaway estate on Spira. She's marrying a uh Hugo Holowan from a family of droid manufacturers. It's a very uh high society thing. It's a business merger and a romantic venture.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

Is it more a romantic venture than a business ad uh venture, or uh were these two kids forced together?

SPEAKER_06 14:52

Well, it seems to be something that is probably going to pay dividends to both families.

SPEAKER_04 14:56

Yeah, but that's not what I that's not what I mean. I'm meaning if if they're in love, well I guess that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 15:03

Are you wondering if you could maybe seduce the bride away, you sir as a did? Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

No, not everything. I just what if I just love the ancestor of uh what if I just want the be uh the best for these people? You seduce them both separately, Frankenfurter style. And then you bring them both together and you go like it wasn't all bad, was it?

SPEAKER_07 15:26

The women of this line have gone through enough.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

Okay, what if what if you seduce them both separately and you invite them both back to the hotel room and then they see each other and it's like I didn't it's like it's like you look at the Pink Colada song Getting caught in the rain. I didn't know that you love green twinks and getting caught in the rain. We have more in common than we knew. And then you have a three-way. What was the name of this moth again?

SPEAKER_06 15:57

Uh Loam Eric.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

Loam, thank you.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Because Eric Loam is too normal a name for a Star Wars character.

SPEAKER_07 16:03

Because it's dirty, it's like fucking earth like Meyer.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

I just appreciate that this is apparently both a possibly a heist operation and a wedding crash. Fuck yeah. Here for it. Maybe a wife swap if you're lucky. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Wait, who's whose wife are you swapping? Does Chris swap uh Starzan for Clarion? Is Starzan is.

SPEAKER_04 16:30

Well, Starzan, Her Hercules is the entertainment, right? At the best time.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Hercules is the entertainment. Oh, do you have to operate Zen to be your date? Or uh is this a um, hey, we're going separately so we can both F around?

SPEAKER_06 16:41

Well, Zen is actually how I learned about this in the first place. She has still some contacts in the Senate that were able to uh help us narrow down when it would be appropriate to approach and perhaps uh steal from the moth. And this type of event will probably have security. Um, it's likely that the Hollowan family is providing droids. But there's gonna be a lot of people there, gonna be a lot of drunk people there, gonna be a lot of people uh who have access to information, security clearances. The Eric family is a very uh storied and prestigious family in KDY. Uh the Empire uh maybe even sending an Imperial Knight to give the Emperor's blessing to the wedding. We don't know who's gonna be there exactly. Uh Zin wasn't able to get a guest list, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

Uh maybe it'll be Argo and we can just get him to join us too. Does this mean? Okay, does this mean dare I hope, dare I, dare I wish? Is this gonna be a dress-up episode? You will have to look the part.

SPEAKER_06 17:42

You may want to disguise yourselves. You are wanted criminals after all.

SPEAKER_07 17:48

Oh yeah. I'm I made a note in my book that says his daughter Clarion, no relation. Wait, yes, relation.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

Yes relation.

SPEAKER_06 17:56

It's an old family name.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Did you start it? Were you the first Clarion? Not you, but uh Probably not. Were you already Clarion the uh 19th?

SPEAKER_06 18:05

I mean, this is the planet where like every third guy is called Kuod of Kuat.

SPEAKER_07 18:13

Was she named after the ancestor who was a pop star or the ants or the engine?

SPEAKER_04 18:19

That could.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

Or is it or is it like Mormons where it's like you get your secret special name that's been conferred to us by God and you can't tell anyone what it is? And then it's like everyone who goes on a like a certain day of the week just gets the exact same name and there's only like No, is that what they do?

SPEAKER_07 18:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:37

Because like what what are what's uh do we do we have holographic disguises or ways to get those, or should we just like uh do makeup? I can dye my hair. What do you guys think?

SPEAKER_07 18:49

I mean not blue.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

How do you think I'd look as a blonde?

SPEAKER_04 18:53

I'm looking at your character.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Yeah, I can put on lipstick.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Hell yeah, dog. I've got I've got it. I will pretend to be a Wookiee. Just start collecting a whole bunch of hair from the drain. Uh I will. You said uh you said Zinn's not coming, right?

SPEAKER_06 19:11

Well, Zinn doesn't have an invitation. Like, she doesn't have the invitation list. She was the one who knew uh that the wedding was happening. Um she was arrested by the ISB. So she would probably need to be in disguise as well. If you wanted to take her as a plus one, she might be able to she would probably be able to give you a blue on social checks when dealing with like Senate and Imperial people. I I need to take my girl with me then. Even if she just like stays on the ship and like guides you through the earpiece, that would kind of be a uh a general blue you'd be able to add for her advice. Hell yeah, I'm for it.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

You don't want Zinn there to to do a group I i I I I do I actually uh I do want Zinn there, but I'm wondering if it is more dangerous to have her there than to not have her there.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

I mean, could it possibly be any more dangerous than to have us there?

SPEAKER_04 20:01

Fair.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

And then you guys try to zoom someone together.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

I I I will t I will text Zinn, hey, did uh did you want to be on the uh on the ground on this, or did you want to be uh the uh the guy at the desk with the uh with the keyboard?

SPEAKER_06 20:15

So she's standing across the holographic table from you and she's typing into her data pad. She sends you a message of like like two foot emojis, then a table emoji, and then like a reclining person emoji.

SPEAKER_04 20:28

She doesn't want to come. She's okay being the car the the keyboard.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Oh, she wants to put her feet up. Is that how that should be interpreted?

SPEAKER_04 20:37

That's how I interpret it.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

See, because I I was thinking uh interpreting that like, oh, is that like she wants to be dancing on the tables, like she wants to be in the thick of the party?

SPEAKER_04 20:45

No, you think it was to interpret it.

SPEAKER_07 20:49

Considering she's texting instead of calling, I think that answers the question.

SPEAKER_06 20:53

That their feet on the table. She's like in the room with you.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Just hold up your data texting instead of saying anything.

SPEAKER_04 21:01

Well, he was texting her first. You gotta make a perception check on that one.

SPEAKER_03 21:06

How should this be interpreted?

SPEAKER_04 21:08

God damn it. And I'll I I'll text uh I'll text down Zinn. Uh I I know what you're talking about, but can you put it in words so that my friends are?

SPEAKER_07 21:18

Oh my god. Oh my god, are you coming or not?

unknown 21:22

Are you coming or not?

SPEAKER_03 21:23

This is why Elyria can't have a romantic murder.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

The main dude is just like putting on a presentation and we're all just texting Zinn behind his back. All all of uh Chris's presentation.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

All of you were in except for Gray. They're auto forwarded to a group chat.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

So you're just Elyria's just saying to Zinn, Are you coming or not?

SPEAKER_06 21:47

Yes. And Zin, she's like, Well, look, I've always wanted to get fucking shit faced at a wedding.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Oh yeah. Me too.

SPEAKER_06 21:54

Cause a big scene.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:56

If you think it would be beneficial to have me there on the floor, I I will be willing to disguise myself since I am also a wanted criminal.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

I mean, we would all have to disguise ourselves anyway. I think uh having I think having you around would be a uh more of a boon than a blessing, and uh or a bo uh uh a boon than a curse, I should say. Uh uh so I I think you should come along.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

So just to clarify, how was your text to Chris meant to be interpreted? Because I interpret it as dancing on the table, Chris interpreted it as putting your feet up on the table, like you're relaxing.

SPEAKER_06 22:34

Oh no, I said that he would need to give me a foot massage later.

SPEAKER_04 22:38

Oh, that makes sense. Oh we're we're not we're not a perfect couple, but we're getting it. You know what? None of us interpret it as horny, that's the problem.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

That's true.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

We should have known better. Our first instinct. What do you mean, horny? There's just a there's no you uh foot massages don't have to be horny. I know there's a whole um Marcella's there there's a whole uh uh fuck, what's it, uh pulp fiction conversation about this, but you give a man a foot massage?

SPEAKER_07 23:05

I just think when you ask for a foot massage and someone touch starts touching your butt, uh the foot massage is gonna wry.

SPEAKER_06 23:12

Look, all I am saying is that I'm not going to be around uh Frank for a little while, regardless of whether or not I stay on the ship, and someone is going to have to tend to these Tootsies.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

Oh, does Frank do your foot massages?

SPEAKER_06 23:22

If you've never gotten a foot massage from a droid, you are missing out.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Oh, does Frank is Frank here?

SPEAKER_06 23:28

Frank's Frank's there, looming.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

Frank, do you do foot massages?

SPEAKER_06 23:32

I do foot massages.

SPEAKER_03 23:34

Amen. I might take you up on one of those later if you if you're free. But you got real strong hands.

SPEAKER_07 23:39

Does the droid try and touch your butt half a time?

SPEAKER_06 23:41

He looks at his hands, he flexes his fingers, his unblinking KX droid eyes, and he says, Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Uh that sounds a little threatening. It's okay, we know he's just very frank. Anyways, that aside. So so Zid's gonna come with us, we all go in disguises. What kind of disguises do we think? Like Defali come in colors other than green, Chris?

SPEAKER_04 24:04

I think all of us need to uh wear fake mustaches because none of us have mustaches.

SPEAKER_06 24:11

Yeah, cause cause you can send the crew of the yonder to get supplies. Whatever you want, they can bring back. And then I'll just roll to see how uh good they do and if if you'll need to pay out the ass for it.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

Yeah, what do we th what do we think? How how do we all want to disguise ourselves? Do do Falline cut come in different colors?

SPEAKER_06 24:27

I mean generally just green.

SPEAKER_03 24:29

Just green? You maybe change the hue of your green. Yeah, I'll I'll put on some self-tanner and wear a wig.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

I'm afraid I will need a holographic disguise matrix. Yeah, do we have any butt any of those lying around?

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Could the crew of the yawner get us one?

SPEAKER_06 24:46

Uh, we're just gonna put on some makeup and uh we're gonna become very different people and cause the thing about a holographic disguise matrix is it's holographic, so if you need to like touch anything or do any slow dancing, it may not hold up.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

Ooh, slow dancing. I do not want people to touch me. Don't touch me. Yeah, but see, Elyria, you gotta you gotta inhabit a part because if you go and you just act like yourself and you're like, don't touch me, don't look at me, and then people are gonna be like, man, that seems like that autistic Imperial Knight that left.

SPEAKER_07 25:18

Why would anyone say that?

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Well, you have a you have a very distinctive presence, Elyria. Look, if you want to do a uh holographic disguise matrix and just don't let anyone touch you, that's reasonable.

SPEAKER_07 25:32

Okay, do you want to paint my body a color other than blue?

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Do I personally want to do that?

SPEAKER_07 25:38

I mean, since you're off seem to be offering.

SPEAKER_06 25:41

I have also become proficient with airbrushes.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

Oh yeah, see Frank's here to help. Frank's a pal.

SPEAKER_06 25:47

I have been adding my own graffiti tags to the walls.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Oh, cool. I was wondering what those cool that cool graffiti was like was from. I was like, is that from a young hooligan? But I don't think we really got a lot of young hooligans around here.

SPEAKER_06 26:00

And it just seems to be a lot of like QR codes.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

If you scan one, well, okay, is it gonna it's not gonna brick my data pad if I scan this, is it?

SPEAKER_06 26:10

Why don't you try it and find out?

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Can I get a data pad I don't use that often? Get a random data pad with nothing on it and try scanning it.

SPEAKER_06 26:19

You can you can scan it and it brings up like a rotating, like early 90s CGI like landscape of just a bunch of weird random shapes that probably seem very entertaining to a droid.

SPEAKER_03 26:33

Is it like watching the uh the old Windows XP screensaver?

SPEAKER_04 26:38

Ooh. Like the like the uh uh maze?

SPEAKER_03 26:42

Oh hell yeah, I love that.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

I'm not graduated to mazes yet, I am still doing the pipes.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

Hey man, you're doing a great job with the pipes, I love it. Love what you've done with the pipes.

SPEAKER_04 26:52

I like what how you lay Zen pipe. What what? I think I admi I think I would admire his pipe laying skills.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

I'm sure you would. I'm sure you would. But uh yeah, if Frank will help us. Just because just because I like someone's pipe laying skills.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

I'm a fan of how this guy lays a pipe. I don't know what that's what is the deal with pipe laying?

SPEAKER_03 27:23

What Zinn, are you also a fan of how Frank lays the pipe?

SPEAKER_05 27:29

I think Frank is gay.

SPEAKER_03 27:33

Oh yeah, if I I I did kinda yeah, I did get that feeling like he you were gonna he was gonna have a uh an enemies to love us with uh with grey. But anyways. So Elyria, if you wanna do you just wanna like put in some contact, does it get painted human color?

SPEAKER_06 27:48

I mean she could just get put put in some context and dye her hair purple and be a Pantoran.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Oh yeah, that's true. You don't even have to get paint.

SPEAKER_07 27:55

Can I can I wear a wig?

SPEAKER_06 27:57

You can wear a wig.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Do you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?

SPEAKER_03 28:00

When will you wear wigs?

SPEAKER_07 28:01

Right now.

SPEAKER_04 28:02

Fuck yeah. The prophecy has been foretold.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Yeah, I'll I'll uh I'll I'll ask them to bring me some uh some self-tanner and and a wig. Just put shove my my antennae under there.

SPEAKER_07 28:15

And just do them up like little pigtails. You know, as one would have a hairstyle in a sci-fi video game designed by men who don't know the hairstyles of women.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Yeah. Something like that, yeah. There's two little pigtails straight on the top of the head. No, I'll do I'll do self-tanner and a brown wig. I'm a nondescript human woman.

SPEAKER_04 28:36

I will have a very nice suit and a mu mustache and uh glasses, and I will wear a hat.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

Are you gonna get airbrushed a uh a different shade of green?

SPEAKER_04 28:47

No, I don't know you need to go that far, I don't think. Is it time for my alter ego twercules to appear as part of the entertainment? As part of the entertainment.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

Has made enough of a name for himself to uh That's a good point.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Perhaps I should have an I'm trying to think of other guys as other reasons. I could be sec like hired as security.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

Well, because Twercules is kind of known as a like he recently got some fame in like some underworld gladiator arenas. Um That's true.

SPEAKER_03 29:15

If you went as twercules, you are an established presence where it's like, oh yeah, sure, we got twercules as the entertainment. He's a celebrity.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

He he fought that Rath Ghoul. Or uh that uh Starweird. Death Rate? Starghool?

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

That Dementor.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

He happened to be there at that uh that bar for that Bachelorette party when things kind of went wrong for that Imperial Aw, but you know. Yeah, as one does. Yeah, so Star Wars is Torcules, he's hired as the entertainment.

