S14E17 - 2 Percent

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Star Wars Empire Wreckers, the Star Wars actual play podcast that's too powerful for Paramount Studios. Who's ready to be blocked worldwide today?

SPEAKER_07 0:12

Kala Sets ready to be blocked worldwide by Paramount. Let me just say, I think that they're just afraid of the power of my Mantis sleep mask.

SPEAKER_08 0:21

Hello, uh, je m'appelle uh Cressant, and uh I would just like to say uh uh Paramount WB merger is going to be the uh detriment of Hollywood.

SPEAKER_09 0:34

Uh Starzan would like to deeply apologize to Paramount and all Paramount people. Um during wedding where Starzan performing, Starzan made tick space talk video with guests who had Starzan make political statement Starzan not understand. Oh my god, he starts and oh no, he said free Palestine. Starzan does not promote freeing anything. Starzan is pro-war.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

You're pro-war, you're anti-genocide.

SPEAKER_09 1:21

Starzan can't go as far to say Starzan anti-genocide. That may stir some people the wrong way. Starzan is neutral.

SPEAKER_08 1:32

I love how Starzan is fucking.

SPEAKER_07 1:34

It's like Chewbacca. You didn't even rev up. That really was like your YouTuber sitting on a couch apology. Yes.

SPEAKER_09 1:42

Starzan bring little ukulele for a moment.

SPEAKER_08 1:46

They said that I shouldn't say anything, but they didn't say that I couldn't sing it.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

And Deliria, the chist consular healer navigator, would like to thank the patrons.

SPEAKER_05 1:57

Yay. Yeah.

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And if you would like to thank our patrons, why don't you get to the end of the episode as you come along with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away in Star Wars? The galaxy continues to have a bad time. Under the oppressive boot heel of the Empire, the citizens of the Galaxy cry out, Stop stepping on me, Daddy! Hoping to comically tie together the Empire's shoelaces are the Empire Wreckers, a group of former Imperial Knights who have begun their journey back to the side of good. Learning about an enormous weapon that the Empire has under construction, the Wreckers have begun their plan to destroy the device before it can be completed. That's right.

SPEAKER_07 2:37

Yeah, and we uh kidnapped an Imperial Knight last time.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Yeah. For fun. Just cause.

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Maybe we should get the evil block blasted out of her.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Yeah, so you can have returned to Alishan with your captive Imperial Knight, uh, Trillisidori. Is there anything you want to have done with her?

SPEAKER_07 2:54

Um done with her? I mean, other than just like, I guess, disarm her, make sure she doesn't have any tracking devices on her. You know, anything that could lead the Imperial Knights back to our base.

SPEAKER_09 3:07

To us, yeah. Should we be trying to sell her on like the good side?

SPEAKER_01 3:11

Oh, I thought you got it. I was worried where you're annoying for a second.

SPEAKER_09 3:16

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, like, like give her a sales pitch. Like, hey, you know what's great? Being good.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Look, she's like. I mean in the video game.

SPEAKER_07 3:24

Yeah, like, look, she got brainwashed into being an Imperial Knight. Maybe we could brainwash her back out of it again.

SPEAKER_09 3:30

Just put another wind cycle, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 3:32

Yeah, w would would we have to roll to see how successful we are at uh making sure she doesn't have any um tracking things?

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Uh yeah, give me a three-purple skullduggery just to search her over for tracking devices.

SPEAKER_07 3:45

Let's see.

SPEAKER_09 3:46

Searching for bugs. As as always, Starzan is looking for actual bugs.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Picking through her hair.

SPEAKER_07 3:54

Three purple skullduggery? Yeah. Okay, because I think my skullduggery is the best.

SPEAKER_08 4:01

Nothing's gonna be done.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

I feel like only one person should check, or else it's like Yeah. Four people.

SPEAKER_07 4:07

Because we got like four light side this time, right? Yeah. You know what? I might flip one to get another yellow just because I feel like this is a role I really don't want to mess up. Ooh, seven success, but two threat. Do I find uh like a lot of tracking stuff and it really stresses me out because it's like, oh man, that could have been bad if we didn't tra if we didn't get that.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

What you find on her is so when you fought her, all she had was like her lightsaber. And her lightsaber doesn't have any tracking devices. But what you learn when checking her over is uh that there's an incision in the back of her neck.

SPEAKER_07 4:47

Ooh. Oh no.

SPEAKER_08 4:55

Do you need me to like hold her down or something?

SPEAKER_01 4:58

We're in our shi- do we not have a medical maid?

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Yeah, so this this would have been uh you would have done this before you returned to your your base. So you would have had to have done this uh on the move. Uh maybe you would have found somewhere to stop, but probably you would just be doing it in uh your ship's sort of like medical area. You know that little cubby where uh Chewy was resting and he was like giving Finn the business? In that.

SPEAKER_07 5:25

Okay, well, good luck, Elyria.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

Yeah, so you'd only have like basic first aid supplies on the ship, not an ideal thing, so that'll add a black. Uh you got two threats. I'll give you a dusty point. We'll call it a uh red, a purple, and two blacks.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

Purple, two blacks. Let's look at my skills.

SPEAKER_07 5:46

Man, this must be a new thing. We didn't get neck chips put on us, did we?

SPEAKER_02 5:50

No, you didn't. You were the founders.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_08 5:54

Yeah, there was no way that we would betray anything. We should have thought about it.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

That seems silly. Anyways, one, two, three, and uh green. What the fuck? Nil?

SPEAKER_07 6:07

Uh oh. What the F? Do you need to do that?

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Do we have a reroll?

SPEAKER_07 6:10

Uh because it's like you didn't get a failure or a threat. Could it just be like you realize, like, oh no, wait, this setup's really bad. Let me move somewhere else and like try again and flip a destiny point.

SPEAKER_08 6:21

I wonder if that would require.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

I also have once I have natural doctor. Oh my. I have natural doctor. What is that? So I can re-roll once per session. So d do I blow it in the first minute of the game?

SPEAKER_08 6:35

I don't think you've used it a bunch. Uh a whole lot. Like, so I don't think I've ever.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Yeah. So you can full hit re-roll.

SPEAKER_07 6:42

Although, like, is this a situation? Did you at least flip a destiny point, Elyria?

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Well, it's re-roll. I don't know if it's Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

Uh two failure, two threat.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Okay. Uh Alyria.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

So you can't I have like three yellow. What am I supposed to say? I tried my best.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

Uh you can't remove whatever is in there. It is, especially with the supplies that you have on the ship. And you don't really get a chance because as like as you're assessing her and being like, hey, I can't figure this out. She she suddenly wakes up. Oh no. Oh no! And she says, Where am I? What have you done? What have you done to me?

SPEAKER_07 7:22

Knock her out, knock her out! Is Star's hand there? Is your surgical equip assistant? Can you just clomp her?

SPEAKER_08 7:29

I assume you could probably just gas her or something. Yeah, if you if you have an easier way to go through it, but I can just bonk her on the head.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

I I do not have enough sedatives. Beast call!

SPEAKER_08 7:41

Uh shit. Get the bonk.

SPEAKER_07 7:45

Sleep. Sleep. All the cockroaches that are on the ship rise up to help me.

SPEAKER_08 7:49

I'm assuming a brawl. I I I try I try and like calm her down a little bit, but like uh I see that you're ahead of us, and I'm like, okay, this will end well.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

You won't get away with this. I'll escape and I'll return to Coruscant, and I'll tell the entire knighthood where you are.

SPEAKER_07 8:05

Shut up!

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Just whopper. Nobody la Nobody likes you. She grabs, she I'm gonna see if she can read. I'm gonna roll her uh coordination here. Uh Illyria, you're closest to her. What is uh what's better for you? Uh brawn or agility?

SPEAKER_01 8:22

Um My brawn is three.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Okay. So see if you can restrain her then. Okay, she gets two successes. So she is able to grab almost like a scalpel, like a cheap ass scalpel, just the kind you would you would have uh to sort of do real quick first aid, not something that you would trust yourself to use to remove this device. Uh but she does have a knife now.

SPEAKER_07 8:49

Oh, that's great. Because like we don't wanna uh hurt her. I'm guessing Well, I'm guessing I would probably be flying the ship at this point if Illyria was doing surgery.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Yeah, like you you would be in hyperspace probably, or landed somewhere.

SPEAKER_07 9:03

Because oh wait. What was that place we went to to get uh dunked and Bacto where Starzan went to the fight pits before?

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Uh Polis Massa?

SPEAKER_07 9:14

Polis Massa. What was it? Where we got attacked? Well yeah, but that's because they were tracking uh oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Ahsoka.

SPEAKER_07 9:21

Ahsoka. I I kept wanting to say Illyria, and it's like, no, no, wrong person. That's because they were tracking Ahsoka ship, though. Like, I don't think they have anything on ours, and everyone who was there died. Yeah. Like, if she has a tracker in her neck, it would be unideal, but like, you know.

SPEAKER_08 9:37

Can uh I mean we already checked for anything. There is also the guild.

SPEAKER_07 9:42

The guild?

SPEAKER_02 9:42

The lollipop guild.

SPEAKER_07 9:44

Oh, the healing waters! I've been saying we should go back there. If we want to just like very quickly raise her morality, go make her drink some shit water.

SPEAKER_08 9:55

Wait, these h these healing waters aren't real? Oh, that's a shame.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

Look, they are. Starzan got his morality raised. We could probably go back there and get our moral a little bump to our morality.

SPEAKER_08 10:07

Alright, let's let's uh That's not a bad idea. And like bumping up the morality might bump up her health as well. And like we fucked her up.

SPEAKER_07 10:17

But also it's like we still need to get that tracker out of her neck, because I still don't want us leading anyone back. I I don't want it leading the Empire to Bimis either. It was Bimis, right? Yeah. Look what we look what we did to the Bimis!

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Ah my Bimis!

SPEAKER_07 10:33

Like, unless we can just like do we have a lead blanket we can wrap around her neck to stop it from transmitting?

SPEAKER_08 10:41

Should we put her in a lead blan a lead uh lined room?

SPEAKER_07 10:45

I know or Starz and can just like restrain like disarm her.

SPEAKER_08 10:49

And take her arms off?

SPEAKER_07 10:50

Literally. No, Starz Anne!

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Roll me a perception. Kind of perception. Um whoever whoever wants to, this would probably be against uh be two red perception. Two red perception.

SPEAKER_07 11:07

Two red perception. I mean perception's like my best at. Let's see.

SPEAKER_09 11:10

Three success, but a threat. One success, one advantage.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I don't even want to try. I don't wanna do it.

SPEAKER_07 11:16

Oh, come on, just because you had a bad start.

SPEAKER_08 11:19

You had a bad start.

SPEAKER_07 11:21

One success, one advantage.

SPEAKER_08 11:23

One threat.

SPEAKER_07 11:24

That's fine. I got a success and an advantage.

SPEAKER_02 11:27

Okay, so Elyria, you don't notice this, but um, the rest of you, it may uh clue something in. She said she's going to escape and return to Coruscent to tell the Imperial Knights where you are.

SPEAKER_07 11:41

Oh, so she probably doesn't have a tracker in her.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Or she doesn't know about it.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

However, Illyria and Chris, uh, you to get threat, so she uh doesn't trust you guys. That's fair. I wouldn't trust us either.

SPEAKER_07 11:58

Oh, look, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

However, Kala and Starzan got advantage.

SPEAKER_07 12:02

So will we get a bonus for interacting with her right now?

SPEAKER_02 12:05

Well, Starzan, uh, her attraction to you may not have been completely uh a fraud.

SPEAKER_07 12:11

Uh, you are a specimen, Starzan. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09 12:15

What is it with with fucking evil Sith Thirsting over Starzan?

SPEAKER_07 12:19

Have you seen him? I hear he's like 10 feet tall. Cause like, if because I can try to talk to her, because I think I'm probably the the most charming after Chris of Starzan, you want to kind of play back up for me.

SPEAKER_08 12:34

Just be just be the uh I uh the eye candy dude. Uh bad cop hot cop.

SPEAKER_07 12:39

So i if we're kind of doing this perception on her, if I kind of notice her giving like the stink eye to uh Chris and Elyria, can I just kind of be like, hey, hey, you like look, I I I I get that was probably a weird way to wake up Elyria coming at you with the scalpel, Chris, he's he's a bullshit. I know that. We get that, we're all in agreement on that, huh?

SPEAKER_08 13:00

What the fuck do you mean by za uh never mind. Chris.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Well, the last thing I remember is that one shooting at me and that one doing this, and she motions to the deep burn in her arm that Elyria left.

SPEAKER_06 13:12

Yeah, yeah. And you know what? I un I get that. Now, I just need to ask you something. You got a little little uh scar in the back of your neck.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

I have many scars.

SPEAKER_06 13:23

No, it's Trilla. Can I tr call ya Trilla?

SPEAKER_02 13:27

I suppose you may.

SPEAKER_06 13:28

Okay, thank you, Trilla. It's it's a different it's not a regular scar. Like, obviously we're all we've all been in combat, we all got scars, but it looks like something was implanted in ya. Probably by the knights. Now, do you have any remem memory of getting something implanted in ya?

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Why would the knights implant anything into me?

SPEAKER_07 13:46

Uh look, I we were, you know, we were in the nights.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

They're very clingy, we should know.

SPEAKER_07 13:52

It's not the strangest thing that they might have done. In fact, you know, actually, should we be getting our necks checked? Everyone check each other's necks. We didn't have neck.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

I check.

SPEAKER_08 14:05

And you're back. I uh the pot. I will uh can I get uh uh uh Cal set to check my uh tools.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

We form a line. We almost saw each other's shoulder facing one direction, then we turn around.

SPEAKER_07 14:21

I I assume we don't. Or should we be rolling perceptions? You don't each other. Okay. Now look, like it doesn't happen to us because like we have found immempas of the nights, but like we've been in the nights, we know what they're like, and it's like, I don't know how to tell you this, Trilla.

SPEAKER_06 14:36

It would not surprise me if you had gotten a tracker or something else implanted in you to keep you under control. You know, I feel like we maybe have something in common, in that neither of us necessarily likes the idea of having a track and chip in our necks. Would you let Elyria take a look at that and help you out with it?

SPEAKER_02 14:55

And and she does like feel kind of behind her her head when uh she notices you guys checking each other for ticks. And she says, It appears to be as you say. I do have a mark back there, but it could have been created by any number of things. How do I know that you're not just using something that exists and trying to come up with a story for it? Because we're not that good of storytellers.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

I mean, we didn't want to be the Empire's pet, and you clearly are, so maybe we can help you not.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

I am no one's pet.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Well, as long as you got a call. Oh, but you've got a collar on you. Clearly.

SPEAKER_09 15:33

It'll be uh coercion against her cool.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

Ooh.

SPEAKER_09 15:36

What if I go to red? Does can can Starzan add a blue by going, ooh.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

Too red. I've got yellow.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

You're all kind of like pressing her on this so you can add two blues.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Can I roll can I can I use the destiny?

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Two failure for advantage. Wait, I was gonna say can we give you unskilled assistance so you can add blues? Did you add blues from us? Do you want blues? Can I get blues for a software? Yeah, you said you could add two blues. Two blues? Let me add two blues on.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Two blues.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Okay. So from my two blues, I got two success, which would cancel out the two failure. So five advantage.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

It definitely is bothering her, but she's still trying to seem like she's in control. And she says, Alright, if you're such experts, then what do you think it was, founding members, or did they not let you in on that part of the plan?

SPEAKER_01 16:24

No, because we left before You know what? I'm cool. I'm cool. Are you cool? Do you need to be a little bit more?

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Oh, you think this is something that they started doing after you left?

SPEAKER_07 16:33

What you don't think that uh we having defected Yeah, having four of the founding members uh take off might have motivated them to keep a closer leash on the ones that were left.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Oh, you must be really good at fighting because you're not good at thinking for yourself.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

You may have been too busy cloistered away in the council chambers, but I was in the temple when you were still allowed to be there.

SPEAKER_08 16:58

Oh, snap, she got us back.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

We d yeah. I would we want to be allowed to be there, we defected.

SPEAKER_08 17:05

Oh, sorry. Sorry, I I get into these uh burn battles a lot. It's been a while since I've been a part of one.

SPEAKER_06 17:13

I'll stop, I'll stop. It's okay, Trilla, honey, what's your point with that?

SPEAKER_02 17:17

My point is that clearly there are things about the Imperial Knights that you do not know, or if this is something that was going on while you were still members, perhaps you were always pawns. This was always expected of you, that you would run away. Maybe the Emperor and Lord Vader did not see you as worth including.

SPEAKER_06 17:37

Maybe. But if four of the people who were found in members were kept in the dark and being used as pawns, what do you think the odds are that you're being treated with more respect than that? What do you think the odds are that they actually trust you enough to not put a chip in your neck?

SPEAKER_08 17:51

I have earned my independence. Can we scan you to see if there's a chip in your neck? Feel free if you have the technology.

SPEAKER_06 17:58

We give you a me if you want to take a look at it. Hey, if you're so skilled, you can't.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

I can feel a scar, but I do not know what it is for, and I am not willing to believe you.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

And you don't remember getting it either?

SPEAKER_02 18:10

Unless anyone would like to take a closer look and she looks right at Starzan.

SPEAKER_07 18:15

Oh. Oh no, Starzan doing a medical check.

SPEAKER_09 18:18

Starzan is a doctor. Doctor Starzan. She thinks that's just because one of um one of Turcules' outfits was like wearing a doctor's Helming costume.

SPEAKER_07 18:32

Tearaway doctor's costume.

SPEAKER_09 18:36

He's a hot dog. Oh right.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Hot doctors.

SPEAKER_09 18:38

Hot doctors.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

Hot doctors.

SPEAKER_09 18:40

Okay. Yeah, so Turcules is gonna make a medicine roll. And she she uh she presents her neck to you and she says, be gentle.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Oh boy. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_08 18:51

Can can um uh Illyria add a blue to like help him out? I'll just like kind of like try to interpret what she's gonna do.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

We already found it. Like you don't need to do anything. It's there. It's right there. I'll just poke it. It's right there.

SPEAKER_07 19:06

Are you are you gonna like maybe uh caress her neck a little bit more sensuously just to make her abide by this?

SPEAKER_09 19:12

You can like motion to that to me, and I'll be like, huh? Oh, oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:17

Yeah, I'll kind of like run my fingers down the side of my neck and then like nod at you, like, yeah, yeah, do that.

SPEAKER_09 19:23

I I catch on and pet her like a cat. She purrs. Give me a uh give me a coordination.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

We call this medical malpractice.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

Coordination is cool, so that'll be a two purple.

SPEAKER_07 19:38

He's a hot dog, he's allowed to do this.

SPEAKER_09 19:42

Oh, I have my force dice. Okay. Two purple. Uh one threat, one dark side, one light side.

SPEAKER_07 19:51

Oh, you use the light side to get uh a success?

SPEAKER_09 19:54

A success.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Sure. Yeah, I can flip a destiny, use that, and she says your touch is soothing. Tell me, what did you find back there? Uh a tracking device.

SPEAKER_09 20:05

I feel like uh someone What Elyria said. Someone wants to follow you. Is it everything? I I d I did not put it there.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

It wasn't me. Well, perhaps if you did, I would be more willing to accept it, but I will accept your word, Starzan. Or do you prefer to Hercules? You never answered my question. If you chose this life or if it was imposed upon you.

SPEAKER_09 20:36

Uh Starzan live many lives. Starzan live for uh his lineage. Is that what Starzan wants?

SPEAKER_07 20:46

Is it what you want, Starzan, or is it just what you gotta do?

SPEAKER_09 20:49

Tell me what you need. Is it what Starzan is?

SPEAKER_01 20:52

Actually uh his Valsell?

SPEAKER_07 20:56

Just like me will have you know.

SPEAKER_09 20:58

Kind of looks off in the distance like Starzan never asked what Destiny Starzan won. What about the Well I'm asking Starzan won?

SPEAKER_07 21:07

Does Starzan want to be Torcules full time?

SPEAKER_08 21:10

No, no, this is this is a good this is a good question, Starzan. It is about time that you find yourself.

SPEAKER_09 21:16

Starzan not in position to Starzan, no.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Are we breaking Starzan? I understand it's a difficult question when we are surrounded by so many of your captors, Starzan. But maybe later we can discuss this in private. Captors?

SPEAKER_08 21:32

Captors. Look at look at him. He could cap he he could capture us anytime he wants.

SPEAKER_09 21:37

Starzan free man, Starzan.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

The prison of the mind is more powerful than any physical cage.

SPEAKER_09 21:44

Under my breath, I say shut the fuck up. Sure is. Sure is. In building path to freedom.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Then I should trust you about this tracking device that has supposedly been put inside me. Yes. Very well. I think that I should trust you when it comes to things that are put inside me, and I will believe you in this moment. If it is as you say, and the knights have somehow managed to put something inside of my body against my will, then I will have my revenge against them as well. Hell yeah. But that does not mean that I am joining your crusade, or that if it suits my needs, I will not betray all three of you.

SPEAKER_07 22:42

Of course not. We would expect nothing else. But you know, maybe let Elyria take another look at that tracking device or that scar to see if we can get whatever's in there out.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Very well.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Hold my hand.

SPEAKER_09 22:58

Uh Starzan will defend.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

Do I get blues for her complying?

SPEAKER_09 23:04

She was knocked out the last time.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

I guess.

SPEAKER_07 23:06

Because we how many Destiny do we still have?

SPEAKER_02 23:08

We have two.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

I have three yellows and one green to medicine. I don't know what's wrong with me. Can you reset the dice roller? Maybe. Okay. What's the role?

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Two purples and two blacks?

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Two success, two threat.

SPEAKER_07 23:24

May maybe maybe you out her a little bit and she like uh.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

Well, I don't know what kind of anesthetics you have, but like you know, yeah, so as you cut into her skin, like she just like sits there and takes it. You can see like she doesn't move, but tears do start like rolling out of her eyes.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

I whisper, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

They're there. Starzend, wipe away her tears.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

It seems that she has uh learned to be stoic in the face of pain. Oh, Starzan get that.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Star Zen totally gets that.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Stoiko.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

Stoiko.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Elvis Stoiko. And Illyria, uh, you can pull out like this little silver dot that was in there. It's it's very small. The only reason you can get it maybe if the scalpel is slightly magnetized and it attaches. But it's the kind of thing that could be uh put in and hidden. Like even like feeling around for it, you wouldn't necessarily be able to find it.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Yep, that's a tracker.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Yep, that was what was in ya. We didn't just pull this out of her pocket. She takes it and she like she just dabs her finger onto the edge of the blade and she picks it up and she looks at it and she just like presses her fingers together to crush it.

SPEAKER_09 24:45

Yeah. Storytime gives her like a uh thumbs up, like, yeah. Destruction. Yes. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

You have to seduce this woman so that she doesn't attack us and betray us.

SPEAKER_07 24:57

That's the only thing. If we get her to the healing waters, that'll raise her morality. And then if we take her back to our base, it'll blast all the dark side out of her eyes.

SPEAKER_09 25:06

We j we just need to make sure she doesn't corrupt Starzan before then.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

Starzan, give me the key to your chastity belt.

SPEAKER_08 25:16

Oh, semen demons abound. Oh no. She's out to get me.

SPEAKER_07 25:21

We'll say just like, I'll I'll just kind of nod at that uh at it and just like, so uh, you believe us now?

SPEAKER_02 25:27

I am choosing to trust.

SPEAKER_08 25:29

Okay. And and we all give a uh uh a jumping high five where there's a freeze frame in the air.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

No, we give a jump we give a standing high five where we all hold it and it we pretend it's a freeze frame.

SPEAKER_08 25:42

She's looking at us just like, why are they still? Well we don't jump, we just like, yay!

SPEAKER_07 25:47

But uh, you know, we have somewhere that we can go that we were going to go for ourselves that'll uh if there's any other last and damage that the uh the Imperial Knights have done to ya, will help get help get you fixed up, you know. Yeah, program. And after all, like they did that to you.

SPEAKER_08 26:03

What else are they gonna do to you?

SPEAKER_07 26:04

I'm sorry that you had to find out this way, for what it's worth. Seemed like you believed in the organization.

SPEAKER_08 26:10

I mean we did too, but then we found out that they were all full of shit, so uh you know. But you know to the club.

SPEAKER_07 26:17

Oh, yeah, it's a little dismissive to put it like that, Chris. I mean it's still a tough thing to learn.

SPEAKER_08 26:23

I don't think it's that. You're fuck, what was that? What was that quote uh from that video uh from the uh last Jedi video? You're got uh God is dead but yours especially. You got God is dead and yours especially. I'm gonna put that in once a m uh once a uh a series. Oh god. I think I put it in last season series as well.

SPEAKER_07 26:44

You got such a confident Aura, you know, you're really uh really sensitive to what people might be going through. That's what we like about you the best.

SPEAKER_08 26:53

But that but then we know how to party.

SPEAKER_07 26:56

Yeah. Anyways, but um, yeah, so we're gonna be going there. You uh you wanna get some rest? Hang out with Starzan, avoid the rest of us.

SPEAKER_11 27:06

I could rest.

SPEAKER_07 27:08

Okay. Well let you know when we get there then, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

No, you know. I am still your prisoner, though it seems that this prison is uh perhaps more welcoming than I had anticipated.

SPEAKER_07 27:20

Look, we Yeah. You know what? I don't think you want to hear from me right now, so I'm not gonna bother. You get some rest. Yes. See ya soon.

SPEAKER_08 27:28

It'll be fine. I mean, of course of course it'll be fine. You're around, eh? Am I right?

SPEAKER_07 27:33

When I say you get some rest, I won't bother you. I am kind of like looking at Starzan just like, keep her happy.

SPEAKER_00 27:40

What?

SPEAKER_07 27:43

No, like no. Just cut it off. No, not like that, Starzan, but it's like, you know, if she likes your company, then you know, like, uh, just keep it company.

SPEAKER_08 27:57

Do you want to watch a hello picture with uh my boy? He's a very big fan of uh Ready to Space Rumble.

SPEAKER_07 28:05

Ah, ready to spumble. Starzan is not ready to spumble!

SPEAKER_09 28:10

Do not make continuations about Starzan. Yep. Tarzan has sacred oath. Starzan must protect Seed from usurpers of the throne.

SPEAKER_07 28:21

Uh, Starzan.

SPEAKER_09 28:22

A dark Jedi sitting on the throne of of uh Edgar Rice.

SPEAKER_07 28:27

I mean, in any case, if we're gonna go to Bimus and try to partake of some healing waters and get her to partake of some healing waters, then I'm gonna go land a course for Bimis.

SPEAKER_09 28:37

Bimin up.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

I'll land a course for Bush.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

Yeah, give me uh give me uh two purple and a black astrogation just to make sure that just in c like.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

I can take away the black.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Somebody may have been following to success, okay. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, because if uh she left the planet before she was supposed to, you can land a course to Bimis. Uh where on Bimis are you gonna set down?

SPEAKER_07 29:03

Do we want to go straight for the uh the emerald city that was all full of hillbillies uh in the hopes that the water is okay, or do we want to go back to the village that helped us before?

SPEAKER_08 29:13

Although I am curious about that. I am curious about that water myself.

SPEAKER_07 29:19

I'm curious about the water. You know what? Let's go back to the village and maybe they can uh tell us what's gone on in the last few years, see if they want to be us.

SPEAKER_09 29:28

I know a lot's happened since then. What have you guys been up to?

SPEAKER_02 29:31

You can uh return to the village that you landed at before, and you can see all of the bims uh gathering around to see you to see you landing, and they seem just as welcoming as last time. Oh nice. And when they see you come out, they say, The wizards! The wizards are back! The wizards have returned! I mean, yeah, kinda, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:51

We are I mean, we are magical. Look at my bright smile.

SPEAKER_07 29:56

Say uh hello. Uh how how uh how things been? Readings, have you come to bless us with a bounty of fluids? A bounty of fluids? Yes. What's uh what's been going on since we left? Because we cleared those people out of the uh the Emerald City or those are the city.

SPEAKER_09 30:10

Oh you did?

SPEAKER_06 30:11

Yeah, did we not?

SPEAKER_09 30:12

That was years ago.

SPEAKER_06 30:14

That was many years ago.

SPEAKER_09 30:17

Oh dear. We got those people out of there for you. Oh really? How long ago? Uh years ago? It's been sitting vacant, waiting for you.

SPEAKER_07 30:25

Like I I guess, like, yeah, you know, if you want to go back there, it's been it's been ready.

SPEAKER_08 30:31

I hope it still is. Do you want us to double check or Yeah, we go double check on that for ya.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

No, no, it's alright. We uh we have continued to eek out a meager living here.

SPEAKER_08 30:43

I don't like the word eek. Can you use a different word?

SPEAKER_07 30:46

Scrape?

SPEAKER_08 30:47

There we go, that's better.

SPEAKER_07 30:48

I don't like the way you talk. Can you talk different? Don't really make me feel more cruel.

SPEAKER_08 30:56

Chris is a real asshole asshole this uh this episode.

SPEAKER_07 30:59

But yeah, so there's been no uh no big changes on the planet. You're still kind of scraping by with the water.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

Well, it's flow has increased by a moderate amount, but it is still not enough to completely save our spirits.