SPEAKER_06 29:41

Star Wars is Torcules.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Star Wars is Torcules. Torquilles has taken over the franchise. That's the next that's the next movie.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

That's that's the uh fan is Torcules. Leave me alone, I'm sick of it.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

That feels like a wrestling thing. Uh Star Wars is Raw is war. Raw is war.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

God damn.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

It's taking over the franchise.

SPEAKER_03 30:03

We'll we'll give our our shopping list to the the crew of the yonder then. Oh, and fancy dressed clothes, of course.

SPEAKER_06 30:11

So uh disguise kits, those aren't um restricted or anything. Anybody who wants to disguise their facial features a little bit uh can use one. Uh and then if you want uh your clothes to have any specific. So there are some clothes that can give you uh bonuses. So you could have banal apparel if you don't want to be spotted. I want to banal the shit out of this apparel. Well, I don't know if I don't want to be spotted. Uh if you want to draw attention to yourself so that maybe somebody else, if you wear resplendent robes, then allies in medium range can add blues to per s perception skullduggery and stealth checks if you're drawing attention to yourself.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

I I I will do I will do that. I can be the guy that distracts while you guys do uh what you need to do. Hello, fellow rich people. And you know, I could still distract people, and having uh uh Zinn with me will also will all already give me a uh a blue here, so I will be resplendent.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

Well, because aren't there like entertainers' clothes or like uh performers performers' attire?

SPEAKER_06 31:26

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Yeah, if you're there to be if at as like uh twerkleys to be the entertainer.

SPEAKER_06 31:32

Adds blue to checks to perform or attract attention.

SPEAKER_04 31:35

Okay, well there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's better.

SPEAKER_06 31:37

Entertainer. So um a cape, if you want a cape, uh a cape is uh 900 credits if you want a cape.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

What does a cape do?

SPEAKER_06 31:45

Uh well it depends.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Um razzle dazzle.

SPEAKER_06 31:48

Uh a black synthetic nano silk capelet with blue satin lining. Once per encounter, you can upgrade the difficulty of a deception check you make and add an automatic triumph to the result.

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 32:01

So if any of you are good at deception, uh that you think upgrading it to get a free triumph would be useful.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Hold up. Can you wear that in addition to the uh the robes?

SPEAKER_04 32:13

It's a cape. It's a cape, so I'd have to wear it on its own.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Because oh hang on a sec. Because how how would that be added if it's not something that's like in here already?

SPEAKER_06 32:23

Uh you would write it down.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

Don't make me do that. Hang on.

SPEAKER_06 32:28

Don't make it don't make this analog.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Okay, notes for the item. Plus cape. Do we all need capes?

SPEAKER_06 32:36

So there is a dark blue Shantung satin cape with baffle weave liner. Adds two blacks to all checks made to detect concealed items on the wearer's person.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

What if we're wearing these as a way to blend in, but then we get there and we're the only ones wearing capes when you stand out like sort of.

SPEAKER_06 32:53

Yeah, that's the same. Don't fuck with these guys.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

It would be weirder if we weren't wearing capes.

SPEAKER_06 33:01

Capes are so last season, you guys. Uh if you if you want to try and conceal any weapons or other items, maybe uh that dark blue cape. Uh a bespoke tailored Pantor and silk capelet in white with turquoise taffeta lining, add two blues to all charm checks. Better than woke, it's bespoke.

SPEAKER_03 33:19

Could I take the concealing cape or the uh the lying cape? Because I wouldn't be able to bring my gun, but like could maybe smuggle in my light dagger. But also, if I'm getting the diplomats' robes that are like this'll this'll give you blues talkie to underlings if we happen to get caught when we're trying to infiltrate. Maybe I should just lead in to be able to lie and then put my lightsaber on my bus. I'm gonna get the lion cape. What was the lying cape?

SPEAKER_06 33:49

The deception cape?

SPEAKER_03 33:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:51

Um that gives you uh once per encounter, increase the upgrade the difficulty of a deception check and add an automatic triumph.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

Okay, sorry. Up upgrade the difficulty?

SPEAKER_06 34:02

Yeah. So turn a purple into a red, but you get a free triumph. That seems fucking worth it, honestly. Is there is there a charm version of that cape? Yeah, there is a there's an add two blues to all charm checks cape. I want that.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

I think I probably have to get that one too. To all charms? Unless there's a performance cape that I can go with my performance rope. Yeah, there's none for performing. Which is weird because a cape is a performance.

SPEAKER_06 34:26

I feel like if two of you are wearing the same cape, uh It'd be awkward. That might be a faux pas. And a clue. Yeah, it's like you're all wearing the ugliest cape, no demand. It's like, why are you wearing that cape? Oh, it gives me good stats.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Cause we I I might want to try to smuggle in my light dagger, even though it would be risky, but it is pretty small. Um how would a model 58 concealment holster work? It says it's built for handguns, but I also my light dagger's pretty small.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

Only only usable for light and holdout blaster pistols.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

Uh.

SPEAKER_06 34:59

Uh, but because do you have any hard points available on your lightsaber?

SPEAKER_03 35:03

Yeah, I have one hard point.

SPEAKER_06 35:05

There is, for one hard point, you can get a hilt masking kit. Ooh, that's good for masking hilts. I love how everything is a kit, by the way. So it's basically like, what is it disguised as? Is it a k is it hitting in it hidden in a cane? Is it like hidden as as like part of a blaster?

SPEAKER_03 35:22

Okay, what if I have it.

SPEAKER_06 35:23

Uh part of a binocular is it like a telescope? This is my eyeglass.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

What if it's something where it's like I I add something so I can strap it to like the inside of my thigh, so if I get the pat down and it's like, what's this? That's my penis. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

Well, um, so the hilt masking kit. The the cost, rarity, and encumbrance of a hilt masking kit are the same of that the item is meant to look like.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

A penis is very common.

SPEAKER_06 35:55

Well, so you would need some synth skin.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

This is my strap. Yeah, if you if you're just in case.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

If you just if you just want to cover it in synth skin and have it and have it dangling, that would be 10 credits.

unknown 36:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:19

Yeah, man, I'm gonna do it. So can I do the optional mods? Make it very realistic, and bump that up to 200 credits.

SPEAKER_06 36:30

Very realistic.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

I'm just gonna turn my lightsaber into a dildo bat.

SPEAKER_06 36:38

Okay, so if you wanna cover it in synth skin, you can.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:42

Uh it's got a vein. It looks very it looks very, very realistic.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

Look what I've done with the guys! Oh man, does it have a special? It's gonna be special where it's like when you go to turn it on, the urethra opens up to let the blade out without damaging the skin. I'm so tired and sick.

unknown 37:04

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

I'm taking both the optional mods, so it adds two failure.

SPEAKER_06 37:10

Okay, so it's an it's an insanely realistic. How, because your yours is like a light dagger, so how uh how long is this? How long is your uh hilt normally?

SPEAKER_03 37:19

Uh 12 inches, I think, my guy. Yeah, my dog. I'm swaying.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

The license for that thing? Concealed carry.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

So, yeah, no, it so with the optional mods, it adds three failure to attempts to find and no one wants to touch it.

SPEAKER_06 37:38

Okay, yeah, you can disguise it as a packer.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Hell yeah. Trans-Icon Calliset. Not actually.

SPEAKER_08 37:48

Well, it's almost it'll be over the time people hear this.

SPEAKER_06 37:50

Well, are you are you gonna disguise yourself as a uh as a dude then? Or or is or are you just are you just swanging?

SPEAKER_03 37:57

I'm just swanging. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 37:58

Okay. You still want to wear a dress. You just want to be swanging.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Look, I still I still wanna feel pretty at a I I still wanna look pretty at a dress. I just also want to have a fat a fat swanger.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

We we could give you a fake mustache and call you Sebastian, and you sneak into the party as somebody else. Do you call your 12-inch swangin' thing little Sebastian? Your your 12th knight.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

Okay, I'm I'm Kala. This is my set.

SPEAKER_04 38:30

Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 38:30

I don't know what that means. It doesn't mean anything.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

Set of low hangers.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Okay, I I got my disguise. As soon as I got that, I kinda got it in place. Kala's just like standing in place and making it swing back and forth. I'm having fun. Wahoo!

SPEAKER_06 38:52

More than three shakes is just a yeah, so I don't think anybody got anything that's restricted. Uh so you could probably uh get everything for for regular cost. We're good noodles. Nobody, nobody needs a uh like even like a a canister of synth skin is not technically restricted. Yeah. Do you have uh because we have we know that Starzan is twercules? Do the rest of you have alternate identities?

SPEAKER_04 39:17

My name is uh let me look around this room a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 39:22

Uh you you see uh Gray's eating a salad? Chizor salad.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

My name is Danish. First name Dane, last name ish. Dane-ish? Do you tell terrible jokes? Make bad movies. Uh no. No, but I was in bad luck buck.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Okay, Chris Star Z is Torcules, Chris is Danish. I'll be um.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

See in my brain, I just want to do the thing where I swap my first and last letters, but it's like, no, I should actually have an alias. I should just be salaket.

SPEAKER_07 39:59

I'm painting myself white, right? Are you? Or no, I'm doing purple. I'm I'm a what?

SPEAKER_03 40:04

Oh yeah, you're a no, you're not painting yourself. You're getting a purple wig.

SPEAKER_06 40:08

I mean, if you want to paint yourself, you can. With the disguise. They also have blue skin. They have uh yellow eyes, so you do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:19

And they usually have like purple hair. So so you just need a wig and some contact, maybe some uh makeup, because all all of a lot of them they tend to have like yellow face tattoos.

SPEAKER_07 40:28

Yeah, yeah. Light. What's the name of the island of the tempest? Of the Halcyon. Oh yeah. Hey, there's a guy with blue hair on here.

SPEAKER_04 40:36

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_07 40:36

I'm looking at Wikipedia.

SPEAKER_04 40:38

I'm just thinking of other Shakespearean islands. What's the what's the island of the tempest called? Uh do they ever give it a name? Just the island? Does not have a specific name in the play.

SPEAKER_07 40:50

Uh, unnamed. Prosperous island.

SPEAKER_04 40:52

Prosperous island.

SPEAKER_06 40:53

My name is Prosperous Island.

SPEAKER_07 40:56

See who these guys all got weird fucking names.

SPEAKER_03 41:00

Okay, well, I'm dressing up as a uh a generic brown-haired Star Wars human woman, so I will be uh Daisy Jones. Tatiana Maslani.

SPEAKER_07 41:13

Yes, I will name myself Tatiana Maslani.

SPEAKER_04 41:20

That is a Star Wars name, I've ever heard one. Who was almost almost uh Gen Urso?

SPEAKER_07 41:25

No way.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

She was the Asa Butterfield of uh Genurso.

SPEAKER_07 41:29

Huh.

SPEAKER_04 41:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

Okay, what do we think? We ready to uh enact this plan? Do we do we have can we uh fake our invites? Because we don't have invitations.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

Can we sneak in with the uh with the help, maybe? Sneak in with the help? Yeah. They get bust in in a van or something?

SPEAKER_06 41:47

Uh well, you might have to bluff your way in. Um and for her part, Zin, uh, you see her coming out of the ship. Uh she has painted herself purple from head to toe. Uh, and you can see that she's wearing a headdress with a couple of uh fat latex Leku hanging out the back. She's uh she's a Twi-lek. She's going in Twek face.

SPEAKER_04 42:11

Latex Leku is a choice. I uh uh uh I say you look uh you're looking very uh very striking, ma'am. One uh one day we may have to roleplay these characters.

SPEAKER_05 42:24

Oh bonjour, my love. I am just your Twiileck uh love slav.

SPEAKER_04 42:31

Uh and I Dane Ish! Ish of the Danes! And I would like to introduce you to my southern hospitality. Zach is that good? Does that work? Or no? I should try to.

SPEAKER_07 42:46

I really do not like witnessing your feta shit in front of me.

SPEAKER_04 42:51

Can you buy a cowboy head that gives you a teddy?

SPEAKER_03 42:54

We all gotta change our voices. Okay, uh, Elyria, I'll talk like you, you talk like me, okay? We'll switch it up. Hello, I am Daisy Jones.

SPEAKER_04 43:03

Hello, I dang. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

Well damn, Elyria, I thought I thought that was being pretty accurate.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

I wasn't even I wasn't even trying to be tar uh uh Starzan. I was just You gotta be more snotty.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

Oh wait, are you were you doing Starzan? I thought you were doing me!

SPEAKER_04 43:22

No, I wasn't doing Starzan.

SPEAKER_07 43:24

I wasn't doing anybody, I was just doing Okay, okay, I'll do it. I'll do you, I'll do you.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

Um I don't know if we should after all of this, I don't know if anybody should do anything. Walking here.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Yes, that is basically what I sound like.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

It's a little Natasha Leon, but it's also a little Fiona Durif. Hey.

SPEAKER_07 43:44

Hey, Madame. I'm gonna kill ya cause I'm a psychopath. That 'cause that was her character in Dirk Gently.

SPEAKER_04 43:53

Yes. Pretty much in everything on to be honest.

SPEAKER_07 43:57

Well including she's a Durif.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

She is a dwarf. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 44:01

Okay, do we do we're Marshy Tundra?

SPEAKER_03 44:04

What?

SPEAKER_07 44:05

That's their habitat on Pantora.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Marshy Tundra. I thought that was your character name. My name is Marcy Tundra.

SPEAKER_07 44:12

My name is Marshy Tundra.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

That's not a bad Star Wars name. I thought you were t trying out a new catchphrase like, ooh, Marshy Tundra. Like Aichiwawa.

unknown 44:20

Marshy Tundra.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

Do we just want to try to bluff our way in or do we want to try to like uh dummy up some invites?

SPEAKER_07 44:28

I think if we try to bluff our way in. Fucking Garrus from Mass Effect?

SPEAKER_04 44:38

I think if we Starzan.

SPEAKER_06 44:43

What are they, Maori of people who exist on Earth? I guess. Yeah. This is different.

SPEAKER_07 44:49

This is totally different.

SPEAKER_06 44:51

This is different. I'm allowed to make fun of it.

SPEAKER_07 44:53

Uh people also ask, are Pantorans chiss?

SPEAKER_03 44:56

Oh what?

SPEAKER_04 44:58

If we fail, we still have another chance of getting in by sneaking in.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

That's true. Yeah, because if if Chris takes the lead trying to bluff our way in, and then we're all just like your posse.

SPEAKER_04 45:08

Any any and any time you uh there has to be a lie, you could always like bump in. And since we're beside uh Zinn trying to get into this place here, uh I think that gives us an extra blue.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:20

Is that how that works, or how does that work?

SPEAKER_03 45:22

Yeah, that's how it works, I think. Right?