SPEAKER_06 31:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 31:13

Well, like, hey, uh like we because we cleared those people out of there the last time we were here. What do you say we go over, make sure they they didn't come back, and um then we'll come back and let you know what the water situation is looking like. Well, yeah, you you said that you did it last time you you were here. Well, yeah, but you know, like I we can't. We have not been troubled by raiders. Oh, okay. Do do we all want to go over that together? We're kind of hoping that uh if the water is okay, we might be able to partake. Oh well, feel free to drink drink deeply of our well. Right now? Should we do we want to get well before we get it?

SPEAKER_08 31:43

Well, it will take some minutes to retrieve the water. Let's do it. I would like to be I would like to be well. I would like to be a part of your well.

SPEAKER_07 31:50

To get well.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Drink from the well. And it doesn't take as long as last time to reach the bottom, and when it comes up, it is completely full rather than half full.

SPEAKER_07 32:03

Yay! Now is this for all of us or like are we shan or one bucket a person? How big is a bucket? It's bucket-sized.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

You have to drink a whole bucket to get the benefits from.

SPEAKER_09 32:14

We're doing buckets together, everybody.

SPEAKER_07 32:16

I see someone has never drank an entire liter of water in a span of two minutes because you're just really thirsty. I have, I have. I could just do that in real time. What are you drinking water at a normal rate like a loser?

SPEAKER_01 32:32

I'm a big water drinker.

SPEAKER_08 32:34

I try to piss constantly.

SPEAKER_07 32:37

Yes, I do. What of it?

SPEAKER_09 32:39

Irrigation system. The toilet flushes itself.

SPEAKER_08 32:42

I I piss so much.

SPEAKER_07 32:43

Ugh. Look, if the water comes up, I'll take uh a big gulp.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

You can take a big gulp and uh returning to this place, this place of uh of joy and of of sunshine, somewhere far over the rainbow, you can reflect on how far you've come, how you've uh shed the shackles, how you've tried to be good to other people, even though every once in a while maybe you gotta kill somebody. But like, you know, you saved, you tried to save uh an Imperial Knight. You didn't you didn't execute her. You tried to make this very nice of us. Make a romantic connection between like an Imperial Moth who is like probably a nice guy, but like you don't know he's an Imperial Moth, you don't know what else he was get getting up to, but we helped him find romance with the person who killed his wife, but you know, he seemed into it. Yeah. So uh you can feel your morality uh has increased to 50.

SPEAKER_07 33:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Good boys.

SPEAKER_07 33:42

We've returned. Does that mean we can use the light side?

SPEAKER_02 33:46

No, you gotta get to 70.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

No. What is this? My university degree? You need a 70 to pass your theater classes? What if we chug more water?

SPEAKER_02 33:57

You can chug it, but it doesn't go anymore.

SPEAKER_07 34:00

Okay, well, can we uh get be like Trella? This is gonna make you feel better.

SPEAKER_09 34:04

What if we boof the water?

SPEAKER_07 34:05

Well then Oh yeah, Starzan, pour some on your chest again, be like just like we did before.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Wait, doesn't that mean stick it up her ass? Let's give her the holy water enema.

SPEAKER_07 34:16

No, remember last time they did chest boofing?

SPEAKER_09 34:19

I'm asking God a question. Would boofing the water increase our morale more? No. In this case, no.

SPEAKER_07 34:28

Okay, then never mind. In this one specific case, any other time.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

Well, it's a case-by-case thing. Some some water may be uh boofable.

SPEAKER_09 34:38

Yeah. Yeah, okay. We're the ch worth asking, you know. You never know until you ask. We we have to ask these questions, otherwise we never get answers. Drink the moral water. I love the idea of tricking someone into drinking the water.

SPEAKER_08 34:53

Oh fuck, I feel like a good person now. You son of a bitch. You fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_07 34:57

Yeah, star will sh will she drink it if Starzan uh bids her to do so. Yeah, uh, yeah, she'll kill myself and do it.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

Take uh a long drink, she'll grab her own big gulp cup and she'll sip it up. And as she does, you get you can see like her face going through a number of emotions. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_07 35:18

Does she just immediately look healthier? Was she kind of sallow before?

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Yeah, she she was like real greasy looking. She was kind of like she was shiny. She was she was dressed up and glamorous for the wedding, but she has been like sweating unconscious in your ship. You can tell that she's she's have she's she's having like there's a lot of stuff going on inside of her uh that this water may be unlocking. When you drank, you reflected on all the good you've done. For her, uh, it would be the opposite.

SPEAKER_07 35:54

When I'm seeing her with that distant look in her eyes, just like, how uh how you doing?

SPEAKER_02 35:59

And she looks at you, and she says, Is there a layer below rock bottom?

SPEAKER_07 36:06

Uh, I don't know, but I feel like uh we've maybe all been there.

SPEAKER_08 36:11

Bottom of the well? I mean that that is rock bottom.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

There are things that I've done that I am now reconsidering.

SPEAKER_07 36:20

Yeah. That's understandable. It's like there's a there's a lot of stuff that we did thinking that we were doing the right thing that we would maybe like to take back.

SPEAKER_08 36:30

Turns out that was not good for our morality.

SPEAKER_07 36:33

For what it's worth, you're you're you're in not good company, but you're in the company of other people who know what that feels like.

SPEAKER_03 36:40

Bad company.

SPEAKER_07 36:42

Bad company.

SPEAKER_08 36:42

I can't deny.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Well, I feel like uh perhaps it would be best if uh perhaps those who held us captive were brought to justice.

SPEAKER_07 36:52

I'm glad we're all on the same page there.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

I thought that the Imperial Knights would provide the freedom I sought as a Jedi, but it was only another prison.

SPEAKER_07 37:07

Yeah. You know, we th we thought that uh we'd be able to reform the Jedi, because we uh working with ISP, we did come across a lot of corruption, a lot of bad people, but you know, it's just replacing one flawed one flawed system with a worse one.

SPEAKER_08 37:22

Oops. It wasn't all our bad, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_07 37:27

Look, it was mostly the emperor's bad. Let's be real.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

I've heard things about him.

SPEAKER_07 37:32

About the emperor?

SPEAKER_03 37:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 37:34

Let's order things. Maybe tell you if it's true or not.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

I've heard that he may have been dabbling in the teachings of the Sith that have come to the temple. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not. Maybe Lord Vader has been instructing him in the ways of the dark side.

SPEAKER_07 37:49

That wait, that Lord Vader's been instructing him?

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Yes, Chancellor or Emperor Palpatine is not a Jedi, but anyone can be taught.

SPEAKER_07 38:00

Ah, hmm.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 38:02

No, it's uh I I I fear you can. He he is he is Lord Vader's master.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

Lord Vader has no master, he is the Lord of the Imperial Knights. He like now or ever since when?

SPEAKER_07 38:15

Well, no, he's always been the Knight Commander. But like, no, like uh Palpatine is like, yeah. Yeah, no, uh Palpatine's, I guess, not I don't know if it would be you call it the real name or like just uh secret name is Darth Sidious.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

And Well, that doesn't make any sense because uh Lord Vader only took on the Darth title once the Lost Tribe of the Sith came to the temple, and that was an honorific that was bestowed to uh represent the uniting of the two cultures.

SPEAKER_09 38:42

It is very funny. We were just arguing with her about it whether or not she's been kept in the dark, and she's like, no, no, no, I know everything. I know everything. No, I don't know if teaching Palpatine.

SPEAKER_07 38:52

I don't know how to break this to you, but uh did did you you heard about Darth Maul when you're in the in the temple?

SPEAKER_02 38:59

No, I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_07 39:00

Yeah, Kenobi Fottum. I know you were Padawan, but like, you know, you probably would have heard about that.

SPEAKER_03 39:06

Well, I heard about that there was um a master called Obi-Wan Kenobi, but I don't know anything about him.

SPEAKER_06 39:13

Oh no, that's old Ben.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

It was like a a whole Wait, did Anakin have a Was he the one who was cuckolding Lord Vader? Uh what? Pademois? Well, that's the assumption anyway. Uh go on. Where does this come from? You know about Lord Vader's divorce. There are some rumors at the temple that uh the cause of it was that she was stepping out with this master Kenobi, and that's why he's so adamant to find and destroy him.

SPEAKER_07 39:44

Oh, no, I think the main cause of his divorce is um Anakin or Lord Vader uh be an evil? Yeah, be an evil.

SPEAKER_08 39:54

Or because he was a politician. Yeah. Yeah. I I I do like having Zammunition to call Anakin a uh cuck whenever I see him now.

SPEAKER_07 40:06

Okay, wait, if if Dangar gets married and his wife cheats on him, is he now that mummy cuck?

SPEAKER_08 40:12

That mummy cuck. That mummy cuck.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

I feel like okay, well, here's the thing.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

So Dangar did get married.

SPEAKER_07 40:18

And Obi-Wan was his best man, I know this. Oh no, Obi-Wan Boba Fett cheese.

SPEAKER_09 40:23

Yeah, Boba Fett was his Boba Fett was his best man. Uh next uh campaign we do, we definitely need to have the uh Dangar that mummy. Dengar's wedding episode. We're all invited to Dengar's wedding.

SPEAKER_07 40:37

Uh what's your point about her being a politician? I mean, like, I know like people like to be like, eh, politicians uh they're they're the real blood suckers, but you know, like Yeah, politicians don't believe in anything.

SPEAKER_08 40:48

Oh, no, no. She's being um she's being indoc uh she's still an indoctrination phrase. Let us tell you something called nuance.

SPEAKER_06 40:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:59

Oh, you think that she was she was a true believer that she's she's really one of those lib cucks.

SPEAKER_07 41:05

Okay, we're gonna have to like work on this. Um Why you drink some more water? Why you take another pig sword?

SPEAKER_08 41:16

She went from like a zero to ten with that water.

SPEAKER_07 41:19

Uh yeah, uh, you know, like yeah, I feel like you're gonna have to maybe work on uh questioning a lot of the things that you you're wanting to take as facts right now, given that we now know, you know, you now know what this feeling is that like, oh, you did bad things in service of bad people.

SPEAKER_08 41:39

Also, empathy, just in general, empathy is a good thing to have.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Well, do you think that just because I feel bad for the things that I was coerced into doing by the Imperial Knights, the things that they made me do, that I'm suddenly going to change my entire belief structure?

SPEAKER_06 41:55

Well, I would think so.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

If I was not how that goes?

SPEAKER_07 41:59

From okay, how long have you held this belief structure? Is this uh a a recent-ish development?

SPEAKER_02 42:05

Have you been on the Hollonet lately? There's a lot of very persuasive arguments out there. Do your research. How about that? Do your research before you go and try and talk to me about that stuff.

SPEAKER_06 42:14

Stop falling for propaganda. Stop following for propaganda.

SPEAKER_08 42:18

Uh stupid effing kid.

SPEAKER_06 42:20

We are not the stupid effing kid.

SPEAKER_08 42:23

We're not we're not gonna go, we're not gonna go off the rails here. How old are you even?

SPEAKER_02 42:28

Oh Jesus Christ. She's probably she's like the same age as you guys. I mean, you're probably older than her, but she's like same age as Illyria, probably.

SPEAKER_04 42:35

God.

SPEAKER_08 42:35

It's it's uh it's okay. It's okay. We don't need to uh uh we don't need to lose our heads about this. We just need to uh be aware that there's some you do you do you admit that there is still l some learnings that you may have to do now that you've uh realized what has happened.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

Yes, we Not as a start.

SPEAKER_08 42:56

I've it seems that the temple is a swamp and it must be drained.

SPEAKER_07 43:00

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. You know what?

SPEAKER_08 43:02

That's a s you know what? That's you know, something, I guess. There is algae in the swamp.

SPEAKER_07 43:07

God. We gotta put some peroxide in it, that'll fix it. Uh God, maybe we do see the same thing.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

And maybe the Imperialites are wrong, and maybe many of the things that I did in their name were not as effective as I would have hoped they are, but you were around during the war. You saw what all those aliens in the Confederacy were up to.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Excuse me?

SPEAKER_02 43:27

Oh no, she's racist.

SPEAKER_06 43:28

No, no, no, hang on, hang on, hang on. The Confederacy.

SPEAKER_07 43:31

The the the Separatists. You you're you're concerned about the Separatists and the war?

SPEAKER_02 43:35

No, but you saw what they were and how many more people there are like them. There are terrorists all over the galaxy.

SPEAKER_06 43:41

Who do you think Okay. We already told you Palpatine was Vader's master. Has always been. He's been Darth Sidious. He's been Darth Sidious for a while.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

I don't know what that means. I've never heard of that word.

SPEAKER_06 43:54

You you've never heard of that word?

SPEAKER_02 43:56

I've never heard of a Darth Sidious. I don't know what that means, nothing to.

SPEAKER_06 44:00

Right, because you weren't actually involved in any of those Well, you know what? Maybe we should go back to the base, maybe talk to Gray. He's uh uh ISB person. Maybe he can uh maybe shed a little bit more about it.

SPEAKER_02 44:13

Well maybe he can tell you about all of the protests that Count Dooku was funding.

SPEAKER_00 44:17

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

Oh god. It was all date. She's kind of fun.

SPEAKER_07 44:25

Look, just ca just because she drank the waters of Bimis and feels bad about her actions doesn't mean that she's uh Yeah, we gotta go put her we gotta go send her down to the light side virgin just to get the dark side blasted out of her and then just like sit her down with Grey for a bit. Where's the educate this bitch?

SPEAKER_02 44:41

Unfortunately, uh political ideology and just being kind of stupid doesn't uh have anything to do with your soul's morality.

SPEAKER_07 44:48

Uh look, I'm just saying that like maybe getting the dark side blast out of her isn't gonna fix her soul and isn't gonna make her not be an idiot. But like it'll at least new to her from using the dark side, at least if she does start to cause issues on the base.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

I mean, do you think that she'll survive?

SPEAKER_07 45:04

Like and a darkness blasted out of her?

SPEAKER_02 45:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 45:07

I mean, we did.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

If you can't kill your own shadow, you don't deserve to be good. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 45:11

Oh, I see. That's what you mean. Like, as a shadow gonna kill her.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 45:15

I mean, unless someone wants to help her, do we want to help her fight a shadow? I guess, like, kind of, you know, the I I I I suppose that, you know, thematically you kinda gotta kill it yourself, and if you don't want to, then I mean there are several Jedi at the base. Maybe someone can go down with her and uh help out. Or, you know, just like, hey, maybe she can interact with Jedi again and be like, actually learn to stop being an idiot.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

How bullied was she in Jedi school?

SPEAKER_02 45:45

Hey, were you like real bullied in Jedi school? You know Jedi aren't supposed to bully.

SPEAKER_07 45:50

But they that doesn't necessarily stop them.

SPEAKER_08 45:53

It doesn't prevent them from stop from bullying, yes.

SPEAKER_07 45:56

We know that's not the case. We were service card, you know the Jedi would uh some of the Jedi would talk to us? We know that, you know, not all the Jedi are nice people or we're nice people.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

I know they're not supposed to bully, but they did. Yeah, I know. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_08 46:08

So it's absolute fucks.

SPEAKER_07 46:10

But, you know, oh I I I appreciate that, you know, perhaps you have some unresolved uh issues that are persuading you towards this point of view. That's what got us too, you know? But anyways, maybe we should go.

SPEAKER_06 46:32

Wait, will you washin'? Sorry, wrong question.

SPEAKER_07 46:35

Maybe not the time, but will you wash it though?

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Look, some of us just have fine hair and it gets greasy immediately.

SPEAKER_07 46:44

I mean someone might have fine hair that gets greasy immediately. It's fine. Okay, do we want to take her back to the base, maybe drop her off with the Jedi in Grey?

SPEAKER_08 46:56

Yeah. Yes, I I think we should, yes.

SPEAKER_07 46:59

She's these stupid bims have just been watching us this whole time.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

She'll she'll go with you back to Alishan. She doesn't want to uh return to the Imperial Knights, but also she is uh not totally on board with your Fahu Doraing.

SPEAKER_07 47:14

Like maybe we can bring her around. Maybe Starzan can Oh my god, is this a situation where Starzan can fix the Sundare character with his penis? It's in a cage!

SPEAKER_09 47:25

Maybe a volcell and an incel are exactly what they need. Oh my god, you and Illyriak. Sounds like a uh Jeremy Renner rom com.

SPEAKER_08 47:37

A Jeremy Renner-C. Which one's the volsell and which one's the incel?

SPEAKER_09 47:41

Well, he was in that movie where he played like a Nazi who fell in love with a black girl.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

I don't have a cage on my penis, so I'm the Valls.

SPEAKER_07 47:50

What do you have on your penis?

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Nothing.

SPEAKER_08 47:54

I was wondering, I was wondering about like who uh okay, but I I guess there's a movie with Jeremy Renner where it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_09 48:00

She's the incel. Because she wants Starzan dick, but is like a greasy loser.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

That's true.

SPEAKER_09 48:06

And Starzan is the himbo uh chickmagnet who is a volcell because of his uh sacred religion.

SPEAKER_07 48:14

Oh my god, she's the nerd and you're the jock. Someone just has to get her to shower and dress up and take off her glasses, and like it's it's gonna work.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

And then I'll grab my uh ukulele it's downstairs and I'll go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 48:27

See, the last time she had a shower with at the Jedi Academy, they told her to plug it up, so.

SPEAKER_07 48:34

Oh my god, wait, no, she because I I remember it was like uh Chris who who pegged who she was because it's like was she in Chris's class? Chris, did you bully her for being a greasy weirdo?

SPEAKER_08 48:46

Hey, I didn't peg anybody, okay?

SPEAKER_07 48:48

Let alone my class.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

He bullied her in French.

SPEAKER_07 48:53

Yeah, that would have been. That one was walking past me, always muttering tabernacle. I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_09 49:02

Mattered mattered. Means you knack tabers.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

So you can uh return to Alice. And when you land, Gray is like there to meet you. He's running out. He's like, hey, you guys, where have you been? We've got and he like points to a non-existent chrono that he's not wearing, and he's like, We got a clock that's ticking. I got a contact with Sabe. What that's ticking?

SPEAKER_08 49:25

Well, uh, don't stop uh Sabe us from uh helping you out, dude.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

Okay, and who is this? What is this? Is this uh your girlfriend? Like, what is this? What's happening? Who is this? Is she safe? Uh uh. She may need a little bit of um education. She's a trilisutory formerly of the Imperial Knights. Now I am attaché to this massive hunk of meat.

SPEAKER_07 49:52

Oh, stop it, you flatter.

SPEAKER_08 49:56

You know, uh you can't spell uh meat without team.

SPEAKER_07 50:00

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

Alright, well let's save the meat factory for later.

SPEAKER_07 50:03

We I got like a- Yeah, what what do you hear from Sabai?

SPEAKER_02 50:08

We can trust her former Imperial Knight. She's good. Well do you need to take her down to the basement?

SPEAKER_07 50:13

Uh maybe. Well, we might need some Jedi to assist if she's going to the basement and uh, you know, getting anything um dealing with the darkness. You know what you know, you know, you know the situation down there.

SPEAKER_08 50:23

You know. The darkness.

SPEAKER_07 50:24

You know, she believes.

SPEAKER_08 50:25

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

What? I was going gonna go on a rant about the darkness, but I'll save that.

SPEAKER_08 50:34

Realized I like with alright.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

Like their first three albums are really good, but then number four was alright.

SPEAKER_07 50:41

But uh, but yeah, if there's any any Jedi free who might be able to um help in the basement if uh, you know, you gotta fight a shadow monster. It's uh it's a whole rite of passage thing trilla. But um, and also if you can maybe bring her up to speed on the whole situation with uh Sidious and and that. But you know, but first, Sabe. You heard from Sabe.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

She's willing to lend us her cruiser.

SPEAKER_07 51:06

Oh, perfect, okay. Conditionally.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

She needs a bit of help. Okay. I mean, does that make sense? This is I don't know the details, but from the sounds of things, uh the things she's been using it for, she's been using it against the Huts. And from what I hear, the Huts have started developing countermeasures for her. This could solve two problems at once. We need the light cruiser that so that we can actually get to Geonosis, but we also need a way to take control of the KDY construction vehicles. Sabe mentioned that this slicer was interfering with her ship's systems.

SPEAKER_07 51:42

So is this like a slicer who's working for the huts?

SPEAKER_02 51:44

That's what we think.

SPEAKER_07 51:46

Okay. Are you thinking that like we recruit the slicer for our own purposes?

SPEAKER_02 51:50

It could be a slicer. It could be a piece of technology that the slicer has, but there's one ship in particular that Sabe is having a lot of trouble around. It's the Nal Hutta Jewel, the flagship of uh a hut by the name of Ganis. Ganis? Would we- Couldn't we roll to know anything about Ganis? Ganus the hunt. Um, hey Kala, why don't you flip a destiny point?

SPEAKER_07 52:12

Oh, okay. I'll flip a destiny point if you insist.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

I mean if you want.

SPEAKER_07 52:17

Well, y you've put it like that. I kinda want to now. I want to know what you actually no. No, I'll flip a destiny point. Okay. Uh What do I know about Ganus? Kala, you've uh heard the name of the- Was this the guy that my mom owed all that money to?

SPEAKER_02 52:31

Yeah, this was the hut that your mom was indebted to.

unknown 52:34

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 52:40

Ganis is something.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

Yeah, Ganis the Hutt. Now, Ganis the Hutt's flagship is probably very well defended if he's got a slicer or a slicer with some kind of equipment on there that we would be able to make use of. That would probably be very difficult to get to, except we have a way in.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

This better not be turning me in for a bounty.

SPEAKER_08 53:01

You're on the right track, but no.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

No, Sabe!

SPEAKER_08 53:04

We've done it before, and by golly, we'll probably do it again.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

Okay, so I think.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

Ganis doesn't like Sabe tooling around in an Imperial Light cruiser, obstructing his slavery operations. Ganis has posted a very sizable bounty on Sabe's head, and he is gathering a coterie of bounty hunters at his ship.

SPEAKER_07 53:24

Okay. So so she's thinking we use hers bait.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

I think you go there, I think you take the job. I think you pretend to take the job.

SPEAKER_07 53:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:33

And I think you uh find the slicer aboard his ship and you get him out of there.

SPEAKER_07 53:38

Okay. I think we can do that. Do we have to like go to him first to be like we're taking the job, or is it just like if we show up with her, then it's like, oh yeah, come on in.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Taking the liberty of forging some uh credentials.

SPEAKER_07 53:50

Yeah. Oh, perfect. That's great out of everything.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

These are Bounty Hunter Guild identifications, and he hands them out to you. Sweet, what did I get? So he ha he has four of them, and he says, Which one of you is going to be wearing that Mandalorian armor you looted?

SPEAKER_07 54:07

Ooh, I wonder if it should be me. Yes. Oh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 54:11

I mean, usually usually it's me, but yeah, that's uh that's my uh it makes sense that it would be you, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:17

Yeah, because like I as far as I know, there is also a bounty on me because it's like I am now considered to be responsible for paying off my mom's debt. So it's like, ooh, I don't ooh, I don't wanna, but like, maybe, maybe it should be me this time. Yeah, su I'll I'll be I'll with a Mandalorian Ama.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

Alright, and he's and he shuffles through and he says, Alright, so you are going to be. Ah, here. And he hands it to you. Uh, what is your Mandalorian name? What identity has he given you?

SPEAKER_07 54:46

Ooh. Let's say I am Baboo Fuck. Boobafuck.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

That's my stripper name.

SPEAKER_11 54:55

The Booba Fett.

SPEAKER_09 55:02

Oh god.

SPEAKER_08 55:03

Mandalorian name generator. Oh, is that a thing?

SPEAKER_07 55:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 55:07

I guess. I guess there's a there's something for everything.

SPEAKER_07 55:10

No, I gotta I gotta you know what I am gonna be um I'm trying to think of some combination of Boba Fett and Dinjaran.

SPEAKER_02 55:18

I'm Bimbo Bafett.

SPEAKER_07 55:22

I'm Bimbo. I'm Bimbo. I can make my first name Bimbo.

SPEAKER_08 55:28

Bimbo Bafet would be a great name to not give yourself.

SPEAKER_07 55:32

I'm Bimbo Bet.

SPEAKER_08 55:34

Bimbo Bet.

SPEAKER_07 55:35

I'm Bimbo Bet. Why not? Are are is that is that guy a m a bimbo? Oh bet.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

Bet. Yeah, bet. And uh to go along that, you're the armor, because it was pre-Vizla's armor, has been repainted uh with the signs and sigils of the Bet Clan, so hopefully uh you can uh talk your way out of it.

SPEAKER_07 55:57

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Bet. Does anyone else need a disguise?

SPEAKER_07 56:00

Because I think that would be the only uh Like specific uh I identification that really needed to be concealed.

SPEAKER_08 56:06

Yeah. Is there another role that uh can be played for this? Maybe I'm a uh somebody who may have hired a uh fet at some point in time.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

Yeah, like he gives you each your your i identification, like he gives you your false identity and your bounty hunters guild credentials. He has pre-chosen them, whatever it is you want him to have pre-chosen. But he does say, and this you might want to look into copyright infringement, Starzan. It appears that somebody calling himself Twercules has registered with the Bounty Hunters Guild.

SPEAKER_09 56:38

Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

There's an impostor! Impostore! And the uh the picture on there is somebody who resembles you, but is not as tall and not as buff, and his uh sword is not as magical.

SPEAKER_07 56:53

God, that guy's not gonna kill him. That guy's not even ten feet tall. Who does he think he's fooling?

SPEAKER_02 56:58

Fucking kill him, find him and murder him. So you could you could just still be twercules, since it seems like twercules is a uh an identity that people are starting to use. Sure.

SPEAKER_09 57:10

Oh god damn it. It's like the dread pirate Roberts.

SPEAKER_07 57:13

Look, there's gonna be a twercules in every strip ball in the in the galaxy.

SPEAKER_09 57:17

You can sit on his lap for Christmas.

SPEAKER_08 57:19

It's a Mandarin situation, the original twercules hunts you down. I am I can be aristocrat a aristocrat guy lefleur.

SPEAKER_02 57:28

Ooh. The flower man. Interesting name.

SPEAKER_08 57:32

Oh, that gives me that gives me inspiration, actually. I'm gonna carry. I'm just gonna carry a bunch of flowers, and then every once in a while, if some if somebody does something I like, I will uh just throw a flower at them. Good f good job.

SPEAKER_07 57:46

I think you should carry around a bunch of flowers, but also the fake idea and outfit that he has for you is a tuxedo with a top hat and cape. And you throw roses.

SPEAKER_09 57:55

Hell yes.

SPEAKER_07 57:56

You throw roses at any magical girls we happen to come across.

SPEAKER_09 58:00

You can do it, Sailor Scouts.

SPEAKER_07 58:02

Gila Fleur! Wow. What about you, Elyria? What you gonna be?

SPEAKER_01 58:06

Oh. A blue person.

unknown 58:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:11

Didn't I just disguise myself as a Pantorin?

SPEAKER_00 58:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:15

Yeah, I mean there's a lot of Pantorums in the galaxy. Can I be Tatiana Maslani again?

SPEAKER_02 58:22

And he says uh from Illyria, you didn't actually blow your cover the last time. You uh maintained uh operational security pretty well, so I've uh just carried over from uh your previous outing.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 58:34

Both of us did.

SPEAKER_01 58:35

I was subtle. I did not make fun of uh the Australian breakdancer.

SPEAKER_09 58:41

Ray Gun?

SPEAKER_07 58:42

Yeah, that's the thing that determines whether or not you blew your cover. Did you slander Ray Gun, the Queen of Australia? Okay, cool. So we all know who we're gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 58:52

You all know who you're gonna be, and he says, uh.

SPEAKER_07 58:55

Oh! Hey, is there any chance that I'd be able to get anything to disguise my gun so I can still carry it with me? Because it's like I feel like my gun is pretty distinctive. If there is a bounty on me, and if we're dealing with other people who are in the bounty hunters guild, who might have uh encountered um, God, what's her name? Or a sing. Yeah, or a sing.

SPEAKER_02 59:14

Um I mean it's just a rifle.

SPEAKER_07 59:16

It's a modified rifle, but it's like and like I don't I did turn my lightsaber into a packer last time, so I'll just like have that inside my armor. No one will even know it's a lightsaber, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 59:28

It's gonna be a lot harder to get out, though. Unless you want to have it hanging from your belt like a trophy. Dear god.

SPEAKER_01 59:43

No.

SPEAKER_07 59:44

You wanna see what I did to the last bounty I collected? Well, that looks a lot like silicon. Don't look that closely.

SPEAKER_10 59:52

Yeah, I'm a dragon hunter, and this was one bad dragon.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:01

You know what? I am just gonna hang it on my belt. No one will want to make eye contact with me.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

Yeah, no one's gonna look at it too closely.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:08

That's like the sort of thing you get a glimpse and then you look away really quick because it's like, oh. Don't want to stare at that. Okay, but do we do we know where Sabe is? Is she expecting us then?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

Oh, I'd like to keep Sabe as far away from this as possible. Just in case, uh I mean, there's a bunch of bounty hunters that are gonna be after her. No, you just need to get into the into the ship and find the slicer.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:32

I see, so we're just going and being like, hey, we're interested in taking this bounty. Like we're not actually bringing Sabe with us.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:38

If you want to uh disrupt things further, that would probably help her out.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:41

Okay. Wait, uh? What do you mean? What do you mean help out?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:45

Like Well, if Ganus is dead, who's gonna pay the bounty?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:48

Oh, I see. Like, disrupt things. Does anyone have a disruptor?