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 45:24

Yeah, let's do this. We're all ready. We all look good. Look at good gag.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

We start punching each other in the arms. We got this. Come on, we got this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

Ow.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

How? How would you do it? I'm sorry, I'm just so psyched. It's been a while since we've done uh since we've done ourselves a a good old-fashioned sneakin.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

Yeah, I love a dress-up episode. Let's roll.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

Oh, he's sneaking everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 45:46

Sneakin' around. Zin Zin says, uh, Chris, okay, so uh my right Leku I put in your laser sword, in the left Leku I put in my blaster. So if we need to pull it out, it's in there.

SPEAKER_03 45:59

Just reach into my brains.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

That is the sexiest thing you've said in an hour.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Oh yeah, Star Z and Elyria, they have you concealed weapons to sneak in.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Um, hmm. A giant sword might be conspicuous. That's why it's so funny that I hid I hid my lightsaber inside of a giant sword.

SPEAKER_07 46:21

Can I just like strap my lightsaber to my thigh and hide it under my holographic outfit?

SPEAKER_04 46:27

Would they allow me a cultural sword?

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Um, I think it might give you away because it's from a very specific culture.

SPEAKER_03 46:33

I mean what if Okay, Star Z, what if you put like uh an orange like sheath, uh an orange silicon condom on yours and you're like, oh no, it's a prop, it's for the Torcules bit. Like you have to have the safety tip on it.

SPEAKER_04 46:46

I think I'll be okay unarmed. I'm a pretty good brawler. Yeah. You are a pretty good brawler. I just wish you were a little bit taller. He's like seven foot one. He's like eight nine, I would call. He's like ten feet tall. We just keep we just keeping it. I just want to let it be known that I said what I said.

SPEAKER_03 47:06

Every episode Starzak gets a little bit taller.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

I think Eden said I was seven foot one last time, and I was like, oh, uh, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

Well, I was the guy who was bad at the end of the day. Now it's can and Star Wars is seven foot one.

SPEAKER_06 47:22

Star Wars is seven foot one?

SPEAKER_03 47:23

He did it again.

SPEAKER_06 47:27

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

You know it's bad too. I was making I was making my notes to write down what everyone's aliases were and when I was writing down Star Z was put Star Wars there too. Uh I blame I'm gonna blame everything today on being sick. I'm just like, I'm sick. You can't expect it.

SPEAKER_04 47:46

I rolled a despair. I ru I wrote a roll to despair. I'm just really sick right now.

SPEAKER_03 47:51

You guys can't hold anything against me. I'm sick.

SPEAKER_04 47:54

I'm a perfect individual otherwise.

SPEAKER_03 47:56

I've never done anything wrong in my life.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

If I commit any war crimes today, it's because I'm sick.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

My tummy hurt! Okay, Jesus. Let's go. Let's roll.

SPEAKER_06 48:07

So, uh, you can set off uh either in your outfits if you want to get practiced at wearing them, or if you want to savor uh your last hours where you don't have to wear them before getting into character, uh, you can and set a course for Spira. Uh now, because uh Spira is a fairly uh popular vacation world, it's tropical, it's in the core. There's nothing going on that you would need to watch out for unless you potentially got accosted by the Empire, so maybe uh an astrogation, maybe uh one purple and a black astrogation just to make sure that you stay away from anybody who might want to scan the traffic.

SPEAKER_07 48:50

Oh, I can take away blacks now. Three success, two advantage.

SPEAKER_06 48:56

Do you want to do anything with those uh advantage? To maybe learn about the planet or where to land or anything else, see where people are gathering, see if there's anything else going on that maybe you could be a part of.

SPEAKER_07 49:08

Do we want to check out anything else on the planet or just get a good place to park?

SPEAKER_03 49:12

Yeah, may maybe you just find like where where are people parking where a ship would not like stand out or be noticed.

SPEAKER_07 49:19

And perhaps like cultural norms of the place. Where are we going?

SPEAKER_03 49:23

Spira.

SPEAKER_07 49:23

Yeah. Some improvements.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

Yeah, let's see if we get a see if we get a feel for the social etiquette of Spira.

SPEAKER_06 49:29

Um well Spira is governed by the tourist guild, so uh the social norms are the customer is always right.

SPEAKER_07 49:37

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

So what I'm what I'm hearing is this a this is not a you gotta stand on the right side of the elevator, otherwise everyone's gonna be pissed off at you, place.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

No.

SPEAKER_03 49:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 49:52

So uh because you got those two advantages, when you set down, um, do you want to sit down like in a uh in a city?

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Yeah. Spaceport.

SPEAKER_06 50:02

We should we should be uh privately privately public. Yeah, so uh one of the larger islands, Ataria, you can set down in the city there at the spaceport. Everything seems fine and normal. Famous last words. And when you disembark, because you got those two advantages on your astrogation, you can hear uh some some chatter. Uh a couple of uh well-dressed, they appear to be nobles. I don't know if you'd be able to immediately identify where they're from. Uh, but it's a couple, a man and a woman, and they're saying they're they're kind of arguing to each other, and the man is saying to the woman, now watch how much you're you're drinking this weekend. I don't need you embarrassing me in front of in front of the moths or in front of the hollow ones.

SPEAKER_04 50:54

The hollowans. Do we uh have we heard of who the hollowans are?

SPEAKER_06 50:59

Uh well, the groom in the wedding is Hugo Hollowan. Okay. So these people are going to the wedding.

SPEAKER_04 51:05

Okay. We we we can we uh we can either follow them or we can take their tickets. How many are there? Uh it's two of them.

SPEAKER_06 51:13

It's a couple of man and a woman.

SPEAKER_03 51:15

See, maybe if we just find another couple people who have tickets and we just keep pickpocketing tickets. What kind of man and woman are they?

SPEAKER_06 51:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:24

What would it be? Would that be skulldoggery to try to pickpocket their tickets?

SPEAKER_06 51:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:28

What would that be for skulldoggery?

SPEAKER_06 51:30

That would be either against vigilance or perception. Probably they're busy arguing with each other, so I would say probably vigilance. Um you are gonna have to pickpocket them, so I'm gonna say that is gonna be a two purple and a black skulldoggery.

SPEAKER_03 51:45

Two purple and a black. I got a yellow, three green. One success, one advantage. Give me those tickets, okay.

SPEAKER_06 51:51

Yeah, you can pickpocket uh the man is carrying them in his back pocket. You can pull out two invitations.

SPEAKER_03 51:59

Okay, cool. Who wants to be uh who wants to take these two? We just gotta find three more people. Well, or or maybe just two more. Well, no, because we need for Chris and uh Zinn. Yeah. Oh, Chris and Zinn, this is a couple. Do you wanna be these ones?

SPEAKER_04 52:11

We could be these ones. Uh uh, do they do the tickets have somebody's name on them?

SPEAKER_06 52:17

No, they're blank, but they but they are invitations for a plus one. So it's like it seems that both of these people were invited, but the invitations allow for a plus one, they just don't need them.

SPEAKER_03 52:28

Oh, so we could all so so Zin could be your plus one, and then Elyria could be my plus one, and then Starzan is the entertainment.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

Okay. Yeah, that's I think that's reasonable.

SPEAKER_03 52:39

Yeah. What do you say, Elyria can't be a good one?

SPEAKER_04 52:41

Like invite as an entertainer.

SPEAKER_07 52:44

I mean, uh oh my god. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 52:47

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, Elyria, do you want to be my date? Sure. We are both very accurate in our accents.

SPEAKER_00 52:57

Pack the cat and have it, yad.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

I do like that I could just talk in a normal voice, but no, I'm not going to.

SPEAKER_04 53:04

We've chosen to do characters.

SPEAKER_03 53:06

I've chosen I have chosen.

SPEAKER_04 53:07

Am I supposed to talk like Chris now?

SPEAKER_03 53:10

Only if you want to.

SPEAKER_00 53:12

Uh just for fun, why not? Hey.

SPEAKER_03 53:15

Oh my god, Starzan, you're even using pronouns and everything. You're really in cancer.

SPEAKER_04 53:20

Shall I win again? Starzan, I feel I can't help but feel as though you're making fun of me. Is that true? Why would Tarzan do that? Oh, that's I mean, no, it's honestly that's fair. Why would Tarzan do that? Why would Tarzan do that? Why would Star Trek? Starzan's name is Tarzan.

SPEAKER_00 53:39

Not Tarzan.

SPEAKER_04 53:41

I'm not Starzan.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

I think it sounded like a little too Diego Luna, not really French.

SPEAKER_04 53:45

Diego Luna. Diego Luna. Anyways, we uh uh uh tit we take their tickets, plus one, plus one entertainment. Starzan's just Starzan. He doesn't.

SPEAKER_03 53:59

Yeah, Starzan is a gift to the the bride and group. Star Starzan is a game. The gift to the party.

SPEAKER_04 54:04

Starzan is good for my heart.

SPEAKER_03 54:06

Torcules is a gift to everyone. Okay, let's try to get in. I'm sure that Chris could bluff Starzan in.

SPEAKER_06 54:14

So as you uh wander through the spaceport, you can see that there are a couple of uh valet speeders nearby that bear the same uh Eric family crest as the invitations do.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

Oh, are they shuttling people to the party?

SPEAKER_06 54:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:32

Let's approach, so show them our tickets.

SPEAKER_06 54:34

And they take them and they say, uh, excuse me, these are only for four. Uh I see there are five of you.

SPEAKER_04 54:41

Oh yes, I'm so uh I'm sorry. The uh uh we are uh we are babysitting for our uh for our friends, and we can't uh uh le uh leave my ne uh my nephew uh alone at this point. What?

SPEAKER_03 54:56

Your nephew Oh this is uh Twercules, you heard of him? He's uh entertainment for the party. Yeah, you heard of the twerkles.

SPEAKER_06 55:08

Uh see if he has. Give me a uh two purple and a black charm.

SPEAKER_04 55:12

Okay, Chris take that. Two purple and a black. So I can take away that black. Uh and then I can add two whites. I can add one blue because of my uh because of my clothes, one blue or two blues because of my cape. Another blue because of Zen?

SPEAKER_06 55:31

Dealing with the valets, yeah, probably. It's all part of the same sort of high society thing.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 55:35

Uh, and then U U, U U, I swear to god, if I somehow fail this. Uh three success, four advantages, and one light side, one dark side. Now we'll use that light side for another advantage.

SPEAKER_06 55:49

Uh because you have to use the destiny point to use light sides. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Um, how many destiny points do we have?

SPEAKER_06 55:54

You have three, but you already succeeded really hard. I'm good. I'm good. Twercules, yes, of course, twercules, the famous stripper slash glad gladiator.

SPEAKER_03 56:03

Yeah. You heard about look at Z.

SPEAKER_06 56:06

Turkle's wear many hats. Well, not at this event, I hope. Uh now the uh the stag and stag at parties are this evening. Uh do you have a boom box or anything? Anything you need to collect uh or bring? We have some a little bit of room in the in the trunk. Oh, I didn't think about that. Oh, do logo bring up the streets.

SPEAKER_03 56:29

Your prop sword, air quotes.

SPEAKER_04 56:31

This prop sword that will have a stripper in it. Sure. Well, for the parties.

SPEAKER_03 56:35

Yeah. No, it's like you slam the sword into the ground and then you spit around it like a pole.

SPEAKER_04 56:41

Starzan jump Starzan. Turcules jumps out of big cake. Here is Big Cake with nothing else suspicious inside of it. Happy Mr. President.

SPEAKER_06 56:54

Do you do you want to use the destiny point to have uh ahead of time baked your sword into a lar long phallic cake? For the staghead party. Nothing wrong with baking a lightsaber.

SPEAKER_03 57:11

I'm sure it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 57:12

It's fine. Well, you just bake the cake like with uh cutout in it.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

You bake the cake, you dig out a trench for the sword, and then you ice over the top of it.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

So you're cream, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:23

Your sword's gonna be real messy when you dig it out, but that's not unusual.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

It's usually messy with blood. Well, I guess there's no blood if you cut out here.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

You just have to hope that like the the the bride does not try to be kooky and slam her face down in the cake before eating it.

SPEAKER_04 57:40

There is a disturbing trend where uh grooms would smash a cake into their bride's face as a joke. Like, aha, isn't this funny?

SPEAKER_03 57:48

Yeah, I've seen that. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_04 57:51

No. Together. How to get a divorce before your honeymoon.

SPEAKER_03 57:55

Okay, so Star Sands lightsabers in the cake or his swords in the cake. We're bringing a dick cake.

SPEAKER_06 58:00

Now we know that we're bringing a dick cake.

SPEAKER_03 58:02

Now we know that we're bringing a dick cake.

SPEAKER_06 58:04

Is that to scale? Haha, just kidding. Anyway, I'll take you up.

SPEAKER_03 58:09

Does he kind of give a look just like, haha, just kidding. Unless?

SPEAKER_06 58:13

Unless.

SPEAKER_04 58:14

Is that four foot dick cake to scale? Is that more dick? Four.

SPEAKER_06 58:19

Like it's a big sword. You can uh get into the valet speeder, putting the cake in the trunk. And they take you up to the Eric Villa, a palatial estate up uh on one of the mountains on the island with a gorgeous view overlooking the bay and the ocean. And you can see that it is uh like they take a valet up there. It appears that they have like a lot of guest quarters. This is a place that seems like they do do a fair amount of entertaining. It seems to have enough to accommodate the guests of both families. So this is like a compound. Like Michael Buble would live here. I don't know why he needs a compound. I uh don't ask questions. That's the rule around here. Don't ask Michael Bublet why he needs a compound. Is that a is that a question that people ask? You don't don't ask that. Okay, okay. What does Michael Buble need with a starship? Kids have disappeared for less. I know.

SPEAKER_03 59:21

So, anyways, we're going to Michael Bublet's compound.

SPEAKER_06 59:24

Yeah, uh, it is it is palatial, and as you land, the valets uh let you out, and you notice a couple of security droids uh stamped with the Hollowan crest uh approach and they say tickets please present our tickets. They scan the tickets.

SPEAKER_04 59:47

Who is he? Uh oh. Uh Z is uh Tw uh Zet is Twirky Lease. He is uh Twitter Z Entertainment.

SPEAKER_03 59:55

For the staghet. The Stagette Party. For the Stagget Party.