SPEAKER_08 1:00:55

I believe I do.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:56

God, I do remember the last time we had to deal with a hut, though I we that would end it almost very, very badly. But also General Grievous was there. That was a whole different situation.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:04

Variable holdout blaster, heartwood blaster. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:08

Oh, I'm sure somebody on that ship is carrying a disruptor. I imagine they're on the room.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:12

I have an ion I have an ion grenade.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

Yeah. Look, we gotta go in for the slicer. If we kill the hut at the same time, then like bing bang boom, that helps everyone else.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:20

But you know, then that's just gravy.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:22

That's just gravy if we can kill the hut too. No, I don't think you do.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:28

No, Star Town's not good at rifles.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:29

Okay, what do we think? We good to go?

SPEAKER_09 1:01:31

Somebody has a bee. Do we have do we have a destruction rifle?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:35

No.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:36

I think Elyria has just like a little blaster, like just you have something like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:39

I've got my my replica, my my force blaster.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:43

Blast in your force all over the place. Oh. Jesus. Okay, we're good. Everything's fine. Are we?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:55

Are we really?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:55

No. But I'm pretending. Okay, let's let's go to this Hut ship.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:01

So, uh, it seems like uh Grey was expecting you back a lot earlier. Um, so you're gonna have to roll an astrogation to make good time to where Ganus' ship is. That'll probably be a uh apparently he's docked at a planet called Slaheron, it's in Hut space. Uh if you want to avoid tolls and highwayman, that'd probably be two purple and two blacks.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

One success, one triumph, two advantage.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

Look at you go.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:31

You can get there like instantaneously.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:33

Well, you can make good time. You can also identify, like, as you're getting there, you can kind of scope the place out. And you can see docking. There are several ships that are docking, and one of them from a distance, I think, where have I seen that before? And you don't know if it's the same one, but you do see a YV666 light freighter, similar to a model that chased you away from Bespin.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:06

Wait, I'm trying to remember. When we were fli when were we fleeing Bespin?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:10

When Chris uh got his uh obsessive girlfriend. Uh after you killed Cad Bane, there was uh another bounty hunter in a ship that was tailing you in a YV666.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:23

Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

And it may not be the same one.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:26

Wait, is it is this Dangar that mummy cuck?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:30

Roll me a roll me a Knowledge Underworld. Roll me a pffff. I'll give you a destiny point. Two purple and a black knowledge underworld.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:38

Two purple and a black?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:40

Wait, you said you were giving us a destiny point? Is either of those a red or is it a big one? Uh it's a red, a purple, and a black. Oh red, a purple, and a black, okay. Okay. And knowledge underworld. Eh, one failure. One advantage. I do remember who this is now.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:54

Elyria got one advantage. You know it's not Dengar. Dangar doesn't fly one of those.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:59

One failure and one threat.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:00

No, of course that's not Dangar, you idiot!

SPEAKER_02 1:04:03

Uh three failures and an advantage. Okay. Chris, you got an advantage. So it's not Dengar, and you also know, like, what other famous bounty hunters are out there? Well, it's not Embo.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:19

Embo?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:20

Yeah, the famous Embo.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:21

Yeah. From Mandalorian and Grogu. Haven't you guys seen that one?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:25

Uh Starzan, uh, you got some threat on that. Um so you think, well, that ship was you were at Bestbin, and you guys fought Cad Bane on Bestbin. Oh no, Cad Bane's still alive. Fuck.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:41

Motherfucker Cad Bane, everything fits.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

So you can you can be on the lookout.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:45

Uh be on the lookout for Cad Bane.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

Yeah, but Cadbane, so all of you can kind of gather that somebody might uh recognize your ship. Or even potentially recognize you if it's somebody who saw you but didn't make themselves known.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:01

I mean, I I feel like you got that uh triumph there. We should be good on that front.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:07

I mean, that was for the astrogation, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:09

That's fair.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:10

Look, I'm gonna I'm an I'm an armor. I'm an armor.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:13

I am I am an aristocrat.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:16

Starzanus Torcules. Star Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:18

I'm Tatiana Maslani.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

Or are you a clone of Tatiana Maslani? A bunch of different people in one show.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:29

And you got you to get that triumph, so as you guys are setting down us uh a little bit more information about who some of your competition might be, is that you can set down in the hangar bay next to a Mandel Motors Fang class protector and fighter.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:44

Mand Mandel Motors?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:46

Do I know who that calls?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:48

Like like uh Mandalorians.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:51

Oh, Mandel Motors.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:54

Mandal.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:54

Mandel Motors. Mandalorian Motors.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:56

Mandel. Is this like the Harley Davidson equivalent in Star? Are these bikers?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

No, but there might be uh another Mandalorian in there as well.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:06

Okay. Ooh, someone might know that Bimbo Bet is not for real.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:10

Well, it it seems like Gray, like, is just borrowing close enough bounty hunter guild IDs.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

So Bimbo Bet is real.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:20

Oh. Yeah. Bimbo Bet is now on Wikipedia. By the time you go to Wikipedia, Bimbo Bet will be there.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:26

Don't believe us, just ask Pablo.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:28

Our close personal friend.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:29

I mean, Boob Booba Fett does have a Wikipedia Wikipedia article, but.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:33

What? No, really?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:35

Oh, I should have been Booba. I was thinking about being Booba Fett.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:38

But it's uh, it's it's Booba as indoor.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:42

As indoor?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:43

Yeah. So it's Boba Fett.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:45

Oh, Boba Fett. It's a it's a long oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:48

It's a clone of Boba Fett.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:50

It's the loop.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:52

Booba fett. Yeah, it's from a uh a short story by Timothy Zahn, uh where Grand Admiral Thrawn uh writes uh uh a confession that he just couldn't stop cloning motherfuckers, and half the galaxy's famous people are all clones now. They've been replaced with clones.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:09

As imagining like Thrawn with five cigarettes, just like I can't stop cloning, I'm addicted to it. Every day I wake up and I got a clone. He had an A and E special about it. Thrawn was just addicted to the cloning machines. Okay. Well, we'll keep an eye out for for them. Let's exit the ship looking normal.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:29

You can exit the ship uh looking normal, and Ganis the Hutt's major domo uh approaches.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:37

Can't these bitches do anything? Always need a fucking major domo.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:42

He majors in domo.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:43

I'm talking about the huts. They always got their major domos.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:47

Look, they're very big and slow. They need someone spry.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:51

Uh he's like a really symmetrical looking, like, human guy. Um, where it's like he's either got like excellent genetics or he's had a lot of work done. And he's wearing this, like, these long flowing robes, and he's got like this big voluminous scarf like trailing back. Uh, and he says, Welcome, travelers, to Ganus the Hutt's flagship, the Jewel of Nalhutta.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:16

Oh no, is this the Titanic? Anyways, like this episode. Anyways. Anyways, uh May I have your credentials, please. You have a bad one. Ah, yes. My name is Gilafleur. I used to play hockey, but now I'm a lady. Now I'm a flower man. Ah, yes, the flower man. I have heard of you. I've heard of you as well. I mean, I haven't heard of you, but uh I would like to get to know you. You seem like my kind of guy.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:42

Is it true that you went toe-to-toe with an Imperial Black Knight?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:48

Uh uh Yeah. And uh by j by George, you wouldn't have believed how it ended, and that secret will uh that secret will go to my grave.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:02

Well, you are still alive, so it must have ended favorably. Uh well, yeah, I mean yeah, but amicably, you know. Nothing ends amicably with the Black Knights of the Empire.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:14

You know, amicably in that I killed that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:18

Very amicable amicably for me. I and and the rest of us. I I'm gonna try to not talk as much as possible because I don't wanna I don't want my voice to I I I'm trying to be very careful, so I'll just like give them my ID and kinda nod.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:33

Bimbo Bet.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:34

Nod, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:35

Yes. Is it true that you burned down the village?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:39

Oh naud. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:41

Yes, ruthless. How many dogs did you kill that day, I wonder?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:47

I'll kind of like I'll I'll kind of have my hands sort of close together and just like uh start just like putting them apart like this many dogs.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:00

Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

But my hands are real, can we check so many dogs that day? And uh Hercules. Yes, of course I heard that you defeated three reeks in the arenas.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:15

Yes. Can I count on his fingers for a second? Three, yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:22

Uh would you uh if uh he knew what a specimen was, he'd be very sad. And Tatiana.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:31

Tatiana Masleny. Not a name I'm familiar with. What is that?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:37

It's a made-up space name.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:40

As it says here that you are interesting. Quite a rich and powerful backstory you have that almost seems too impressive. Fill it with clones and irradiated green monsters. Very believable though. I hope that your reputation is not unwarranted.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:01

Well, I'd certainly put Turcules out for a run for his money. Because I that twerked, isn't it? Irradiated Green Monster.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:14

Torcules is my favorite irradiated green monster.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:19

That's one of the several disguises he has.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:22

Well, please, please go mingle. Ganis is not in the business of leaving his employees unfed and unrested. You should be in your best condition before heading out for your quarry.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:36

Uh yes, of course. We need to be sure we are at 100%.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:42

What was that?

SPEAKER_08 1:11:44

That was me forgetting I was sp uh I was disguising my voice and then just naturally getting back in the room. Yep.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:52

But you are you are tr you are doing a French voice, right? Why did that become Texan all of a sudden?

SPEAKER_08 1:11:56

Uh because I I wanted to do a gruff French voice so I can keep up with being Guy LeFleur.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:01

A gruff French voice. I am from Paris, Texas. Go home.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:07

You're like playing as a a Quebec French guy who's pretending to be a Texan guy who is also pretending to be a Parisian French guy.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:19

Fucking, you know what they say, keep them on their toes.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:22

And by them we mean the rest of us. These bitches guessing. Because I I'm guessing if it's like, oh, go uh because he was saying like go rest up, or is it like, oh, there's gonna be like Well, he wants you to go mingle the other bounty hunters.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

It seems like uh Ganus is whining and dining his bounty hunters before sending them off.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:39

Okay, I assume he kind of points.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:41

Yeah, he he he kind of motions for you to to head to. You can see kind of in the distance past the hangar bays, there is a large uh foyer with a big golden statue of Ganis, and you can see some rough and tumble looking characters mingling, taking food off of trays being served by droids. And he says, just over there, if you'll excuse me, we have another another of your compatriots that I must uh uh meet. And see a uh an Ozzatuck class anti-slaver gunship comes into the hangar bay and sets down.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:16

Ugh, man, I just realized I've gotta keep this stupid helmet on. I can't have any I can't have any hors d'oeuvres! This sucks. Do I have an emergency induction tube like tally?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:30

I mean you can just like stick it up under there.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:32

I'll stick it up under there.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:34

Driculus just starts just like hammering away at them deviled eggs. That deviled egg looks like it's blood for a while.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:41

Do you just pick up an entire tray and like tip it into your mouth?

SPEAKER_08 1:13:45

Like a duck.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:47

Yes. So you can uh enter the grand foyer. See, there's a lot of bounty hunters there mingling. Uh if you look around, you can see uh there is looking around, it seems like there's only one other Mandalorian there.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:03

I'm gonna pretend like I'm mute, uh, so if this one comes and talks to me, I'll just be like, uh no.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:09

Uh actually I'm part of a cult where uh we can't.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:12

Well, this this one isn't. She's got her her helmet off.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:15

I'm I'm a cultist Mandalorian. You don't want to talk to me, I'm creepy.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:19

Yeah, she's she's a woman and she looks to be kind of like in her twenties. Uh she's got this sort of like bob of red hair that's kind of held back by a some kind of gray techie headband.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:30

Oh, do we know who this is? I think I know who this is.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:34

I don't think you would have any reason to know who this is.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:37

Yeah, probably not. I'll pretend I'm one of the culty ones.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:42

And uh looking around as well, uh, maybe you get your memory gets jogged, or maybe it's just that this person seems to be like looking in your direction when you enter, or maybe it's like their head turns back towards, because it seems like they're sniffing the air as you enter. Do I need to put my charm on?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:05

Maybe, but here fit f finish, who's sniffing the air?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:08

Uh, it is a Trandocian in a yellow flight suit.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:13

Our boy Bosk. Bosk, that scaly cock.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:18

He's looking like back towards the hangar bay where you're coming from.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:23

Ooh, he might know our scent. We'll just be cool.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:28

That would be creepy. That would be creepy if he knew our scent. I don't want him to know my scent.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:32

I mean, Chris, you do have a very distinctive scent.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:35

I do have a musk to me, Monomie.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:38

Yeah. No, I'll I'll I'll I'll linger around the outskirts, because we're supposed to be looking for this slicer. So it's like maybe I'll just keep an eye on uh who else is here. See if there's anyone who looks more like they're uh an employee of uh the hut rather than a bounty hunter.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:54

Who's the redhead uh who's the redhead with the techie uh eye thing and uh headband? Sorry? It's just a headband. Oh, it's just a headband? Okay. I uh say hi, Chris. I I will go up to her find out. And uh I'm gonna f I'm gonna find out. Um I'm gonna go up to her and say, uh, bonjour, mademoiselle, uh Mademoiselle. Uh I see you are uh somebody uh somebody who uh is possibly looking for uh business or uh business at one point in time, or maybe uh some pleasure is good for you.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:32

And she uh looks you up and down and she says, You seem to know who I am. Are you one of the 70%, the 10%, 5%, or the 2%?

SPEAKER_08 1:16:42

Um You know what? My name is Pollens is between you all.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:46

Actually, never mind.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:50

My my m my head started racking up with like what that could possibly mean, so I'm just kinda like, you know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:58

Never mind.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:00

You strike me as a 2% kind of guy. I honestly thought uh I uh I honestly thought you looked very interesting. I might be a two percent kind of guy, but uh Like Mills?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:11

Yeah, I got that feeling. I'm not interested though, so feel free to move along.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:16

Okay, well, uh what uh uh what brings you uh around here anyway? I'm not gonna let him go!