SPEAKER_04 59:59

For the Stagette Party, he is part of the uh in.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

Yeah. Do we need to talk to your manager? Where's your manager? Please hold. Oh right, my voice. Manager. I got it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:09

Where is the manager?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:10

And the security droids stand by, and another droid comes out. This is an IG100 Magna Guard, again stamped with the logo of Hollow On Laboratories. And it approaches, and this one seems to have been programmed to be slightly more personable than the basic uh security droids. Uh, but it's still a little brusque, and it says.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:36

My subordinates have informed me that you have an extra guest.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:41

Uh, yes, this is Torcules. He is the the the entertainment for the females.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

He is not on the guest store gift registry.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:53

Well, he's a person. You d did you want us to put a person on the gift registry?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:57

Torcules is the gift. I mean, have you seen his guns?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:03

All arrivals must pass inspection. Do you submit to examination?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:09

Yeah, I mean, you're not hiding anything up your ass, right, right, Torcules? Just these syringe dores.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:17

Does Torcules have like a big comically oversized bow just above his butt? Like he does now stay.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:26

So, uh, Torcules. Um, what would be, let's see. Cause he's gonna scan you, he's probably gonna run your face past like various criminal databases.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:37

Ah, but much like Juggalos. Yeah, you got that sensor back on makeup. Constantly changing makeup. He doesn't usually wear the same face paint twice. It's not like a signature face paint.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:47

It's always like a black. You do have the disguise kit, so you may have altered your feature slightly. That'll add another black. Um yeah. So this would probably be against your skullduggery to change your appearance. Okay. So what's your skullduggery? Skullduggery is three green. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:08

Starzana is more cunning than you'd think, but not good.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:10

Oh! Two success on its perception rule to identify you, and three threats.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:17

Maybe it just identifies you as Torcules. You're no alias.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

Database registry found you are Torcules, pulling up file footage. This was an excellent match.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:30

And you and you can see he pulls out this little like hollow device and it plays footage of your fight against the Star Weird.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:36

Turcules is a conqueror in the arena and the bedroom. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_02 1:02:43

The party will no doubt find you to be most amusing.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

Be on your way. Do not cause trouble.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:56

Trouble is not even in our name. So the guard droids uh let you enter, but probably don't want to get on your on their bad side. You see that they do have some security droids, but also if they've got Magna Guards stalking around, that might be a little bit of trouble as well. You can take your cake. Uh where are you taking your cake?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:16

I don't know. Is there a place to put like a dessert section? Maybe I maybe should keep it away from there, actually, so no one just kind of plugs into it. Maybe I'll be like Is there a certain like private section for performers? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:28

You can take it to the kitchen, maybe. Uh they did on the invitation, there is like room numbers. Uh it is the same room number for both of you, because originally you were just going to be a single couple, but if you want to put it in like your your your private quarters. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:45

Stash it.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:46

And you find uh an itinerary being automatically downloaded to your data pads, much like an unwanted U2 album.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:55

Song of Innocence. What is this shirtless man doing on my doing on my phone?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:59

We're in the mansion. We've taken the cake to our our aside room.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:04

Yeah, it's large. This it's not so much a room as it is like a suite.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

Ooh, wow. We're living large.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:10

Yeah. You can see uh there is a view out onto the pool, which uh has a view out onto the bay, which has a view out into the sea.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:21

See, there are people who uh have begun uh enjoying the pool. They're swimming around, relaxing, lounging, chit-chatting about whatever it is rich people talk about.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:31

Rich people stuff.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:32

Uh yes, the bare sterns, yes. Supergirl, the box office. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:40

I've replaced all my workers with droids, and then I hired a droid to look after the other droids.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

No, I don't see why uh why people need to now my factory. Okay, do we want to uh do we want to try to to hobnob or just get right into snooping about?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:01

Let's snoop. Let's uh let's see, let's get our bearings.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Yeah, let's go for go for a little snoop around, see if we can get an idea of where uh loam's quarters may be.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:12

Okay, so that would probably be a uh do you want to so this would probably either be perception or stealth or cool. Let's see.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:23

I'll do perse- Mine is the same for every single one. Because it depends what you want to do.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:37

Because perception will draw attention. I'm gonna be cool. I'm gonna be cool and draw some attention here. But probably stealthy. Or charm. Yeah, probably charm.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:46

Perception would be like if you want to actively look, but you might get caught. Cool would be if you want to just sort of seem like you belong there and maybe passively find stuff. Um and that's stealth would be if you want to if. If you want to actively stay hidden, maybe see how deep in into the uh palace you can get, like it's a Scientology building. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:06

Could I choose like a charm to attract attention to be like, haha, look at me and not the people sneaking around. Start your performance. Performing, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:14

And what what would I roll for for charms to get out of here? Get out the baby oil. So if you want to work together, um either uh you could combine your rolls, use one person's uh presence and one person's charm, or one of you could roll and the other could provide assistance with blue. Um, I'm pretty I'm pretty charming.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:35

Like I I I feel like I should charge. Oh, are you gonna be the carnival barker to hit me my operation? Stephen. That's legitimately what I was just thinking. Hell yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:45

Alright, what what's the uh pool? Uh so that's gonna be you're gonna have to attract these wealthy nobles. That would be against their cool, so that would be against a red and two purples.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:55

Two success and one advantage and four dark side, so ladies and gentlemen! Well I'm I've I'm committed now. Ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:06

Gaza round, gaz around, everybody. She starts like clapping her hands. Where where are you guys doing this? Uh are you going like down to the pool?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:17

Are you uh Is Does the pool have like a waterfall kind of thing?

SPEAKER_06 1:07:22

Yeah, yeah, it's got like a little grotto area.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:24

Yeah. Uh uh okay, and then uh you you go behind the uh things like uh ladies and gentlemen, uh we would like to uh yeah, we would like to introduce you to the wonderful, amazing, wouldn't you love to have a minute with twercules?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:43

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_05 1:07:46

It's so fucking hot. Oh look at that twerkulist. He's got his body glistons. Uh his glistons.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:59

Is that voice Zinn or is that uh the party guest?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:02

No, that's Zinn. She's uh cycling through accents here. She's trying to help.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:07

Can can he roll or I guess uh my charming is good my charm is good enough to where he doesn't need to roll any kind of performance or anything.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:16

Well he was helping you out, so. This is this is to cover the people who were sneaking around. Uh yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

Which I guess that would be me and Elyria there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:24

Gotta have some hot stuff. Gotta have some love now. Look at him as his muscles glisten. Look at him as his muscles dance. Look at him as he does a topspin on his head, and you could see under his pants. So I'm doing a topspin on my head? Yes. Am I ray gun now?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:47

You think you could do a topspin?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:49

A more successful ray gun. Just flopping around like a dead fish. They won't that that won't matter because you have something that raygun doesn't have, and that is beautiful muscles! Did everyone get their tickets? To the gun.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:06

To the gun show.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:07

Pew pew. Oh wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Holding. What's your what's your Chris on what's Chris on its fake name? Uh Dane-ish. Dane-ish. Did you bring a med pack? Uh and then I I I I kind of like uh look on my body. It's like med pack? What do you need them?

SPEAKER_08 1:09:22

Why do you need a medicus Hercules is cut?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:27

And then I I start fanning myself as I fall over and then it's like uh helping me not fall.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

Yeah, does it like dramatically catch you while you fade?

SPEAKER_04 1:09:40

You're swooning in Zid's leg. Oh my god! We we're we've created some serious panto shit here. Love this. This this distraction directed by Baz Lerman. Who is somehow straight?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:57

Okay, so while that's happening, can Elyria and I go sneaking about in the compound? And would that be to be us should we be rolling stealth to avoid being caught or just perception to keep an eye out?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:10

Well, uh, Chris and Starzander drawing attention, so you could probably just do perception.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:15

Okay. What would that be for perception?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:17

So you're just trying to locate uh the Moffus?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:20

Yeah, let's find the Moffus to see if we can find his uh his Moff pewter.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:25

Okay, so it's probably not gonna be too hard, but a lot of the doors are closed. You wouldn't necessarily know just by looking at it. So that would probably be a two purple and probably one black perception. I can move a black.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:37

One success, two threat.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:39

Uh three success. So uh you can find the Moffus because uh he comes out of it. Oh. Uh you can see a middle-aged, got a bit of a paunch, grey hair, slicked back, thick mustache. Sloppy sticks. And he says, Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:00

Hello.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:01

Is there anybody out there? Can I help you find something?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:05

Y we were trying to find the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:09

We have uh several here in the facility. Is there one that you're looking for? The ladies' room. Oh, all our bathrooms can be used by anybody. We don't segregate here. Oh, uh, which one is closest?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:23

It's very urgent.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:25

Oh, well, let me show you. Let me show you.

unknown 1:11:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:28

And he and he walks, and you can tell he's got uh a bit of a limp and he says, Don't mind me, I'm just walking a bit slow. Got a uh cybernetic from the war. Got a took a bolt to the knee from a B2. Oh, a B2. Yeah. What was that like? Uh painful as hell, but uh, you know my sergeant, he lived to fight another couple of battles. He was a good man. Good man. They say those clones uh ain't people, but I fought with them. I know they got souls just like you and me.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:03

Did he used to be an adventurer? He doesn't know that we're adventurers. You are so so so right, Moff Eric Eric.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:14

Oh, please please call me Loam. You are so right, Loam. Yes, well, you know, I preferred a a life of uh serving my country rather just than just sitting on the sidelines and playing politician and businessman, but I got dragged into it anyway. Ended up as a moth, I don't know how. Ain't that?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:38

Well, you are doing a great job, sir. We're all happy that you are uh doing it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:46

Well, it's good to hear. Where do you hail from? Uh I don't recognize your face. Oh, I'm uh I'm Daisy Jones. Uh that's a strange name?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:58

Of Alteron.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:00

Oh, old Darren. Yes, yes, yes. Uh do you know if the organas are gonna be here?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:07

I I uh I I couldn't say, sir. I'm I'm not uh I I've not been in contact with the family. Oh, what about the Olgos? Oh yes, I think they're supposed to be here. Fuck. Sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:22

I can't stand those Olgos. They had one war hero in their family four thousand years ago and they don't shut up about it. I thought that planet was supposed to be peaceful.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:33

Oh y yeah, no, they're the they're the worst. Hate 'em. Well, I too can't.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:38

Suppose if I gotta put up with an Olgo or two, it's uh that'll be fine to see my baby girl happy on her wedding day.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:48

Yeah, we're we're all really happy for Clarion. Yes, yes, yes. Well, here's the shitter.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:54

Enjoy yourselves.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:56

Thanks, I'm gonna have a good shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:58

And he hobbles off down the hall.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:00

God, fucking old man. There's the shitter. Praise be to you and yours.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:08

You know how to use the shells. Right?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:11

Oh, I know. I know how to use the three seashells.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:14

Spread and scoop? That's what I'm thinking. So you can you can go into the bathroom um and you see that the Hollow Ones have donated some state-of-the-art toilets. They swivel their heads and they beep a welcome to you.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:27

Wait, the toilets swivel their heads? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:29

They've got like a shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:30

Why do the toilets have heads?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:32

They're droids. Are they going to sing a jaunty tune?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:37

Am I like peeing in their mouths?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:39

Well, no, like their bodies. They like where the toilet tank would be is like this like uh flat cylindrical like droid head. And it says, Welcome. Select your hands. Don't like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:50

I got a real shy bladder.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:52

Would you like music to accompany you?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:54

Okay, I'll try to go pee. Keep up appearances.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:58

And it and it plays a song, uh, some classical music, um, as as is appropriate for uh the the the venue. It appears to be, if you were at all a connoisseur of music. Um it is a classical uh arrangement of a song composed by uh a member of the Eric family eons ago.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:22

Ugh, this song plays, I just feel like I'm being watched for some reason. I'll I'll enjoy this uh this classic Meyer Bob while while I go pee.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:33

Do you require bidet function?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:35

Oh god. Oh sure, I'm I'm I'm feeling fancy. Let's uh let's spritz me. Would you prefer parfum or plain?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:43

Smelly ass.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:44

Would I prefer what? Parfum or plain.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:47

Uh plain.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:49

Spritzes you with regular water, no additional scents.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:52

Yeah, no, I don't need that that's just a yeast infection infection waiting to happen.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:57

I am detecting some excess minerals in your urethra. In my urethra? Yeah, in your packer.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:06

Oh yeah. No, no, uh, that's um that's a medical condition, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:11

Would you like me to make you an appointment with the nearest urologist?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:16

Nope. No, I would not. No, I would not.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:18

Thank you though. You're welcome. I have your biological data on file if you should need to make an appointment.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:24

Okay. That that sounds good. That sounds side.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:28

Uh this seems like a hypochondriac's worst nightmare.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:31

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:32

You're you have abnormalties in yourself. Would you like to get the database and upload it to the database?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:42

We're you're in the ass database now for anyone who's curious about your ass.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:46

Did Doge design this? You can go to the sink and the sink says, Let me help you with that. It sprays you with water that matches exactly the temperature of your body.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:56

It's like I'd be in it's like I'd be spritzed by nothing at all. Nothing at all.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:00

Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:02

Okay, after after that.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:04

You can leave the sentient washroom.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:06

After I leave the sentient washroom. Was Illyria in there with me, or did Illyria just like uh when when moth loam started leading me away, did you just like go to the room? Can I just slip in?