SPEAKER_07 1:17:26

Now you're stuck with me.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:27

Well, I'm here for the bounty, same as everyone else. And what do you do you know anything about uh the bounty uh that uh uh could uh help out? And maybe we can help each other out.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:40

Oh, I don't think that you could be of any help to me.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:42

Why not? I I have uh I have funds, I have uh resources, I have uh good mandolin friend. Uh more than a hut well, how much is a hut willing to pay? How much was a w hut willing to pay again? Enough to buy a handful of starfighters. F a handful? Nope. Uh no, no, no, not a but uh you have a hut. Why are you connected to Black Sun? I am not uh I am Yes, yes, yes. I am connected to Black uh Black Sun, in fact, yeah. Uh and I feel as though we uh again, I feel as though uh proven. Oh my dad We're on Black Sun's team. We are Black Sun's team, we are Black Sun's Black Sun's team, we are with them. They don't blind us when we look at the sun, cause it's black. You're with me charm.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:39

Is that an is that an official shanty of Black Sun? Your family is associated with them.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:48

You if it's I'll tell you this. If that's the shanty, it's a charm. If it's not the shanty, it's a deception.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:56

Make sure you record that so that we can use it for later, because that's gonna be a charm.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:01

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:02

You better remember.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:04

It's a black, yeah, it's easy enough to remember. It's the black sun. We are the black sun. Something, something. Okay, what kind of charm?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:12

Uh so this will be a charm against her cool. Uh so that'll be against three reds and two purples.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:20

Ooooe! Okay. But Chris is so charming.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:23

Uh I got five success, three threat, uh one light side, one dark side.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:29

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:29

And I could probably just take away a threat with that light side. You're gonna use a dusty point for that? Um, are we still at how many dusty points do we got? We got two. Um, you know what? No, I'm good. Wherever wherever the dice dice may lie.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:43

Okay. And she says there's not many people who know that song. I know, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:50

It's kind of an embarrassing secret that Black Sun doesn't share with anyone.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:54

From from what I understand, they created that song as it uh as if it's specifically made to seem as though you're only singing it for the first time, so it's hard to sing. Alright, 2%.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:06

Maybe we can help each other. And and how so? Well, I'm looking to make a lot of money, and a bounty hunt like this is definitely something that could help, but I have a particular goal in mind. Ooh, what kind of goal? Well, you see, um how much do you know about my people's culture? Not a lot. Well, I'll make it simple. There's uh an artifact, a uh like Indiana Jones. A very particular sort of black knife that uh is important to me. And somebody had it, that person died, and somebody stole it.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:47

Have we even have we encountered the Darksaber in this game?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:50

You looted it from Pre-Vizla's corpse. Right. And she says, I'm trying to uh build up funds so that I can search for whoever took it, kill them, and take it for myself, because well belongs to me in the manner of speaking.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:10

Do I need to um say at a point a certain point, like, um or do I know at a certain point that, like, the only way a Mandalorian will take the Darksaber is if they kill I don't think you know that. I don't think I know that? Okay. And she says What did what uh oh go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:30

And I kind of have an ulterior motive for why I'm here, because I think it might be able to help. I've heard that there's a slicer that this uh hut has in his employ. And now I know the chain code that belongs to the armor of the man who used to wield the black knife. If I can get that slicer, then I'll be able to home in on the armor, and then I'll be able to find whoever's wearing it and kill them.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:54

Uh oh, I wear that armor.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:57

So what do you think, 2%? Do you want to help me get this slicer?

SPEAKER_07 1:22:00

Are you looking at the side of the book?

SPEAKER_08 1:22:01

Absolutely. 100%. I might uh I've uh the things that you're talking about, I I feel like I've heard of it. Uh is it uh uh called a darksaber? Smartboy 2%. It is a dark saber.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:15

Huh.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:16

I might be able tell you what, you you help us out, we'll be able to help you out, and then uh uh and then everything will be hunky dory from there. Tell you what, here's my no uh here's my number. Uh and you can absolut and uh we'll keep in touch.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:33

Oh the slicers aboard this ship. If we're gonna do this, we have to do this right now while everybody's distracted, Bingling. Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:40

I mean, have you guys been listening to our conversation?

SPEAKER_07 1:22:43

Yeah, it's cause it's like you could do it, find the slicer, and then it's like be like, yeah, let's get the slicer on our ship or something, and then once we're all isolated, we just kill her. Or like, you know, knock her out and leave her for dead. I should say leave her for dead. That's uh not leave her for dead, but you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:00

I mean, I mean, or or if you um find if you find somebody who wants to buy the Mandalorian armor, uh oh, that feels mean or something. I mean is it? I mean everybody here everybody here is here for a bounty.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:17

It's true. Maybe if it was like someone who's even worse than us.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:21

What's the girl's name we just saved again?

SPEAKER_07 1:23:24

No, we can't do that to Sabe. Oh no, you mean uh Trilla? Yeah, you mean Trilla. I mean, look if she can't be rehabilitated.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:34

Try.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:35

We tried to rehabilitate her, she's just dumb.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:37

We tried real hard.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:39

We tried we tried a lot, you guys. That won't hurt our m er uh morality, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:23:45

Nah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:46

What if we um I feel like the answer is doing something with the uh um with doing something with the armor while I kind of see what I can do but wasting time with her, I guess? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:00

Well, because I like cause she can't find anything but the armor until we get the slicer. So if you're just like, yes, we will help you get the slicer, because we need the slicer too.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:09

Okay. Let's let's yeah, let's let's see what we can find here. Anyways, I I will go with her.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:15

Do you do you go with her or do you introduce her to the rest of your group?

SPEAKER_08 1:24:18

Aren't you wearing the armor currently? It's been repainted.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:22

Yeah, it doesn't look like his armor anymore.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:25

Okay. I will um yeah, I will I will introduce you to my posse.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:31

And as you're leading her over there, she says, You treat with another of my kind. Look, the clans are not always in agreement about things, so let's keep our deal between us.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:42

Okay, let's uh just him and Chris or her and Chris. We we we will be sure I will be sure not to tell them any uh anything that we've said. Especially s uh and then in my mind I'm just like especially since they've probably been and probab probably been listening to this whole conversation anyway. Today the boys are getting manipulated.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:04

Me and Olyria are gonna have to be sane-minded.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:06

Yeah. But but she uh she comes up to you and she first she breaks the ice call. She gets it over with, and she says, I see you were a follower of the way.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:15

I'll I'll nod to her. I'm pretending I'm mute.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:18

Very well. Anyone. Uh you are Clan Bet. What house do you hail from?

SPEAKER_07 1:25:23

But I know what that means. Could I roll something to know like what would be uh what would that mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:29

Uh that'd probably be knowledge outer rim.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:35

Maybe should I roll?

SPEAKER_01 1:25:39

I don't have like ranks.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:40

Because I'll roll a two, but it's like because if Illyria puts it.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:42

None of your business bitch.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:44

Or you could be like, oh, their they they their vocal cords got uh destroyed in a fight. I'll talk for what would it be for knowledge outer rim?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:54

Uh this knowledge would be probably pretty esoteric right now, so probably a three purple.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:01

Three success.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:02

Damn. Oh yeah, no, I got one failure, one threat. Elyria can talk, uh can talk for me, but this uh Mandalorian uh does respects me less because of that.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:14

Uh she lost her vocal cords from smoking straight technology.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:19

Smoking straight technology.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:23

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:25

Is this a Dune reference that I don't understand?

SPEAKER_01 1:26:28

It's a reference to fucking strip down vapes.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:34

Sucking on little robot dicks. Just like, uh, she loved this uh this one loves sucking on robot dicks, huh?

SPEAKER_01 1:26:40

I didn't say that you said that.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:43

I imagine that's what's going through her mind when she looks at me knowing that I was sucking on pure technology.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:50

Sucking on chili dogs.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:51

That's actually like um an iced drink.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:55

I understand. I have heard that some of the houses have uh been experimenting with newer uh technologies and methods. But some have even begun uh intermingling with the ganks of Narshada.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:11

Ooh, yes. Ganks? Yeah, then. The droid gangs.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:15

Oh yeah. I'll nod. Oh, I love gangs, man. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Sucking on robotics. That's what you said. I'm not saying it. I'm just I'll let her infer it.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:31

You're literally standing there like jerking off towards your face.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:36

Oh my god, I got a dildo hanging on my belt.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:40

That's an interesting trophy. Was that uh from a friend or a foe?

SPEAKER_07 1:27:46

I'll kind of tilt my head back and forth, like, you know, like a little column A, a little column B, like I'll do like the so so hand.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:54

Six seven.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:57

Six seven. Mm-hmm. And

SPEAKER_02 1:28:00

You are the rest of 2%'s uh hunting party?

SPEAKER_08 1:28:04

Uh may I ask why two uh why I am part of a two percent? When I ask what the percentages are? Is it like milk?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:14

Yeah, we're in the top two percent suckers.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:17

When I'm encountered, when people know who I am, 70% of the people are excited to meet me. I'm not unknown. 10% hate everything that I'm involved with, 5% just hate me specifically, and then 2% want me to sit on their face.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:35

Whoa!

SPEAKER_07 1:28:36

No.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:38

I mean, she has me dead she has me dead to right, so not gonna be. That's a real quote, you can Google that.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:45

Really? No. From Star Wars?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:47

What?

SPEAKER_09 1:28:48

Or is that um Is that Kitty Sakov saying that?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:52

No, hell yeah. I found the clip. 2% represent.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:57

2% represent?

SPEAKER_07 1:28:59

God, I'm like trying to figure out like how do I pantomime just like how do I pantomime asking if she knows the slicer, and the only thing I can imagine is like doing a slicing motion, but it's like, I don't know how that's gonna be interpreted.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:11

Like you cross the neck.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:14

Or, you know, by the way, I'm depressed, like, sorry, that's a really dark joke.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:19

So probably this would be a um like hand signals and stuff might be might be streetwise, actually.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:27

Maybe.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:28

Um if it's like how to quietly signal to other criminals if the cops are coming.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:33

Yeah. So so if you want to use like bounty under street slang and do like the the slicer motion.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:40

Is that like the thumb across the neck?

SPEAKER_07 1:29:42

Yeah, let's let's say it's the thumb across the neck.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:45

Yeah, and actually slitting somebody's throat is like something completely different.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:48

No, it's like the the pinky I uh the s doing the thumb across the neck, that's like you're killing someone. Or it's like that's like you gotta get out of here. Index finger across the throat, that's killing someone. I'm gonna do the pinky across the throat, because that's for slicer.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:02

Yeah, that's for computer shit. Computer catcher. Okay, that'll be a uh streetwise then.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:09

Uh against her perception to see if she kind of picks up what you're putting down.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:15

Or would this be more of like a charm, cool? Because you're just kind of communicating, so I don't think it'll be a pose. I think it'll just be a to see if you actually know this lingo, uh we'll call it a three purple streetwise.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:27

Three purple streetwise. Uh-oh, two threat. She doesn't know the lingo! I use the wrong finger! I use the sit on my face finger, oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:36

She says, Oh, you've noticed him too. Yeah, I've seen him lurking around. I don't know what he wants, but uh I don't think he's just the hut's major domo.

unknown 1:30:46

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:47

I'll I'll just nod, just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:52

And she says, look, uh, you've met him, he's wearing that big scarf. Well, I've been here for uh a few hours, and I've noticed that he doesn't always wear the same face. I've caught him a couple of times shifting.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:05

Oh the neck scar! Oh she is this Major Domo the one that was always hanging out with my mom? Because that was the thing where it's like there was always like some accomplice and you always had like a scar across their neck, so it's like either some group of people where it's like that's their signature or a shape shifter where they can't change that.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:25

Oh my god, is this a Kala episode? Hooray! I feel like I really needed that today.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:34

I'll I'll try to like I mean I'm wearing a helmet. I'll try to not audibly go, uh just like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:40

But she notices she notices you kind of tense up because you did get threats, so like you're not expecting this, and this is a thing you weren't expecting to have to deal with.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:50

And now it's like, okay, now taking off that armor is definitely gonna be a bad thing if this person sees you.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:58

Oh yeah. God. Oh, I I'm I'm I'm not saying anything. I'm gonna try to play it cool. I know I'm not succeeding.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:05

Alright. Try to play it cool. It'll be a cool against uh her perception.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:11

Oh god, my cool's not that good. What's her perception?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:16

Uh so that'll be against cunning? Yeah. Five purple.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:21

Jest roll two failure, three threat. Oh god, that was a bad whoof. Um I'm sh she's reading me like a book.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:29

Yeah, and she notices and she says, Oh, you have a history with this individual.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:34

I'll uh I'll I'll do the the back and forth hand again, just like, eh, a little.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:41

Then maybe this is a situation that you want to take care of. Take y you mean take care of it?

SPEAKER_04 1:32:53

Take care of it?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:54

W tell me, your does your f your friend, what is her history with this person? Or is this something that she's kept from you as well? Is this a secret history?

SPEAKER_08 1:33:03

Uh come on, uh I I mean what uh what are you saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:08

Well, she uh tensed up when I mentioned the Hut's major domo. How well do you actually know her?

SPEAKER_08 1:33:17

I mean, she is a part of my uh she is a part of my policy. We are own.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:23

Uh it's been a while. And she's never removed her helmet in front of you? She is a follower of the way.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:30

Oh nod my head. Yes I am, yes I am.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:34

Yeah, yeah. I mean she's I mean, I ha I haven't seen her f uh.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:38

You've never seen her face before. Then at any point she may have been replaced with the doppelganger. And if I'm right, then the Hutz Major Domo is also a shapeshifter.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:48

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:49

And she kind of like she shifts her weight to a position where it's like she could quick draw her blaster if if things get out of hand. And she said, You never answered which house you're a part of.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:03

Didn't Elyria roll for that, for the knowledge?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:06

She didn't she didn't ask she didn't say a house. She just she just said you were sucking robot dicks.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:13

I said she was sucking straight smoking straight technology. Kala was the one who was jerking off an invisible robot penis.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:25

Valeria, do you know the house? Did you pass that knowledge check?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:29

Yes. Uh she's part of the good one. Part of the part of uh No, you answer.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:35

Speak.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:36

They burnt their uh throw it out by smoking spate straight technology, I told you.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:43

And she pulls her blaster out and she sticks it up under your helmet right under your chin, and she says, speak.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:50

Okay, alright, let's uh uh every everything is uh hunky dory here. There's no need uh there's no need to uh go with violence as much as we can. I feel as um I feel as though tensions have gotten a little bit high. That's because uh well, to be uh to be frank, there's uh a lot more that's uh to this than you that you don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:15

Okay, and unless you want me to make a mess on the inside of her helmet, tell me what that is.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:20

Well, uh you were sa uh you were saying before about how you were looking for uh the darksaber, am I right?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:28

A thing that I told you specifically not to mention in front of her.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:32

Well, uh it is because uh it is because of her, uh even recently that we know that we may or may not know uh where the dark uh darksaber could be. She's been seeking it as well?

SPEAKER_07 1:35:45

I'll I'll I'll shake my head like no I've not been seeking it, but I'll tap I'll tap my helmet.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:51

A true Mandalorian would stop at nothing to take back the Darksaber. An imposter wouldn't know its value.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:58

I'll I'll She has more important things uh She has more important things on her plate.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:04

I'll I'll gesture at myself with like both hands and then like kind of flatten my hands towards the floor like no, I'm down there, but then gesture at her and like raise my hands up and just like point my finger at her like you should have it. You should have it.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:19

That's quite a thing to say when I have my blaster under your chin. Of course you're not going to challenge me now, but a true Mandalorian would challenge me, wouldn't she?

SPEAKER_08 1:36:29

Was this a mistake? I feel like this was a mistake.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:33

Am I gonna have to challenge her to a duel or something outside? Uh uh I'll uh uh God, oh god, a house name. Okay, let me think of a house name. I'll make that noise like I'm trying to talk, but like I can't get the words out.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:53

Uh yes. Do you want to write it down? Is that is that what you want to try to do?

SPEAKER_07 1:37:01

Uh sure, I'll gesture uh for a pen and paper. I don't know what I'm gonna write down.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:07

Do you uh she ha she has a problem with her spe uh speaking? Uh her jaw was like the urban problem.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:19

I can have Microsoft Sam voice.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:22

Uh I don't know what house. I was hoping that she would just be like, oh god, this is pathetic and just move on. Shit! I'll I'll say uh fine, I'll just type in um a true Mandalorian knows when that the strength of Mandalore requires the strongest leaders, and I can see that there is a stronger leader before me now.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:44

Okay, so to see if this armor actually has that, uh roll me a uh and you got a blaster near your chin. You might press the wrong button. Roll me a red and a black computers.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:54

Oh no.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:55

It's okay, that means he gave us a dis Destiny point, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:59

Oh no. Oh no, I got two green. What do we have for Destiny?

SPEAKER_08 1:38:03

You got three.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:04

I'll flip one and get a yellow. Oh man, two success, one threat.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:08

Fuck yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:09

It has the capability, but I might fat-finger a few things.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:13

Yeah, it you fat-finger it, uh, and you type it in and it it says the message in the the robot voice. Uh, but then when you're trying to close it, you uh accidentally like you press the wrong button and it flashes the armor's chain code for a second. And she says, what was that?

SPEAKER_07 1:38:34

That was the I'll just I'll just like tap the wrong button on purpose, like, oh no, I was just messing up. And it's just like F F F G.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:42

That was the sigil of House Visla.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:44

That is my house.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:45

Give me a deception.

unknown 1:38:47

Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:48

Okay. Well, look, my deception's okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:50

Yeah. Is there any uh blues added on from having the armor?

SPEAKER_07 1:38:54

Dude, I think I'm adding blacks because of the armor at this point.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:58

If anything, yeah. Uh so that'll be a four purple?

SPEAKER_07 1:39:04

Four purple, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:05

Uh oh wait, no, it's a discipline, four red.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:08

Oh four red?

SPEAKER_02 1:39:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:13

And that's just her base discipline?

SPEAKER_01 1:39:15

Let's kill ourselves in front of everyone.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:18

I can flip another destiny point to get one more yellow, whatever. I got two yellow, two green this way. Oh my god. I mean, to advantage, it could have been a lot worse.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:29

Very true. She pulls out the her little like chain code tracker and she turns it on, and it starts like beeping, pointing right at you. And she says, you, but before she can do anything, Bost starts marching right up towards you. And he pushes his way through, separating you and Bo Katan, because he sees Kirstantin entering from the hangar bay.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:59

Oh no! Look, we gotta take advantage. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:02

And this Grand Ocean and this Wookie do not like each other.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:08

I can't imagine why. What problem might they have could they possibly have with each other?

SPEAKER_02 1:40:13

So, uh, Bosque has kind of pushed, pushed you two apart, so you you can you have an opportunity now to try and uh well do something.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:23

Run? Run away, try to slink off into the ship somewhere else.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:28

Sh should I mean Okay, so since you're just trying to- are you trying to outrun or are you trying to like disappear into the crowd?

SPEAKER_07 1:40:35

Maybe try to disappear into the crowd. Like it might be tough for me, because like Mandalori, there's o she's the only other Mandalorian here.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:41

That'll be a stealth.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:42

Okay. What's that gonna be?

SPEAKER_02 1:40:44

That will be a stealth against her perception.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:49

So that is going to be against five purples. Uh you can you can add two blacks because it is kind of crowd or sorry, two blues because it is kind of crowded.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:00

And are your friends gonna run interference?

SPEAKER_04 1:41:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:04

Okay, so you can add uh a couple of blues. You can add two blues from your friends as well, so four blues altogether.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:09

Okay. Uh, I don't want to hit the roll button. Oh, interesting. One triumph, two advantage, no success.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:18

So, uh, she does spot you, but what do you want to do with that triumph?

SPEAKER_07 1:41:24

Like, maybe if she spots me, because like Bosk and Cursantin are just like they're going for each other. Like, if they just like if they make things in here just go like violent, like they get into a violent role like everyone else.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:39

Like, start going at each other. They start slapping each other like real housewives.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:44

Uh- they both got martinis in one hand while they're going after each other.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:50

They're all serpenty hunters.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:52

And everyone's going, ooh!

SPEAKER_02 1:41:54

Is there anything you want to do with that triumph?

SPEAKER_07 1:41:56

I mean, like, is that enough of an advantage that everyone else might be able to get out of here with me so we could go and just try to find the slicer?

SPEAKER_02 1:42:04

Yeah, yeah, everybody else, if you wanna everybody else kind of disappear in there as well.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:09

Sounds good. So you can, uh, using the cover of Bosque and Chrysanton, uh, having their uh racially charged uh fist fight in the middle of uh Ganis the Hut's grand foyer, you and the others can uh duck out into sort of the darker hallways of the ship. Bo Katan is probably on your tail, and you can start looking for the slicer. Let's find the slicer. So this will probably be a uh perception or a computer's to know kind of where on the ship the computers would be.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:43

I'll roll perception.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:46

Give you destiny point. Uh you don't know this ship, so that'll uh probably be a red, a purple, and a black, either computers or perception.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:55

I can remove a black for my perception.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:59

Red, purple, black.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:00

Ooh, I got three success, one advantage for my perception.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:04

Here you go. One advantage.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:06

Man, I wish I had ranks in computers. Whoa, one success, three advantage in computers.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:11

Perception, I got one success, one advantage. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:13

So, Chris, you just got advantage, so you can keep an eye out behind. You don't notice uh where the computer room is, but you can sort of keep an eye on Bo Katan and let everybody know sort of how close behind she is. Not immediately, but she's heading in your general direction. Uh, everybody else got success with advantage. So you can find the computer room, you can open it, and you see there is like a figure, looks like a human man, sort of hunched over this big device that's about like the size of sort of a kitchen table. It's like a big metal cylinder that's got wires and cables running into the floor, running into the like everything around it. It seems to be pretty ramshackle, custom built. There's a lot of uh unfamiliar-looking controls and dials and knobs on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:09

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:10

And he stands up and he turns around, uh, and he's wearing like these like dirty coveralls that are with these sleeves that are rolled up. And you've seen his face before. Oh. You haven't seen him before, but you've seen his face before many times. Interesting. He's a fucking clone.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:32

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_02 1:44:34

And he says, What are you doing here?

SPEAKER_07 1:44:36

Uh Get out, this is a restricted area. I'll point my gun at him, keep quiet and come with us if you want to live.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:42

Hey, let's not be hasty. What's going on?

SPEAKER_07 1:44:45

I need you to come with us. Bring that with ya.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:48

That. Good luck. Try it.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:50

Come on, man. I don't actually want to show you. You uh you the slicer?

SPEAKER_11 1:44:55

Well, um consider myself to be a bit more than yet, but but in this instance, yes, I think I'm what you're looking for. I don't know why though.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:02

How okay, how how okay, how does a clone end up with the huts? I sorry, uh that not really the point. I know I'm pointing a gun at you. Sorry, it's been stressful. I'm just gonna lower this for a second.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:13

Oh, you've seen a lot of us serving recently, have you?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:16

What?

SPEAKER_08 1:45:16

Not on purpose.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:18

A lot of clones still in the Empire? I didn't think so.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:24

I Look, I saw how things were going and I got out.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:27

Oh good. Good for you. I mean, not great that you ended up at the huts, but like good for you.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:31

Uh, were you affected by Z Order 6T6? Oh, I'm not a rig.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:36

Oh, what are ya? What's what's yeah, are you like a tech guy? You you a tech guy?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:40

Among other things, I'm an alpha class R commando, which means even if you've got that gun pointed at me, there's still a pretty good chance that I could kick your ass.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:48

Would that mean anything to me, the Alpha Class Commandos?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:52

Uh Knowledge Warfare?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:54

Knowledge warfare? What kind of knowledge warfare?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:57

Um probably for you guys, two purple and a black.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:02

Two purple and a black. Because I'm trying to remember if that was the ones that um what's her name was hanging out with. Uh two purple and a black.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:09

Complete nil.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:10

Ugh, one failure. Illyria.

SPEAKER_01 1:46:12

One advantage.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:16

I was really hoping I wouldn't have to roll. Um, okay, three success and two threat.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:21

Oh shit. Chris got it.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:23

Yes, I guess.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:24

Kinda. I mean, he got it.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:26

I mean, I got it.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:27

No one can argue that you don't got it.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:29

Illyria. So you don't know what an alpha class art commando is, uh, but you know that like whatever he's talking about is not like the same commando group that Atane was working with, which means there's probably not gonna be three other guys lurking in the shadows that are gonna come out and jump you.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:49

That's something at least.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:50

Uh, Chris, you do remember hearing about uh the alpha class. Uh they were a group of 100 uh advanced recon commandos uh that were kind of the uh the best of the best. They were personally trained by Django Fett, they uh had unaltered, independent minds, so they didn't have any brain chips or anything. Uh, and that made them more able to go out on extended missions in the field, but it also meant that they were probably less susceptible to Order 66.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:29

Okay, interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:30

Unfortunately, uh, it takes you so long to remember this that there's a banging on the door uh and you hear Bokaten shouting, Open this door!

SPEAKER_11 1:47:43

No, the clone says friend of yours.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:47

No, uh no.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:49

Um, oh god. Okay, this has gone sideways so quickly. Look, I okay, I don't actually want to shoot you. Look, we were looking for ya. We need your help. I are you are you happy working for the huts, or would you like, you know, maybe slightly more honest honest work?

SPEAKER_02 1:48:02

Honest work? I was grown in a lab by a government that uh intended to use me to genocide an entire religious organization.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:10

I've never done an honest day's work in my life.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:13

Yeah, that's fucked up, isn't it?

SPEAKER_11 1:48:14

Yeah, that's why I went solo.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:16

Do you want to help us take down that same government?

SPEAKER_11 1:48:18

You're not one of those rebels, are you? Well, because most of them just want to bring back the old system.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:24

No, we don't want to bring back the old system, but it's like the Empire's gotta go.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:27

Oh good, you're anarchists.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:28

Well uh you know what?

SPEAKER_08 1:48:30

We are pretty anarch uh uh anarchy based. That is that is okay. Yes, we we could be anarchists.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:35

Let's just say we worked with a lot of people like you back in the day, and it's like I I I can't imagine that you would be okay with what's happening and how you're gonna die.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:43

Yeah, that's how many died?

SPEAKER_02 1:48:44

No, that's no need once $10,000. Yep, that's the same thing. The only thing that means anything in this universe is money. Give me 10,000 credits right now and I'll help you.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:51

Oh yeah, sure, fuck it. We got that. Whatever, I'll pay that. I'll be daddy.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:56

I'll be daddy. So that doesn't mean anything to you. Uh yeah, I'll knock off 10,000 credits. Damn, too late. The ship's kind of already sailed, but like honestly, you probably should have asked for more. You didn't hear that. I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:06

Sh shut the fuck up. Well, this is just for my help right now, against whatever's on the other side of that door.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:12

That's fair.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:14

Honestly, let's let's uh uh get to re Alright, so uh do you have an idea or what or uh what are we uh we got a Mandalorian on the other side of the door, she does not like me.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:27

They don't like us either.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:28

Oh, perfect. Mutual mutual interest.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:31

Unless it's a vent. Is there a vent in here? Love a vent. Love an event escape.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:35

Uh no, I rode too many cables through the vents.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:37

Uh route too many cables through the vents.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:39

Okay, do you wanna do you need like I don't know how long this door is gonna hold. Do you need to get your stuff packed up so we make a speedy exit once she uh once we open it?

SPEAKER_02 1:49:47

Oh, I don't have stuff.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:48

Oh, it's just you! Okay, perfect, nothing to escape with.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:50

We weren't sure if that was like if it was just you accept the big thing with all the wires running out of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:55

Yes, this is my uh my masterpiece.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:58

Oh, so you so you have stuff. Yeah. Did you want to get it hacked up?

SPEAKER_02 1:50:02

Well, it's one-of-a-kind technology.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:04

I designed it myself.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:06

Yeah, it it looks really impressive. Did you want to get that hacked up?

SPEAKER_11 1:50:11

I don't think it'll fit through the door. I kind of built it in here.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:13

Oh, you built it in here. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:23

I've almost got it to the point where I can take the complete control of the ship.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:27

Oh yeah, but like if you're not working with your employer anymore, like we could really use that kind of technology. Do you do you think there's any way that you could um do you know how to rebuild it?

SPEAKER_11 1:50:36

For 50,000?

SPEAKER_07 1:50:37

Are you just bumping out because I said that?

SPEAKER_11 1:50:39

100,000.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:40

Oh, okay, okay, hundred thousand, whatever. Yeah, if do you know do you know you can rebuild it though? If we can't take it out of here.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:46

I can rebuild it.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:47

You promise? You're not lying to me. I'm gonna be real cross if you're lying to me.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:51

Alpha class commandos have photographic memories.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:53

God damn, a hundred thousand?

SPEAKER_08 1:50:55

I don't do we have a hundred thousand?

SPEAKER_07 1:50:57

I mean we do, but that's like half my remaining money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:03

We can split a hundred thousand if need be.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:09

Yeah, sure. Okay, twenty-five thousand each. I know I said I'd be daddy, but that's a big that's a big sum.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:14

That's a big load.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:14

That's a big bite for daddy. Daddy needs some help with that one. That load is too big for daddy.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:23

Minus 2,500. 25,000, sorry.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:27

25,000.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:28

When you give him the money, he starts like stuffing it in all of the pockets of his coveralls. He's just jingling.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:35

He's laden down with credit shits. Okay, we good now. We good now. We gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_11 1:51:42

We're good to get out of here.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:43

Okay, do we just wanna wait for her to cut through? Or do we wanna take the fight to her? I mean, I guess if she like has her.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:48

You said she's Mandalorian?

SPEAKER_07 1:51:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:50

Yes. Alright. You go to the door. I'll count down.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:54

Me?