SPEAKER_06 1:17:18

You can you can look in and see Kala having a conversation with the toilet.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:23

No, I meant like slip into his office after he left his office.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:26

Uh if you go back to his office, it is locked.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:29

Hmm. My skullduggery isn't great.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:31

Yeah, there there is uh a hole to insert an imperial code cylinder though.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:36

The cylinder must not be damaged.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:39

We don't have one of those, I don't think.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:41

No, but he does.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:42

But he does if we uh if we want well, if we want to pickpocket it off of him, that would also be skullduggery. You gotta find him again. Go pick his pocket. Maybe he'll go down and get distracted by the twerklee show, it'll be real easy to rob him.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:56

You gotta work that ass a little bit more there, twerklees.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:59

Isn't it Chris who's good at uh pickpocketing?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:03

I'm also good at pickpocketing. Actually, I think I'm better than Chris at pickpocketing.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:06

Yeah, I'm not great, I'm not great at any uh uh at most thery.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:11

Yeah, that's cunning, man. I'm the I'm the liar. I'm the I'm I'm the scumbag.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:17

My old character is a scumbag.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:19

This one's just a cumbag. Oh dear.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:24

You are scumbag and cumbag.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:28

You're the group cumbag.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:32

Is that a new is that a new category in Pornhub?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:34

Maybe. Can you show me a category?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:36

How do you know that it's not already?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:39

Is it a l is it? Maybe you got the inside scoop.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:43

I check these things. I check them.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:46

I check them daily, I check them twice.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:48

Every single category. I'm like, does it exist yet? And then when it doesn't, I don't create it. I just wait because I know it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:56

Okay, what was happening? Okay, can it can Elyria and I see if we can find uh Loam again and see if I can pickpocket his code cylinder.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:09

Uh yeah, you can find Loam. He's beginning to mingle with the various guests until a butler droid comes and takes his attent and he heads off following the droid to do some kind of uh wedding thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:25

I sneak behind him and just uh my hand in his pocket.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:28

Okay, so this will be a skullduggery then. Uh it'll start as two reds and a purple. Since there is a droid that is following him, uh, and kind of telling him where he needs to go for for what he needs to do for the wedding, and you are sort of more out in the open now. That is also gonna add two blacks.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:49

Two blacks.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:51

And he is in uniform, so uh do you know where Imperials wear their code cylinders? It's not on the dick, is it?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:57

Up their butts.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:58

Around the corner. No, stick it up your butt. It's kind of uh on the front of their uniforms by their armpits. So gonna give you a destiny point to upgrade the upgrade the difficulty again because it's like on his front that you need to slip it out of. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:14

Oof.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:15

I could flip another destiny point and get a yellow, get another yellow. That gives me two yellow, two green. Is this a bad idea? Yes. Oh, that was a really bad idea.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:26

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:27

Got three advantages out of despair.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:30

Woo! Can't can't you get rid of a despair and make it two threats? That's for a deception.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:35

Oh, never mind. You feel this metal hand clamping on your wrist, and you can look and see an IG-100 Magna Guard saying, Hands off the moth.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:45

And then he turns around and he says, Oh, oh, it's you. Did you enjoy the toilet? Oh, look, unhand her, unhand her. She is a guest here. This is a good advantage to have. This event. And she's no trouble, no trouble at all. Look at her. She's a stick thin. She couldn't harm a fly.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:03

I I couldn't. I could not. I I just bought it to thank you for your hospitality. The bathroom was so great.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:11

Oh, it's no matter, no matter. It's those uh danged old new fangled Hollywood toilets. They insisted on gifting us, but I don't uh I don't know if I really like them.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:22

I prefer the little too invasive, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:25

They collect all of my information. I don't know what they're doing with a database of stools. Uh uh, it just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't want that information floating around out there.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:38

Yeah, it's a it's a little weird to have the toilet talk to you.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:43

Yes, yes, it's it's strange. Back in my day, the only thing the only conversations that happened in there were between two men on either side of a hole cut in the wall.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:53

As That's what that hole cut in the wall is for. Hercules thought it was for sushi. Where are you going?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:06

I don't understand why that floppy piece of raw tuna you must be put through.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:11

That was tasty.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:13

Took a bite out.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:15

You going? Come back. Sushi being fed through a hole in the wall. Where are you going?

SPEAKER_05 1:22:23

Praying to the porcelain god, if you know what I mean. Oh, I've had uh this guy. Few unfortunate nights in my time.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:32

Wow, I'd love to hear about that. Let's go get some drinks.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:35

We're getting a whole like educational like commercial about these these toilets here.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:41

Well, I've got some uh some things to attend to here, actually. Some, you know, father of the bride business, as it were. But uh if you'd like to catch up later at the bar, that would that would probably be good some good conversation. I haven't had uh uh I hope I don't seem too presumptuous, but uh yeah, lovely lady hasn't uh said much to me since my wife passed away in an act of corporate espionage.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:13

Wow, that sounds like it must have been really it's probably been lonely for you.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:30

That's why I accepted all the help from the Hollow ones, these droids around here, you see. I don't want anybody getting into my secrets and uh using them.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:40

That would be bad.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:41

Yeah, we'll You wouldn't believe the security things that I've had to had installed in my office. Uh oh, if somebody were to go in there, they'd find themselves with a nasty surprise, I'll tell you. Well, it's a good thing I keep my code cylinders with me, or else I might get blown to hell if I step in in the wrong place.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:01

Wow, that sounds like it's really good to know about. Uh, but why don't yeah, why don't we meet at the bar later and we'll talk more? Yes, of course. I think I'd I think I'd like that. Me too. Tootolooo!

SPEAKER_04 1:24:18

He tootles off. This d this dude rules. I want him on our side. Join our crew. Don't you want to be part of a rebellion? Doesn't that sound cooler than anything that you can do? Would you like to wreck some empires, sir, instead of toilets?

SPEAKER_03 1:24:34

Would you like to see our base glory hole? Where are you going?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:40

Where are you going? Come back. Hear us out. It used to be an airport.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:47

Boys be honest. Do they have glory holes in the airport washrooms in the men's side?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:53

I haven't seen any.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:54

I mean. Have you been looking?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:57

No, actually. Uh government officials are getting arrested, so uh. That's all I know. Well, you didn't hear it from me. You didn't hear from me.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:08

Well, dang, I might I might have to wait till later to try to get the code cylinders off this guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:13

Uh we're still when to get them from him. This guy's going to be so I take my pants completely off and leave them at the front of the door when I go use the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:24

Just in case I need full mobility. Why don't you meet me at the glory hall, dude? Well shoot, I don't know. I I cause I guess we await till after the wedding ceremony when Twercules has to go be the entertainment for the party.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:41

Well would like during the wedding ceremony be the perfect time to snoop around. Honestly, probably during the wedding ceremony because everybody else should be should be distracted. I mean, other than guards, but we get by those.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:54

The day prior to the bachelor and bachelorette parties. So that's it.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:58

So the wedding ceremony would not be for like a little while. At least like a couple of days, probably.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:03

Oh, okay. It's probably better well, let's see if we can work sooner rather than later, maybe. Maybe we don't even need to show up for the wedding. Right. We're gonna have to sit through that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:13

Yeah. Well, because he he said he would meet me at the bar later. If the wedding ceremony's not for a few days, maybe it's like in a few hours. Meet him at the bar and try to get his stuff, and then after everyone's asleep.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:24

Yeah, it seems like one of those weeklong weddings that's like when is this over? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:30

Yeah, because like i is there is there a way to like duplicate a code cylinder?

SPEAKER_06 1:26:34

Probably not that they're designed to be like specific keys for specific people. But like, I don't think you would have the tools anyway.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:42

Cause like, okay, what if we wait till this guy they get this guy alone later? I'll try to pickpocket the code cylinder off his tits and slip it to one of you guys. I'll just keep him talking while one of you uh like slips away to his office and uses the code cylinder to bust in. Or, being more charming, Chris slips in ahead of me and is like, Why do you want to talk to that dusty, uh dusty old human when you can talk to me? And we can find out where on the Kinsey scale this guy lies.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:15

I do, uh uh Chr uh Chrissant does uh go through the entire spectrum.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:22

Chris does go through the entire spectrum, or we both go there and it's like you to charm and me to pickpocket, and it's like you could have both of us old man.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:33

Uh uh Chrissant abides by the Harkness rules?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:37

Where any species is game as long as they're of age to consent and uh have the brain power to consent.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:45

Yeah, Chris, you use your pheromodes. What do you say, Chris? Do you want tank team this old man?

SPEAKER_04 1:27:50

Let's tank team this old man. Fucking uh I'll take the high road, you take the low. With your mighty in juice.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:01

What do we think? Okay, can Chris and I wait by the bar until he comes and joins us?

SPEAKER_06 1:28:06

You can uh wait by the bar. Wanna use perception to keep an eye out for him?

SPEAKER_03 1:28:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:12

That'd probably be a uh maybe a two purple and a black.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:15

For what's the rule for that? Perception. Perception. Two purple and a black.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:20

One success, three threats.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:22

Four success.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:23

Three success, two threats, and a triumph.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:26

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:27

One triumph, one advantage, but no success. Okay. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:31

So Chris Illyria Cala, you can all see uh the moth when he returns. Uh Chris and Illyria. Uh, because you got threat, you can see that he's changed into more casual attire, and he does not have his code cylinders with him.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:48

Ah, dang.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:50

Oh, but Starzan, uh, you don't see uh him coming. Starzan and Chris, you both got a triumph. So you can see uh he was talking about like uh potentially other people that were gonna be snooping around. And you can see that there is a middle-aged woman about his age, uh, that has kind of she's sort of been like lurking a little bit around the bar. Um, she seems like, as people who are sneaking around trying not to seem like they're sneaking around, she's behaving like you.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:32

Pretty suspicious if she's acting like us.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:34

She looks like uh she looks like a Kwadi noblewoman. And Starzan, um, because you also got an advantage, there is also kind of down at the far end of the bar, uh there is a woman that's kind of like glancing at you periodically. She doesn't seem like uh she's a noblewoman or somebody who's like doing corporate espionage, but maybe maybe she just likes you. Ooh, a seed thief.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:03

Maybe she's just a fan of Torcules.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:06

Maybe she's just a fan of Torcules. Does she have any dollar bills?

SPEAKER_03 1:30:10

She's shyly fluttering it at you. Over here.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:15

Well, the bar is free, so uh you don't know what kind of currency she's carrying, but based on what she's wearing, she's got she's wearing like a form-fitting, sleeveless, high-collared, and at certain angles you can tell backless uh black and red dress. Ooh. But she is kind of baggy else. Yeah, if if if you know you glance her way, if you share her glances, she does send a drink your way. Ooh. Is it uh poisoned perhaps? Uh do you want to detect if it's poisoned? Sure. Uh that would probably be a perception. Okay. Or maybe medicine. Uh let's do perception. Medicine is not great for Starzan. This came from the bar. She didn't touch it, she just ordered it from the bar. So it'll be a one purple perception to see if it's poisoned. Okay. Two advantages. You can't tell if it's poisoned, but considering she had nothing to do with it, it's probably not poisoned.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:24

Even though, uh, Starzan will pour on his chest seductively. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:32

You're not drinking, just dumping it on yourself.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:35

Yeah, she kind of she kind of like raises her glass in a toast and she nods at you before taking a sip of her own. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:42

And then you just dump it on yourself.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:46

Starzana is hot.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:47

Ooh. Yeah, you you pour it on yourself, it just steams and sizzles because you're so hot.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:54

Perfect. So you pour the drink on your chest, she kind of like toasts you, uh, and then she comes over. And she says, Hello, I couldn't help but noticing across the bar you pouring your drink all over your chest for me. Hercules enjoys the dampness. Oh my. Well, I don't mind uh making a man wet. I'm Trilla. Honored to meet you, Torcules. Does that ring any bells to me?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:19

Or should it? Trilla. Yeah. Trilla the thriller. Trilla the thriller.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:24

Who am I? Perhaps. We'll see. What brings a specimen like you to a wedding like this?

SPEAKER_08 1:32:32

Turcules is entertainment.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:34

Entertainment? Disflexes, does the gun show. Very amusing. Most muscular to the traps. Did the entertainment bring a plus one to this venue? Um, the Turcules left cat at home.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:49

Ah, no pussy.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:53

No bitches! Strong and nurturing. That's uh quite an attractive combo.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:01

Here you go. Ladies love cat dads.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:04

Ladies love cat dads.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:06

L cool uh uh C D L C D L C D. It is funny having this person flirt with the most asexual character in the game.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:16

You c okay, you're saying the most asexual character in the game with Illyria is right there.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:23

I was gonna say. What does Torcules do when he's not twerking?

SPEAKER_08 1:33:27

Uh fight in the battle pits!

SPEAKER_06 1:33:29

Oh, you don't say you are a uh a warrior as well. A conqueror. Have you ever spent any time in the Tapani sector? Does that sound familiar? Uh give me a knowledge core world, probably a two purple and a black.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:42

One failure.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:43

This does not sound familiar to Torques. Uh well you should. Uh they have a uh I think it's a fad, but they uh have quite a robust dueling culture out there. They use uh light foils, uh imitations of the old Jedi's laser swords to uh to combat one another for honor and well, whatever the reasons they happen to come up with. I've I've become fairly practiced at it myself.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:13

A sexy duel?

SPEAKER_06 1:34:14

A sexy duel? But if you have not uh practiced with the blade, that is neither here nor there. It's a shame. I like a man who knows how to handle his sword. Gang, what do?

SPEAKER_03 1:34:28

I don't know, Starzan, she's talking to you. What do you what do you think you do?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:33

Fight her well. Starzan is trying to maintain the important bond of uh not spreading a seed for uh to avoid a civil war.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:48

Is Starzan uh socially savvy enough to recognize that that's what she's getting at, or are you just like, I will hit you with a sword?

SPEAKER_04 1:34:58

I think I think Starzan is generally suspicious of seed stealers.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:03

You see seed stealers on every corner.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:07

He was raised to keep the seed strong.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:09

Man, that's a weird thing to be raised to do. Son, never use it.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:12

You don't want to start a civil war. If your offspring will usurp you.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:16

Hello, my ten-year-old son. Let me tell you about semen retention.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:20

That's the whole point of the King Arthur myth. He banged one witch and then she birthed the son that killed him.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:25

Never bang a witch.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:27

Yeah. Never bang a ship. That's the whole point of the King Arthur myth. Don't trust a hoe. Never trust a witch.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:32

Every Starzan inevitably dies by getting stabbed through their gut and then pulling the s themselves through the sword.

unknown 1:35:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:42

I don't know, Starze, what you want to do.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:45

Can we pump her for information?

SPEAKER_03 1:35:46

Are you are you gonna?

SPEAKER_04 1:35:48

Greg. Well done. I mean, what what kind of information should we get?

SPEAKER_03 1:35:51

Well is she.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:03

Yes. Is this a Selena Kyle and Bruce Wayne situation? So what is your uh perception against her then, Starzan? What's your perception?

SPEAKER_04 1:36:14

Uh I believe it's two greens and a yellow, and I can take a black off. Um two I can take two blacks off. Two greens and a yellow.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:20

Okay, so that'd be Starzan is nobody's fool, but he does not have that ability. Um, okay, so I had her roll against you just to see if she's hiding anything, if she's being cool at all. Because probably uh, you know, this is a random woman that is talking to you for an extended period of time. She's probably just not a uh a time waster here. But you get the sense that like she does definitely seem to be very competent. She definitely seems to be a woman who has a high degree of control of what she's doing and why. Uh she's she seems to be somebody who does not frivolously take action. So regardless of like why she is, like there is her intent may simply be as basic as it seems, uh, but it is there is a s you sense a certain amount of sort of uh calculation behind everything she's doing.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:15

What's her name again?

SPEAKER_06 1:37:16

Trilla. What bring Trilla to wedding? Oh, I'm an envoy of such and such and so and so sent to just uh make sure that uh, you know, uh my employer's presence is felt at this gathering. But I'm not here to discuss business, I'm here to get drunk.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:37

Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:38

Starzan will buy her a drink. Uh what do you buy her?

SPEAKER_04 1:37:41

I don't know, a Pongfar? Um what's what's the seat? What did she get me? Uh she got you something that smells expensive. We'll get both of those and then I'll pour it on my chest.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:53

Maybe Cheryl pour hers on her chest too. Yeah, yeah, they're learning.

unknown 1:37:58

Learning that.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:00

When in her own, right? She she does uh she takes the drink and she she pours it on her chest as well. Perfect learning. Is this something they do a lot where you are from, Twercules?

SPEAKER_08 1:38:14

Hercules not remember much of where Twercules from.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:18

Looks all sad. Oh, you're all mysterious. Doing the Don Draper form of seduction.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:22

Oh, have you been- Buying drinks, being a drunk mess. And she like puts a concerned like hand on your hand and she's Twercules, have you been trafficked?

SPEAKER_08 1:38:32

Oh no. Uh-oh. Twercules not know what that means.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:37

Oh no. Are you do you want to be twercules or are you being twercules against your will?

SPEAKER_03 1:38:44

Oh, do you don't know Twercules lost passport?

SPEAKER_08 1:38:50

Twercules come from home planet, where Twercules important person, and then twercules taken from home, and responsibilities forced into learning weird religion.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:03

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_08 1:39:04

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:05

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_08 1:39:06

Twercules raised with responsibility. Twercules never know what never been asked what twercules want. What does twercules want?

SPEAKER_03 1:39:19

Oh, twercules!

SPEAKER_04 1:39:20

I'm not I I I can't I can't show up and be like, oh, look at the time at the bar with him.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:27

That was the whole thing. You're all waiting for this moth to come back.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:30

Oh, Twercules, he's saying the funniest things.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:34

Oh, twerk Hercules, now's not the time for some uh Oh now's not the time for uh uh uh crisis of self here.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:46

Torcules clearly absorbed the alcohol through his chest. That's why he's talking like this.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:53

Yeah, you know, I I hear that, you know, if you uh if you're doing drugs, if you rub it on your nipples, you soak it up faster. Faster. You soak it up faster.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:01

Faster. It's like boofing. So are you guys interjecting then?

SPEAKER_04 1:40:06

Twercules chest boofing.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:08

Are you are you interjecting to save Twercules from a life of independence so he doesn't uh do anything without your express approval and consent?

SPEAKER_04 1:40:16

Uh I I I feel like this person is wanting to take advantage of our friend Twer uh Twercules here, so well I'll though probably not, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:26

Look, we can't have this person trying to intervene to free Twercules.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:31

At this point, no. Well, she she sees you gathering around Twercules and forming a uh a robust uh cage, I guess. And she says, Well, uh, if you decide that you do know what you want, here's my room number. I'm going to retire. I have some alcohol on my chest that I need to get cleaned up. I should slip out of this dress. She slinks off back to her room.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:59

Like a snake. See that? She's she's kind of a snake. Snake. She's a snake.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:08

My character voice is Microsoft Sam.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:12

Oh my god. Okay, so God, what's even happening?

SPEAKER_06 1:41:17

Uh, well, the moth is the moth is back, and there is also a uh looks like another Kwadi Noble woman that is lurking around, potentially trying to overhear secrets. And then there is this lady who just kinda had a thing with uh Torcules.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:32

Because if I'm talking to the moth, like, Chris, do you want to go talk to the Kwadi Noble lady?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:36

Uh yeah, sure. I couldn't talk to the what uh remind me again, what are we go uh what are we after here?

SPEAKER_03 1:41:43

We're trying to figure out a way to break into his office, because I was originally like, I'll try to steal his code cylinder, but now he's he's back without his coat, so he doesn't have his code cylinder.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:53

Okay. And she and she might be able to get into his room?

SPEAKER_03 1:41:57

Well, I don't know. She's lurking around like she's looking for secrets, so she might be uh amenable to helping us bust in if she's also looking for something.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:05

Okay, I am going to bust this girl. Yeah, bust this lady. Bust this lady. Bust this woman.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:12

You can approach her. She's uh middle-aged, uh, noblewoman. She's dressed somewhat uh flamboyantly for somebody who is uh trying to remain unnoticed. But uh maybe that's part of the plan, hiding in plain sight.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:27

Um bonjour. Hello, uh Danish. And uh uh I see that you're uh I see that you are looking for something, and I was hoping that I could be somebody something that you're looking for. Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:46

And she looks you up and down and she says, Oh, you think so? I think I need something with a little more meat on its bones.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:56

Is this the same lady who just talked to Dracules?

SPEAKER_03 1:42:58

No, no, this is a different person. So, uh Is this person also doing a weird accent to try to hide her identity?

SPEAKER_04 1:43:05

Seems like she is.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:07

Everyone's just doing bad accents.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:10

Uh.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:10

Worse than usual.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:12

I I I that's the uh the wedding invitation said, in lieu of presents, bring bad accents.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:18

Bring silly bit.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:20

Do you mean uh do you mean somebody like Trucules over Zach?

SPEAKER_06 1:43:24

Oh no, I mean somebody with a little more uh more mileage on his tires, if you don't mind me saying so, sir. Oh, like older? Yeah. Yes, get out of the way. Here he comes, here he comes. And she you can see that she's like got her eyes locked on the moth.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:43

Oh. Oh Matchmaker Old Edition.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:47

Is she also uh she she's of similar age?

SPEAKER_04 1:43:50

Yeah. So it's not weird.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:52

It's not weird.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:53

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. A rich old guy dating somebody his own age out of Impossible. Impossible.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:01

It's true. That doesn't sound correct.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:03

Can I can I kinda like follow them just to see uh or well like I'm wondering what's the what's the next path from here?

SPEAKER_03 1:44:10

Maybe you'd ask her why she's interested in the moth. Uh interest.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:15

Uh, what's uh uh why are you uh why are you so interested in in the moth? I feel like the moth has uh explored hit uh explored his life to the fullest already. Uh give me a charm. Okay. Uh I'm not around Sin uh uh Zin right now, so or am I?

SPEAKER_06 1:44:33

I mean, she's with you. She's uh being Tweelucky at the bar, uh getting hit on by Alan Sundry. Of course. Is that a different Star Wars character we haven't met yet? Yeah. It's Alan Sundry. Played by Alan Thick. Sorry to keep you waiting. Uh what's the dice pool? That's gonna be against so she's a middle-aged uh noble Kwadi noble woman. She is uh probably an executive of at least three or four companies. Uh so she's pretty used to uh people trying to charm her. So this'll be against three reds and two purples. Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:10

But if she used a croissant trying to charm her.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:13

Um how many destiny points do we got? You got three. I'm not gonna flip I'm not gonna flip one now because I may need one later for the Zin is also whispering in in the calm link. So we've got her help. So yeah, I got I got I got a lot of stuff. I got a lot of stuff here. I'm just afraid of a despair. Um, more than anything.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:34

You have you have three destiny.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:36

That's fair. Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah, we're f we're we're fucking good. Uh two success, five advantages, one triumph, one light side, and one dark side.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:45

Ugh, Chris, never doubt yourself.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:47

I never should.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:48

You never should.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:49

And she she says, you know what? You look like a stooge. Sit down.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:53

The fucking stooge.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:55

Uh uh Do I I look I look over in Zen's general direction like, do I look like a stooge? Never mind, don't talk about it.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:02

It's that bowl cut wig you were wearing. Oh fuck, of course. So she kind of like pulls you down to sit at the table next to her. Uh and she drops the weird fake accent and she says, My name is Jestra Andrin. Jestra Andrew of the new audience.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:20

Was this one of the families that he was ranting about? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:24

And I know a thing or two about a thing or two about you falling. How you uh enjoy suntanning in the black sun, as it were. Uh, and uh I don't care I don't care what criminal ties you have, but would you be interested in making a little bit of money? And by a little bit, I mean six figures.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:46

I uh um can I what what do I need to roll to not come in my pants?

SPEAKER_03 1:46:54

Come on, Chris. I should hope you're more practiced than that. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:59

I'm I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Um I feel like I feel like that's not that that seems reasonable. Yes, of course. Well when you say six figures, you don't like mean like, you know, one exactly one hundred you know what? We don't worry about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:21

I gotta pay you in six uh human beings.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:24

There's all four uh there's all four ninja turtles, uh Shredder and April O'Neal. The rare April O'Neal toy.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:31

Oh, that is worth a fortune.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:33

Which is worth six figures. It's both meanings. That's great.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:42

No, I mean uh cash, hard cash.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:45

Okay, it's just untraceable cash. Credits. I stop. I can only be so hard. Let's uh let's uh what do you what do you need? What's uh what is it says you are looking for, and maybe you can help me too. Well you see that barrel chested oaf there at the bar. Uh I have uh is he is is she pointing at Starzan there? She's pointing at the moth. Yeah. Okay, yes. Uh I I have uh seen him before, yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:10

Well, you see there's a merger happening between his family and the Holoons. Now that could be a uh very dangerous proposition for my family, unless that old fool's wife died a number of years ago, and I think it's uh cooled long enough for me to enact step two to become the stepmother to his daughter.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:35

Love it. Got it. I'm fucking into it. If you if I have uh I can help you do the he's the guy that uh with the cylinders, right? Yeah. Okay. Uh tell you tell you what, do you help uh I will help you uh I will help you uh become a match uh I will be your matchmaker for uh you two to uh live happily ever after for as long as he has to live. Oh, I don't need happily ever after. I just need happily ever until the checks clear. Let me believe in love for a second, okay?

SPEAKER_03 1:49:06

Do you say that when you look loggingly back at Zid and just like, ha!

SPEAKER_04 1:49:11

No, yeah, I say I say I say that like let me believe in love just for a minute, okay? Just don't don't mention it. Um I will let you live as a happy relationship.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:22

Even if you believe you're exchanging love, that is simply one person gets a benefit, and so does the other. Some transactions are even, some aren't. Okay, mom.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:35

Is that something your mom used to say to you?

SPEAKER_04 1:49:39

God mom. Okay, mom. Uh uh, okay. I will help you uh complete a transaction with Zedman if you help me get some cylinders uh from here.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:52

I know you uh falling have uh potent pheromones. Uh do you have specific control over? Your particular scent?

SPEAKER_04 1:50:02

I think I do.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:04

Do I?

SPEAKER_03 1:50:05

I think it's like you can you can you can use your scent to attract like anyone regardless of species or gender.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:12

I don't know how much you can really like manipulate the scent specifically, though.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:16

Can I direct it so that he falls in love with her?

SPEAKER_03 1:50:19

It seems like it's coming off of her. You stand right behind her and then pump out some pheromones.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:24

Do do do I do I find a treadmill and just like uh pack up a couple of bottles of my perfume and then your musk. Like like that, like that one uh kids in the hall sketch.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:34

Well, she kind of like puts uh one of her hands on the side of your neck and she says, sweat for me.

SPEAKER_01 1:50:40

Ugh.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:43

Um I I do all of a sudden get flush a little bit, and then I start I start uh leaking out my pores.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:51

Okay, so I think uh generally like for a clotite transformation, stuff like that, anything that is manipulating your body that is sort of an internal organ or isn't like prawn or agility-based is usually like resilience. So it would probably be a resilience to control your output.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:12

Um probably a give you a destiny point here. We'll give you a cocktail. It'll be a red, a purple, and a black resilience. Red, purple, and black.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:22

I'm not great at resilience here. Uh red, purple. Zin's is is Zin's thing doesn't work with resilience, right? No. And neither does any of my clothing, right? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:34

Well, this is to pump out uh pheromones. If you look at Zin, could it could you kind of uh trick yourself into pumping more out? Like you know, if you have to like trick yourself into crying on Q so you think about your mom dying.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:47

Can I can I can I put her in my memory bank, my special place? Bank bank.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:52

I didn't want to be so crass, but we've already been very crass this episode. This has been a very crass episode. A very poor. This is a very crass show.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:59

It called literally has a packer for his for a lightsaber right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:05

Anything can happen at a wedding, cuz. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:09

Because I'm thinking about Z uh thinking about Zen a little bit here, can I add a blue? Uh, yeah. Okay. Uh motorboat and bastard. You motorboatin' son of a bitch. How many Destiny points do we have? We have three. I am gonna flip one this time. Uh where's that yellow? There you are. Fuck yeah. Two success, three threat, and one triumph.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:28

Oh yeah, you can mix up exactly the kind whatever kind of cocktail you want with that advantage and triumph. Now, this woman is clearly she's trying to uh get close to the moth so she can do whatever she wants uh to get into his good graces and become a part of this upcoming merger, get her family involved in it. It would be very useful if you had a Patsy during this particular espionage engagement. Patsy. So if you want to mix, I don't know what kind of mix you want, if you want it to fade after a while, if you want it to be uh Oh, like if you wanna leave your pheromones in the office so it seems like she stole them after we steal the code cylinder.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:13

Uh oh, this poor woman. This poor one. What come on she she won't live happily ever after. Yeah, we could probably we could probably use a patsy here.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:21

All's fair and corporate espionage.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:24

I mean that I mean we're not here for the corporate uh uh corporate espionage part, but like also Yeah, it is a good idea to have a Patsy.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:33

What's that threat what that threat do, I wonder though. Well the threat is I mean you'll you have you don't do this too often, so you'll take some strain, it's not that bad, but no. Okay. But what is what is her play?

SPEAKER_04 1:53:44

It will be a time bomb, it'll be a time bomb pheromone where it starts off starts off beautiful and then it'll turn ugly kind of thing. Love to hate. Lovers to enemies pheromones.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:57

Enemies to lovers to enemies again.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:59

Yes. Alright, uh my my juice is f uh loose.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:04

So she she takes it and she dabs it on herself and she says, Thank you. And she pulls out of her purse uh a stack of uh credit chits in large denominations, and she slides it across and she says, Don't spend it all in one place. And how much is that again, sorry? 100,000.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:22

Yeah, I figured it'd be a hundred thousand. That's okay. I was like, oh, six figures, aka the bare minimum. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:28

How is this how is this gonna help us get those that those tubes?

SPEAKER_04 1:54:32

She's gonna get she's gonna bring she's gonna bring them for us.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:35

Is she gonna get it for us?

SPEAKER_04 1:54:36

I mean, that's what uh uh that's what a part of our deal was, right? That's the deal.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:41

Okay. Maybe when she comes over to flirt, I'll uh I'll I'll really I'll I'll I'll I'll look I'll I'll make myself look like a buffoon, so it's like, oh yeah, of course you should go after this lady instead of. Yeah, the the mobile.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:54

The good stuff lasts a day, yeah. And he sees you and he says, Oh, it's my new friend. Hello there.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:58

Hello, Loam. How how how was the day?

SPEAKER_05 1:55:03

Oh, you know, very uh very tiring, making all kinds of decisions, and I don't I'm not suited to this. Uh my wife was always the one who was uh good at designing and planning these sorts of things. I never had much of a head for it.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:20

Oh, sounds like you need a woman's touch around the place again.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:24

Oh maybe, but uh an old codger like me's not really uh attracting too much attention these days, especially with my busted leg and uh oh, you know, my my haunted past.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:37

Oh, haunted I love a haunted past. Tell me more about your haunted past.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:44

Well, I suppose it all started uh when I ran away to join the sector fleet.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:52

Does he like start to say this and then he trails off to go look at that uh enticing scent?