SPEAKER_02 1:51:54

And on depth, here, you take this, and when I give the signal, press the button. And he gives you a fire extinguisher.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:00

Oh yeah, okay, okay. Just like spraya? I assume yes. Okay, yeah. Go I'll go to the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:05

So this will be a actually gonna have him roll leadership against your guys' discipline.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:10

No, no. You know what? Actually, my discipline's okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:13

Yeah, let's see.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:14

Just will power.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:15

We could be very disciplined.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:17

I'm very disciplined.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:18

I'm not very disciplined, but you know, I'm I make up for it by being charming.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:23

Who's got the lowest leader or the lowest discipline? Actually, the highest discipline. Make it harder.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:29

Two yellow, two green.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:31

Yeah, I have two yellow, one green. I think Leary is probably the best.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:35

Four threats. Uh so no, honey. His directions uh you can't time it right. One of you presses the button, it opens, she comes charging in. She's got her helmet on, but Chris, you've got the fire extinguisher. Uh yeah, sure. Uh, but you can't, unfortunately, you can't spray her in her helmet to uh fog her up before she comes in and starts blasting all around with her flamethrower.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:01

Oh god. Well she's if she's in this like this little room, maybe we can just like shove past her, shut the door behind her, and then lock it again and just make a getaway.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:11

Okay, so to escape past her, that'll be uh against her flamethrower, basically.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:18

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:19

Do you want to roll against her or do you want her to have her to roll against you guys?

SPEAKER_07 1:53:23

Um I mean, I'm trying to think what would be better, because it's like if she's rolling against us, then if she we're either escaping or six like escaping or uh failing as a group. If she's if we're rolling against her, then it's like some of us might be able to get away.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:38

Yeah, you tell how about this? I'll have her roll, you tell me what you're doing, because it'll be a a group roll, and then I'll determine kind of the difficulty based on that.

SPEAKER_09 1:53:46

Should we flee or just try and take her down?

SPEAKER_07 1:53:49

I I kinda just wanna flee, honestly. I don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_09 1:53:54

I don't think it'll turn out well for us. So so we could scuttle hurriedly as a group.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:59

Because the thing is, she was trying to get the Slicer to use his device to track down the armor and the chain code. So if she's left alone in this room with all of his equipment, she could probably continue to track you guys in the future.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:14

Oh yeah, crap, because we if we didn't destroy it, he would have to smash it up.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:18

And we probably don't have time to flee and smash the machines. Unless one of us named Chris Aunt had an ion grenade. I do have an ion grenade.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:27

Oh yeah, if we if we can like run out and Chris can throw an ion grenade in there after just to fry the uh the equipment. And that would probably fry the lock too, if we could um leave her in there.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:39

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:40

Okay, yeah, can I Chekhov's iron grenade.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:43

Thank you for remembering because I haven't looked at my equipment for a bit. I wouldn't have remembered if you hadn't mentioned it earlier in the game. There you go.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:50

Because I I don't know how uh how flame resistant Mandalorian armor would be.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:56

I'm pretty sure it's pretty flame resistant.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:59

Because would it be cause I do have my little my little light dagger? Would it be too mean if like if I try to crouch low to shove past her and just like take my dagger and like see if I get her in the back of the knee, like in the in the the between the plates on the way out so she can't chase.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:18

Call in your shot? Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:19

Yeah, I'll give it a try. I'll I'll try to like kind of shove into her a little bit and give her a good stab. I don't want to kill her, but like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:28

Okay, so since you're gonna be moving while you're doing this, that'll include your maneuver.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:34

Um, she has two points of adversary. Uh you're gonna have to uh she she is a fairly formidable and pretty well-known Mandalorian as far as Mandalorians go. Um, so she does have fearsome. Due to her reputation, having to actually fight her, you've been running from her. Presumably you guys have an idea of how strong she is. So why don't you give me a start with a three-purple fear check?

SPEAKER_07 1:56:00

Okay, that'd be discipline.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:02

Discipline or cool.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:03

Ugh, to advantage. Can I be unafraid for this first one? And then if if uh I fail, I'm just gonna have to run my ass off because I'm terrified. Um Can I let adrenaline carry me through my first attack?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:14

Yeah, adrenaline's gonna carry you through here.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:16

Okay, and then what the what would that be for the lightsaber uh stab to the back of the knee?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:20

So it's gonna be two reds and two blacks.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:24

I'm moving as my maneuver. Could I take two strain and do a second maneuver to aim it?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:31

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:31

Okay, so I can add a blue and the black, does that include calling my shot? Or is that for calling my shot?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:37

No, calling your shot would add an extra two black.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:39

Ugh. What do we have for Dastiny?

SPEAKER_02 1:56:41

You have two.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:42

I'm gonna flip one and turn another one of my greens into a yellow.

SPEAKER_08 1:56:45

Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:46

Fuck off. I got three failure, five advantage.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:51

Fuck after You can uh take out your light dagger and try and like what slide under her legs and stab her.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:00

Yeah, well, I was kinda thinking like kind of shoulder checking her on the way and stabbing her, and like on the outside leg.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:06

Yeah, you can you can try, you can shoulder check her and try and slice at her, but she moves with you. And like she's surprised uh that you have a laser sword. She's like, where did you get that?

SPEAKER_07 1:57:22

Well, my dildo, I got it off a robot. Don't worry about it!

SPEAKER_02 1:57:26

But you've got her attention, so you failed to hit her, uh, but you got those advantages, so she's focused on you now.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:33

Wide open for everybody else.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:35

Which she probably has been anyway, you're running out. Uh, unfortunately, um, she's gonna get a chance to attack you as well.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:43

That's fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:44

She's still using her flamethrower. Gonna use a uh destiny point. Uh, you got five advantages. How many of those do you want to use to allow your friends to get out versus how many of those do you want to spend against her?

SPEAKER_07 1:57:58

Let's maybe use th two against her, and then three for my friends so everyone gets one.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:04

Okay, so that will uh give her a black then. Okay. Give her a destiny point, upgrade her roll. You're in sh short range. She is gonna take uh some strain. She's gonna aim twice as well. And she gets four successes and five advantages.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:20

God damn it.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:21

Cut my fucking head off now, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:23

Well no, she has a flamethrower.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:25

Burn my face off now!

SPEAKER_02 1:58:27

There you go.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:28

My brain's gonna get it.

SPEAKER_02 1:58:31

Uh so the crit is two. So she blasts you with the flame projector, the your armor starts heating up, and you can feel it starting to singe your skin. Those five advantages. Yeah, you're like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:47

No!

SPEAKER_02 1:58:48

Uh, so she spends two to trigger the crit. Uh, she's gonna spend another two to add ten. She has four ranks of lethal blows. So she is gonna add fifty to whatever she rolls. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:01

But she's real focused on me, so everyone else is gonna be able to get out just fine. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:59:05

Yeah, but that feels like sh that feels shitty. She rolled 54. Oh, yeah. That gets bumped up to 104. Not my favorite thing that anybody's gonna do.

SPEAKER_09 1:59:16

Thankfully, I'm guessing you're in short range of Starzan.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:21

Oh, I would be. This is a pretty close, pretty close corners in this claw.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:25

So she, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna make it too bad on you. She blasts with the flamethrower. She kind of knows you were trying to take out her leg, so she pumps pumps the flame onto your leg, and you can feel like pain sensors in your mechanical leg going haywire as she starts to melt the wires and cables.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:48

No, goddamn, I don't want to have to replace it! I guess it's probably better than having to replace the real one.

SPEAKER_09 1:59:54

Yeah. But uh, Starzan. So it says here, when the character suffers a critical injury with a severity rating of no greater than easy, is that what we have here?

SPEAKER_02 2:00:03

Uh we have uh this is three purple. This is hard.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:05

Okay, never mind then.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:07

Can't use it. Because do you have any uh upgrades to that?

SPEAKER_09 2:00:10

Oh, increase the strength severity of critical injury. Oh, I have it I have three increases. So that would be. Oh, that would count. The character may activate injured as an out-of-turn incidental and commit force dice to so it would be me committing the force dice, or or Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:25

So you would commit it. Okay. Uh and you've also got the magnitude upgrades to affect allies. I do, yes. Yeah. Okay, so thanks to the s inner strength of Starzan, even though your mechanical leg is uh melting, uh, it's not rated for this kind of heat, you can still run unencumbered, un uninhibited by the injury, uh, as long as you are near Starzan.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:51

Oh, Starzan, you're such an inspiration. Thank you for this, Starzan.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:56

Thank you, Star everybody say thank you, Starzan.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:00

Thank you, Starzan. Welcome. Would Okay, would the rest of us be able to get the fuck out? I did save my three advantage for everybody else. Yeah, everybody else can get out.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:08

She's so focused on you. But then can you can you stay within range?

SPEAKER_07 2:01:13

Yeah, uh you might have to give me a bit of a hand, Starzan.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:16

Give me uh give me an athletics to try and stay within range.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:19

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:20

Or could I could I just like s scoop her up? Uh yeah. How about we make it a a combined role? It's uh Starzan's ranks in athletics with Kalisbron.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:32

Oh no.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:33

I only have one athletics rank.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:35

Really? Oh, so it's I would be rolling a yellow and one green.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:39

I have three forest dice in athletics though. Can I still use those? I guess two, yeah, since I have one. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:45

Okay, so what would that be against?

SPEAKER_02 2:01:47

Uh, this'll be. She hasn't started chasing you. Let's we'll call it a two purple.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:53

Two purp I mean, I can maybe make that. It's like better than 50-50 odds. Way, two failure, one advantage. Starzane can't lift me, I am in full Mandalorian armor.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:03

Yeah, so you so you're limping behind, uh, just staying at the edge of short range? Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:08

It's fine, I I got it. I got it.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:11

Oh, can she can Panthstar? Can I ride Panthstar? How would how would you uh get Panthstar out of your ship? You're pretty far away. Do you have any way to call him?

SPEAKER_04 2:02:21

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:22

Because you have whistled, you have whistled for him before. Yes.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:29

I don't have beast call.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:31

I know someone who does. Would Pantstar respond to a beast call?

SPEAKER_09 2:02:35

Oh, probably. Especially if we've been living you guys for a while, you know.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:38

Yeah, I feel like um you guys have been uh with Pantstar enough that he probably would have been trained for the beast call.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:47

But we also have mental bonds. While committed while I commit a force dice may communicate with the bonded animal at long range.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:54

Oh wow. Yeah, if you want to communicate with him, commit that force dice. Communicate with him telepathically.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:00

Yeah. Pant star, to me. To me, Pan Star. Two stars in. Come two stars in.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:05

Telepathically. I mean it's tr it's uh it's an approximation, but you hear, I'm coming, father!

SPEAKER_09 2:03:13

Great.

SPEAKER_07 2:03:13

Is that what Pantar sounds like in your head?

SPEAKER_09 2:03:16

I thought he was kind of wimpy.

SPEAKER_07 2:03:17

Oh dangerous! Like, Daddy, I'm coming Daddy Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:25

Well, he's in his battle cap mode now. That's right, yes.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:29

He sounds much cooler.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:30

So you can hear, like, uh, as you're making your way back towards the foi, this like roaring as Panthstars tears through, like, the bounty uh the bounty under barbrawl that's broken out.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:41

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:03:41

Bo Katan is still in pursuit, the clone is keeping pace with you. Uh why don't you give me a uh piloting planetary to ride Panthstar then?

SPEAKER_07 2:03:51

I can do that. I can do that! And do that all day. What's that gonna be?

SPEAKER_02 2:03:56

Uh that will be a he's he is a living creature. Uh it'll start as two purple, he's a living creature, that'll add a black. I don't know if you've ridden him solo before, that'll add another black. There's a lot of fighting, that'll add a third black, so it'll be two purple and three blacks.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:10

I swear if I fail this two, I'm going I'm gonna have a bad time.

SPEAKER_09 2:04:14

Time to see if I have any abilities.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:16

God, no, it's fine. I got one success, three threat, and a triumph.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:19

Alright, Panthistar can carry you ahead, even though you got your bum leg. He can carry you back up the landing ramp so he can get the ship started.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:26

Oh yeah. We gotta be ready to get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:30

Bo Katan starts like firing at you guys. It's not really. Let's let's see how she does here.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:37

Oh, Chris, did you throw your did you throw your grenade?

SPEAKER_08 2:04:40

I can.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:41

Your EMP grenade, that was the whole plan.

SPEAKER_08 2:04:44

Let's uh uh once we start exiting the room, I uh I throw the grenade in the thing.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:51

Okay, give me a uh you're running, you're on the move. I'll give you destiny point. Let's call it a red and two blacks ranged light. Okay. I got three advantages. So, uh, you were trying to disable his device?

SPEAKER_08 2:05:07

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:08

So you can throw it, it goes off, and he says, I'm a machine shielded, brother. You don't think I would have thought of that?

SPEAKER_07 2:05:14

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:15

But it doesn't work without this, and he pulls out a control key that he has on a necklace.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:21

Okay, that's good. I was gonna be real mad if it like this dude was sitting here listening to us make this plan and was like, I'm not gonna mention anything.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:28

He's busy counting his money.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:30

God.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:30

Of course. So I'm gonna see how well uh she does. You guys are getting further and further away. Uh there's a lot of other people in the way. She's pretty good at ranged light. Three successes. So she fires into the crowd. Uh, Starzan, you would probably be at the back, because you would need to stay close to Kala. Yes. Uh, so you take ten points of win before you're soaked. But at that point, uh, she didn't get any advantage or anything, so at that point, you can disappear into the crowd. My soak's pretty good, so it'll be okay. Run up the ramp, keep.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:09

This 12-foot tall man. Give me a uh low going up the ramp.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:14

Give me a very hurried uh piloting. Okay. A red and a purple to get the ship started. Illyria, when you get up to the ramp, uh will do the same. Give me a uh red and a purple astrogation to plot a course out of there.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:27

One success, that's enough, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:29

That's enough.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:30

Not great.

SPEAKER_01 2:06:31

Two success to advantage.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:34

Yay! That's better than enough.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:37

Yeah, so you can you can plot a course that is uh not directly back, you can plot a false course that if anyone were gonna track you, would be a fake lead.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:47

Yay! Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:48

And with the clone in tow and a bar brawl breaking out among all of the uh bounty hunters that Ganus has hired, you can jet back into hyperspace and hopefully your new clone friend, employee, accomplice? Some guy who really likes money will be able to help you set up everything you need and get in touch with Sabe, get your light cruiser, so that you can make your attack on the Death Star next time on Star Wars Empire Wreckers. This week's episode is brought to you by our top patrons, David B, Eric Charles Perazzo, General Porpoise, Handholder Zero One, Jeffrey Zamuto, Joshua Winter, Laser, LKB, Matthew Lynette, Sephira, Suki Nintendo, Thomas Davidson, and Vaginator,