SPEAKER_06 1:55:58

Well, he he he doesn't trail off, he starts telling you his story, and then uh you get distracted and you see this gorgeous middle-aged woman sauntering up, and for some reason you find her irresistible.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:11

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:13

Roll me a uh uh Chris, what's your charm? My fucking My Charm.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:20

You make me a MILF Hunter, aren't you? Um you're not gonna you're gonna not uh you're not gonna like my charm. I'm not going to. Uh it is two yellow, two green, one blue, one takeaway a black, two whites.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:34

Uh we'll just do the the do it as uh two reds and two purples, and the moth will be rolling against us as well.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:42

Would that be discipline?

SPEAKER_06 1:56:43

Uh this would be cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:45

Cool. Oh no. Yo, one yellow, one green. You're cool, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:56:51

This jittery addict. It's very cool. So somebody's gonna need their drugs. Oh no, wait.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:58

One success, four threat. It takes everything I have to not start like who in a dollar in like a cartoon wolf.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:07

Uh so Moff Lone, he gets uh two success, two threats, and a triumph.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:14

Oh wow. He's been around the block a few times.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:17

Yeah, so he's kind of locked in and he turns around. Uh he the the threat is that he does like notice her coming and he turns around and says, Excuse me.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:26

Well, if I didn't smell something stinky coming into this place, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. You smell very nice, actually. Bitch, you wash. Uh Jestra, this is my uh my new friend.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:45

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:47

Oh my god. Phenomenal.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:53

Jestra, this is my new friend Daisy Joe. Since uh strange name from uh she comes from a strange land, I assume. Uh why don't you come have a drink with us? Uh normally I can't stand your fucking face, but uh Okay, I'm trying to be personable for the sake of uh making my daughter's wedding a good event for all.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:15

This voice is unlocked and making me think of Dave Jolly's boss character from Kids in the Hall. I can't stand your fucking face. It's fucking serving. Turned this man turned into Don Rickles all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:27

Yeah, Cal is keeping it together, but like this lady sits down and it's like, you do smell really good.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:33

Yeah, she does. It's uh quite a fetching uh fetching scent, I must say. Even though uh I know that you killed my wife. What?

SPEAKER_04 1:58:44

So you finally figured it out, did you?

SPEAKER_03 1:58:46

Oh! She admitted it!

SPEAKER_04 1:58:48

We're getting a we're getting a m uh wedding and fucking drama.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:52

We're like tuning in to like episode 10, season five of a soap opera. I was just like telenovella.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:00

Is John Oliver gonna pop up here soon? Because he's gonna be in a soap opera soon.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:04

If I'd known you felt that way about me, I would have just divorced her. Oh this isn't high school anymore, Jester. We don't have to go about these uh shenanigans and killing people's spouses and what have you. We can be honest. We've lived too long, lived our lives too long, witnessed too many things, lost too many adult boy men to the horrors of war before the wars? Adult boy men? Yeah, they fought in the clone wars.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:34

Oh. Oh yeah, it's like I love those clones.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:38

Especially those adult boymen. I thought he was talking about like fucking like pool boys or something. We've lost too many cabana boys.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:46

Terrible feud. He says, I uh I don't know, I don't know what I'm thinking or feeling right now. I'm very can I'm feeling very confused. Just uh just a second here.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:57

And he reaches into his pocket and he pulls out like a little blue dropper and he drops it into his eyes.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:03

He says, Alright, I think it's uh I think I'm uh it's okay. I'm becoming lucid again. I'm not getting lost in my dreams no more. Uh you're here, you're here, you're doing this for Claire. You're doing this for Claire, Lom. It's for Claire.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:17

What what is what is that thing that he just dropped in his eyes? Can I tell?

SPEAKER_06 2:00:21

Uh yeah, you know a lot about drugs, roll me a perception.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:24

Look how perception.

SPEAKER_06 2:00:26

Uh for you? Uh probably two purple.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:29

Two purple?

SPEAKER_06 2:00:29

Yeah. Oh, five advantage, no success. Um, you don't know exactly what it is, uh, but based on how he's acting, it appears to be medication for severe PTSD.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:44

Oh lord.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:46

This makes a lot of sense. It's tracks.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:48

God, I just how maybe I should just be like, say, Loam, I'm tired. Why don't you tell me where your room is and I'll go meet you up there and then I'll see if I can rifle through his clutch coat solder.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:59

Young miss, uh, I uh I'm too old for a thing like you, uh, but uh maybe it's time to give old flames a second chance on the log. Is he talking about the toilet again? Just for I've been a fool. But if I'd known that you were gonna kill my wife over it, then uh why don't we go make up for lost time? Let's head back to my room. When we come back, the sun will be up.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:28

Yeah, why do you cause you mentioned the code cylinders to her, and and you we always have our radios open. As they're walking away, could I kind of like look at her and just like use my fingers to make the shape of a cylinder?

SPEAKER_06 2:01:40

And she says back to you, Oh, don't worry, little girl. The cylinder will not be harmed.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:47

Don't put it in the mini MM's tube. The cylinder is pretty much too big for the mini MM's tube. Because, like, should we kind of uh sneak up to their room and lurk outside and see if she rolls out the cylinder to us after uh he passes out? Just stand outside the whole time. Well, how else do we know how she's gonna get it to us?

SPEAKER_06 2:02:08

Uh well, Chris Watch.

unknown 2:02:13

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:16

I need to know what happens. I need to I need to turn their closed door romance into an open-door romance. What's going on in there?

SPEAKER_08 2:02:24

Does he come or what?

SPEAKER_06 2:02:26

I will I will I will destiny point this. Okay. Uh so what was the uh the drop-off you arranged? Is she gonna get it like sent to your room? Is there gonna be a a secret sort of place where she's got somebody standing by to take it?

SPEAKER_04 2:02:39

Uh um, like honestly, if she if she takes him up to the room, uh, we can wait by the room uh or are there any guards by his room?

SPEAKER_06 2:02:48

His room? Like, if you look where they're going, uh they're heading into uh an area of the estate that seems to be more heavily patrolled by guard droids.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:59

You know what would be cool if we uh somehow if somehow she like throws the cylinders out, like I don't know how high how high is this building throws on top of the building.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:09

It's it's uh wide, but it's not tall. So the compound is like three floors.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:14

Yeah, throw uh uh throw uh you know if I if I have a pillow down there, she lands the pill uh lands the cylinders in the pillow, I pick it, I pick it up and we mosey on.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:24

Okay, so you just tell her to like when she finds, does the you know, Luke Skywalker toss it out the way? Pretty much. So you can go uh out and stand in the bushes underneath uh the room and you can hear muffled sounds uh coming from the window. Uh they're very quiet, barely audible. Uh, but after a certain point, a little silver cylinder does come flying out the window. Uh give me a coordination to catch it. Three purple.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:52

I will three purple coordination. Has your coordination? Um, it's it's fine, but if there's somebody who has great coordination, that'd be more ideal. Oh, that would be Starzan. Would it extend it? I only have two green, but I have three uh forest point. I guess yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:09

I have a yellow, three green to coordination. You got it. Yeah, you got this. So you said it was three purple?

SPEAKER_04 2:04:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:14

Ooh, two success, one threat. Get a strain, I almost drop it.

SPEAKER_06 2:04:19

Yeah, you you got it, but uh you have a code cylinder, so the higher ranking officers wear multiple code cylinders that have different codes in them.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:30

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 2:04:31

Uh so a moth like Loam would have had four. Girl, so it might not be the right one.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:39

Uh well, I guess it's only one way to find out.

SPEAKER_04 2:04:41

Um I'm uh should I should I text uh I don't know if I have her text, but I'm like, uh, is there any more?

SPEAKER_06 2:04:47

I don't think I don't think you would have her text if you even if you did, she ain't looking at her phone right now. No.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:52

Yeah, I mean if it's not, maybe we can see if we can hack our way past the rest. We got Elyria. Elyria is smart, smart people who do everything that smart people do, right?

SPEAKER_07 2:05:01

I have no ranks in computers. Yeah, maybe having time.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:04

Smart people are all smart at the same things. It's fine.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:08

That's why a Dr. House can create a spaceship.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:10

Yeah. That's true.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:12

Who could forget that fate that episode?

SPEAKER_06 2:05:14

I thought you were talking about in Tomorrowland. Oh, I guess it's touched.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:18

Okay, let's go back up to his office. Let's give that a try.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:21

You can uh go back up to his office. Um since it was only one threat, it's gonna be a one purple computers just to make sure it's or if you want to burn your last destiny point. What do you think? To make it the right point.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:35

How many? One purple. Four.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:37

One purple?

SPEAKER_03 2:05:38

Yeah. That's just to make sure it's the right one before you plug it in.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:41

I'll I'll give you a destiny point now. We'll call it a red.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:44

Sure. That means I could get a despair.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:47

Two success, three advantage. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:50

Yeah, dog. So you can open his door. You see his desk in there. Uh there are family photos. There are uh various trophies from his time during the war. You can see a clone trooper's rifle, uh, a couple of helmets that have been apparently you see numbers on them. They've been signed by the men under his command. It seems like he was uh fairly popular. And you see uh suspended in some kind of gel or plastic, like almost like suspended in amber, uh his leg that he kept.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:27

Oh I didn't even realize he was missing one. We kept saying a whole speech about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:32

Used to be an adventurer until he lost his fucking leg.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:36

We were coming here for the contracts. Okay, does he have a like a terminal in the terminal at his desk? Okay. What was the security situation on the terminal like?

SPEAKER_06 2:06:45

Uh well if you plug his code cylinder in, it seems like the computer and the door use different code cylinders, so you will need to actually try and hack into this one.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:55

What would that be?

SPEAKER_06 2:06:56

So I'll give you a destiny point. This would be a red, two purples, and a black.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:03

Ooh.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:03

Computers?

SPEAKER_06 2:07:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:06

Do I have do do can I upgrade mine? You're a smart person, you're smart at everything.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:11

Unless, like, specifically getting past computer security could be argued as skull doggery. I don't think so though.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:18

Yeah, I think this would be a it would be a computer security.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:20

But can I upgrade it?

SPEAKER_06 2:07:22

With a destiny?

SPEAKER_07 2:07:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:25

One success, one threat.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:27

So you can uh log in and you can find files. Um do you want to spend time searching or do you want to because it might be it's hard to say what would be quicker. Presumably you brought some kind of media to download information onto. So you could either do a full dump or you could try and uh search for specific things. I don't know if you would know at a glance which would be quicker because a full dump of his terminal might take a while, but also looking around for the files you need, trying to identify them now, might also take a while. Mm-hmm. Okay, so you can do a full dump of the terminal. Uh you can see the bar on the screen slowly filling up. And because you did get that threat, uh oh. After it's about like 25% of the way there, there is a click on the outside and the door opens. And uh you see Trilla, the woman from the bar. She says, Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for the bathroom. Perception. I'm gonna perceive against her.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:36

Yeah, is she was she also is she actually looking for the bathroom, or was she also trying to bust it and now she's lying?

SPEAKER_06 2:08:43

Uh well, do you want her to roll deception against somebody? Does anybody have nobody's fool? I have two ranks. And that uh upgrades. Uh so what is your discipline then? My discipline? Yeah. Uh discipline is two green, so that's not great. Okay, well, that's against two reds.

SPEAKER_01 2:09:00

Oh!

SPEAKER_06 2:09:01

Uh she rolled a failure in a despair.

SPEAKER_01 2:09:04

Oh, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 2:09:06

Spill, spill, spill.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:08

Is she lying?

SPEAKER_06 2:09:10

Chris, um, this woman, she is about your age. And maybe you weren't paying attention, maybe you were too busy scoping out this MILV uh that was in the corner when Starzan was talking to her. But now that you're in a more well-lit room, the the office has lights on, it's not like the dark bar. This woman, she's about your age. She said her name was Trilla, and suddenly it clicks. You recognize her. Oh. Trilla Siduri was a Jedi Padawan who was in your class at the temple.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:47

Oh shit. She's a fucking imperial knight.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:50

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:52

Oh no. To think she was making Starzan have second thoughts about his instant vault. How dare. Uh Starzan will never trust again. Uh, but uh in and she right now she's trying to talk to me, uh, talk to me about something.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:09

Yeah, she got failure and despair. Uh, so she's thinking, oh, I was just trying to uh go to the bathroom. Obviously, she knows who you are. Uh obviously her conversation with Starzan, if there was any doubt, Starzan talking about his past confirmed exactly who he is. Um she knows who you are. She can probably glean that you're here for some purpose. She probably doesn't think you know about the Death Star. She was probably sent here as security for the wedding. Um she doesn't know she got failure with despair. She doesn't know that you know that she knows who you are.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:45

Ah, yes, the uh uh the bathroom, I believe, is uh uh right that way uh right that way, madame.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:53

Hey, you uh Oh, of course, yes. I uh this door just happened to be open, so I uh uh I stumbled in. So you d so you decide to stumble?

SPEAKER_04 2:11:01

Do you uh know uh this place is can be a little bit of a maze.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:06

Yes, I would love to have someone show me. Twercules, would you like to show me to the bathroom?

SPEAKER_04 2:11:12

Oh, twerk uh Twercules is currently indispose. He has to get ready for something.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:17

Oh, I don't I don't mind. I could uh help dispose of him.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:21

Oop. I mean s if Twercules wants to to go out with her and then just like knock her out.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:28

Did she say the quiet part out loud?

SPEAKER_03 2:11:30

Yes, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:32

Okay. I believe so I believe so. And I I I'm I'm looking at her as and uh I just say like you mean uh take him out to dinner. Take care of him. Oh, I can take care of him. When you say take care of him, you mean to take care of him, not fucking take care of him, right? Oh, I mean I'll take good care of him.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:54

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:54

Suspicious. Can we knock this bitch out?

SPEAKER_03 2:11:57

I got a dildo saber, I could maybe whip it out. And like put it to her face and just like just keep quiet or I turn it on.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:03

Yeah, you're in uh the moff's office. You're in the moffice. Nobody else is in there. You're downloading the stuff from his computer. This Imperial Knight, this undercover Imperial Knight, has walked in on you guys. She knows who you are. Starzan, your lightsaber's in the cake. Uh Illyria, I don't think you have yours. Do you have yours?

SPEAKER_07 2:12:22

I said I strapped it to my leg under my. You strapped it.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:24

Nobody checked you, so you're probably fine. You've got yours. Uh Chris, do you have yours?

SPEAKER_04 2:12:29

Uh it's in uh Zin's tendril.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:32

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:33

Zin is not in the room with you. Oh, then I don't have it. I don't have it. Zinn could be able to get starzance from the cake if you needed her to make a quick delivery. Uh Kala's got hers in her packer.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:44

In retrospect, it's a little silly that I went through all the effort of turning my lightsaper into a packer when it's like Elyria's like, nah, I just tied it to my leg, it was fine.

SPEAKER_04 2:12:54

Yeah, I put mine in a cake.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:56

Everyone else went through so much effort.

SPEAKER_04 2:12:58

I put mine in somebody's brain.

SPEAKER_07 2:13:04

I have a holographic costume, which means I could make the skirt larger.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:11

Yeah, it would be voluminous. Because if we if we just want to like try to deal with this in this office, don't don't let things spill over. Then maybe if Zin can run for uh the lightsabers and deliver them fast.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:24

Deliver us from evil here.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:26

Illyria and I and I mean unarmed Starzate is still pretty formidable.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:30

That's true. Not against the lightsaber though. Yeah, but like, you know, hopefully she won't have a chance to get out her lightsaber. It's a good point. Gotta think positively.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:38

I hip off this off. Could I whip off my my backer? Drop point it at her face just like keep your mouth shut or I turn it on. Maybe she won't even register it as a threat.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:50

She does like intimidation. The lip zip thing where it's like, I don't need to speak. And she reaches the slit in her dress and draws her own lightsaber from inside. Lights, uh, just turn it on, turn it on.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:06

Okay, just turn it on. She turns on.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:10

Uh how long will it take for my lightsaber to get here? My star sword.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:14

If Chris wants to uh signal to Zinn to start running, that will start the clock. Um start ref uh uh start running. Okay. That that that can be a maneuver. Is there anything you want to do with your action, Chris? I mean, I don't have any weapons with me, do I? Uh this is the moth's office. Uh he does have some uh blasters from his time in the war mounted on the wall.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:38

I will take I'll I'll take the biggest one and I will uh uh see if it hits.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:44

Okay, so that would be uh probably a got a DC 15. So that would be a uh ranged heavy.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:51

Oh, that would be a ranged heavy? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:53

Uh and uh what's your brawn? Pfft two Okay, so it it it has cumbersome three, so you'll have to add a black onto that as well.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:00

Okay. Uh sorry, what was the dice pool?

SPEAKER_06 2:15:04

Uh so this is a short range room. She's got defense, she's got adversary, so that'll be a red, a purple, and a black, and another black for the cumbersome.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:13

Okay, I'm gonna flip it, Destiny. Uh, how many destinies do we got?

SPEAKER_06 2:15:16

We got two right now.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:17

I'm gonna flip one.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:18

Two success, two threat. Can blast at her. She is going to try and reflect it. So she can reduce by seven. Seven. But you can get a couple of hits on her. A couple of them do hit her, uh, singing her dress.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:36

And uh, I hide behind a table. You can die behind a table into cover.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:41

Uh, I'll I'll go next, because I'm closest to her. I did a mid-game level up and got a rank in Quick Strike. Yeah, you did. So, because I'll go at her with the lightsaber. I'm not very good at with my lightsaber, but. So I'll let me add a blue. And I also have Ravage, so once per counter, you suffer three straight to add force, up to their force rate you do a combat check, and they can spend it to uh add success or advantage. So I'll take three straight and by force pips onto there.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:11

She's got two ranks of melee defense, she's got two ranks of adversary, so that'll be two red and two blacks.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:18

Ooh! Two success, two advantage, two dark side, one light side. What do we have for Destiny?

SPEAKER_06 2:16:25

You have one.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:26

Mmm. You know what? I won't flip it, because at two advantage, that is enough for me to activate disorient, where I can spend two advantages to disorient the target for a number of rounds equal to ranks in disorient. So, I guess I'd only be able to activate that once, anyways. So yeah, she's disoriented for a round.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:44

And she is going to parry that as well. Okay. But it is enough to uh put her off her game.

SPEAKER_04 2:16:52

I'll just try and do a tackle, I guess.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:53

Okay. Yeah, it's fine. Maybe disarm. Try and disarm her. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:57

Slip her arms off.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:58

So if you want to relieve her of her lightsaber, uh, that'll be two reds and two blacks for all. Actually, four blacks, because you'll have to haul your shot as well. Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:09

Okay. Um, I'm also going to uh use one of my force points to add my strength to six. That is. Two success, one dark side, one lightside.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:22

Since your aim was to uh take her lightsaber from her, you can pull it out of her hand, uh, and then Illyria. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:31

How's the data transfer going or whatever I'm doing?

SPEAKER_06 2:17:34

Uh, it is at 50%.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:37

Alright. I Oh my god. I mean, I could just use my lightsaber. How far I just how far away am I?

SPEAKER_06 2:17:43

You would have to leap over the desk, so you'd have to spend a maneuver to leap over the desk and run at her. Avoid uh slashing Starzan. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, be an a- be an action hero. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:52

I'll run. I'll chop. I'll flee.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:55

Okay. So that is gonna be uh two reds and three blacks to avoid, because Starzan's right there, so you're gonna have to avoid slashing him.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:05

We we fighting to kill. One success, three threat. That's something.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:09

So yeah, you can uh slice at her, digging deep into her arm. She probably should have worn some sleeves.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:15

It was very classy though.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:17

But you did get uh some threat on that. So you swing wide with your strike. Uh a big, a big swing on it. It's now her turn. She's gonna use the move power to continue your momentum.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:33

Uh so she got two darks. Uh a lightsaber is a silhouette zero object. Uh, so that is enough to continue your momentum as you swing around and hit Starzan. Oh! So uh your lightsaber does base damage to him. What is your base? Now she gets to do her uh That passes my soak, right? Yeah, it bypasses your soak.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:59

But I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:00

It's almost half, I heard. Okay, you have the heal power for next round. So, uh she does have an ability. She is going to commit, you guys keep attacking her, she's going to commit one of her dice, which she can use to upgrade the difficulty of attacks targeting her twice. That's gonna add another red to anybody who's attacking her. Okay. And for her action, she is going to uh use the force to try and pull her lightsaber back out of Starzan's hands.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:33

Oh man, that's not a roll either, is it? So it doesn't even add the black.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:37

So she got uh two lights and one dark. She pulls the lightsaber back into uh her own hands out of Starzan's, and she's gonna take two strain and she's going to uh move into a defensive posture. So that's gonna uh add a black onto any attacks against her as well.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:58

Well, um, if it's the top of the round again, I uh I don't know how this'll work, but I'm gonna try to do a suppress on her. And I'm gonna try to do mastery, which is discipline versus discipline, to see if I can get her to uncommit those pips that she just committed. Okay. So what would that be against?

SPEAKER_06 2:20:15

This would be oof. I have a feeling she's gonna uncommit him to purple.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:20

Two purple. You know what?

SPEAKER_06 2:20:21

I'm gonna- I'm gonna I I have to give her a destiny point. It'll be a red and a purple.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:26

I mean, I got two yellow, one green, so it's like it's not i uh she might still be. Look, she was a Padawan. She was a Padawan. Oh, and then we have another destiny point, hooray! Dang! Oh, that's embarrassing. One failure, one advantage for Dark Side. I literally can't use any of that. Man, that sucked.

SPEAKER_04 2:20:44

That really does.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:44

That's that's maybe the advantage is that uh she's like, oh, that person's not a threat. Just ignores me for a bit.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:52

Yeah, she shrugs off. Oh I've heard about your ability to suck, and it's true you do, Kala.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:00

Oh no, she fucking didn't. Look, there's nothing you can say about me Elyria hasn't said better.

SPEAKER_07 2:21:08

It's true, I am mean.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:11

Only Illyria's allowed to bully me. So who's gonna go next?

SPEAKER_04 2:21:14

I guess I could try and just like smack her.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:16

Knock her out.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:17

Knock her out. Let's try that. Uh so she's now so she's in a defensive posture, so that adds a black, and she's committing one of her force uh dice. So that is going to it upgrades the difficulty twice. So that is gonna be against three reds and three blacks.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:37

Okay. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:39

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:40

Uh, four failures, one despair. Oh no. Uh one advantage, one dark side, one lightside.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:47

Okay, so she gets a free with that despair, she gets a free cap with her lightsaber. You take base damage. That's another.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:54

Oh, Nelly.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:57

I'm still standing. I don't have much left.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:00

And remember how we like killed all the Jedi Masters because they inexplicably were just like all rolling really, really bad? This kind of feels like it's uh it's a reverse happening.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:10

You're all rolling really, really bad.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:11

Yeah. This one this one former Padawan is gonna annihilate us because we just cannot get a success.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:19

If fucking Cal Castis can kick her ass, but the four of you can't. What are we even doing here?

SPEAKER_03 2:22:27

I bet next round my suppress is gonna work real good.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:31

So Cal and Starzan have gone.

SPEAKER_04 2:22:33

Um, I can uh shoot with my gun gun. Okay, with the uh the blaster. Yeah. Actually, is there a small is there a uh because I do have an extra yellow on my uh on lights. Is there like a light weapon that I can shoot him with? Umack or do I have to shoot? You would have to move from behind cover. Okay, I'll just shoot her then with what I got. That's two reds, a purple, and a black. How many Disney points do we got again? Uh you have two.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:03

I'm gonna f uh I'm gonna flip one. One success. One success, okay. So she is going to uh reflect that. Yep. But you she reflects it, but enough of them, she's been sliced. Illyria took a big gash out of her arm, and your blast, although she can reflect them, it's still enough to put her over her wound threshold, and she goes down.

SPEAKER_01 2:23:26

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:28

And then the door opens again, and a purple Twiilec uh pulls off her her head tails and put starts pulling guns and lightsabers out and starts lucking them at you. I got you! I got you!

SPEAKER_03 2:23:40

Oh god, she pulled her brains off!

SPEAKER_04 2:23:42

You have ne you have never been sexier to me, and then uh we start kissing.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:47

Just to make it out.

SPEAKER_04 2:23:49

Oh corpse.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:53

Is she dead dead or is she knocked out? Uh it's up to you. Uh, what do we think?

SPEAKER_04 2:23:58

Can we take her as a prisoner? Or should we just or do do we trust ourselves with a prisoner?

SPEAKER_03 2:24:03

I don't know. Well, I mean I don't really want to kill her, but also it's like it feels unwise to be Let's get the bathroom to deprogram her brainwashing. Wait, the bathroom?

SPEAKER_07 2:24:16

The bathroom can do anything. I should get it.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:20

Drag it to the bathroom just like toilet, can you do a mind wipe for me?

SPEAKER_04 2:24:26

One moment. Stick your head in me.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:28

For a swirly of leverage.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:35

Drown her in the toilet. That's what got her, not the burn marks that almost That was nothing to do with us.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:43

We're just gonna bully her.

SPEAKER_04 2:24:45

I don't think we can kill her just because just because like that's not like ethically? Yeah, ethically. I mean that's I think. Oh no, absolutely. We've done so before and uh stuff, but like I I don't feel as though it would be the right thing to do to kill her because we're supposed to be uh good boys now. So make her see the light. I feel as though if she's knocked out, we probably could just sneak out of here because we got all we need, right? You got all you need, but when she wakes up, what's gonna happen?

SPEAKER_03 2:25:21

Is there any way to do a mind wipe?

SPEAKER_04 2:25:23

Forget me now.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:24

Yeah. Unless we do want to kidnap her and then like uh see if we get some information out of her.

SPEAKER_04 2:25:29

Put her in the cake.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:30

If we want her to question later. But I don't know if our uh our base really has like the uh the the space for prisoners.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:39

The handlector.

SPEAKER_03 2:25:46

Oh yeah, there are cages at the basement, aren't there?

SPEAKER_06 2:25:49

Do we have like uh you also have a de-eviling ray in the basement?

SPEAKER_03 2:25:54

That's true. If we lock her in the basement, see if she gets the evil blasted out of her. Maybe she'll end up having to fight her own evil in the cage. Oh yeah, because if she if she gets blasted with the de-eviling ray, then she can't use the dark side.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:06

Yeah, if she gets blasted with a de-eviling ray, uh she might get killed by her own shadow though.

SPEAKER_08 2:26:11

Twins, Basil, twins.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:13

What do we say? Do we want to take her as a prisoner? Stas have you gotta.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:17

I think we gotta take her as a prisoner. Yeah, just kinda hoof her over my uh that's not the right word. Throw her over my shoulder. Hoof her over who who hoof feels right. Who feels like a kick?

SPEAKER_03 2:26:28

Just whomfer over your shoulder.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:30

Yeah, yeah, like a bag of flour. Fire my carry over your shoulder. I've been kicked by hoof before and it did throw me uh about like five, six feet. Yeah. I'm just putting it on the shoulder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:42

Yeah. Chris, were you a pump out some of your pheromones in here to uh set up the patsy? Uh well, I mean, I already did, didn't I? Pump out some pheromones? Yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:50

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:51

Yeah. Well, I'll plan it.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:53

Throughout the plan, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:55

Frame frame this uh rival lady.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:26:59

Uh I've already been sweating, so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:02

Yeah, let's let's get add a lata here under the cover of darkness.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:06

Under the cover of you've been there for like uh yeah, it is evening. Everybody's nighttime. And you can approach the valet to take you back to the spaceport with this woman slung over your shoulder.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:18

Oh, it's a it's a part of the twerkle's routine. She's really into it. She must have had quite a night. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:24

And Starzan Chest boofing. Chest boofing. As you're carry as you're carrying her uh limp unconscious form, you feel maybe just a little grip on your buns.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:36

Oh. Even an unconsciousness, she's like, well, while I'm here.

SPEAKER_04 2:27:40

Might as well grab them buns.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:42

Do you say that's the evil escaping? If you squeeze Starzan's butt, you gain 10 morality?

SPEAKER_04 2:27:48

Yeah. That's how we've become the good boys.

SPEAKER_03 2:27:51

Yeah. You know, you know how like uh when we were with the Imperial Knights, it would be like we were just hanging out in the uh the the the council chamber watching uh Panthestar doing backflips. It's the same now, except if you walk in on us, we're just squeezing Starzan's bum to get morality back.

SPEAKER_04 2:28:08

We have to squeeze the butt, otherwise we'll go to hell.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:14

That's true. You can uh take her back to your ship, take off from uh this wedding. Hopefully everything else goes off without a hitch. Hopefully, uh that woman gets framed uh for your crimes and gets sent to jail or assassinated for course corporate espionage. And uh you can take Trillosutori back to your base on Alishan, and uh maybe you'll have uh acquired uh a second sister. Uh, and then next time you can prepare for your Assault on the Death Star next time on Star Wars Empire Wreckers! This week's episode is brought to you by our top patrons, David B. Eric Charles Perazzo, General Porpoise, Handholder Zero One, Jeffrey Zamuto, Joshua Winter, Laser, LKB, Matthew Lynette, Safira, Suki Nintendo, Thomas Davidson, and Vaginator.